Section 210 Packaging
At around seven o'clock in the evening, I walked out of the Qiling City Railway Station.
I haven't told Xu Ningrou about this time, because I plan to solve the problem of Yintang's blackening first, and surprise her by the way.
I found an express hotel near the train station, and I was a little hungry because I hadn't eaten for a day. I wanted to buy two steamed buns, but considering that Indo was black and it was easy to eat bugs, I finally decided to buy buckets of instant noodles.
But when I returned to the room, I found that there was a material bag missing! The electric kettle is also broken, there is no way, you can only eat dry!
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After taking a shower, I slept until dawn.
Since he only has 3,000 yuan left, he must find a way to earn some money, otherwise he will have to sleep on the streets.
So I went out and hailed a taxi and went straight to the antique market. Perhaps because it is not a holiday, it is a bit deserted, there are not many tourists, and the merchants are too lazy to shout.
At the entrance of the antique market, there are three special stalls, one of which is an old man sitting on a futon, meditating with his eyes closed, and a long banner standing next to it, with three big characters written on it: 'God Operator'.
Not far away, there was a big man wearing sunglasses, leaning against the wall with his shoulders crossed, and a few words were pasted next to him: Tianyan predicts good luck.
The last one is strange, it is a little girl of eighteen or nineteen years old, she looks a little delicate, but she is wearing a cyan robe, shaved her head, and is sitting on a small stool, with a piece of paper in front of her: Divination of heavenly opportunities, purifying all sentient beings.
My eyes lit up, and my heart said that this was it, and then I took out the paper that I had prepared a long time ago, spread it on the ground, and pressed it with a few stones, and it was written: 10 yuan for fortune telling, no money.
Because the location of my stall was relatively close to the old man, he heard the sound, and thought that the business had come to the door, but when he opened his eyes, his nose was almost crooked, and he said angrily: "Dare to rob the old man's business, get out!" Otherwise, I will slap you to death! ”
"Just go, why are you so fierce?" I muttered and moved the booth to the vicinity of the big man in sunglasses.
Dahan was doing business at this time, but it seemed that he couldn't calculate accurately, and the girl in the school uniform and freckles on her face on the opposite side crossed her waist and said, "Liar! My parents are sound, but your father is dead! ”
The big man was silent for a long time, and two lines of tears suddenly flowed out under his sunglasses, and muttered: "It's completely impossible to calculate... I was the most hopeful to become the next generation of Taoist heads.,It's a pity that there are too many snooping into the heavens.,These eyes have gone blind.,Even the younger sister of my childhood sweetheart.。。。 ”
The girl with freckles on her face was shocked, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with your junior sister?" ”
"Senior sister, she... In order to cure my eyes, I went to the Tianshan Mountains to look for snow lotus, but I accidentally fell off the cliff, and when I was dying, I was still holding the snow lotus tightly in my hand! After saying that, the big man punched the wall, his expression was very painful.
Hearing such a touching story, the girl also cried, and couldn't help but stuff the twenty yuan into the big man's hand, and whimpered: "It's really miserable, these 20 yuan is my lunch money, all for you, woo woo." ”
She cried and ran away.
The big man put 20 yuan in his pocket, wiped his glasses again, and then looked at me: "Dead cripple, give you three seconds, if you don't roll, you will also break your other leg." ”
"Aren't you blind?"
"Huh?" The big man rolled up his arms and sleeves, making a gesture to beat someone.
I didn't want to compete with him, so I moved the stall to the vicinity of the little nun, but fortunately, the little nun did not speak ill of each other, but showed a sweet smile, and I smiled back, saying that I had finally met a good person. But she didn't want to, the little nun stretched out her white palm: "Take it." ”
I was stunned for a moment: "Take what?" ”
She said a little naively: "Protection money, you are my person after paying the money, and the two of them dare not bully you." ”
I rubbed my forehead helplessly: "Okay, how much?" ”
"Fifty." She said with five fingers out.
It wasn't much, but I didn't have any change, so I took out a hundred and handed it over, and said, "Find me fifty." ”
Who knew that the little nun directly stuffed the money into her pocket: "Don't look for it, the other fifty will be counted as tomorrow's protection fee." ”
Dare to love is a meat bun and a dog, and there is no return. I didn't make a penny, but I took a hundred first, who did I tm to provoke?
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At five or six o'clock in the evening, there were finally more tourists, but... I didn't get a single order! On the other hand, the old man, the big man in sunglasses and the little nun each received at least six or seven orders of business, of which the old man was the most, with eleven customers and earned thousands of yuan.
When the stall closed in the evening, I limped into the distance, and the little nun shouted from behind, "Hey, there's no one left, so don't pretend." ”
I turned a deaf ear and continued on my way...
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The next day, in the morning.
I went to the antique market again and found that the three had already arrived, and since they had already paid the 'protection fee', they set up a stall near the little nun. Perhaps because of boredom, the little nun took the initiative to talk: "Hey, who is that, do you know why you didn't make a deal yesterday?" ”
I nodded, "I'd like to hear about it." ”
The little nun stretched out her white palm: "I want to know, bring the money." ”
"Take what money? Didn't you give it yesterday? ”
The little nun pouted: "Yesterday I paid the protection fee, and today I paid the tuition, otherwise why would I have to pass on the secret to you." ”
"Well, how much?"
"A hundred." The little nun said with her slender fingers outstretched.
I handed the money over, and she put it in her pocket and said, "The secret is only two words, packaging." ”
I didn't look good: "To be more detailed, I spent a hundred dollars." ”
"Okay." The little nun stretched out her hand and pointed around: "Look at Uncle Hu, who meditates there all day long, he looks like a fairy wind and bones, very much like a master in the world; Look at Uncle Nie again, pretending to be blind, and making up a lot of sympathetic jokes to deceive those little girls who believe in love; Look at you again, except for pretending to be lame, there is nothing to show, so you have to wrap it up. ”
I subconsciously asked, "How to pack?" ”
The little nun stretched out her hand: "Give another hundred." ”
"Still trying to lie to me? Gone! ”
After that, I moved the booth to a farther place, and said in my heart that packaging is a fart, I am not a liar, only a liar can package it!
In this way, standing at 10 p.m., I finally found two targets.
The two men had just gotten out of the luxury car and walked over one after the other.
Walking in front is a middle-aged man in his forties, with a somewhat bloated figure, wearing a gold chain as thick as his little finger, and the temperament of the nouveau riche can be seen at a glance. Behind him was a young man with gold-rimmed glasses, with long, narrow eyes that looked a little sinister. Both of them had a faint yin aura on them.
They walked directly to the little nun's stall, and the nouveau riche sat down with a golden knife and said in a rough voice: "Give me the math!" ”
The little nun's eyes lit up, most of the nouveau riche like this are not doing well, so they will ask for a signature. The little nun stretched out her hand and counted a few times, but the gestures were all wrong, she didn't understand the gossip of the Nine Palaces and the Twelve Chenwen at all, she just pretended to be okay to fool the layman.
After a few calculations, the little nun said, "Well... Calculate it, your business has not been going well recently, and you have encountered trouble, the so-called cause of the past life, the effect of the present life. You were a bandit in your previous life, and you killed one... ”
The nouveau riche stood up and said to the young man with gold-rimmed glasses, "Give money." ”
The young man gave the little nun five hundred yuan, and then the two of them turned away and walked towards me.
Coming to my stall, the nouveau riche looked at the paper on the ground and said, "Don't you want money?" It's kind of funny, but you can do the math, why am I here today? ”
I glanced at the nouveau riche: "Who knows why you're here." ”
The nouveau riche turned around and left.
Seeing this, the little nun showed an expression that was indeed so, and the old man and the man in sunglasses showed a knowing smile, and said that it was their turn next.
The nouveau riche and the gold-rimmed glasses hadn't taken a few steps before I said unhurriedly, "However, you have yin qi on you, either you have just returned from the cemetery, or you have encountered a supernatural event. ”
The two turned around and walked back, and the nouveau riche smiled roughly: "It's a little interesting, then you say, what supernatural event did I encounter?" ”
"Can't guess."
The golden glasses asked, "Then can you solve the supernatural event?" ”
"Of course, I can promise that it will help you solve the problem 100%, but..." I glanced at the nouveau riche's gold chain: "I'm not cheap to charge. ”
The nouveau riche waved his hand: "As long as the trouble can be solved, money is not a problem." ”
Seeing that the negotiation was settled here, the little nuns stopped doing it and gathered around.
Uncle Hu, who was immortal and bone-led, pointed at his sword and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, poor Dao Hu Xin, I advise this gentleman not to be deceived, you must know that there are liars who do not learn and do not know how to do it." ”
The big man wearing sunglasses said: "This gentleman has bad luck, he must be in trouble, Nie can see it with his heavenly eyes." Every time I use this heavenly eye, I will be retributed, but seeing that Mr. is fateful, I will make an exception to use it for you. ”
The nouveau riche waved his hand: "Good! All three of you, get in the car with me! ”
Seeing that the duck in her mouth was about to fly, the little nun was also anxious: "Hey? Wait, I'm going too. ”
The nouveau riche looked displeased: "Huh? You're not accurate at all, do you really think I'm a fool? Want to cheat again? ”
The little nun rolled her eyes and stretched out her hand to me: "He is my little brother, of course I want to go." ”
After speaking, his eyes glared at me fiercely, and the threat was unobstructed. I don't care, whether they like it or not, it has nothing to do with me, and I don't pay them anyway.
The nouveau riche thought for a moment and said, "Okay, all four of you, all get in the car." ”
Then, we got into an Audi A8 sedan, drove with gold wire glasses, the nouveau riche sat in the co-pilot, and the four of us were crammed into the back row, and we were all adults, so it was very crowded. The man in sunglasses threatened in a low voice: "Dead lame, if you squeeze it again, I will kill you!" ”
"Who's squeezing you." I muttered something to the bumble, causing the little nun to snicker.
At this point, the nouveau riche turned around and asked, "You guys, have you ever heard of zombies... ”