Chapter 10: Huh? Is it a girl?
Xiao Xiao was in a daze, waiting for the game to start.
Suddenly, that Bingyun girl added her friend.
"Humph! Just kidding, am I such a casual person? Xiao Xiao decisively rejected Shen Bingyun's friend application.
As a result, a series of friend applications almost missed Xiao Xiao's eyeballs, "Yo drink!" Chicks aren't done yet, are they! ”
Xiao Xiao rejected the other party twenty times in a row, but as a result, his hand slipped, and he agreed, and he was speechless, "Perhaps, this is fate!" The boy sighed.
He guessed the ending correctly and really became friends.
Two seconds later, Bingyun sent an invitation to form a team.
Xiao Xiao had a calm face and said, "What's the matter, this girl just got in with me?" I'm going to commit a peach blossom robbery today? ”
Before Xiao Xiao could decide whether to agree or refuse, Shen Bingyun sent several more invitations to form a team.
Xiao Xiao was forced to be helpless, so he had to choose to agree.
Bite!
Xiao Xiao enters Bingyun's team.
Bite!
Xiao Xiao entered the squad voice.
"Pick a position, I'm going to open it!" As soon as he saw Xiao Xiao enter the voice, Shen Bingyun ordered unceremoniously.
In her opinion, boys like to be commanded like this by girls.
Listening to Bingyun's sweet, delicate and light voice like fairy music, Xiao Xiao shuddered refreshingly, decisively did so, quickly selected an output position, and locked the position.
"Haha! Occasionally, take a girl in a double row, and it's quite passionate! The boy smiled.
Finding that Xiao Xiao had determined the output position, Shen Bingyun decisively chose the auxiliary position, and then clicked the search button to start the competitive search list.
Due to Blizzard's new matchmaking wit for 222, the waiting time before the game is always extremely long.
And Xiao Xiao didn't have a microphone and couldn't speak. As a result, there was a dead silence in the team's voice.
So, Shen Bingyun coughed twice and said, "Xiao Xiao, are you the anchor?" McRae is so strong! ”
Xiao Xiao typed, "No." ”
Shen Bingyun: "Then are you a booster?" ”
Xiao Xiao typed, "No." ”
Shen Bingyun: "Then are you a sister?" ”
Xiao Xiao hesitated for a moment and typed, "Yes." ”
A wicked smile suddenly appeared on his face, ready to tease the girl.
Shen Bingyun's voice stopped abruptly, as if he had figured out something, and exclaimed: "My God, no wonder you haven't added me!" I knew that she was a big god girl, so I turned on a voice changer and pretended to be a little brother to tease her! ”
Shen Bingyun said again: "Then let's double row together in the future?" It just so happens that I hate playing with boys, too! ”
Xiao Xiao typed, "I refuse." ”
Shen Bingyun: "Why? I'm so cute! It's so cute, young lady, how can you bear to refuse to pinch it? ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "It's too vegetable! ”
Shen Bingyun was pierced by Xiao Xiao's decisive, true, cruel, and ruthless answer, and sighed: "Do you have to say it so directly? ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "I'm already very tactful!" ”
Shen Bingyun: "...... I can't talk about it this day! ”
The team's voice fell silent again, even a little deadly.
Dead silence!
Five minutes later, the team still didn't line up for the competition, Shen Bingyun dragged his cheeks a little boredly, and said casually: "Little sister, I'll sing you a song!" I sing good songs. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Xiao was slightly stunned, and immediately reacted, and quipped: "This girl is really modest!" ”
Then he replied by typing: "Okay! Pure music! ”
Shen Bingyun: "......" face darkened.
There was no sound for a long time, Xiao Xiao touched his head innocently, and then typed: "I'm joking!" Don't suggest! Sing it! I'm listening! ”
A faint smile appeared on the corner of Shen Bingyun's mouth again, and asked, "Then what song do you want to listen to, young lady?" ”
"emmmmmm......" Xiao Xiao thought for a while, typed and asked, "What do you know how to sing?" ”
Shen Bingyun lightly sipped the translucent white thin fingertips, thought for a while, and said, "Jay Chou's songs, I know!" Do you want to listen to his songs? ”
Because Jay Chou's songs have a super wide audience, Shen Bingyun feels that Xiao Xiao should be able to pick out one of them when his name is mentioned.
Xiao Xiao nodded and typed: "Then will you be able to "Little Apple"?" ”
Looking at the words, Shen Bingyun's face suddenly turned cold, and he secretly thought in his heart: "This taste...... It seems that it's not a little sister, but a big sister and an old sister! ”
After all, "Little Apple" is the exclusive track of the square dance aunt, although Shen Bingyun has never heard it, but it seems that he can sing.
Xiao Xiao typed and urged: "Will it?" Will it? Will it? So you can't! Ha ha! ”
Shen Bingyun clasped his hands to his chest and said arrogantly: "Hehe! Of course I would! ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "That's okay, you can sing me the first Phoenix Legend!" ”
Looking at the words, Shen Bingyun shrugged her beautiful face and almost fainted: "...... Can I just play the original song? It was obvious that the other party was playing with her, which made Shen Bingyun a little unhappy.
Xiao Xiao: "Haha! Yes! ”
Shen Bingyun puffed out his mouth, squinted one eye, and said, "You are really humorous!" ”
Suddenly, Shen Bingyun decided not to chat with this great god sister again.
It's too stumbling.
Don't go up, people ascend to heaven first.
After a long time, Xiao Xiao typed: "Why don't you speak?" ”
Shen Bingyun said: "Hmph! I'm not happy! ”
Through the long and narrow network cable, Xiao Xiao seemed to see Shen Bingyun's extremely beautiful and arrogant appearance when he was coquettish, and his heart was instantly crisped and electrified, as if he had been overcome, and he closed his eyes happily and said, "It's so cool!" No, I'm going to pretend to be a little girl for a while and see what else she can say later! ”
Even, Xiao Xiao felt that if the process of the meeting was exciting, it would not be impossible for two people to be sisters for life and score in two rows for a long time......
Shen Bingyun snorted again and asked, "Why don't you speak?" ”
Xiao Xiao wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and typed, "I'm thinking about what heroes I'll play later." ”
Shen Bingyun said: "Then have you thought about it?" ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "No, let's choose it later!" ”
Shen Bingyun: "Then will you play the old eagle?" ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "Why do you ask like that? ”
Shen Bingyun said excitedly: "Because I want to fly double!" After all, I can only be an angel, and the angel and the eagle of the pharaoh fly together, super powerful! ”
Xiao Xiao thought for a while and said, "Okay!" I'll try! ”
Bite!
There was a crunch.
Team matchmaking is successful.
Welcome to Rialto.
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Map: Rialto.
A place full of canals, snacks, pebbles, anchovies and romance, yet you can only play games here.
Cart diagram.
There are three target points in total.
One point is added for each target point the car passes.
The rook is pushed to the finish line, and the two sides exchange offense and defense until both sides run out of game time.
In a limited time, the one with the most points wins.
If both teams have the same score, the team with the farthest rook wins.
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Seeing that this was the one he had played with just now, Xiao Xiao had a bitter face and said, "Can't you change to a new map?" ”
He also wanted to change the picture to see what kind of six-kill route the system would give, and it turned out to be it again.
"Alas~ There's no way, then I'll have to win it all at once!" Xiao Xiao said lightly.
Suddenly, Shen Bingyun's exclamation came from the earphones: "Great! It's this picture again! Her voice was delighted.
Because she is a novice and is not very familiar with every map, every time she changes the map, it will consume her brain very much, and even kill a lot of brain cells.
In this way, two people with diametrically opposed personalities and vastly different skills played their second game together.
"Double Fly! Double Fly! Shen Bingyun excitedly chose the angel, sat up straight happily, and waited for the game to start with an expectant expression.
Suddenly, the door was slammed.
Mother Ye Yun yelled outside the door: "Dead girl, why are you still playing games?" Hurry up and get over and come out and do yoga! ”
"Just a while!" Shen Bingyun replied loudly, feeling a little depressed.
Ye Yun said sharply: "It's only for you five minutes!" ”
Then, there was no sound outside the door.
Shen Bingyun exhaled a breath of white air, and the pressure in his heart plummeted, but the sternness from his mother always lingered in Shen Bingyun's heart and lingered.
Looking at the white door panel with resentful eyes, Shen Bingyun listened to the footsteps that were knocking away, and suddenly gritted his silver teeth and decided to vent all his anger on the enemy.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Xiao sensitively noticed a hint of strangeness in the girl's cheerful voice, and asked with concern.
was poked by the softest part of the center and bottom of the question, Shen Bingyun's heart was slightly sour, and he honestly explained what had happened.
In general, she can only play for another five minutes, and then she will quit the game.
Xiao Xiao said it's okay, even if you quit the game now, I can win!
Shen Bingyun was dissatisfied: "But I also want to win!" ”
Xiao Xiao nodded, "That's okay!" I'll take you to block the door! End the game as fast as you can! ”
Shen Bingyun spit out his red tongue and said with a look of disgust: "Brag!" Talk! ”
Xiao Xiao typed with a wicked smile: "If you think I'm bragging, then let's make a bet, do you dare?" ”
Shen Bingyun's sad emotions were transferred, he blinked his big beautiful eyes, and asked curiously, "Bet?" What to bet on? ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "Of course, it is to block the other party's door, so that he does not dare to come out, and he can't get a point!" ”
Shen Bingyun hugged his chest: "Okay!" What about the stakes? ”
Xiao Xiao continued to grin evilly: "As long as the enemy doesn't score, you will explode an ugly photo of yourself!" Do you dare? ”
Shen Bingyun pursed her lips and said helplessly: "But this girl doesn't have ugly photos at all!" It's all fairy photos! ”
Xiao Xiao covered half of his cheek in embarrassment, ashamed of Shen Bingyun, and then typed: "Then bet on one of your fairy photos!" The prettiest kind! But if it's a no-makeup photo! Do you dare? ”
Shen Bingyun agreed very magnificently, and then asked rhetorically: "What about you?" What if you lose? ”
Xiao Xiao typed: "Impossible! ”
In fact, Xiao Xiao himself is not sure if the system can help him win the bet, but he just wants to see if this girl's IQ will directly ignore this problem.
Shen Bingyun was not happy, and said stupidly: "What if? There is a chance that everything will happen! ”
The idea of free scam photos fell through, Xiao Xiao shrugged his shoulders and typed: "Then I will also blow up a fairy photo of myself!" ”
Shen Bingyun decisively agreed, "Okay! I'm also the kind of person who looks good. ”
Xiao Xiao smacked his lips and smiled secretly: "It's a pity, I'm a man!" No fairy photos! Ha ha! So don't be afraid to lose! ”
Xiao Xiao kept fantasizing in his mind about the extremely beautiful scene of using his real gender to play tricks in case he lost.
However, what he didn't know was that Shen Bingyun's thoughts were similar to his, but they were not cheating, but cheating.