There is no curfew at the base, everyone's free time is very free, although there is no special reason not to go out, but there is everything here, except for Internet cafes, convenience stores and small cinemas, and after the construction of bars and libraries, it can become an independent small world, and the consumption is very low, the bottled cola in the supermarket only costs ten yuan for a 3D movie, even if you order three dishes and a soup in the canteen to open a small stove, even if you add four or five bottles of beer, it will not cost a hundred yuan.

"You're only twenty years old."

Liu Wu was picking up something in the convenience store, and Wu Liuchun was standing next to him with a shopping basket.

"Yes, our group is generally not very old, and the oldest seems to be He San'er, she is twenty-four or five years old." Liuchun answered Liu Fu's question very honestly: "I don't know the age of the instructor, but he looks like he is twenty-four or five." ”

"That little white face is your instructor?"

"Presumptuous!" Wu Liuchun frowned, and his voice became cold: "I hope you can pay attention to your words." ”

Liu Wu stuck out his tongue: "What are you doing with such a big temper, really." I'm just curious, he's so weak, why are you all so afraid of him? ”

"Weak?"

Wu Liuchun laughed at that time, judging from the battle that Instructor Gu is showing now, as far as their Splendid Valley, the declining sect, is not his opponent, if he was weak, he would have been overturned by this group of young masters and young ladies a long time ago. What's more, respecting him is no longer a matter of whether he is powerful or not, just his heroic shot is enough to make people respect him, more than thirty people, each of them has a kind of treasure that fits his own ability, which is something that ordinary people can take out? Miss He San's divine sword, Gongsun Xiu's magic wit, her own formation tricks, and the illusion gloves that don't wait, etc., just take it out casually, it's enough for those old guys to kill people and set fires.

"You'll know if he's weak or not." Wu Liuchun smiled strangely: "But I think you'd better not provoke him, he's bullish and perverted." ”

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about your instructors. I'm actually curious about you, you all have superpowers, right? ”

Liu Wu chose the things and took the shopping basket from Liuchun's hand: "Can you tell me about it?" It's the first time I've known of people like you. ”

"There's not much to talk about."

"Then I just want to hear it."

In fact, catkins and liuzi are completely different types, Liuzi is a pure man, and although catkins look very strong, they always maintain femininity, and this kind of big sister with long legs and thin waist inadvertently coquettish, that power must be much stronger than those petite and delicate little sisters, so although Liuchun is not a good thing, he is still a virgin in the end, and no matter how much the sable cicada is pretended, it is always a sable cicada, so he still didn't resist the catkins' inadvertent hypocrisy.

"Now, I bought wine, and I packed dishes in the cafeteria before, and chatted while eating." Liu Wu looked around and found that there was a very good meadow around the playground, and she pointed in that direction with her feet: "Let's go, go to the grass over there." ”

"Okay...... "Liuchun sighed and agreed: "But there are some things that can't be told to you, and you will be punished." ”

"I know, I know, I'm from the army, and I understand it very well."

The two of them came to the grass and sat on the ground, and then Liu Wu opened all the dishes in the lunch box, and then threw out the dozen beers, and raised his head to look at the bright Milky Way in the sky: "It's a beautiful night tonight." ”

"Huh?" Liuchun was stunned for a moment, and his expression instantly became very strange.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong...... Hahaha, that's not what it means, it's just a simple sigh. Liu Wu pulled away the beer: "If you say the wrong thing, you will be punished with a can." ”

The refreshing military camp style made her drink a can of beer very happily, and then she sat cross-legged on the grass without blushing and her heart beating: "Na, at noon today, I remember taking you to the third floor, and then I don't remember anything, what did you do to me?" ”

Wu Liuchun, who was drinking beer, squirted out in one gulp, he hurriedly wiped his mouth, and then waved his hand again and again: "I didn't do anything!" ”

"Really?" Liu Fu looked puzzled: "But after I woke up, I felt very tired and sweaty, you ......"

"No, no, I really didn't do anything to you, if I did, Instructor Gu would kill me." Liuchun hurriedly waved his hand: "I was fined 100 kilometers for not doing anything." ”

Obviously, Liu Wu didn't believe it, under her soft grinding and hard bubbles, Wu Liuchun finally had to admit that he used the formation to make her fall into a fantasy world, making her think that she was Teacher Yang Liping, and then danced the peacock dance for twenty minutes freely, and it was also recorded.

"Recorded? Show me, show me. ”

"Don't give it, don't give it...... Liuchun shook his head: "You'll hit me in the face with a brick." ”

"Promise not, show me."

Seeing that Liuchun was still hesitating, Liu Wu was not polite at all, and rushed over to grab his mobile phone, probably when the police force and the army were so noisy, Liu Wu didn't feel anything wrong at all, but Liu Chun was different, the women he had most contact with since he was a child were his mother and his master, and then there was the forty-five-year-old senior sister, one year younger than his mother, and more fierce than his mother. Where has he been so tormented by a girl of this age, so when Liu Wu pounced on him and snatched his mobile phone frantically, he almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.

The soft smell unique to women and the faint smell of sweat on the body are simply sweet pheromones for walking, and a little virgin like Wu Liuchun really can't stand it.

Of course, he wanted to shake off the catkins and basically throw her on the cumulonimbus with one hand, but he couldn't help it......

For the first time in so many years, a young lady was so close to him, which filled his heart with struggles and contradictions.

In the end, his mobile phone was snatched by the catkins, because the catkins had already pressed him to the ground, which was impossible according to reason, but Liuchun was so simply leveled, and was pressed on the ground by the young lady who was hundreds of times weaker than him and searched the mobile phone from his pocket, but his mind was not on the mobile phone at all, but on the slightly soft and particularly elastic thing on his chest just now.

"Finger me." Liu Wu grabbed Liuchun's finger and pressed it on the unlock button: "That's right." ”

Soon, the picture of catkins dancing was played on the mobile phone, and the only BGM was the laughter of the people next to him.

Silent dancing is very embarrassing except for ballet, if you don't believe it, you can just go to Monkey Mountain Station B to find a pure land of bliss and turn off the sound to watch it, it is absolutely embarrassing to giggle, so when Liu Wu saw herself dancing that silly silent peacock dance, her expression first became embarrassed, and then she covered her mouth and forcibly suppressed herself from laughing.

And at this moment, Liuchun's WeChat suddenly showed that someone was Aite him, and Liu Wu clicked on it easily, and then I saw that in their group, there was a guy called "I am Bobo" who used a giant obscene dog as his avatar just now Aite Liuchun, and then sent out a lot of emojis, and the protagonist of the emoji is Liu Wu himself, and the source of these expressions is this awkward dance.

Liu Fu was stunned for a long time, and then turned around and glanced at Liuchun silently.

Liuchun also reacted at this time, and hurriedly crawled over to look at his mobile phone, and at this glance, he was stunned.

"Oops......" Liuchun covered his face, unable to hide the embarrassment in his heart.

At this time, the lewd dog also made a statement in the group, saying that he would add text to these emojis later. After a while, the first one was sent out, and the top was the time when the catkins' facial expressions were the most waved, and the caption below was "There is a kind of coming to kill me".

And then the lewd dog laughed......

"Who is this son of a bitch?"

Liu Wu gritted his teeth, and the hand holding the mobile phone was already white: "Give you a chance to make up for your mistakes and help me beat him." ”

"This ......" Liuchun blushed and scratched his head: "It's a little ......"

"You just say whether you can help or not." Liu Wu grabbed Liuchun's arm with his backhand: "Help me beat him!" ”

"I can't help ......" Liuchun shook his head vigorously: "I really can't help." ”

"Then tell me who this bastard is!"

"Yes......" Liuchun sniffed: "It's Instructor Gu." ”

The scene can be said to be very embarrassing for a while, and the two of them didn't speak for a long time. Liu Fu knows what an instructor is like, because she has also been an instructor and an instructor, but whether she is an instructor when she is a recruit or when she is an instructor, she has always been serious and unsmiling, and there is a clause in the instructor guidelines that she must keep a certain distance from the students, otherwise it will be very difficult to manage in the future.

Can...... When have you ever seen such an instructor? It's not a problem for him to be in the same stream with the students, he's simply taking the lead in making waves, and as he sent out a whole set of emojis one after another, when chatting in the group later, no matter who it is, they will start to use this collector's version, and a catkins emoji will pop up after saying a few words.

"I'm sorry." Liuchun touched his neck, knelt on the grass, and looked at Liu Wu with some embarrassment: "I didn't expect him to do such a thing......"

"An apology requires exposing your breasts." Liu Fu sat there and threw the mobile phone viciously on Liuchun's body: "You are not sincere." ”

"This ......" Liuchun scratched his head: "Don't show it...... It's hairy, it's not good-looking. ”

Liu Wu was stunned for a moment, then popped out of music, and then pointed at Liuchun: "Then punish the wine!" ”

Penalty for drinking? Then punish, punish.

Liuchun had no choice, he had to be forced to drink, he didn't know how much he drank after drinking, anyway, he went to the convenience store four or five times, at first he was punished for drinking and then he drank with catkins, and then remembered that he drank three cans of catkins and drank one can, even if his physique was as strong as he couldn't bear it, anyway, he didn't know how much he drank in the end, but he knew that when he woke up, he was full of people, 1 group, 2 groups were there, Gu Tao was not far from him using virtual imaging technology to analyze the action decomposition of various physical techniques, Under the shady tree became the main class for the day, and the gang formed a circle between him and the catkins, and the circle was full of leftover beer cans, lunch boxes, and toilet paper, and those who didn't know thought that they were fighting in the field on the side of the road.

When he saw what was happening around him, he immediately closed his eyes and did not dare to move. And he also felt that there was still a person lying on his stomach, he quietly reached over, and found that he had poked a ball of soft flesh, he remembered this touch, he shivered all over at that time, and quickly tilted his head and continued to pretend to be asleep.

"The development of physical arts has a history of about 6,500 years, and there were rudiments of physical arts before the formation of human civilization, but at that time most of them were crude and bravado. Therefore, you must not underestimate the physical arts, the body can stimulate more abilities than you can imagine. Okay, now take a break in place, you can observe the two dogs lying on the ground, you can take pictures, but if you want to send them out, please put a mosaic on the women. Gu Tao turned off the holographic projection, sat on the stone bench next to him, picked up the thermos cup and took a sip: "I have never seen such an open-air game played open-air, these two can be regarded as temperamental." ”

Well? Why did he say that?

Although Wu Liuchun was panicked now, after hearing Gu Tao's words, he was still suspicious, but if he woke up at this time, he was afraid that there would be no better choice than to commit suicide by hanging his neck at the gate of the base, but in order to verify why the instructor said such things, he carefully used the eye of heaven to observe the surroundings.

And this observation he was immediately covered in white sweat, although he did not know what happened in the second half of last night, but now he was only wearing a pair of boxers, the clothes on his body were neatly folded beside him, and the shoes were also arranged, and the socks were tucked into the shoes, a standard pattern for returning home. As for catkins, she is now lying on her stomach and sleeping like a pig, probably because the alcohol has not yet expired, she does not realize what is happening at all, and she is now wearing a sports bra, her pants are half off and hanging on her knees, and the lower half of her body is covered with an unknown piece of clothing,

Finished.

Wu Liuchun suddenly felt that he was out of breath and out of breath and inlet in little, and the dog days seemed to have escaped into a cold abyss. This kind of posture lies in this place, let alone jumping the Yellow River, this is jumping the Pacific Ocean and can't wash it clean. That's right...... Which pair of pants did you wear yesterday? , it's Winnie the Pooh!

The second class began quickly, but Rokuharu still didn't dare to move, he lay there like a year, he had no doubt that if he sat up now, he would die immediately, just now, he had struggled more than three hundred times to find a way to kill all the people around him.

But...... It's good to think about this idea, today's class is not only Gu Tao, but also the peerless Shuangsha He San and Mo Wait, as well as Xu Mengmeng and Qin Shaofeng, and even because it is a physical arts class, the Great Demon King of Xin Chen has also come over as a teaching aid, this is a hairy thing.

Just as the second class was about to end, Liuchun suddenly felt the person on his stomach move, and then his stomach lightened......

The second time it was over.

The catkins woke up.

Liu Fu rubbed her eyes and sat up from the ground, and then suddenly fell into the abyss of self-doubt, she patted her chest, found that there were still clothes, and let out a sigh, but when she saw that her pants were half off, she immediately seemed to be pressed to pause, motionless.

Of course, this girl is really not an ordinary person, she is under the gaze of dozens of people, while muttering that you can't see me, you can't see me, she lifted her pants and put on the clothes thrown next to her, and then left as if nothing happened...... That's right, it's gone.

And as soon as she left, Rokuharu was left with Pooh the Pooh's pants lying on the ground.

"The people are gone, and the pretending is almost done." Gu Tao threw a bottle cap on Liuchun's skull: "I'll tell you an off-topic knowledge point now, the best way to distinguish between coma, sleep and fake sleep is to compress the eye socket, if it is coma and compress the upper eye socket, it will not wake up, and if it is sleep, it will definitely wake up, this is called the orbital reflex." A person in a coma is insensitive to external reactions, such as reflexive eyelid movements when you press on your eye sockets, and he will not wake up no matter how much you try to get him asleep. You can take a closer look. ”

Soon, the stubborn Liuchun, who was still pretending to be asleep, felt more than a dozen breaths around him, and then someone really reached out to press his eye sockets......

"The eyelids are clamped and pressed on the eye sockets and do not wake up. This is forcing you to pretend to sleep! Mo Wait, laughed and shouted, "Yes! I can't see the little thing, but the panties are quite sexy. ”

At this point, I really can't pretend to be able to do it, and I was ruthlessly debunked.

Liuchun opened his eyes, then sat up slowly, covered the top two points with his hands, and smiled stupidly at the people around him, as if he had suddenly become a child with cerebral palsy.

"Put my clothes on." Gu Tao threw the neatly folded clothes on the ground to Wu Liuchun's head: "It's okay, Chun'er." ”

"Where, Where, ......"

Wu Liuchun smirked as he put on all his clothes and pants, and then looked at the dirty clothes, and smiled bitterly.

When the members of the group saw Wu Liuchun deflated, they all showed gloating expressions, but they were suppressed by Gongsun Xiu, and as for the second group, they were all disgraced and their expressions were very embarrassing.

"You're laughing fart." Gu Tao pointed to a group of people: "People are called capable, the new girl was hooked up by him on the first day, which of you has this ability?" You didn't see that girl's figure, did you? First-class good. ”

After speaking, Gu Tao handed Liuchun a bottle of water, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, in the end, you still have to be modest, and this is a public place, it's really not good to be so open." ”

"I didn't ...... No...... We didn't do anything......"

"What you do and don't do, that's your business, adulthood, don't break the law by doing anything." Gu Tao continued to pat him on the shoulder: "Don't start and give up, in the end, colleagues, look up and don't look down." ”

"Huh?" Wu Liuchun looked confused: "I'm ...... We're not...... I didn't have ......"

"Alright." Gu Tao kicked him in the ass: "Pay attention next time, I'll take a look...... The ratio of men to women here is a bit out of balance. I'll tell Wang Lei later, let him get more female staff, ability is secondary, you have to be beautiful, what do you think? ”

"Hooray!"

All the male students shouted long live, except for Ah Xiu and Shaofeng who stood there with their lips closed, and the colorful eyes must have hung on Ah Xiu's face, and their expressions were solemn, until they saw Ah Xiu's expressionless face there, her face softened a little. As for the lack of wind...... He just held his stick and looked at the sky, as if nothing had anything to do with him.

"Puppy, why don't you shout?" Mengmengxu came to Shaofeng's side and bumped him with his shoulder: "You shout too." ”

"Get out."

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This chapter is not easy to divide into chapters, two in one. That's right, it's a change. If you really like more than that, then next time I'll divide a chapter into a thousand words, six or seven more in one night, isn't it great?