In the night with the moon shadow, Xiao Yi really couldn't believe everything in front of him!

I saw the girl in front of me, with a white dress as clean as a flower, a fit and slender figure, long hair and a black shawl, and a pink peach blossom on the side of the long hair against the ear......

was originally dressed as a fairy, but his face was whiter than the white clothes he was wearing, and his face was smeared with two pieces of red and bright blush, and his lips only wiped the middle third of his lips, and at first glance, he seemed to spit out a slip of blood;

He has a pale face, bright red cheeks, a little red lips, and two thick eyebrows that are comparable to "sticking to the bark".

Seeing Xiao Yi, he suddenly grinned, which frightened Xiao Yi into a breath of cold air, and his body involuntarily took two steps back.

Xiao Yi can be twelve points sure, if he hadn't been brave enough to fight in the killing field for many years, and knew in advance that this person was Huang Zheng, he would definitely think that what he saw in front of him was a female ghost who was unjustly killed by him.

The man's face turned blue at once.

Huang Zheng was unconscious, winked his right eye at Xiao Yi, held a knife in his right hand, and held his skirt in his left hand, turned around in place, and said quite confidently: "Tonight, am I beautiful?" ”

The girl stepped forward, the discomfort in Xiao Yi's heart overflowed again, there was a feeling of eating ten thousand years of carrion, a burst of nausea, raised her right hand to stop the girl from stepping forward and said, "You, don't come here!" You don't sleep at Osmanthus in the middle of the night, what are you doing when you come back? Pretending to be a ghost to scare Lin Lu? ”

Huang Zheng and Lin Lu, an old naughty boy, have to trick each other once in a while, such as Lin Lu sprinkled itching powder on Huang Zheng, and Huang Zheng put half a worm in Lin Lu's vegetable soup, the two were not only not angry, but also happy to do it, as if they didn't know each other, and became New Year's friends.

Because Lin Lu was afraid of ghosts, Xiao Yi's first thought was that Huang Zheng came to scare Lin Lu in the middle of the night, but shouldn't Lin Lu be in front of the window? Why did you dig a pit on the side of Fangshan, and bury your own profane pants, and finally bowed three times like a sacrifice, how weird it looks.

Huang Zheng threw a wink at him with a charming look, then lowered his head and said shyly: "It's not that you ...... blamed."

This sentence has no beginning or end, nine twists and eighteen turns, Xiao Yi was confused, and said with a confused face: "Blame me? What does it have to do with me? ”

Huang Zheng muttered for a long time before he mustered up the courage to say: "Lin Lu proved my virginity to the villagers and returned my innocent reputation. If people are beautiful, they will be jealous, and the girls all said, "I am naturally beautiful, and General Xiao lives in the Huang family and does not leave, yes, because he fell in love with me, and condescended to be a red face......"

Xiao Yi was so frightened that his jaw almost hit the ground, this, this Huang Zheng is too self-conscious, right, he, a dignified general, will, will fall in love with her, such a vulgar, black-bellied, and short-tempered Nomura girl?

Xiao Yi swallowed his saliva in shock, looked at the "naturally beautiful" girl in front of him who seemed to have been torn by a beast, and looked at Huang Zheng's mouth open, and continued to talk nonsense.

Huang Zheng raised his head shyly, picked two thick eyebrows like "sticking to the bark" to Xiao Yi with a "style", bit his lower lip, and said sexily: "The general treats Zheng'er with deep affection, and he lives in the Huang family with dignity and dignity, which is comparable to being rich, and there is nothing to repay, so he can only bury his sweetheart's blasphemous pants according to the method said by Wuji Daoist, burn incense and bow down every night, and he will definitely be able to meet his sweetheart every night, love for a lifetime, give birth to a noble son early, carry the old man with a white head, and never leave the ......"

Xiao Yi was horrified when he heard this, and he got goosebumps all over his body.

Huang Zheng still couldn't stop talking, looking at Xiao Yi with "affection", his lips opened slightly, and a song comparable to the scene of the car accident rushed out: "Banyang wolf smoke and sand, please also ask the general to drink less, the road ahead is not easy to walk, I will wait at home......"

Xiao Yi suddenly felt a feeling of discomfort in his heart, listening to the lyrics and tune, how did he feel that he was going to the killing field, and his bones would wither after a success?

Xiao Yi was so angry that he flicked his sleeves and wanted to go back to the house, Huang Zheng hurriedly chased after him, blocked the door with his body, Chu Chu pitifully pulled Xiao Yi's sleeve, and said aggrievedly: "General, isn't the slave family singing good?" The slave family changes a song......"

From "I" to "Zheng'er" to "slave family", every time I changed my title, Xiao Yi's heart felt a chill, and he couldn't wait to shake off Huang Zheng's hand, and simply didn't go back to the house, and rushed directly into the vast night......

Huang Zheng's lewd expression was constricted, and he happily changed his voice and sang: "I'll send you away, ...... thousands of miles away" The song was tactful, and it was much better than the previous one.

Huang Zheng was in a very comfortable mood and wanted to enter the house, the door opened first, Lin Lu leaned on the door frame with a teasing face, smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth and said: "Zheng girl, you really have you!" This kid has always been brave, even if he was besieged by hundreds of cavalry from Beiqiang for seven days and seven nights, his face did not change, and he fought to the end, this is the first time he escaped from the battle and was unable to form an army......."

Huang Zheng clenched his hands into fists, and the corners of his mouth rose: "Where and where, take the two essences and discard their dross, it is not enough to worry about it......."

Listening to Huang Zheng's half-sarcastic and half-tsundere words, Lin Lu suddenly remembered that it seemed that he and Xiao Yi should be a group to resist the strange girl in front of him, and his eyes suddenly glared and said angrily: "Shao Stinky Beauty, although this kid has not gone through your battle, but he has a smart brain and a good temperament, he will not admit defeat and move away, it won't take an hour, and he will definitely come back to find a field." ”

Huang Zheng said lightly: "He is destined to not be able to find this field, if he moves out obediently, I have achieved my goal, and I will win; If he doesn't move out, then I will take advantage of the situation and become the general's wife sooner or later, even if it is a concubine, I will make a profit without losing money......"

Lin Lu couldn't laugh anymore, this Huang Zheng is really a big face and not ashamed, such a thing as marrying someone with a dead skin and a dead face, she said it so bluntly and so justifiably, just like people drink water every day and pee every day.

really responded to that sentence, trees have no bark and don't live long; People have no face, and the world is invincible.

According to Huang Zheng's approach, Xiao Yi, who is cheeky, is also a major general, maybe she really follows her way, it is impossible to marry a wife, to be a general and a concubine in the general's mansion, for a village girl, it is also a rich life, and the ancestors are glorified.

Lin Lu was choked speechless, unwilling to see Huang Zheng's villainous appearance, he was so angry that he had a lock of beard, but the stubble that had just grown an inch long, his palms were pricked painfully, and he turned his body and went back to the house.

Huang Zheng breathed a long sigh of relief, his words were so satisfying, but his heart was beating suddenly, not to mention letting her go to the black-faced Xiao as a concubine, as a room, that is, to chase her for eight hundred miles as a wife, she didn't want to, she just wanted to be angry with Lin Lu and wanted to scare Xiao Yi away.

Listening to Lin Lu's evaluation of Xiao Yi, he is a master who is not easy to admit defeat, and it seems that Huang Zheng needs another dose of fierce medicine.

Huang Zheng wiped his face, and the already black black, white white, and red red colors were mixed together, which was even more weird. "Pet the countryside: Lady, you are so spicy!" The latest chapters of "Paw Book House" are free to read for the first time.