Ever since she was considered by everyone to "don't know what to do with the beginning", Hua Mian refused to marry anyone again. If they dislike themselves so much, what do they do with themselves? She wanted to see if any of them could "start from the beginning" after a long time.

In order to prevent them from doing things in their diet, she forced herself to comply with the way of medicine, she had a word first, and if anyone dared to make a bad idea, she would break off her friendship with whom.

Although you knew that Hua Mian would not seriously break off friendship with them, no one dared to cross the thunder pool first, and they all waited and waited to see that things would turn around. However, this wait-and-see lasted for several months, during which they tried their best to say good words and dedication diligently, but they did not even get the opportunity to sleep with her, and in addition to feeling her determination, they regretted not being at the beginning.

In fact, they were just a joke that day, and they didn't expect Hua Myanmar to be so true. With nothing to do, they no longer fought on their own, but gathered together to discuss countermeasures.

Zili proposed: "To capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach, I wonder if I can move her by cooking and washing her hands and making soup?" ”

Ji Lingzhi objected: "This method doesn't work, I changed the tricks to send a cup of soup every day to replenish qi and health, but she didn't refuse to come, but after drinking, not only did she not let me touch her, but also said that I had bad intentions." ”

The crowd agreed: "She's right, you do have bad intentions. ”

Ling Yue proposed, "You might as well start by caring for her body and touch her with caring care." ”

Ji Yunye vetoed: "When she came to menstruation, I specially ordered someone to boil brown sugar ginger soup and personally brought it to her, but she said that dysmenorrhea was a matter of the previous life, and now her body is very refreshing, so there is no need to do more, and my hard work will be in vain." ”

Everyone sighed: "She is now in good health, and this method is indeed out of place." ”

Pei Yingshi proposed: "Most women like men to be domineering, I wonder if Qiang Shang will let her comply?" ”

Zili reminded: "If you don't want to kneel durian, kneel eggs, and kneel tofu, you can give it a try." But let me say first, if I hadn't reacted quickly that day, I am afraid that she would have been ruined by one knee. ”

Everyone couldn't help but make up the picture at that time, and then thought of themselves, and they couldn't help but shudder.

Ji Lingzhi proposed: "If the martial arts can't do it, then write a love poem for her, maybe she will take the initiative to give her a hug as soon as she is happy." ”

Ling Yue sneered, "It's better to dispel this idea before you can write a love poem that shocks the world and weeps ghosts and gods." I've written, 'I've only known what it's called since I had you. Love' to her, but she said that I was vulgar and had grown a fairy bone in vain. ”

Everyone unanimously agreed that his behavior was clearly a courtship in estrus, and it was indeed "vulgar and unbearable".

Ji Yunye proposed: "The above methods are too active, it is better to try the technique of lust and temptation to capture the old people, maybe it will become a good thing if she can't control it for a while." ”

Pei Yingshi advised: "Give up." One day I learned that she was going to the hot springs, so I stripped myself naked and waited in it, intending to seduce her with her toned body to seduce her to take the initiative to ask for pleasure, but in the end, no matter how I scratched my head and posed, she was unmoved, and closed her eyes to recuperate, all as if I was air. ”

Everyone thought that he had only learned the skin of lust and seduction, and had not mastered the essence of wanting to capture and indulge, and his purpose was obvious, and it was strange if he did not fail. However, no one is proficient in this way, so they have to find another way.

Eventually, Kang Muning proposed: "Since she is not soaked in oil and salt, then we will try the radical method." ”

Pei Ying explained: "How to provoke? ”

Kang Muning smiled sheepishly: "If any of us make love to the palace maid, I don't believe that she can still calm down." ”

Everyone agreed that this method was very good, but no one was willing to risk the world's condemnation to defy the law. In the end, under the strong recommendation of everyone, Zili was forced to become the bird that came out, because he had the most heart. Of course, they don't mean it when they say it.

On this day, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, Kang Muning's three-year-old son Hua Wuqian ran to Hua Mian's room, and said excitedly as if he had discovered a new world: "Mother, Zili Daddy and a beautiful palace maid sister are fighting in bed, do you want to take a look?" ”

Hua Mian was immediately furious when she heard this, and rushed out of the door without saying a word.

When she arrived at the courtyard where she was leaving, she suddenly stopped, closed her eyes and held her breath for a moment before she raised her feet and walked under the open window.

I saw that the whole hall was brightly lit, and the overlapping figures in the light gauze curtain on the bed were rising and falling, and from time to time there was a faint panting sound in my ears. The flowers stood against the window, and they watched it for a long time.

The surroundings suddenly became silent, whether it was for Zi Li, who was doing fitness exercises in bed, or for the five people who were prostrate on the top of the side hall listening to the corner, time seemed to flow extremely slowly, so that they had a creepy sense that they couldn't figure out what Hua Mian was thinking and an ominous sense that a storm was coming.

After a stalemate for about an hour, Hua Mian finally opened the golden mouth under the anticipation of everyone, but to people's surprise, she was not at all as thunderous and angry as they expected, but commented with a playful voice: "There are too many postures, and the screaming is too fake." Then he stretched and said, "You've been performing so hard for everyone for so long, and you're tired of thinking about it, so let's rest today." The third and sixth poses are so new to me that I don't know if anyone has learned them, but I'd like to try them tonight. ”

After the words fell, she walked leisurely to the outside of the courtyard, leaving the crowd on the top of the hall to look at each other. After a while, they suddenly jumped from the top of the temple and chased after Hua Mian.

Hua Mian's words were also understood, and he subconsciously wanted to get out of bed and chase him out, but the soreness of his body told him that at this moment he was already more than capable and not enough, and couldn't help cursing the gang of declining gods, and said with chagrin in his heart, he must get back tomorrow what they owe today.