Section 66 Fooling around

Fertile trough? I asked you to take it, what did you throw? But at this time, I didn't have time to complain about the, Master Jiang and I hurriedly picked up the clothes, put them on our bodies indiscriminately, turned around and ran! After running three streets, the made sure the ghosts hadn't caught up, and then we held our knees and gasped.

Master Jiang sat on the ground without any image, and asked breathlessly, "Xiaolong, what should I do now?" I promised the bath boss that I could do it tonight, but I can't be untrustworthy! ”

"No matter, you promised, what does it have to do with me?"

The cheap man said beside him: "Big brother, it's wrong for you to be like this, how good uncle is to us, invite us to eat and take a bath, now that uncle is in trouble, how can we stand by and watch?" ”

I secretly cursed in my heart for a stupid b, I was sold and I was paid back to the people, but I can vaguely see my shadow on the, and when Master Jiang lied to me, I also reacted in this way. But then again, Master Jiang was still good to me later, although he often cheated me......

Actually, what I just said was also angry, and I still have to help, so I said, "Okay, wait until I go home and get some props......

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Half an hour later, I successfully got the props, and at this time, sitting in Master Jiang's car, sneezing one after another, and all three of them caught a cold. I sneezed again and said, "Master, it's all your fault for cutting first and then playing, I heard that when you take a bath, you didn't even bring the necessary charms that you carry with you every day, otherwise it wouldn't have been so miserable just now." ”

Master Jiang also wiped his nose and said, "This time it's really strange. In this way, Uncle sees that your mobile phone is not very good, and he will change it to a copycat screen for you. ”

I pouted, "No, it's insincere." ”

"I want it." The yelled next to him, "Give it to me if you don't want it." ”

Master Jiang nodded: "Yes, you see that Jiannan is more knowledgeable, what's wrong with the copycat large-screen mobile phone?" The sound is big, the screen is big, there are many functions, and the most important thing is that it is domestic, do you know that you want to support domestic production? ”

I sighed: "Master, why is the mobile phone you use Samsung?" ”

"This ...... Uncle hates Goryeo sticks the most, so buy a mobile phone made by sticks and always remind yourself! ”

Master Jiang made up an excuse, but only the cheap man would believe it!

Standing outside the bath, I wiped some cow tears from my eyes, opened my eyes, and then walked in with the. As for Master Jiang, he doesn't know how to exorcise ghosts, so he's waiting for us outside. As soon as I entered the bath, I found 13 ghosts floating inside, and sure enough, as the said, these ghosts were dressed fashionably, with colorful hair colors, and tattoos, and at a glance I knew that they were gangsters!

Ghosts also have underworlds? It's relieved to think about it, after all, ghosts are changed by people. At this time, I took a charm and asked, "Everyone, why do you occupy the bath and prevent people from doing business?" ”

"Huh? Didn't you just lose sight of us? The ghosts were curious.

I ignited the yang talisman in my hand out of thin air, showed my identity as a Taoist priest, increased my bargaining chips, and then said: "I couldn't see it just now, just because I can't see it now, let's talk about it, what's going on, let's try to solve it peacefully." ”

When the yang charm ignites, it erupts with strong yang energy, which makes them feel terrified. One of the thugs with a tattoo on his chest of 'Fish Playing with Beads' said, "This is our territory, but it has been developed into a bath!" You must know that there are very few places suitable for ghost cultivation now, and after this place is built into a public place, its popularity has increased, and it is not suitable for cultivation, which is tantamount to driving us away in disguise! Would you be happy if someone else took over your home? ”

It's hard to answer this question, but with Master Jiang's eloquence, he may be able to convince these ghosts. So, I called the master over and wiped his tears, and he asked tremblingly, "Little dragon, there will be no danger, right?" ”

"Don't worry, those ghost paths are very low, and your task is to convince them to find other places to cultivate."

Master Jiang relieved his heart, stood in front of the 13 bastards, and said: "Actually, this place is quite good, the environment is elegant, magnificent, and you can also go to the women's bathhouse to peep, not only is it not harmful to you, but it is a great blessing." ”

"Fart!" The ghost with a cat tattooed on his arm said angrily: "We have no body, no physiological reaction, just like a eunuch seeing a harem beauty, I always feel that something is missing!" So we don't peep, as long as it's not open here! ”

Master Jiang saw that these guys were a little emotional, so he changed the topic and said, "Don't get excited, are you the ghost king's subordinates?" ”

"No, the brothers didn't become big brothers during their lifetimes, and they don't want to be controlled by others anymore after death, so they do their own business, so we are not the subordinates of the ghost king."

Occupy the bath and don't let people open it, which is also called doing business? Master Jiang was also a little speechless, and said, "There are many places suitable for ghost cultivation, why are you stuck here?" ”

"Humph! To put it easily, the good places are all occupied by those terrible ghosts, and our brothers are lowly in their ways, and it took a long time to find such a good place, and it was not long before they were happy, and they were developed into baths, how can we be happy? ”

Master Jiang asked, "Then how are you willing to give up?" ”

The gangster with a fish bead tattooed on his chest said: "Simple, let the bath boss give money, we still have family members living in the world, let the bath boss give each of us 50,000 yuan to our family members, and we will change to other places to practice, otherwise we will never want to open here!" ”

It's a lion's mouth! There are a total of 13 ghosts here, that is to say, the bath boss has to take out 650,000 yuan before these bastards are willing to leave. But the boss is not a fool, how can he come up with so much money? And the boss has entrusted Master Jiang to do this, and it is said that he has signed an agreement, and if it is not done properly, he will be compensated twice.

Therefore, Master Jiang glared and shouted, "I really don't cry when I don't see the coffin!" Little Dragon, give them some color and see! ”

I shook my head and refused: "It's not proper, because it's true that the bath boss disturbed their purity, although they opened their mouths, but this matter can still be discussed, and it would be too indiscriminate to do it directly." ”

"But these guys are darker than me!" Master Jiang said: "There is no way to negotiate with them, you can only come hard." ”

", want to do it? Are you afraid of you? With that, a group of bastards pounced on Master Jiang! Repair him in groups, blowing the three yang fires on his body! And in order to protect Master Jiang, I had to ignite a yang talisman to force the ghosts back! And also missed and injured one of them!

"Stinky Taoist dares to do it! You're finished! I'm going to tell the Ghost King now, wait for you to die! With that, one of the bastards ran through the wall! The rest also fled in all directions!

Since they fled in different directions and couldn't chase them, I sighed and said, "It's okay now, let you talk about it, you want to do it, now people go to the ghost king for help, see what you do." ”

The reminded on the side: "Big brother, aren't we looking for the ghost king?" ”

"Well, that's right." I nodded and said, "The ghost king is moody, master, you go first, and the and I will stay for you to clean up the mess." ”

Master Jiang's face was full of emotion: "Uncle Shu didn't hurt you in vain!" This time the matter is done, uncle will buy a copycat large-screen mobile phone for each of you! ”

I waved my hand and motioned for him to hurry away, not wanting to see him for a second longer......

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Sure enough, the and I both had a fever, and it is estimated that Master Jiang was no exception, at this time the two of us were a little sluggish, leaning on the sofa, the was sleepy and uncomfortable, and asked, "Big brother, can I sleep first?" ”

The boy is three years older than me, but he likes to call me big brother, and I can't help it. Seeing his weak appearance, I nodded and said, "Okay, sleep, the ghost king will call you when he comes." ”

So the fell asleep, and I was not feeling well, so I didn't extinguish the yang fire on my shoulders and open my eyes, but wiped some cow tears every hour or so. And just like that, until about three o'clock in the morning, the bastards finally returned! And he also brought a strange male ghost, I saw that the male ghost was wearing an ancient brocade robe, his hair was pulled into a bun, and it was fixed with a cyan scarf, his facial features were handsome, and his hands were behind his back, and he asked, "Is he the Taoist priest?" ”

"That's right, it's him!" The gangsters hurriedly complimented and said: "Senior, just now he beat us to endocrine imbalance and incontinence, begging the seniors to be the masters for us!" ”

The ancient male ghost snorted coldly: "Junior, Qingtian City forbids Taoist priests to appear, are you out looking for death?" ”

Such an arrogant attitude? I asked, somewhat displeased, "Who are you?" What about the Ghost King? ”

"To deal with a rookie like you, why do you need Miss to take action? As for the contemptible, the surname is Ye Mingqi. Next you can die. As he spoke, Ye Qi erupted with a strong yin qi and directly condensed into an entity! Then punch it!

So arrogant? Don't use yin qi to deal with me, just play fist and foot kung fu? Is this looking down on me?

I also punched it, but somehow, I felt a blur in front of me, and before I could react to what was happening, I was thrown to the ground by Ye Qi over the shoulder! There was a sharp pain in my ass that made me gasp! And I was lying on the ground at this time, only to see a fist transformed by yin qi getting closer and closer to my eyes!