"If there's a fart, let it go."

"Friend...... How did you know that the business couldn't be accepted? Schroeder's dead skin licked Gu Tao's face: "You are simply my savior, dear friend." ”

"What's the matter, it's very pleasant for us to work together, and it's quite troublesome to change someone, right?"

"Yes, yes, you're right. Next time there is something good here, I will let you know as soon as possible. ”

Hanging up the phone of a licking dog, Gu Tao turned his head and continued to slap the table with Shen Tuyouzheng: "I warn you, you have to tell the people in your class again to let them challenge the people in my class, don't blame me for being rude." ”

Shen Tu Youzheng frowned: "You? Warn me? ”

"Hey!" Gu Tao pouted: "You still don't care about playing with me, right?" ”

"Huh." Shen Tu Youzheng turned his face disdainfully: "Please calm down, Teacher Gu, this is in school, not in your streets and alleys, the hooligan set is not easy to use." ”

"You kind of tell me again!" Gu Tao also lost his temper: "Say one more thing!" If Lao Tzu doesn't arrange for you today, I won't be surnamed Gu. ”

"Let Brother Ling arrange for me?"

At this time, Wang Sanyi rushed over, pulled Gu Tao and walked out: "Okay, okay, two teachers, don't quarrel here, pay attention to the influence." ”

Gu Tao broke free from him and pointed at Shentu Youzheng: "You tell me again!" ”

"That's it!" Wang Sanyi stood between the two of them: "Two teachers, let's say a word." ”

Although both of them gave Wang San a face and didn't say any more, but no one refused to leave, so they were stuck there, after all, whoever left first now would lose, Gu Tao had a good face, Shen Tu was arrogant, and naturally neither of them would back down, so they ......

"Teacher Gu quarreled with the slaughtering dog in the third class!" The ham sausage slipped sideways and rushed into the class gate: "Damn, slaughtering dogs is really not a thing." ”

"Damn, give him face." Huang Lei picked up a stick and walked out: "Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it, brothers come with me!"

As soon as he walked to the door, Sala suddenly appeared, one hand propped up on the door frame: "Go back!" ”

"Alas! Little Witch. Teacher Gu was bullied! Huang Lei has always called Sala a little witch, and Sala also likes this title: "We're sitting here?" ”

"Don't you think about your own abilities?" Sala laughed, "Are you going to hit someone?" Have you beaten Teacher Shentu? The headmaster has passed, and soon it will be fine. ”

"I can't swallow this breath anyway." Huang Lei hugged his arms: "Teacher Gu is such a good talker." ”

Teacher Gu is easy to talk to? Sala smiled bitterly and shook her head, that is, these little rabbit cubs think that Gu Tao is easy to speak, who in the whole school doesn't know, in terms of the degree of difficulty in speaking, Teacher Gu and Teacher Shentu are almost neck and neck, they are the kind of type that can surpass each other in a bend, he is easy to talk? The pigs all laughed.

And at this moment, Sala suddenly saw Xiuchen quietly trying to jump from the window with a sword on her waist, and she slapped the table: "Xiuchen!" What are you doing! ”

Xiuchen stuck out his tongue and stood up: "Report the little witch, I have a stomachache, go to the toilet!" ”

"You bring a weapon to the bathroom?" Sala gestured to her place: "Sit back for me!" Start the class now, whoever wants to mess around again, don't blame me for being unkind. ”

The group of little rabbit cubs who were forcibly suppressed had no choice, so they had to open the textbook and hold their heads to listen to the little witch begin to talk about the complex theory of how to combine magic and physics, but everyone's thoughts drifted to Gu Tao, who was confronting the slaughtering dog.

But fortunately, the principal who had returned from running errands outside arrived in time and looked at the two head teachers who were coldly facing each other with his arms crossed.

"Let's fight." The principal sneered: "Come on, in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, fight it." ”

Gu Tao spat on the ground: "Dirty hands." ”

Shen Tu silently drew his knife.

"You're a bright guy!?" Gu Tao was anxious when he saw it: "Hold the grass, the dog is not timid, Lao Tzu ......"

"Enough!" The principal scolded, "Siyuan is awake." ”

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the principal: "What?" ”

"Siyuan woke up."

Without a second sentence, Gu Tao ran outside, got in the car and went out at a gallop, while the principal stood there and pointed at Shentu Youzheng: "Teacher Shentu, write a review and hand it to me before you get off work in the afternoon." Who is allowed to use weapons in schools? If you pull out another three inches, the king of heaven will not be able to save you, go and write a review! ”

Although Shentu Youzheng, who was reprimanded by the principal, was not convinced, he had no choice but to leave with anger on his face, and at this time the principal also breathed a sigh of relief...... Because the Nightmare Queen next to her exuded a dangerous aura from just now, Ma Shuai stood there and smiled without saying a word, and this smile Principal Li was too familiar, this is what he is going to do......

As long as Shentu Youzheng pulls out the knife for another ten centimeters, without Gu Tao's hands, these two horses can trample him to death, really...... Haven't you seen the Nightmare Queen's real body? Fifty meters big, a hoof can step out of a fish pond.

As for Gu Tao, after learning the news of Siyuan's awakening, what kind of dick Shen Tu Youzheng, it was not a matter at all, he drove the car and stepped on the accelerator directly to the end, and that day this film happened to be engaged in air force training, and those air force pilots were shocked to find that they were overtaken by a van, and they were overtaken a lot, the tail lights were not visible, and the key was that the car also turned on the turn signal when it turned in the air.

In less than ten minutes, Gu Tao had already appeared in front of Gu Tao's hospital bed, and his parents saw Gu Tao arrive, and immediately got up with a smile to greet him.

"When you wake up, it means you're fine." Gu Tao looked at Siyuan, who was slowly recovering his eyesight when he opened his eyes, and said to his parents, "You guys go and rest for a while, and I'll check him again." ”

"Then it's going to be a trouble for Mr. Gu here." Siyuan's father got up: "I'll go make dinner." ”

And Siyuan's mother has obviously lost a lot of weight during this time, she saw Siyuan wake up, her eyes were red, and when she heard Gu Tao ask them to rest, she hesitated for a while before saying, "Then I'll come home and wash up." ”

"Go sleep for a while, don't think too far, you're broken." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I'm okay here." ”

"That'...... Thank you, Mr. Gu. ”

After they left, Gu Tao connected Siyuan to the examination device, and found that although he woke up, many neural links were still being debugged, and they were not fully connected, he now has no language function for the time being, and his visual hearing is almost zero, but this process will not be too long, Gu Tao began to discharge slightly to stimulate Siyuan's nerve connections, and soon his eyes can complete focusing, and the language system is gradually recovering, and the sense of touch is also beginning to recover. Gu Tao was not in a hurry, but slowly debugged and continued to give a small amount of stimulation.

After about an hour and a half, Siyuan's eyes could finally see vaguely, his mouth opened, but he couldn't speak.

"Don't worry, just take it slowly."

Siyuan nodded slightly, and then looked around like a baby.

After a comprehensive examination, Siyuan is generally fine, but he may need to wear glasses for the rest of his life in the future, because the optic nerve is too fragile and sensitive, no matter how it is connected, it is impossible to recover to the original level.

Three hours later, Siyuan's language function finally recovered, and he turned his head to look at Gu Tao: "Teacher Gu, I had a long, long dream. ”

"Huh?" Gu Tao laughed: "What did you dream about?" ”

"I lived in it for another lifetime, and I can clearly remember every person and story in it, as if that was the real life."

"If nothing else, you should have seen your own life from God's point of view, but ...... It's not about this universe. Gu Tao explained with a smile: "Once our scientists have investigated the brain activity of the unconscious, that is, vegetative people, this is a very magical subject, the speed of thinking exceeds the speed of light is positively infinite, it can break through the barriers between the universe, let your consciousness go to another you, but the specific content is only you know, because there is no clear connection between the two worlds, and even the basic rules are different." ”

Siyuan suddenly laughed: "Teacher Gu is still the same Teacher Gu." ”

"Hahaha......" Gu Tao touched his head: "Is there me over there?" ”

"Yes, it's a policeman."

"Yo?" Gu Tao smiled: "It's still a peer." ”

"Is it handsome? Is it as handsome as me? ”

"Handsome, but a little old." Siyuan laughed: "I also saw Chen Ming, he was as handsome as he is now when he was young, and he has become a fat man in the future." ”

"Hahahaha...... That's great. Gu Tao held Siyuan's hand: "You talk more now, don't stop, are you thirsty?" ”

Siyuan nodded slightly, Gu Tao hurriedly brought him warm water and fed it to him with a straw: "And then?" What's the story? ”

"Many, many, many." Siyuan seems to have matured overnight: "I have met a lot of people and experienced a lot of things. ”

"Are you married?"

"Well, my first girlfriend made me green." Siyuan laughed again: "But my wife is so beautiful." ”

Gu Tao didn't care about his story, but wanted him to talk more, preferably to laugh. Because when he laughs, the muscles and nerves of the whole face have to be called, and he exercises his coordination ability very much, as for the story, no matter how strange the world in the dream is, he always wants to return to his original self, and it doesn't matter if he listens to it or not. As for the parallel world, that is not something that Gu Tao's technology can master in this life, the theoretical speed of going to the mirror world next door needs to reach forty-five times the speed of light, and you can't use phase technology or hyperspace technology, the only feasible thing is that consciousness enters, but not everyone has that chance, one out of 300 million vegetative people is very remarkable.

"Later, I became good friends with all kinds of monsters, and I was familiar with their habits, and they called me the Demon King." Siyuan spoke more and more clearly and loudly: "It's not the one from Bulgaria. ”

Gu Tao wiped Siyuan's face and neck with a moist warm towel while continuing to ask, "Are the monsters there?" ”

"Very, very powerful, an ancestor of the leylines who commands and controls all things in heaven and earth, who creates the world, that creatures can't approach, and my first monster friend was a mouse, and then it became a cute little girl." Siyuan looked at Gu Tao, who was wiping his body: "I also built a small town in Mexico, I call it a peaceful town, no matter who you are outside, you must become a good person when you enter." ”

"Isn't the world chaotic?" Gu Tao was happy: "If you kill someone and commit a crime, you run over to seek refuge, where is the righteousness that day?" ”

"Because...... Because ......" Siyuan thought about it: "I think that no matter how bad a person is, there is a good side......

"There are simple bad guys." Gu Tao helped Siyuan cover the blanket again: "Not everyone has a good side, maybe there is, but sometimes it will be consumed by the world, and the world is very dirty." ”

"Hmm." Siyuan nodded: "But that's what Siyuan did." ”

"It can only say one thing." Gu Tao began to peel apples for Siyuan: "No matter what world you are in, you are a good person. ”

"Teacher, when can I go back to school?" Siyuan stared at Gu Tao's face: "I miss you, I miss everyone." ”

Gu Tao was silent for a while: "The most important thing for you now is to recover your body, and it is certain to go back, but don't worry." Alas, speaking of which, can you be friends with youkai over there? ”

"Well, very good friends, they all like me, and I like them too." Siyuan laughed again: "I know all their behavior patterns, and I also know what they want. ”

After thinking for a while, Gu Tao picked up the soft screen and unfolded it in front of Siyuan: "Do you know this?" ”

"Nightmare." Siyuan just glanced at it: "But it's much bigger than the average nightmare, it should be the king." Nightmares are creatures of darkness, but darkness is not necessarily evil, they are solitary creatures, they spend their entire lives looking for a mate, and if they find it, they will not change again, if it is a human they will change into a human, if it is another monster they will become that monster, and nightmares only have one chance to change in their lives. ”

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, and continued to take out a picture: "This!" ”

Siyuan carefully distinguished, and then nodded: "This is a poor and inhumane beast, their purpose is only to eat, they can eat everything except their own clan, but they can also be raised, but the price is very high, and they only recognize one master in their lives, and they will attack anyone else, including the descendants of their masters." ”

Oh, my God!!!

This is definitely an unexpected gain, Siyuan has never been in contact with these things before, even Gu Tao only knew the attributes of these monsters after chatting with Ma Shuai's critic, but Siyuan came easily......

"This and this, you can take a look at it again."

"This is the archangel, but they are also monsters in nature, they also live in the Qishan Realm, but in different regions, and the Qishan Realm is the world made of the giant kun's body."

"It's a little different." Gu Tao touched his chin: "This place is called the Mountain and Sea Realm, but it is not important." What else do you know? ”

"Almost all ......" Siyuan thought for a moment, "the abilities of all demon spirits." ”

Gu Tao is like a treasure...... What a treasure!