Chapter 7 Never Say Girls Are Fat
"Is there anything strange about our school?"
"What do you mean?" Feng Linwan didn't even raise her head, she just stared intently at the barbecue in the baking tray in front of her, and said unusually perfunctorily, "What did you encounter?" ”
Xu Xiaoming looked at the appearance of this glutton, pursed his lips, and said angrily: "Mirror ghost." ”
"What did you really encounter?!" Feng Linwan finally raised her head, and danced her chopsticks with some surprise and gestured to Xu Xiaoming, "Are you the legendary protagonist physique, the kind of magical abnormal carrier who dies wherever he goes?" If you really did, then wouldn't I have sent it, and I will definitely give me a bonus if you bring you back to the institute! ”
"Don't make a fuss, I'm really panicked when I hear you say something like this." The corners of Xu Xiaoming's mouth twitched slightly, "So, is there any strange talk in our school?" ”
"Just kidding." Feng Linwan waved her hand, then picked up the sizzling beef with her eyes shining brightly, put it in her mouth, squinted her eyes and chewed happily, "Uh-huh...... Good taste! Ahem, if you want to talk weirdly, then our school is really a lot, other schools at most have come up with a seven incredible, and our school is different, as far as I know, there are no less than dozens of so-called urban legends, incredible, and strange ghost stories, compared to other schools, there are many more, and many of them have a good look, and even attracted a lot of ghost lovers to come to the holy land to visit it. However, ninety-nine percent of these strange stories are not true, and the research institute has conducted a special investigation on S University, and finally concluded that almost all the strange stories are false, and the more similar the legends, the farther away from the anomalous event - according to the investigation, those few particularly detailed stories are all artificially made up. ”
"All fake?" Xu Xiaoming blinked strangely, he had also heard of the characteristics of his own school, but he didn't believe it before, so he didn't go out of his way to understand it, and only after knowing that there was really an abnormality in this world did he suddenly remember this matter, and specially confirmed it with Feng Linwan. However, the answer he received was beyond his expectations, "None of them have anything to do with anomalous events?" ”
"Well, I heard that our school even filmed an episode of "Approaching Science" before, but you must know that abnormal events are very rare, and ordinary people will never encounter one in a lifetime, so more than ninety percent of urban weird stories are fake." Feng Linwan nodded, then raised her eyebrows and asked, "Then the question is, what did you encounter again?" ”
Xu Xiaoming did not hesitate to tell Feng Linwan what happened to him and He Yexiu. Xu Xiaoming in the morning was in a state of being stimulated, so he wanted to eradicate the abnormal event, but when he was dragged out of the rooftop by He Yexiu, he calmed down. After the two of them left the rooftop, they found the chains to lock the roof again, and ran to the side of the school building to make sure that the floor did not have any symptoms of mirroring, and finally returned to the classroom (which had to skip a class). He had also considered whether he should go and solve the mirror ghost and complete the tasks assigned by the system, but the risk of doing so was very high, not to mention that he didn't know the specific method of containment, and in case of an accident, the gains outweighed the losses.
Instead of taking risks, it is better to call the police, and abnormal events will naturally have to be reported to the official organization and research institute!
Feng Linwan, the official representative who should enter the sweeping room, listened to Xu Xiaoming's description, nodded frequently while eating barbecue, and when Xu Xiaoming finished telling the story, she nodded very solemnly and said, "Oh." ”
And then there was no more, and this guy started eating again when it was over...... No, this guy hasn't stopped eating since he just started!
Xu Xiaoming looked at Feng Linwan in front of him dumbfounded, and asked angrily, "Aren't you going to take care of it?" ”
"What a joke, of course not. That abnormal event didn't make a big deal, Lao He's approach was right, there was no need to mess around before making a big deal. Feng Linwan rolled her eyes, "Besides, I'm not short of money recently, there's no need to take the initiative to increase performance, that murder incident is enough for me to be busy, let's talk about it when I'm short of money." ”
Xu Xiaoming: "...... You veteran investigators were a real eye-opener. ”
"Well, let's not talk about jobs that don't come for money." Feng Linwan waved her hand, then took out a small notebook in her arms, opened it and tore off a page, and handed it to Xu Xiaoming, "Sign this and we will reach a cooperative relationship, and every time I get relevant news in the future, you are obliged to accompany me to investigate until the incident is over." I must also help you hide your identity so that the rest of the institute doesn't notice the anomaly. How, is the deal sought? ”
"I don't have a problem with this condition, but your contract is a bit too perfunctory, right?" Xu Xiaoming took the piece of paper that had just been torn off from the small notebook, and wrote the thing Feng Linwan just said in Juanxiu's handwriting, "What is the effect of such a piece of paper?" ”
"A gentleman's agreement. Of course, if you want to work, I don't care. Feng Linwan shrugged, then stretched out her right hand to Xu Xiaoming, and said, a pure black fountain pen outlined by bronzing appeared between her fingers like magic, she turned the pen that looked very expensive casually, and added slowly: "The devil's contract pen, signing your name on anything will be witnessed by the devil, and it has the effect of enforcement, once it is violated, it will be burned to ashes by the flames that ignite from the inside of the body, and you will die a miserable death." ”
Xu Xiaoming nodded, then turned around and took out a normal signature pen from his schoolbag, signed his name on the "gentleman's agreement", and then handed it back to Feng Linwan.
Feng Linwan, who took over the contract, carefully sandwiched it in the original book, and then put it away again, and after carefully doing this, she stood up, stretched out her hand to Xu Xiaoming, and said lightly: "Then, happy cooperation." ”
Xu Xiaoming held Feng Linwan's outstretched hand, looked at her delicate little face, and also showed a slight smile: "Happy cooperation." ”
"Okay, then let's go tonight, I've got some clues." Feng Linwan nodded, sat down, and said casually: "Later, you will follow me to the city, where a similar situation has occurred." ”
"No problem."
"That's good." As she spoke, she picked up the menu on the side again, raised her hand and said to the waiter, "Sister, another pork belly, bacon, enoki mushrooms, beef tongue, and lamb ......."
Xu Xiaoming was stunned and looked at Feng Linwan, who had already killed most of the food on the table, and as soon as his brain shortened, he subconsciously asked, "Are you still eating?" Aren't you really afraid of being fat? ”
Feng Linwan's mouth froze for a moment when she reported the name of the dish, and then she raised her face from the menu and looked at Xiao Ming awkwardly for a moment. Her face turned red first, then black, and threw the menu in her hand aside, stood up directly in annoyance, glared at Xu Xiaoming viciously, and then gritted her teeth and said, "I'm sorry, I don't want it anymore...... Xu Xiaoming, let's go now! ”
Xu Xiaoming: "...... Will I survive tonight? ”