Chapter 11 With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish
Buddha Leng tore Chu Tiannan with his hands, Chu Tiannan personally took his head, and Chu Ao was there and muddy.
At this point, the matter has already been decided, and there is no point in continuing to quarrel.
But with the appearance of "Long Aotian", the sentence "Everyone present is garbage" instantly stunned everyone.
"Boy, are you looking for trouble?" Chu Tiannan became angry directly, and couldn't help but curse.
Chu Tiannan has a good self-cultivation, he likes to watch live broadcasts, and when he is interested, he will reward his sisters.
Chu Tiannan wanted to chase Gao Lan'er, but he was also interested in Li Xin, and when he returned to the dormitory tonight, he wanted to watch the live broadcast for a while to relax.
But Chu Tiannan didn't expect that someone would scare him, and in the end it was Wang Fo, the kid.
Chu Tiannan is self-aware, knowing that his and Wang Fo's results are actually five or five, and the college entrance examination is that lucky.
But in terms of martial arts, Wang Buddha only knows a little theory, and the ten Wang Buddhas Chu Tiannan are not afraid.
As for this "Long Aotian", he was actually more arrogant than himself, and Chu Tiannan was naturally furious.
"Long Aotian, how can you scold people?" Li Xin still smiled, but she was a little annoyed in her heart.
"You're garbage too." Long Aotian was in the comment area and continued to type.
"It's too much!"
"Xin'er, don't cry, I'll protect you!"
"Tip!"
The dense barrage instantly flooded the entire live broadcast room, all of which were swearing words scolding "Long Aotian".
"Don't swear, since this classmate Long, he said that we are garbage, then please give him a reason, otherwise, I will kick someone." Li Xin was still laughing, but his tone was a little more annoyed.
This time, the premiere of "Xin'er is Coming" was originally broadcast here, and it was already perfect.
But because of the appearance of "Long Aotian", the scene was a little out of control, and Li Xin was naturally angry.
"What is the boxing technique of 'Passerby A', Wang Buddha has said it very clearly just now, but you refuse to admit it, this is actually nothing."
Long Aotian slowed down for more than ten seconds, and then typed a lot of words: "Let's talk about the boxing method that Chu Tiannan played, what is the problem." ”
"Yo, you are a sling, do you still know boxing?" Chu Tiannan smiled and fought back directly.
"Classmate Long, you may not know it, Chu Tiannan joined the Martial Arts Association and is still the youngest member of Haicheng."
Chu Ao also smiled: "Chu Tiannan said that he has the highest martial arts among the freshmen of your Haida University, and that is not an exaggeration at all. ”
"First of all, let's look at Chu Tiannan's boxing technique, the first move is the white ape through the arm, but if you look closely, this is actually a monkey through the arm, not a white ape." Long Aotian spoke.
"Classmate Long, you said it's a monkey, that's a monkey?" There was a bit of anger in Li Xin's voice.
"Last week's "Animal World" happened to be a monkey theme, and you can find the video on the Internet." The Buddha of the Overlord pondered for a moment and said in the comment area.
"I'll see." Li Xin took the camera and opened a small search, and soon found a video.
The video screen is divided into two, with a monkey on the left and a white ape on the right, both of which maintain the movement of their arms, as if they are boxing.
"I'm grass, brothers, look at it, Chu Tiannan's boxing appearance is really the same as a monkey, not like a white ape at all." The little fat man was happy.
"Monkeys and apes are not one, biologically speaking, monkeys have a lower classification level than apes, and monkeys and humans are not as related as apes."
Wang Fo once again played the essence of a scholar, and continued to type in the comment area: "What classmate Long said is right, Chu Tiannan is more like playing monkey than playing white ape through arm boxing." ”
"Brother Ao, what do you see?" Li Xin felt bad, and looked at Chu Ao inquiringly.
Chu Ao has been smiling, but at the moment he is not smiling at all, he is stumbling, and he looks like he wants to speak and stops.
If Chu Tiannan was not in the live broadcast room, Chu Ao was really not afraid to tell the truth, but at this moment, he was not good at speaking.
Netizens are not stupid, they have thought about it, and they already know that Long Aotian is very powerful, and Chu Tiannan does have a problem with boxing.
All of a sudden, there was a discordant sound in the barrage, and some people began to laugh at Chu Tiannan.
"Yes, I haven't practiced the white ape through the arm well, but I played thirty-six moves, is it all wrong?" Chu Tiannan's face was furious, crackling and typing.
"Congratulations, you're right." Long Aotian made a smiley face, and his typing speed began to increase.
From the second move "Tai Chi Pusher" to the third move "White Crane Bright Wings", Long Aotian began to analyze them one by one.
After each trick was disassembled, Wang Fo gave full play to the level of a scholar, looking for various materials, and assisting Li Xin to give everyone popular science theoretical knowledge.
During the whole process, Chu Ao, the vice president of the Sanda Association, has been hesitant and can't say a word at all.
With the passage of time, the barrage mocking Chu Tiannan was densely packed and spread throughout the live broadcast room.
"Grass!"
Bang!
In a mansion, Chu Tiannan grabbed the precious blue and white porcelain vase on the coffee table, threw it on the ground angrily, and fell to pieces.
But being angry is angry, but Chu Tiannan has to admit that everything that "Long Aotian" said is true.
"Is my martial arts really that bad? Such a beautiful 36-move boxing method has now become a joke? Chu Tiannan was a little crazy. angrily exited the live broadcast room.
"Haha, we won!" The little fat man who had been staring at the comment area suddenly became excited when he found that Chu Tiannan had withdrawn from the live broadcast.
"Brother Fo, I finally believe now that reading more is useful!" Li Sheng gave a thumbs up.
"I'm nothing, I'm just helping to find some information, this is really powerful, it has to be Long Aotian!" Wang Buddha shook his head and said modestly.
"Brother Fo, how strong is Long Aotian's martial arts?" The little fat man was a little curious.
"Theoretically speaking, martial arts refine muscles and bones on the outside, and refine a breath on the inside, but the top martial artists in our Haicheng are also at the level of refining muscles."
Buddha Leng's gaze gradually became serious: "Long Aotian's martial arts are at least refining tendons, and it may be higher, maybe he is a martial arts master." ”
"Then Long Aotian and Chu Aotian fight, who can win?" Li Sheng asked curiously.
"Chu Ao and Chu Tiannan join forces, under the hands of Long Aotian, they may not be able to make ten moves." The Buddha looked cold and serious.
Hiss!
The little fat man and Li Sheng couldn't help but gasp and felt shocked.
"The two of them will practice for another ten years, and they won't be able to make a move under me." Yi Fan's disdainful voice sounded.
"Brother, you shouldn't be artificial, you are Long Aotian, right?" The little fat man was happy.
"I really am." Yi Fan nodded, he didn't intend to hide this matter.
Yi Fan wants to protect Gao Lan'er, he will stay in the university for a long time, and there are some things to hide from his dormitory brothers, which is actually not easy.
"Yi Fan, don't panic, I'll go downstairs and buy you some medicine." Li Sheng put on his slippers and prepared to leave.
"Go to the big hospital to be regular, I have an acquaintance in the psychiatric department, Yi Fan, you come down, I will accompany you." Wang Buddha also stood up.
"Don't worry, knowing that your family is in difficulty, Yi Fan, you want us to be our brothers, let us pay this money!" The little fat man also stood up.
"Okay, I'm not Long Aotian, just now, I just made a joke with you, I'm not sick." Yi Fan was a little speechless.
No one believes the truth, so there's no way.
"Yi Fan, don't have psychological pressure, although Chu Tiannan scolded you, Long Aotian avenged you."
Wang Fo nodded, comfortingly said: "As long as you are willing to study hard, I will give you make-up lessons every day, so that you can get ahead in school, and in the future, Li Xin will also treat you differently, you are not without a chance." ”
"I'm looking forward to the scene of Yi Fan's rise and Li Xin's conquest on the day of his rise." The little fat man's eyes lit up.
"Yi Fan, Li Xin is a girl after all, and she is so beautiful, you are still elementary school classmates, you don't have a chance."
Li Sheng also smiled: "How do you say that sentence, meet a shot and enmity, you can do it, come on brother!" ”
Get!
Yi Fan suddenly found that his brothers, after getting acquainted with each other, seemed to be their nature?
The three of them naturally wouldn't understand that if Chu Tiannan didn't scare the king Buddha, Yi Fan would be too lazy to do it.
Yi Fan didn't like Li Xin, and he also hated Chu Tiannan pretending to be forced, but he didn't slap their interest.
What is the point of the eagle slapping the little loach in the pond in the face?
"Bad old man asked me to protect Gao Lan'er, it's better for me to keep a low profile, if I want my brothers to know that I am Long Aotian, then I want to cultivate purely, it seems that it will become difficult."
Lying on the top bunk, Yi Fan lost interest in watching the live broadcast and was ready to turn off his mobile phone and sleep.
"Look, Chu Tiannan has declared war on Long Aotian!"
The little fat man's exclamation made Yi Fan slightly stunned and looked at his phone again......