Xiao Xiao walked to the door and was about to go out, when he suddenly looked at the ball of snot paper at his feet, and a touch of blush appeared on his face.

"No! This thing is seen by others, and it is easy to cause misunderstanding! As he spoke, he picked up the paper ball and threw it to the wastebasket in the far corner.

Bang!

The ball of paper hit the edge of the basket and bounced to the ground.

Xiao Xiao looked left and right, there was definitely no one at home, but he still felt a little embarrassed, and said, "I actually failed!" ”

Immediately, his desire to challenge was successfully provoked, and he quickly ran over to pick up the paper ball, and then returned to the door, and put on an extremely standard and elegant projection pose, throwing the white paper ball perfectly.

Bang!

The ball of paper hit the edge of the basket and bounced to the ground.

Xiao Xiao froze his face and said with his eyes condensed: "What a cunning paper ball!" Unfortunately, you chose the wrong opponent. ”

Paper Ball: It's about me?!!!

Xiao Xiao ran to the paper basket again, picked up the white paper ball, and then returned to the door, continued to pose in an extremely standard and elegant projection pose, and secretly took a small step forward, pulled in the distance from the paper basket, and then threw the white paper ball suddenly.

Bang!

The ball of paper hit the edge of the basket and bounced to the ground again.

Xiao Xiao had an ice face, sank to the bottom of the water, and said viciously suddenly: "It's too arrogant!" Sure enough, only a paper ball like you is worthy of being the opponent of my Xiao Xiao Great Demon King! ”

As he spoke, he repeated the previous action again, and after each failed shot, he was very clever and secretly took a small step forward to close the distance from the wastebasket, but he still kept failing.

Finally, after the thirteenth failure, Xiao Xiao squatted next to the paper basket, picked up the white paper ball, and threw it vigorously at the black hole of the paper basket in front of him.

Syllable!

The white paper ball suddenly flew into the paper basket, then circled around in the darkness, and then flew out again, smashing on the tip of Xiao Xiao's nose.

"Oops! Pain! ”

The tip of his nose turned red, Xiao Xiao grasped the white paper ball, his eyes lit up, and asked, "System, do you have a plug-in to deal with this guy?" ”

The beauty system was silent for two seconds, and said coldly: "The host only needs to turn on the projection function!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Xiao was startled, then ecstatic, and finally cried, knelt down, and said, "You are really not an ordinary system!" It's been posted! Come on, come on, open it for me, I'll give it a try! ”

Bite!

"The projection function is on, and since it is the first time the host has turned on this function, it takes one minute to enter the relevant information."

Bite!

"The host's body data is being collected and entered! Please don't do strange things to avoid affecting the final result. ”

Bite!

"The ambient wind direction is being calculated, please wait!"

Bite!

"Temperature, humidity, light, gravity, pressure and other information are being calculated, please wait!"

A minute later......

Bite!

"Reality Plug-in - Projection has been turned on!"

"Default Shooting Percentage: 100%."

"This system does not contain any additives, please feel free to use it!"

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A series of cold voices from the queen sounded rapidly and continuously from Xiao Xiao's ears, which was extremely sultry.

But after listening to Shen Bingyun's sweet and clear voice like a fairy, Xiao Xiao still has some immunity to the cold female voice of the system.

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……

Squatting on the edge of the paper basket, he easily threw the white paper ball into the black hole of the paper basket, and the corners of Xiao Xiao's mouth rose slightly, revealing a faint smile.

The sunlight warmed the gap in the yellow curtains, tilting and sprinkling his delicate face, Xiao Xiao bent down indifferently, picked up the white paper ball in the paper basket again, and came to the door again.

At this time, his confident face seemed to be able to carry the whole world.

Immediately, Xiao Xiao came to the door, opened the farthest distance from the paper basket, and suddenly a Peugeot projection, throwing a white paper ball in mid-air.

Suddenly, a chill of frost flowed wantonly into Xiao Xiao's arms, and the paper basket in his eyes seemed to be right in front of him.

Sou!

The white paper ball quickly broke through the cold air, leaving a perfect arc in the air.

The rainbow dimmed.

Bang!

The white paper ball fell into the paper basket, and the whole world seemed to be boiling.

And Xiao Xiao just said expressionlessly: "Who else?" ”

The sound fell, and the security door behind Xiao Xiao was knocked heavily.

A heavy voice came from outside the door: "Stinky boy, are you still alive?" Come out and pay the rent, pay the utility bills, and pay the gas bills! ”

"it!" When Xiao Xiao heard that the landlord was outside the door, he touched the empty pocket, and immediately shrunk his neck and sneered.

Through the door, Xiao Xiao then confirmed again, and found that it was really the landlord who had been chasing him for three months outside, and he looked the same ugly, after confirming that it was correct, Xiao Xiao decisively came to the window sill and prepared to jump out of the window.

Looking at the not-so-high height of the third floor, Xiao Xiao thought about the projection function of the system, and suddenly asked, "What a knowledgeable system!" Do you know how to walk on the cornice? ”

The system said coldly: "I will, but the host's essence is not enough, and I can't do it!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes innocently and said, "Then give me a climbing skill!" ”

Bite!

"Climbing skills have been turned on for the host!"

"The parkour skill has been turned on for the host!"

"...... in Environmental Safety Monitoring"

"Security inspection complete!"

"A 100% safe route has been marked."

"Happy hosting the game!"

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Kneeling on the windowsill, Xiao Xiao pushed open the window and looked at the three escape routes given by the golden lines below, very excited, and at the same time, a little afraid of heights.

However, the moment Xiao Xiao's hand grasped the edge of the windowsill, a cold electric current instantly poured into his body.

A pair of extremely beautiful blue eyes, filled with an electric current, suddenly opened from behind the pale yellow curtains.

In an instant, Xiao Xiao's body was filled with an unusually powerful surging energy.

The curtains were violently blown by the wind, and in an instant, his sassy figure jumped and rolled down the windowsill with great lightness.

With his toes tapping the white air-conditioning box, Xiao Xiao's palm gently held the anti-theft window, followed by a few more flyes, and easily landed on the ground on the first floor.

The little kid who licked the lollipop on the first floor was shocked, and the snot fell on the candy surface.

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Avoiding the landlord, Xiao Xiao walked around in the alley for ten minutes and came to a humble wonton stall.

Due to the good craftsmanship of this owner, the wontons made are delicious and cheap.

The key is that this place is still very hidden, there are no people, and there are no landlords, so this is one of Xiao Xiao's most nostalgic wonton stalls.

Slowly came to the clean plain white paving, Xiao Xiao looked at the table he often sat on, there was a girl in a white dress in a wheelchair, and a trace of unhappiness rose in his heart.

But when he approached the girl, his eyes widened and he froze there.

The golden light was like a needle, falling on the girl's white floral dress, and her fair skin refracted the beautiful light.

The faint medicinal fragrance of the hospital, from her lovely ponytail, suddenly hit the ground, Xiao Xiao stood behind her and subconsciously sniffed it, intoxicated.

Gradually, the displeasure in his heart disappeared and disappeared.

So, Xiao Xiao didn't recommend this girl's hateful practice of grabbing her own seat at all, and even had a little willing, natural masochistic tendency.

He silently walked to the table opposite the woman, and sat down slowly, with a murmuring of praise in his mouth, but at the moment of sitting down, his eyes were on the pair.

Xiao Xiao saw the gardenia blooming in the mountains from her elegant and quiet eyes.

At the same time, Xiao Xiao was also stabbed in the heart by the girl's beautiful clear eyes with a hint of haggardness, and his face quickly swelled with a touch of red, he grinned, smiled shyly, and quickly turned his head.

At this time, he suddenly realized that his choice to sit opposite the girl and sit in her extremely beautiful and gentle gaze was definitely a wrong choice to go home.

Because he had never been in contact with a woman or in love, Xiao Xiao only felt uncomfortable, and even gradually understood the true meaning of the word "sitting on pins and needles".

Silently lowering his head, Xiao Xiao flew to the sky with his mind in mind, and through the clouds in the sky, he continued to look at the girl in the floral white dress, and kept looking.