Aches all over......

He was pressed to the ground, Xiao Feng Yaowu sat on his buttocks proudly, crossed his waist and sneered: "If I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know who is in this family!" ”

Gu Tao felt that he was really inflated, always concerned about her low IQ, and completely forgot her force value, just now Gu Tao really didn't even see it, and Satania's autonomous defense was put down before he could react.

After being put down by her, this guy gave full play to her low IQ characteristics, and read the house rules to him while pumping Gu Tao's ass, Gu Tao couldn't even resist, that's the kind of ...... That kind of absolute suppressive force, the gap in ability is like heaven and earth.

In the end, he simply stopped resisting.

But instead of struggling, Xiaofeng was worried about whether she had beaten Gu Tao to death, and she immediately lay nervously on the carpet, head to head with Gu Tao, and poked his head with her fingers: "Don't die...... I'm kidding...... Don't die, it's a big deal to let you fight back. ”

Gu Tao suddenly opened his eyes, turned over and got on the sofa, he really had no way to talk to this mentally retarded, and Xiaofeng saw that he was not dead, jumped up happily, and then stood in the living room and began to change clothes......

"You're a bit of a lower limit, can't you change your clothes and go into the room?" Gu Tao sat up and looked at the mentally retarded man in front of him who was putting his pants on: "I'm still there?" ”

"I haven't avoided Doudou when I change my clothes." Xiaofeng pointed at Teddy who was eating dog food next to him, holding his trouser legs: "Why do you want to avoid you?" ”

"Lao Tzu......" Gu Tao sighed: "Okay, okay, it's up to you." ”

And Xiaofeng did not shy away from opening his shirt at all, revealing his belly: "Look at my belly, it's a lot bigger." ”

"Don't look."

"If you want to see it, you can watch it!!" Xiaofeng walked over and teased his clothes with one hand, and pressed Gu Tao's head with the other: "Show me!" ”

"What the are you ......" Gu Tao shook off her hand: "I beg you...... Leave me alone. ”

"Hahaha......"

Xiaofeng ran away happily......

Gu Tao was dumbfounded.

Sure enough, I can't think about her brain circuit, the laughter is very strange, not to say, and manic, just do it if you can't say it. The force value is high, how to play this? Gu Tao really felt that he chose this path to be an undercover agent, it was really too painful, he really might as well go to Yun Zhongzi and let him find a way.

And when Gu Tao was sitting on the sofa and doubting his life, Xiaofeng jumped over and sat next to him with his knees hugged: "After lunch at noon, we will leave for a meeting." ”

"Oh."

"This time, I mainly asked them to place a position for you, and my person can't be a low-level little Lori."

"It's a minion." Gu Tao sighed: "It's not a little Lori......"

"Oh, it doesn't matter, it can't be a little Lori anyway!"

It's a minion...... It's okay to correct what she's doing, isn't it fun to find yourself unpleasant?

After watching TV for a while, Xiaofeng suddenly broke Gu Tao's leg, didn't say hello, pulled the egg, and it hurt......

"What are you doing?"

"I'll squint for a moment." After speaking, Xiao Feng lay on Gu Tao's lap without saying a word, not afraid that his neckline would be completely exposed in front of others: "Don't move, I'll kill you if you move." ”

In order not to be beaten, Gu Tao sat there with a heavy burden of humiliation, and then took out his mobile phone and took a few photos along the neckline by the way, the clarity is okay, and it looks great.

Just when he was about to continue to take a few photos, Jing Yuan's phone came, he answered the phone, and Jing Yuan had already opened his mouth: "The pension of the sacrificed team members has been put in place, and the sixth son has also given an additional amount on the basis of the pension, and then ...... If they have children, they can interview and study at the base. Also, there is a memorial service on Monday, are you coming? I don't think you're coming, you glass heart, you can't stand that scene. In fact, no one blames you, they all understand you, you should know better than me in our industry, accidents always come unexpectedly, but...... I know your character, you must hold your breath, I will take care of it, here I have already started the investigation process, you don't have to worry too much. ”

"Hmm...... I'm starting to work on a new Rapid Support model, and I might be able to come up with a solution in a few days. ”

"I knew you were going to sum it up, so I didn't say anything more...... Go for a walk, it's okay to have me here. ”

"Thank you."

"You're welcome." Jing Yuan laughed: "I'm a little widow, there is still a place for you to take care of in the future." ”

After saying this, Jing Yuan herself also felt that she had said the wrong thing, a little ambiguously overdone, she coughed twice and hung up the phone, while Gu Tao laughed, let go of the phone, and then leaned back on the sofa, thinking about how to target those great sages.

From the current point of view, these people really don't have a good stubble, he has seen the phoenix, and it makes no sense to have outstanding ability, since the other few can be as famous as the phoenix, where can they be worse? It's no wonder that the last thirty-three days can chase Luo Yun to a lot, and the ability is there.

At about eleven o'clock in the morning, Gu Tao gently moved Xiaofeng's head to the sofa, and then began to make the oily chicken she wanted to eat. Gu Tao actually found a new way to decompress, that is, cooking, this skill was discovered when he was waiting for confinement, the kitchen god Weiwei personally guided, according to the assistance of Satania, he is already a top chef, the process of cooking is actually a process of self-redemption and self-healing, this experience is very good, especially in front of people like Xiaofeng, who don't know the roots, he can use it at will without any scruples.

Probably everyone's life needs a way to vent, at least Gu Tao thinks so.

The dishes at noon are oily chicken, braised pork, sour and hot shredded potatoes and sweet and sour fish, Xiaofeng has woken up when the oily chicken is made, and as always, standing at the kitchen door drooling and watching Gu Tao cut the chicken, the sound of sucking saliva is upsetting.

"You do the same at work?"

"I'm usually serious at work." Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "They're so stupid." ”

This person is actually qualified to call others stupid? Gu Tao was a little incomprehensible.

"Dog, when we come back from our meeting, I'll introduce my girlfriend to you."

Gu Taoli didn't bother to pay attention to her, this person is really wrong, this kind of thing is basically only mentally retarded to introduce girlfriends, and he pushed his good friend into the fire pit after only knowing each other for a long time.

"Why?"

"Because we all call her Dog's Day." Xiaofeng said with an innocent face: "I think she should have to have a dog to go to Riyiha." ”

Gu Tao stopped what he was doing, silently looked back at Xiaofeng, and suddenly felt that no matter how seriously he thought, he couldn't understand this kind of human brain circuit, and at this moment he had only one thought in his heart was "Let her, let her, you can't win", so thinking about it, the whole emotion calmed down.

"My girlfriend is beautiful."

"Are you pretty?"

"You're not thinking about me, are you?" Xiaofeng suddenly became serious: "You are so obscene." ”

Gu Tao: "??? ”

It's really a good thing to say anything, it must feel good regardless of it, to be honest, Gu Tao is a little envious of this person, although he is stupid, he is also stupid......

"Will you lay eggs?"

"Yes, wait a minute."

After Xiaofeng finished speaking, she walked into the room, pouted her ass and got under the bed, and after a while, she took out an egg about the size of an adult man's fist, and then came to the kitchen and handed it to Gu Tao: "Give you one." ”

Gu Tao was so frightened that his hands trembled.

"Take it, you're welcome." Xiaofeng looked sincere: "It's okay to eat this raw." ”

"Huh?"

"Because it is invulnerable, fire is useless." Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Knock a hole in the egg with a hammer and suck it." ”

"Are you ......" Gu Tao took the egg and looked Xiaofeng up and down: "Are you serious?" ”

"Seriously, it's useless, and you can't hatch a little phoenix, why don't you eat it."

What was Gu Tao's original intention to come to Xiaofeng as an undercover agent? Is it just for a phoenix egg? It seems to be yes, but I didn't expect her to give it so easily......

"This egg...... Did you give birth to it? ”

"Hmm." Xiaofeng nodded: "I'm going to give birth to one every few years." ”

"From ......" Gu Tao looked at Xiaofeng's waist down: "Where was it born?" ”

Xiaofeng naturally pointed to the place three inches below his umbilicus: "Here." ”

Gu Tao looked down at the egg, and his hands trembled......

"Remember, just dig a hole and puff it with your mouth when you take it back."

She still makes people use their mouths?

Well......

Gu Tao carefully put the pink egg into his pocket, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Why can't you hatch a little phoenix?"

"You're so stupid." Xiaofeng sighed: "Without a rooster, can the eggs laid by the hen hatch?" ”

"Then ......" Gu Tao's scientist's thinking suddenly surged: "What if it's other species?" ”

"Seems like you can do anything." Xiao Feng nodded and said: "Whatever you pair with will give birth, it's all phoenix blood." Look at my crippled brother, isn't it my mother and the birth? ”

"Egg ...... Eggs hatched? ”

Xiaofeng shook his head: "We can lay eggs and have children again." ”

It's amazing...... Okay, okay, don't toss, this egg Gu Tao smiled, although it is an unfertilized egg, but with the technology of the centaur, maybe it can really hatch a little phoenix of its own. However, Gu Tao thought about it and still felt that he might not do it, because if the little phoenix came out, Gu Tao would not be willing to let the little phoenix participate in the battle, after all, the gene is Xiaofeng's, and it will be very stupid.

During the meal, the two talked a lot of nonsense, and then Xiaofeng took Gu Tao to the place where they held a regular meeting every month, that is, the place where Gu Tao analyzed Xiaofeng's daily behavior trajectory, here he had sent a drone to investigate before, and there was nothing special, but after Xiaofeng came, he actually tore a spatial crack in a hidden place.

"Don't talk when you go in." Xiaofeng sorted out Gu Tao's uniform for the last thirty-three days: "We are very hierarchical. ”

Gu Tao sighed for a moment, and then tugged at the crotch of his pants with his hand: "It's a little tight." ”

"No, it won't." Xiaofeng stretched out his hand and was about to poke into Gu Tao's crotch: "I can't wear it tightly." ”