Chapter 18: Strange Things at Home!
Buildings on Mars are hard to build, and the wind here is just too strong. An apartment building on 8484th Street is always a standout, with fluorescent green exterior paint, and one family doesn't even pull the curtains, so you can see what the people are doing from the house opposite. A strong man is ...... with his robot woman It seemed that his marathon was about to reach the finish line, and with a clang, it seemed that something had fallen. Blake quickly got out of bed and went to the living room, he found that the shelf used to hold the honey glands had fallen to the ground and shattered, this honey gland was taken by Blake from the huge Over Bendy in Shade Durian, and there was no abnormality after the company's laboratory tests, and later Blake asked Jacquette for the number 4 glowing honey gland as a souvenir, and Blake signed some contracts for this to avoid legal trouble.
The nectar makes strange sounds: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Blake really can't figure out what it means, could it be an alarm? Blake fetched a translator and put it on his head, and he heard a repetitive message: "Help us break it, help us find a more spacious place." ”
Blake wondered and said, "Who are you?" How can I trust you? Are you talking to me in Over Bendy's language? ”
The strange voice of the honey gland: "You're Blake, aren't you?" You've been to Shade Durian, right? We first came from Black brin, and we later moved to Shade Durian. ”
Blake: "Yes, I'm Blake, have you been living in the giant Over Bendy's honey glands?" I brought back the floating honey glands, and yours is still glowing, but how did you hide from the company?"
Honey Gland: "We had our own technology to fool the test, and we stopped glowing while we were doing it, and the color of the nectar gland began to darken, making the Earth researcher's apparatus think that the nectar gland was rotting and that it was just muscle and various tissues inside, and at most a few blood vessels. Later, the researcher broke the nectar glands. But what he saw with the naked eye was still tissue and blood vessels, at least we made him think that was what he saw, and then they sewed up the glands and gave them to you. ”
Blake: "I'm so sorry I ruined your peaceful life, what is your purpose?" Either way, I'll get in touch with the company. I can't vouch for your honesty. ”
Honey Gland: "Okay, you turn on the tap water in the tub, let it drip by drop, and put us in." ”
Blake felt that the matter was very urgent: "Wait, don't come out yet!" According to the rules, I had to call some people first. ”
Blake called the company's anti-chemical defense team, Blake's door was wide open, the company's anti-chemical defense team came in and out, the anti-chemical team was wearing anti-chemical clothing, they arranged the house into a cubicle, the house was filled with all kinds of plastic and soft glass, they bathed Blake, let him also wear chemical protective clothing. Blake went to the toilet, turned on the faucet, the water dripped down little by little, Blake peeled off the honey glands and put them in the bathtub.
At this time, the doorbell rang loudly, and although the door was open, someone was still knocking on the door.
Blake walked to the door.
"Hello! I am a thousand-legged donkey express company, with your express! Please sign for the receipt. "A group of men in armor and with guns delivered a long package.
A group of couriers in armor and guns were surprised to see people wearing chemical protection suits at home coming to pick up the mail, and Blake also looked at each other in surprise and said, "It's better not to ask why." ”
The courier in armor looked at Blake carefully and confirmed that the other party was Blake: "It's best not to answer anything." Blake was wearing a chemical protective suit and picked up a thin pen, which was really difficult to sign, and the words were crooked.
"Okay, thanks." The courier company is all gone.
Blake thought: Could it be a courier from Bitter Smoke? But Kufu doesn't have my address. Blake opened the box and saw that it was Heron's Tears, the surface was completely transparent like a glass tube, and gas would appear inside when used, making the weapon have different effects. Blake saw a long note in the box with long instructions on it, Blake found that there were other uses for this long-handled weapon, but it needed to be practiced, Blake looked at the note roughly: "...... The political situation in Sugarcane has stabilized...... As a token of gratitude, Princess Dolefen bestows the Heron Tears on you...... There will be more variation and options in how weapons can be used with brainwave receivers...... Be flexible...... Difficult to damage and can be used in any environment...... I've learned English...... The weapon of the god Seventy-Two Winged Heron in the last era...... Signature: Dolefen's housekeeper. Blake looked at the weapon closely, and it seemed that a device had been added to the middle, smaller than a sesame seed. It seems that it is still easy for a powerful alien princess to find Blake's address.
Blake walked into the bedroom, the artifact was still quite excited, Mona sat there and was covered with a layer of plastic sheeting, Blake wrapped the courier box in a plastic bag and put it in the bedroom. Then Blake came to the bathroom, a large piece of substance began to grow in the bathtub, the chemical protection team turned on the big spotlight, Blake switched the filter and adjusted the magnification to x99 and looked carefully, the bathtub was full of strange buildings, there were intelligent beings talking in it, Blake adjusted the volume of the translator.
Strange voice: "Hello! Blake, we're here to help. ”
Blake: "This looks like another civilization!" What do you want? ”
Strange voice: "We don't need anything, we just need a bathtub from you, we found out that there are random planets recently, and a large number of eight planets close to the solar system, and we are on Mars, so we decided to leave the honey glands." ”
Blake: "I have two bathrooms, so it's okay to lend you a bathtub, but I can't tell if you're good or bad." ”
A man in a chemical suit: "The self-detonation device is installed, and you can press it at any time." ”
Blake broke out in a cold sweat: "I just moved in, and then you asked me to blow up my own residence?" ”
A man in a chemical hazmat suit: "Just in case, rest assured that it's just this house, and the other floors won't be blown up." ”
A strange voice came from the bathtub: "Have you even thought about the way back?" ”
A man in a chemical hazmat suit: "Hello aliens, we're just doing this according to the company's rules." ”
Strange voice: "Blake, we detected that you have an 85% chance of fainting right away, you better rest." ”
Blake did feel his heart beating fast, probably because he had just exercised: "I think I'm going to get some sleep." The rules and regulations always assume that the third type of contact is lethal and dangerous, and I hope you will understand. ”
Blake found his bed, which was covered with soft glass, and Blake was lying on it and fell asleep after being half exhausted from what he had done with the Mona robot.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Wake up! Wake up! One shouted.
Blake woke up, and he found that it was Chen Xing, who was wearing a chemical protective suit, calling him to get up, Blake: "What's the situation?" Something went wrong? Invaded? ”
Chen Xing: "Those little guys are busy with something, you see if you want to press the self-destruct button." ”
Blake stood up as soon as he heard that he was going to self-destruct: "Damn, I just moved from Earth to Mars, and once I self-destruct I will move again." ”
Chen Xing: "We will help you move, and you will have 30 seconds to escape after pressing the button." ”
Blake: "It takes at least half a year to completely set up a home, and six months is barely enough if you want to find everything easily." Blake told the staff to move the gold and silver money out.
Chen Xing saw the staff carrying Meng Na and the express package just now and transporting them out: "In this way, let's see what they are making first, and then self-destruct." ”
Blake punched the bed a few times, and seeing that all the belongings had been moved, Blake went to the bathroom.
Blake adjusted the filter in the chemical protective suit, magnifying the picture x99, he saw that the things in the bathtub seemed to be similar to the machines and mechanical arms in the factory, but their appearance looked like alien technology, they were neatly facing the top, the thinner machines began to spit out filaments, they began to weave together, they crossed each other, as if 1 million woolen needles were knitting together at the same time, their way of threading is so unique, if one thread is stressed, all other threads will share the force, Each of them is as good as the grandmother's. Soon a humanoid outfit was completed. Fixtures appeared at the front and back ends, straightening the clothes and fixing them in mid-air, the thinner machines withdrew, and a group of larger robotic arms began to assemble hexagonal alien circuit boards and various ingenious parts and joints onto the humanoid clothes, some of the alien circuit boards flashed intermittently as if they had begun to test, and the small joints began to move up and down, left and right. The larger machines began to take over the rest, and they sent the pieces of shell over to assemble them to the outermost layer, and the irregular black stones were stuck on, and although they were rough in appearance, the overall texture could be seen to be a bit like the scales of a fish. At this time, rows of small hole-shaped machines rose up, they were green, blue and brown, Blake seemed to be able to hear the sound of fire, click all the blue holes and began to breathe fire, grilling the armor, the armor rotated and was slowly burned by the front and back, the temperature of the flame continued to rise, the irregular black stone gradually melted and merged locally, and gradually the shell smoothed out, and the armor shell all turned gray. The green holes began to spew out green liquid, and Blake saw that the color of the liquid was not uniform enough, and if it was painted, it should be a uniform green without impurities, but this color was really not flattering. Blake observed for a moment and noticed that the liquid was wriggling, Blake turned the filter to x500 magnification, and he saw that these were algae. Soon these eukaryotes [Eukaryote] infiltrated the shallow layers of the armor to grow, most likely a modified algae, the coffee-colored holes began to spew out a coffee-colored liquid, the algae were killed by this liquid and a large number of deaths, after they all died, the corpses of the algae gradually changed from green to white to dyeing the armor, and the color of the armor gradually became uniform, and a new pure white armor jumped into view.
Strange voice: "Hello! Blake, you can just try it on. ”
Blake hesitated: "I don't know if I should wear it." ”
Strange voice: "You can't wear it for too long, this armor has strong side effects on humans, but this armor can ensure your survival in any cosmic environment, and the armor is ready." ”
Blake: "Is that awesome? ”
Strange voice: "Wearing it can move by shaking limbs in the cosmic vacuum gravity-free environment, other environments can also do the same thing, and the flight is not slow, please set a time when you wear it so as not to wear it for too long and damage your body too much." ”
Blake didn't trust the other party: "Moving by shaking limbs in a gravityless vacuum? How is this possible? ”
Strange voice: "Humans always like to be suspicious of others, you have been breaking our hearts since the beginning, we are also intelligent beings with feelings, you can shake your body after putting on armor, and then move, the initial movement speed is 300 km/h, and the speed can be doubled." ”
Blake: "Shake the limbs, can the armor react to dark matter?" So I should be able to move if I swim, right? ”
Strange voice: "Anyway, it won't be very slow, if you encounter a cosmic environment, you can practice more." 400 earth hours of oxygen supply in an anaerobic environment, automatic oxygenation in an aerobic environment, 1.5 earth hours to fill, built-in filter and translator, two High Density Lepton Guns hidden in the arm, shoot improved leptons, these leptons will steal the electrons of other elements like robbers, resulting in the collapse of other elements, we still hope you don't always suspect others in the future. ”
Blake wanted to go get the armor, but Chen Xing said, "You have to be careful, don't hang it." ”
Strange voice: "Another suspicious!" ”
Chen Xing explained: "Human thinking is different from yours, and human beings' first reaction when they see and hear things is always negative, so suspicion and speculation are human beings' best friends." ”
Strange voice: "Maybe distrusting the other party can at least make you live longer, if I want to do bad things, then I can do it several times in a long time!" ”
Blake took the armor out of the tub, and the machines in the tub were working again, and they began to build helmets.
Strange voice: "Armor can create an insulating environment that makes itself immune to any negative physical and chemical effects from this universe. Of course, everything is not so absolute. ”
Blake: "That means it can absolutely isolate the body from heat and cold, and protect the body from cosmic rays?" ”
Strange voice: "That's right. It spawns something from the second universe and is immune to almost all damage from the first universe. ”
Blake suddenly felt that the armor was amazing: "Second universe? Is it another universe similar to ours? I still need to test this armor, even through the hazmat suit, it feels really ...... I've never felt anything like this, it's amazing. ”
Strange voice: "I hope you like it, I guess you've been to Lime and their large dream machine has been fixed." ”
Blake heard a familiar place name: "Oh my God, I've been to Lime Star, it's full of arsenide and curious tourists, and that machine has an effect on you too?" ”
Strange voice: "Some of us have dreamed of the future, and we have voted in a majority to make you a piece of armor. ”
Blake: "What the hell happened in the dream?" Maybe I'm not as skilled with my dreams as you are. ”
Strange voice: "If I told you, then things would go in the other direction, and we don't want that." ”
Blake: "I've heard Lime's Stodo Hate, I've heard his explanation of multiple future possibilities in dreams, and if you tell me what's going to happen in the future and then the bad outcome comes, then I don't ask. ”
Strange voice: "Your helmet is ready." ”
Blake reached into the tub and brought the helmet: "Thank you for your kindness. ”
The machines in the bathtub began to be dismantled and recycled, and soon the sapient beings packed up their materials, and they all returned to the honey glands, which changed back to their original shapes.
Chen Xing's tone was tough: "The boss called just now, and Mr. Jaccott specified that he wanted your bathtub and this honey gland." Tomorrow morning he will install a new bathtub for you and an extra bonus. ”
Blake said helplessly: "Take it all, I don't want to offend the boss, by the way, I only need Kohler's bathtub." Blake began trying on his new spacesuit.
Meanwhile, on another planet in the solar system, a bunch of arrogant people are planning something.
"Are you all ready? This time we're going to destroy the Earth! Karn's leader said. Voices echoed through the underground caverns.
"That's right! Destroy it, destroy this damn planet. The followers of the Karn Order screamed wildly, their screams so hard that the veins in their necks were as thick as the arteries of their hearts.
"We were born in an extreme world, and we have to respond to this in an extreme way, why should we destroy the earth?" Karn's leader asked aloud.
"I know! I know at least 1000 more reasons! A man whose "philtrum" part of his face had been gouged out screamed.
"You're our new dad!" A guy with buckteeth was baring his teeth and grinning.
"Whatever you decide, we're with you!" The members of the Karn Order shouted.
All of them looked hopefully towards the underground cages, many of which Karn had built in the underground caverns.
"The New Zealand global government has recognized the rights and interests of robots, and this time we want to make them regret it, and this time we will make them pay the price of the destruction of humanity on the whole planet!" Karn's leader asked himself.
So how did the Kahn Organization manage to destroy the Earth?
First, Karn's scientists find a volunteer, tell him or her that they will have endless pleasure, and they will perform surgery on the volunteer, enlarge the ear piercing, pull the eardrum out and expose it, and then inject a culture into his or her eardrum, and when the culture reaches 1000 ml, it is the most suitable time to implant a bug. Before that, the auditory nerve will be removed, and if it is not removed, it will hear a lot of loud sounds, and the human body will collapse because of too much noise. After a year, the bugs will shrink to the size of ants, and the eardrums will swell to 2M in diameter, so much culture fluid just to stabilize the small bugs, at this time it will be difficult for volunteers to get up and move, volunteers poop and eat in one place, and must be cared for by Karn's members.
A group of strange Karn members were released from the cage to prevent them from repenting and escaping. Each of them dragged a large blister out of his ear, and there was a bug in the blister.
They looked tired, but they were full of joy, and they said to each other, "It's time, it's time!" ”
Karn's leader said, "My followers, harvest season has come, and these creatures from the Wooden Dust System will dance for us, and they will cause very little damage, very little. ”
"You're so humble, you're so nice!"
"It's time! After so many years of suffering, finally the bitterness came to an end. ”
"The dead brothers should be able to rest in peace!"
Cheers began at the bottom of the slope, and many people burst into tears. The members of Karn brought the poor men over, each with large blisters so they were extra careful when moving.
Karn's leader said, "Let us pluck the fruits of our victory and throw it into the enemy's door!" Let our revenge be the soundest here! ”
The cheers in the cave were deafening. The bugs were harvested by Karn's members, and the volunteers rolled on the ground in agony, and the bugs were sent into the cracks in the ground, deep into the earth's crust.
Karn's Leader: "They move under sonar, and they explode under sonar. ”
A member of Karn operating a machine. When the bugs get to their place, he will press the button. The rest of the team cheered happily, and they and Karn's leaders took turns boarding the elevator to the surface and boarded the ship, and soon most of Karn's members left Earth, and those who were absent and controlled sonar were not so lucky.
Karn's leader continued to broadcast his ideals on the ship: "Our mission is not yet complete, even if all the robots on Earth are dead, we will go to another planet to destroy the remaining robots, all AI machines must die, they must be crushed into recyclable pieces of metal!" ”
The little bugs exploded one by one, the core of the earth began to shake, the Karn members who controlled the sonar were crushed to death by stones, everything on the earth began to shake, the special explosion of the bugs had an impact on the earth's magnetic field, the explosion of each bug produced an anti-gravitational point energy equivalent to the gravity of the core, their continuous thrust squeezed out the plates of the continent from the inside out, and several cracks were produced on the surface, the length of these cracks was four times the length of the Great Wall, and there were continuous earthquakes around the world, and one wave was stronger than the other, Houses collapsed, bridges were twisted into twists, extinct volcanoes were all resurrected, they erupted lava, like pus squeezed out of the pimples of adolescent teenagers, spurted high and far, panicked people fell from tall buildings and fell to death, grocery aunts were scalded to death by magma, very damp passers-by were directly pushed out of the atmosphere because of gravity disturbances, and the earth began to be devastated, and in just a few hours, the anti-gravity point energy tore the earth apart......