Chapter 102: Tricky enough, so insidious
The crowd was in an uproar!
Those who love to play and can play couplets, the level is not bad, and after a little pondering, I understand the difficulty of these two couplets, and I can't help but be more impressed by Su Jinluan.
It's tricky enough, it's so insidious!
Where the hell did this girl come from? Not only did they wrap all the pairs round, but they also came up with such an almost absolute problem to embarrass them!
It's enough to hit the left cheek, and it's not fun, and the backhand slaps them on the right cheek several times!
It hurts!
But what's even more embarrassing is that it seems to be all self-inflicted.
The more everyone pondered this couplet, the more they felt that their faces hurt, the more their faces hurt, the more aggrieved they became, and the more aggrieved they were, they couldn't help but complain about the troubled Xue Yuhuan.
She was so idle that she wanted to kneel and lick Li Nian, what did she do to pull them into the water! I have already seen the level of other people's pairs, and I also convulsively bumped into the front and asked others to slap their faces!
Okay, now the title is given, you're right? If you're sorry, the face of the literati in the capital fell to the ground and was stepped on, can you pick it up and paste it?
Xue Yuhuan's face was hot, and he was almost stared at by the seemingly innocent and indignant eyes to cry.
She has seven tricks and has always been wise, and she can't see the resentment of these sour scholars.
She really didn't mean to make a fool of them.
Everyone is in the circle of the powerful in the capital, and the relationship is much closer, and she really wants to help everyone get back to the field.
But who would have thought that this Su Jinluan would be so desperate, and he opened his mouth to be such a pair of two pairs!
Isn't this a pit man?
Xue Yuhuan, who knew that he was in trouble, looked at Li Nian, who was expressionless, and sighed in his heart!
The son of the world who doesn't smile or talk doesn't laugh anymore, and it's a big trouble now.
Li Nian was already in Fangcao's expectant bright eyes, took out another 1,000 taels of silver tickets, and personally sent them.
"Miss Su is talented, these two couplets are wonderful. The smoke lock pond willow, both the five elements are darkly combined, and elegant and beautiful, the girl is ingenious, and admires it below. ”
Su Jinluan took the silver ticket happily, and the small appearance of a wealth fan couldn't even look at Fangcao.
"Miss, reserved."
Yerba ducked behind her, whispering a reminder close to her ear.
Su Jinluan nodded randomly, the happiness in his heart was irrepressible!
Is this a silver ticket thing?
No!
This is the evidence that she turned over from the salted fish and picked up the wool from the male protagonist!
This is not an ordinary thousand taels, but a counterattack of cannon fodder, a victory of the grassroots!
The dog author can no longer control her life, she wins!
"Well, of course this pair is good, and if it's not good, I can't take it to test all the talents in the capital."
Su Jinluan's shot is Wang Bang, and he is not humble in his self-praise.
The smoke lock pond willow is absolute, and if she can come out, she loses!
Li Nian looked at her natural expression in amazement, and was out of words for a while.
Xue Yuhuan had the intention to make up for it, and under huge pressure, he always paid attention to the movement here, and at this time, he saw the stitches and said:
"Sister Su is so funny. These two pairs are ingenious and full of organs; I'm just a shallow learner, and I don't have a clue for a while, and I ask my sister to give me more time, let me think about it, okay? ”
She smiled brightly, even if she showed weakness, she was neither humble nor arrogant, which made people feel like a spring breeze.
Su Jinluan nodded indispensably:
"Okay. I have guessed out your pairs, which makes your literary meeting unsustainable, and it is also the proper meaning of the question to compensate you two. ”
She put the silver ticket into her purse in a very good mood, and said very generously:
"What's more, this prince has already paid the bill, the money and goods are paid, and the couplets belong to him, you are free."
Su Jinluan took the opportunity to put himself aside, and there was a posture that the goods were sold and he was not responsible.
She is only responsible for the questions, not the answers, so let others scratch their heads!
Li Nian had already returned to his usual gentle expression, shook his fan lightly and said with a smile:
"The girl is quick to talk, and she seems to be a temperamental person."
He glanced meaningfully at the tray full of colorful heads, and smiled and proposed:
"The visitor is a guest, the girl has a problem, I should do my best, but I just snub the girl, and I have no fun to pass the time."
"It's better to do this, a few more couplets of girls, there is no need to be so difficult, how about we select a few good ones together?"
This is very beautiful, and it has lifted her to the level of judges, which is completely different from those talented women who have been examined.
Su Jinluan is not a person who doesn't know how to lift, not to mention that it was a generous benefactor who spoke, so he hesitated a little and nodded.
"I've got to stay here for a while, so let's have a few more easy ones to play."
Li Nian happily conceded:
"Miss Su, please take a seat."
smiled at Xue Yuhuan again, as if to say, you have worked hard.
Xue Yuhuan's eyes were red, and the grievances in his heart were surging and overflowing, and they quickly dissipated, leaving only endless ironing.
Xue Yuhuan lowered his head in disguise, and went back to sit among the girls surrounded by the maids.
Zhang Yan looked at the two of them's eyebrows and eyes in her eyes, snorted and sank her face, holding the square jade Qilin Pei and ignoring people.
Su Jinluan sat down, pushed the dim sum plate on the coffee table to the herb, and motioned for her to take a bite to cushion her stomach.
Fangcao bent down, thinking that he had picked up a piece of plum blossom cake and stuffed it into his mouth, and used a handkerchief to block his mouth, seeing the corners of everyone's mouths twitch, and inevitably scolded Sven in the bottom of his heart.
Su Jinluan took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, put down the teacup and asked:
"Then I'll make another couplet?"
Li Nian smiled:
"Please."
Su Jinluan looked at the beautiful man's 360-degree face with no dead ends with appreciation, and sighed again that he was worthy of being the male protagonist, and his appearance was excellent!
Without thinking, she spoke:
"Let's start with a simple one, unicorn."
Someone sneered and said disdainfully:
"Is this also counted? What are you when we are? Three-year-old Mengtong! The concubine is rude, and he is ashamed to be with you! ”
Su Jinluan rubbed his ears, he was already very accustomed to the routines of these so-called talents.
"Reason is not high, the couplet requires that the number of words be equal, and there are many mistakes in saying more."
"You!" The middle-aged scribe almost vomited blood, his face was red, his neck was thick, he gasped, and gritted his teeth and smashed three words:
"Cat of Nine Lives."
Su Jinluan smiled and didn't comment.
Someone was inspired to answer:
"Nine-headed bird!"
"It's not neat, it's not as good as a twin-tailed snake."
The rest of the people also participated, after all, this couplet is really not too difficult, and it is not so easy to match, even a few young ladies and girls also participated.
The atmosphere is lively and warm, and it finally looks like a literary meeting.
Well, men and women are not tired of working together, Mr. Lu Xun is right!
Su Jinluan happily ate snacks, and smuggled one to Fangcao from time to time, and the master and servant were at ease.
Li Nian pondered for a long time, and consulted a few old gentlemen, but he was still not satisfied, and couldn't help but turn his eyes to the leisurely and wandering Su Jinluan.
"Miss Su, everyone has a link, I don't know what the girl thinks?"
Su Jinluan took a sip of tea and cleared his mouth, and his eyes fell on Li Nian's face:
"It's not bad for a winged bird, I'm thinking about a flounder."
Lu Xun said, well.
Li Nian raised his eyebrows and praised sincerely:
"It's a little neater than I thought."
There was no objection from the crowd.
After all, you can't fool people by learning this thing.
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