This 180-degree change caught me off guard, because I had already walked behind the security guard and was about to slash him with my hand knife, but when I heard this, my hand stopped in the air, very embarrassed. Fortunately, I reacted quickly, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thank you, big brother security, goodbye." ”

As I approached the parking lot, I frowned: "Listen to the security guard, it seems that there is still a crew filming here, which is really troublesome." ”

"Big brother, what's the trouble with this? If it weren't for the crew, we wouldn't have been able to get in. ”

The said that he should have a grateful heart. But the problem is that there are many people, and if there are really zombies, it is not convenient to deal with them at all. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't think of any good way, so let's go with the flow, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.

The underground parking lot is very large, and I went around with the, met the so-called crew, and also found the target vehicle.

Fortunately, the two are far apart, one in the southeast corner and the other in the southwest corner.

At this time, we were standing in front of a commercial vehicle, the windows were dark, and we couldn't see what's going on in the car. The asked, "Big brother, is this the car?" ”

I checked the license plate and nodded, "That's right, this is it." ”

The leaned on the window and looked inside, muttering, "Can this car fit a coffin?" Unless the seat is completely removed. ”

I was just about to say nosy, but suddenly a change occurred! The glass that the was lying on suddenly shattered, and a pair of furry claws stretched out from inside, grabbed the's head and dragged it inside! Just look at the color of the claws, it's green-haired!

To say that a cheap man is also a death. He is surprisingly vigorous, and he is usually used as the first target by zombies, and he dares to lie directly on the car window, which is simply an old birthday star hanging, and he is too long!

No, half of the's body was dragged into the car, his legs kicked in the air, as if Xiao Qiang, who had been sprayed with pesticides, shouted for help: "No~good~!" It's a green hair! Help me! ”

I hurriedly rushed up, pulled the's leg and dragged it out, and the zombie also grabbed the's head desperately, and played a tug-of-war with me.

This was a bitter, and he shouted, "Head! Head! ”

I said angrily, "What's it called?" Has Bai taught you Taoism during this time? Figure it out for yourself. ”

The held the zombie's chin with one hand to prevent it from biting off, and the other hand reached into his pocket, took out the charm and shouted, "Hit the street!" Eat my big yang charm! ”

Maybe it was the fluent suburban Cantonese that scared the green hair stiff, or maybe the power of the yang charm was too strong, the green hair stiff finally let go, and I also took the opportunity to drag the cheap man out.

The patted his little heart: "Huh? Big brother, you don't seem to be happy when I get out of trouble? ”

"Nonsense! How many times have I taught you, the charms should be used one by one, you are good, and you threw a bunch of them, and the three thousand yuan is gone! I replied angrily.

"Big brother, it's very dangerous just now, think about it, is it me important or is the charm important?"

In the expectant gaze of the, I replied, "Thinking from the perspective of human nature, it is still the charm that is important. ”

"Big brother, if you treat me like this, sooner or later you will lose me."

"Stop talking nonsense, get to work." I hugged my shoulders and said, "This is a green-haired stiff, which is very easy to deal with, so I will leave it to you, which can be regarded as a test for you." Remember, it should be subdued in the shortest possible time to avoid complications. ”

As soon as the words fell, the green hair stiff climbed out of the car window, giving people a sense of 'Sadako', plus the surrounding lights were dim, and the corners of the green hair stiff mouth were dripping with blood... Wait, where did the blood come from? The wasn't bitten just now! But the blood was fresh!

Sure enough, as I expected, as soon as the green-haired stiff came out, he pounced on the, and the birds didn't bird me, who called him so vigorous?

While the was being hanged, I came to the car window, took a flashlight inside, and found a middle-aged man lying in a pool of blood, with multiple wounds on his body, and his chest slightly undulating, but he was still alive!

I hurriedly climbed in through the car window, ready to save someone!

When he was halfway up, the reminded: "Big brother, you're so stupid, can't you open the car door if you put your hand in?" ”

Actually disgusted by a psychopath, I didn't speak, and climbed into the car to check the wounds of the middle-aged man. He was in a bad condition, with many wounds on his face and neck, and although he did not hurt his arteries, he also bled a lot.

I dialed 120 while helping him stop the bleeding, although the other party was a tomb robber, but he couldn't see death without help...

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The and the green-haired stiff fight are inextricably linked, as if two elementary school students are fighting, without any rules, and none of the moves usually taught to him are useless.

At this time, the cheap man dodged the sweep of the green hair, squatted on the ground and shouted: "The monkey steals the peach!" ”

Then he struck at the crotch of the other party's pants, and the next moment, his expression froze and he muttered, "There is no peach." ”

The green haired stiffly grabbed the's collar and threw it out with all his might, slamming it on the hood of a jeep, and I scolded with hatred: "Why don't you fall to death?" Who did you learn all these messy tricks from? ”

The was thrown into a lot of meat, but the green haired stiff did not pursue, but ran in the direction where the crew was.

"Not good!" I hurriedly crawled out, but my ankle was caught, and it turned out to be a middle-aged man who woke up, and his voice was very weak: "Quick, call someone, there are zombies." ”

"Uncle, don't worry, I'll catch zombies now."

The middle-aged man became short of breath: "No! That zombie is very powerful, you will die if you go! ”

Seeing the green hair running away, I said helplessly: "Uncle, you can let me go first, I'm in a hurry." ”

"Little, young man, I know what you want to do, you want to take a picture of the zombie and tweet it, right? That's what I just did, that's why the zombies escaped, but I'm not going to let you die! If you want a video, Uncle will send it to you. ”

The middle-aged instantly incarnated as Detective Conan, and the head of reasoning was the Tao.

At this time, the got up from the hood and asked in a daze, "Big brother, where are the zombies?" ”

"Run over there, chase after it!" I pointed in the direction, and then I didn't care about arguing with the middle-aged man, broke free of his hand, and ran in the direction of the crew.

When I arrived with the, I saw the green-haired stiff lying on a fat man and biting him, the fat man struggled violently, and the screams were terrible. At this time, the director slapped his thigh and praised: "Good! Very well acted! If you see it, this is called acting! Wait to add chicken legs to these two group performances! ”

The screenwriter next to him reminded: "Uh... Director, we're shooting a zombie movie, but this guy is a zombie, could it be that he ran to the wrong set? ”

"Jiannan, why don't you go and subdue the zombies? Use the Zombie Charm directly! ”

The also discovered the seriousness of the matter, regardless of the on-site workers, rushed up directly, trying to pull away the green hair stiff, but the zombie bit the fat man's chest, no matter how the fat man screamed, the took out a Tiangang talisman, lit it and slapped it on the zombie's face, and finally let it go, and then took out a corpse talisman, took the opportunity to stick it on his forehead, and finally subdued it.

The director asked dissatisfiedly, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

I was in a hurry: "Director, a few of us are group performers, and we want to join your crew, I don't know if the scene just now is still eye-catching?" ”

Before the director could answer, the fat man jumped up: "Bah! What a group performance! I almost bit off my nipple! I don't even know you well! ”

I hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, my friend is very invested in acting, this is 2,000 yuan, which is considered to compensate you for your medical expenses." In addition, this is my business card, if you have any questions in the follow-up, call me on the phone above. Jiannan, why don't you go quickly? ”

The answered, picked up the zombie and left.

But before he could take a few steps, the director stopped him and said, "Wait! ”

I turned my head and waited for the rest to follow.

The director tensed his face, looked at me for a few seconds, and suddenly turned into a smile: "You guys are doing a good job, let's stay, let's say yes first, 70 yuan a day, and there will be red envelopes for good performance." ”

"Uh, director, a few of us discussed it, but we still don't bother...

The director's face was gloomy: "What are you doing?" Come as long as you want, leave as you want, do you know how long I was delayed just now? ”

Just when I felt helpless, the stood up and volunteered to stay, I thought, anyway, he caused this trouble, so let him stay. So,The became an extra,I left with a green hair.。。。

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The ran to make money, but he left another mess behind. When fighting with zombies just now, he fell on the hood of a jeep and deformed the iron sheet, and the owner demanded 5,000 yuan in compensation.

If it is calculated in this way, the cheap man wasted a pile of yang talismans, 3,000 yuan; Carelessness caused the green hair to stiffen the person, and the compensation for medical expenses was 2,000 yuan, and the car repair was 5,000 yuan, spending a total of 10,000 yuan. And this time it's a voluntary help to the Taoist Association, there is no remuneration at all, I am almost running out of money, do I have to go out tomorrow to set up a stall to tell fortunes?

Forget it, let's find Master Jiang and see if he can introduce a few big customers...