Pang Wen came down as soon as he heard the tears "Huh", "What method do I have, my brother is dead, and there is such a sister-in-law on the stall"

He twisted his nose, "I just went to see it the day before yesterday, the house is ventilated and leaky, like a cold ice hole, light a honeycomb coal stove, the fart is useless, and Dad's old cold legs are ...... again" After speaking, find a Xiao Deng to sit aside, bow his head and smoke the smoke.

"Hey!" Secretary Sima Yi sighed heavily, "If you let your parents spend the New Year in the courtyard house, you are not even as good as 'Pang Wen', no matter how bad 'Pang Wen' is, at least there is no unfilial piety, you can set a precedent for our whole village."

"Yes" Everyone began to besiege Pang Wen, "If your brother is gone, you are the boss, and you have the final say on major matters, listen to what the girls are talking nonsense!" ”

"That's it, it's up to you, your other brothers are useless."

"But no, we can't set this precedent, playing a stick under a tree, who doesn't know who is the two hits, your sister-in-law will talk nonsense, who will believe him."

"Let a girl detain it, hum, rabbits can drive, who still raises mules and horses?"

……

Pang Wen stood up with a sigh, threw the half-smoked cigarette to the ground, and stomped on it hard, "Don't say anything, if you don't take my parents home today, I'm really fucking inferior to Pang Wen."

Pang Wen held his father with one hand and his mother with the other, and took the second elder home. Pang Wen's daughter-in-law wanted to help move things, but Pang Wen stopped her, "Mom and Dad are my own, no one cares, I'll take care of something alone." ”

Pang Wen loaded his parents' things on a cart and pulled them home by himself.

When the sister-in-law heard it, she ran out of the house, and she wanted to sprinkle it again, Pang Wen pulled it with her hand, and the sister-in-law fell on the cold ground, and sat on the ground and shouted, "There are people from the neighborhood!" Killed people......"

Before she finished shouting, Pang Wen pulled her aside with his feet, glaring at him with copper bell-like eyes, "Don't think that no one will care about you if my brother is gone, and then I will beat you to death!" After saying that, I pulled the cart and left!

My sister-in-law sat on the cold ground for a long time and didn't come back to her senses.

The neighbors and Secretary Sima Yi, who were hiding in the courtyard of Pang Wen's uncle's house and eavesdropping, all laughed secretly. "I'll just do it." Secretary Sima Yi looked at his uncle, and his uncle laughed out loud, "This kid, don't say it, it's really a loss to Pang Wenjin." ”

(3) Uncle

Originally, only the mother's brother could be called uncle. Uncle can't be called indiscriminately, but if someone in our village calls you uncle, or hears someone call you uncle, you have to be careful. "If you are full, you want to think" is not false at all, and after solving the problem of food and clothing, people began to think about amusement. Teasing each other and calling each other uncle is one of the most popular forms.

A neighboring village named Lao Si, is a very humorous person, farming has to pass through our village, in our village and a group of classmates, become our village acquaintances, one day with our village to work in the field, while walking and talking, talking about the child.

It just so happened that the fourth child had a daughter, and the man in my village had a son, and the fourth child said, "When the child is older, we will be in-laws." ”

When the man heard this, he then moved the ghost wit, "Okay! In that case, my family will be called your uncle. ”

When the fourth child heard it, "Hey, doesn't this scold me 'brother-in-law'!" He didn't show weakness at the moment, and said with a smile, "I'll call your uncle, uncle, help me work, and when I'm done, we'll go to your house and drink a pot." ”

Gradually, many people called the fourth child uncle when they saw him, and the fourth child also called many people uncle, and calling each other uncle became the most popular ridicule. At first, the women just watched and laughed, but I don't know when even the concubines were added. Even the uncle and the concubine called together, not to mention how happy it was. Later, the daughter of the fourth child fell in love with a young man in our village, and the fourth child became the quasi-father-in-law of the village. This prospective father-in-law has to pretend to be a dog in front of his future son-in-law, so that his Kanyou will have a great opportunity, and when they meet, they don't call their uncles anymore, and they change their words, "Hey, our fourth uncle has been promoted, and he has changed his father-in-law, this father-in-law is good, his father-in-law!" ”

"This thing is good, it really looks like a father-in-law, a good father-in-law, you can pretend to be a father-in-law!"

came and went, and the fourth child suffered a big loss. At first, he just smiled and pretended not to hear, but after a long time, his stomach was bulging. It was another autumn harvest evening, and the sunset reflected half of the sky. After a long day's work, people began to pack their tools and prepare to go home. There was a cart full of corn cobs here, men drove ox carts, women sat on high cob piles, there shouted cows pulling plows and rakes, and the fourth man came over with shovels and his wife, "The father-in-law, the father-in-law and my concubine are not inferior!" ”

A man in a hurry turned around and shouted at the fourth child, and the road was full of people chirping and coaxing. The fourth child couldn't hold it back, "Uncle! What is calling, isn't it just that I dare not speak, who is afraid of whom! Be careful, uncle! Don't drive the car crookedly and throw the concubine off. ”

"I say, let's do it! I didn't hold it for a month! If you want the fourth child not to open the shabu, then the sun has to come out of the west! ”

"Count it for him, 18 days!" Someone accosted.

It's the New Year, I said it in advance, I don't joke about it on the first day of the New Year, I don't call my uncle, and I'm going through the New Year. On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, people get up early, eat dumplings, set off firecrackers, and go from house to house to pay New Year's greetings. When I met on the street, I clasped my fists with both hands, "Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Meet and make a fortune!"

"Meet and make a fortune!"

I don't know who asked, "Uncle, is the concubine at home?" I haven't paid a New Year's greeting to my concubine yet! ”

Everyone listened, "Hey, who's that!" This is, it will be open on the first day of the Lunar New Year!"

"Let's open it! Uncle! Let's go to your house to play poker, let the concubine make a pot of good tea, and contribute your good tea leaves, don't keep the hair. ”

A group of men and a group of women met over there, and a man suddenly said to a woman in a serious manner: "Your things are not right!" ”

The woman's face was nervous, "It's impossible, I've put everything I should have placed, isn't it right?" ”

"You forgot to hang a teapot on your door." The man laughed as he said and ran away.

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, you are looking for a beating!" The woman ran after with a smile with her fist raised.

The old people couldn't close their mouths when they saw it, the old chrysanthemums on their faces were very bright, and the toothless mouth couldn't stop the happy wind from pouring into their stomachs, laughing and saying, "No big or small, they are all in their fifties, and they are still so noisy, and their grandchildren should go to school."

A person from another village came to our village to sell apples, and he was very emotional, "Look at how close this relative is gone." ”

Then I wondered, "Why are there so many concubines and uncles in one village?" ”

Everyone laughed and hurriedly explained, "What are we playing?" This concubine and uncle are also screaming? But he screamed randomly, and he was so happy?

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