Chapter 175: The Problem of the Shell Lang
Seeing that Xiao San was so wooden, Xiao Yi glared at Xiao San with hatred that iron was not made of steel, this Yang Xiu was riding a horse to go up the mountain, but he was holding the idea of riding a horse, but with the idea of a girl.
Xiao Yi said in a low voice: "We have already paid the money to buy the horse, then this horse is naturally the general's mansion." Being ridden like this by Yang Xiu, what if he tramples on the farmland of his fellow countrymen? The old people in the court who don't open their faces or the opponents of politicians know about it, what should I do if I join my father's book? Long live the blame, at least at noon to beat your father's board and lose face, at worst to accept your father's military power and belittle, and finally send a wine bag and rice bag to garrison the border pass, the country of Great Qi will not be protected, you are the sinner of Great Qi country......"
The more Xiao Yi said, the more serious it became, especially the "sinner of the Great Qi Kingdom", such a crime was heavy, and Xiao San felt that his small body was unbearable at all.
Just a simple horse can be so important, and even care about the rise and fall of the entire Great Qi Kingdom.
Xiao San jumped on a horse and said with a panicked expression: "Young General, the little one is going to chase the horse back, and the little ruffian can't let the little ruffian ruin the reputation of the General's Mansion......"
Xiao San galloped away, and the smile on Xiao Yi's face flashed away, giving Lin Lu the illusion of being dazzled.
Besides, Huang Zheng, his stomach was pillowed on the horse's back, and as soon as the horse ran, he was dizzy like riding a roller coaster, and his stomach was uncomfortable, so he grabbed Yang Xiu's shirt with his hand and said: "Yang Xiu, stop quickly, if you don't stop, I'll ......."
Yang Xiu thought that Huang Zheng was going to threaten him again, not only did not slow down, but slapped the horse's buttocks hard, making the horse run more happily.
Huang Zheng was angry, his body was moving like a chrysalis, and with the strength of the horse's running, he almost fell off the horse.
Yang Xiu hurriedly pressed Huang Zheng's dishonest body, the temper in his heart overflowed again, and instinctively raised his right palm, on Huang Zheng's buttocks, as if urging the horse to run fast, he slapped it twice, and scolded angrily: "Don't move, I'm not welcome to move again." ”
The air froze, Huang Zheng was motionless, Yang Xiu was also motionless, and their faces turned red at the same time.
At this time, Yang Xiu's hand was "unceremoniously" pressing on Huang Zheng's pretty buttocks, obviously, the two slaps just now were also hit here, making two crisp "pop" sounds.
At this time, Yang Xiu couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it immediately, his brain must have been kicked by a horse, squeezed by the door frame, and he actually "missed" and touched a place that shouldn't be touched, how could this end?
Huang Zheng was embarrassed for a moment, and finally became angry, and roared angrily: "Yang Yimao, you are a disciple, you are looking for death!! ”
The sound was so loud and deafening that it startled a nest of hares, a tree of birds, and a horse with a whoop and raised its front hooves.
Huang Zheng was caught off guard, his body fell rapidly, Yang Xiu reached out violently, scooped up Huang Zheng who fell into the air, and took it into his arms.
Where did Huang Zheng still have the energy to scold Yang Xiu, his arms were ringed, Yang Xiu's waist was tightly clamped, his face and body were tightly pressed against Yang Xiu's chest, and he wished that his whole body was growing on Yang Xiu's body, and he refused to move away.
The horse galloped like the wind for a while, and soon slowed down again, and walked slowly like a leisurely stroll.
Huang Zheng's body was blown stiff, still clinging to Yang Xiu's chest, and even Yang Xiu's fast and steady heartbeat could be clearly heard, which made people feel inexplicably relieved.
The horses stopped, and the two dismounted, and not far in front of them was the culvert where the villagers were drawing water.
Looking at the big flower face on Huang Zheng's face, Yang Xiu's face suddenly fell, and he pointed to the upwelling spring water and said: "Go in quickly, wash the red, white, and black on your face for me, don't dress up like this in the future to fight Xiao Yi's idea, the General's Mansion, not everyone can go in." ”
Huang Zheng refused to wash the powder on her face, in order not to hurt her face, she did not buy cheap powder, but spent nearly a penny of silver to buy rouge gouache, gave a set of osmanthus to make makeup, and left a set for herself to "deal with" Xiao Yi.
I wiped it once last night, and I wiped it once this morning, in order to deepen the "impression", Huang Zheng wiped a little too much, and a whole box of powder has been sold out.
After washing it today, I don't know what to wipe tomorrow to continue to disgust Xiao Yi, Huang Zheng decided that even if he didn't wash his face for a few days and nights, he would have to wear this dignity and completely scare Xiao Yi away, and it would be better to have it once and for all than for him to stay in the Huang family with impure thoughts.
Huang Zheng's body retreated frequently, and he said with a clear face: "I don't wash, and I won't wash it when I am killed." ”
The more Huang Zheng refused to be washed, the more Yang Xiu thought that Huang Zheng had a ghost in his heart, and the more he thought that Huang Zheng, like the girl in the same village, had the dream of the lady of the General's Mansion.
even put on bright red clothes, red flowers, and red cheeks for Xiao Yi in advance!! Everything is for Xiao Yi.
Yang Xiu's anger, which had already dissipated, suddenly accumulated again, even worse than before, and said angrily: "Look at what you have smeared? Powder drops when you walk! It's just a shell rubbing rouge, stinky and beautiful; The shit shell waves lie on the river rock, mixed with the king's eight calves; The shell is on the face, pretending to be a big mole; The shell Lang climbed on the iron door, stunned and nailed......"
Huang Zheng is so angry, she is such a good girl, she was ashamed of what the other party said on the left and "shell lang" on the right, and scolded back: "Yang Yimao! Is it Xiao Yi or Lin Lu who I seduced, do your, and use your words!! I see you're a shit shell man moving, get out of here as soon as possible!! ”
Yang Xiu didn't laugh angrily, hugged his shoulders and stared at the puffing Huang Zheng and said with a smile: "The road is uneven and someone is stepping on it, I just don't want you, a troublemaker, to marry into the Xiao family, and you can only be an old aunt in Zhuxiang Village for the rest of your life." ”
Huang Zheng felt that he couldn't understand the reason with Yang Xiu at all, so he simply turned around and walked down the mountain, where was Yang Xiu willing to let her go, but instead pulled Huang Zheng's sleeves and dragged them into the culvert, Huang Zheng grabbed the cuffs with both hands and went down the mountain desperately, and the two instantly fought like a river.
Rao is Yang Xiu, a strong man, but he can't take advantage of Huang Zheng at all, and the first few times he caught Huang Zheng, he took advantage of it.
Yang Xiu immediately changed his strategy, and as soon as he loosened the palm of his left hand, he immediately took out the red rope that was specially used to deal with Huang Zheng from his arms, and covered it with Huang Zheng's wrist.
Huang Zheng and Yang Xiu have fought several times, but Huang Zheng is inferior to Yang Xiu in terms of strength, lightness and actual combat experience.
Just because he lost to Yang Xiu's red rope twice and was tied twice, Huang Zheng instinctively pestle the red rope in his heart, wanting to shake off Yang Xiu, but the cuffs were clenched in Yang Xiu's hands and refused to let go.
Huang Zheng got out, spread his feet and ran down the mountain, only ran a few steps, saw Xiao San riding a horse and chased after him, if Xiao San was only wearing a middle coat, he would definitely think that he was inappropriate, so he turned around and ran into the culvert. "Pet the countryside: Lady, you are so spicy!" The latest chapters of "Paw Book House" are free to read for the first time.