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The Venerable Killer Matt in the Great Wisdom Gate told another old story.

"Junior outside the door, I know that you all want to get the Great Weide Gate, but there can only be one owner of the door. I'm inside the door, not its owner. You must pass my test before you can inherit the Great Mighty Gate. Until then, you need to be quiet and listen to me sing......"

"Shut up!"

"Old man, you're singing!"

"If you continue to sing, we will join forces and destroy the Great Weide Gate together!"

"Don't say it's an old man who kills Matt, An dares to be arrogant in front of our uncle, if you walk out of the Great Weide Gate, we will destroy you in minutes. Death is not like stepping on an ant. ”

The uncles on the north road were not convinced and shouted. Their leader, "North Nose", lost his former luster because of Daweide, as if he was dozens of years old, with an expression of "resigned to fate, anyway, the uncle wilted". In order to make the leader reproduce the glory and self-confidence of the past, the masters of the North Road have scolded the old man who killed Matt in the Great Weide Gate.

Venerable Kill Matt smiled: "I don't sing, it's just that." Calm down, you guys be quiet!"

The two Great Vedder doors opened with a bang. Several heart-palpitating breaths of killing Matt rushed out of the door, enveloping the sky.

His Holiness was furious, and his Willis.

Rooney, the super god of the writer's world, couldn't help sneering, squinted at the big Weide Gate, and didn't answer. "The things that the Sprinkle family wants have never missed, and when the Great Weide Gate Fang Fu appeared, it was already the Sprinkle family's thing. Whoever dares to touch it, the Sprinkler family will send him to reincarnation. "Lu Da is determined to win, and he has long regarded the Great Weide Gate as his own.

Shangguan Ba, the leader of the East Road Uncle, also wants to get the Great Weide Gate, but he doesn't want to listen to the singing of the old man who killed Matt. The overlord was still thinking about how to get rid of Venerable Matt. "The door, the old man has to get it anyway. North nose can't do it, he can't control the Great Weide Gate, but the old man can. "Shangguan Ba is very confident, far from being comparable to the leader of the North Road Uncle.

The leaders of the other two uncles have the same thoughts, and they all think that Beibi is old, and it is time to withdraw from the Shengji uncle world and give way to the newcomer, "It's better to be your own people." The leader of the West Road and South Road said.

Send your own people to the team of the North Road Uncle, gradually master the position of team leader, and dominate the North Road Uncle Realm!

The male Buddha tried to distance himself from the Xiaolongbao girl, "What is in the head of the centaur lady!" for the other party must do with him the undescriptible.

Several groups quieted down, and they all looked at the Great Wille Gate in the sky. Listen to what the old man inside the door has to say.

"Okay, everybody's quiet. Venerable Kill Matt laughed.

He also sat down peacefully and said, "What I want to talk about today is an old incident about Ji Lao. I don't want to hide it from you, I have a friend called Hong Qigong, before he became the leader of the beggar gang, he was an old man, because he was unwilling in the old world, so he had the heart of retreat. There are countless nameless elders like him, one less, one more, and no one cares. ”

"Although Hongqigong failed to become the boss of the base, it had an amazing opportunity. His cultivation relied on his previous adventures in the old world. Time back to seventy-eight years ago, Hongqigong was still a little fresh meat, tired of girls, saw through the dust, and devoted himself to the cause of gao Ji without hesitation. ”

"But Ji Lao is not quite capable of being able to be you, and the Ji Lao world was also eventful at that time. Although Hong Qigong is a small fresh meat, his face is not beautiful enough, and the rolling pin is acceptable. In the era when good looks are good and tired all over the world, Hong Qigong is destined to be a tragic little character. ”

"Everyone's first impression of him is not good, how can they have the leisure to pay attention to his rolling pin. ”

Venerable Kill Matt explained to everyone the secret news before the lord of the beggar gang, the Rainbow Seven Palaces, became famous.

"That's enough, old man! How is the Rainbow Seven Palaces, what does it have to do with us!"

"Uncle, I don't want to join the beggar gang, do you see me in fresh clothes and angry horses, like begging for food?"

"I have heard of Hongqigong and know that he is a great man, and I have invited him to join the team of Uncle Xilu, but he politely declined. Unexpectedly, he used to be Ji Lao. I'm so lucky I didn't keep him around, otherwise I would have snow in my area!"

An uncle on the West Road was in a cold sweat, and he was lucky in the secret way.

"Kill Old Man Matt, talk quickly, talk quickly, the adventure of the Rainbow Seven Palaces in the old world!"

"Could it be that you used to be also a Ji Lao, and there was a (silenced) relationship between you and the Rainbow Seven Palaces?"

There is no shortage of skeptics.

Kill Venerable Matt hehe sneered. continued: "How can I be Ji Lao, the reason why I can become friends with Hong Qigong is because I admire him. After he came out of the old world, he spread the heroic posts and invited the world's heroes to tear the comparison together to see who was the little expert in the tearing comparison. I'm also the one who was invited!"

"Grass. He can figure it out. Looking at it this way, Hong Qigong is also good at death, and he is also a master in it. An old man jumped out of the South Road Uncle and said with a smile.

"Yes, I don't think his post is a hero post, but a bear post!" An uncle on Donglu also laughed.

"Do we still need to tear the comparison, we will stand in the crowd, and the momentum will be self-generated, and we will immediately become the focus of everyone's attention. Tear than, tear than, how vulgar! Can't you say it's more elegant, like ......"

"For example, (muffled) (muffled) Mom?"

There was a sneer from the uncle on the north road. As far as the uncles on your East Road are sour, why don't you die, it's just an outlier in the uncle world.

"Old fellow, you find fault! No, let's tear the comparison now and see who is the little tearing expert!" said the old man on the east road. "Nima, I'm not powerful, you are a wood for me?"

Qiang sneered, and the anger rushed, and the uncle on the east road waved his palm obliquely, and a wisp of dark blue qi slashed towards the north to laugh at his uncle.

"If you look at me unpleasantly, it can only mean that you are not cultivated enough!"

"Pull it down! What cultivation does uncle need, I just need a sister. ”

The two masters are compared to prove that they are old and immortal, and they can also tear up the comparison like a young man.

The old man who killed Matt in the Great Weide Gate was angry, and said in his heart, you old guys who don't grow up, can't you listen to people, I was interrupted by you every time I didn't finish speaking. The liver was on fire, and the old man who killed Matt danced with his left palm, and slapped it forward, and the light and rain burst out through the door.

Killing the palm of Venerable Matt, he used seven points of strength, and then passed through the Great Weide Gate, and only half of the palm strength remained.

The two uncles in the tearing ratio were cast by the light rain, like colorful people, with colorful clothes and hair and beard. "Alas, I can't retreat from the palm of my light, after all, people are old. "Kill the old man Matt secretly.

That year, he was invited by the Rainbow Seven Palaces to participate in the martial arts competition. Cut all the way through, and finally met the strongest opponent, that person also committed suicide Matt world, has been famous for a long time, the mantra is "Brother Wang, but remember the unruly figure of brother, brother stands at the forefront of fashion that you can't reach, lonely and vomiting blood!"

Yes, the young Killer Matt met the Great Killer called "Fashion Maruko" because he wore a Maruko hairstyle.

Venerable Kill Matt also has a name, which is called "Lin Qing Shrimp". When he was born, the river was flooded with green shrimp, and his mother named him after the green shrimp.

But Lin Qingxia himself felt that his name was too tasteless, and it was completely inconsistent with his melancholy temperament, so he gave a stage name, Qingxia......

At that time, Lin Qingxiao had just obtained the Great Weide Gate, and he was full of ambition to establish a great career and become famous in the Mates world. However, his predecessor, "Fashion Maruko", is like a high mountain, standing in front of Lin Qing Shrimp.

The fastest way to become famous is to defeat a celebrity who is much more famous than you, and then you are unknown, and there are good deeds who will dig you up and tell the world.

At the martial arts competition, Lin Qingxiao took the lead and took the "fashion pills" strongly.

Fashion Maruko smiled: "Boy, you have the blood of nobility in your body, you are born extraordinary, and you are destined to become a big killer Matt." ”

Lin Qingxiao sneered, "Xiao Maruki senior, only by defeating you, Qing Shrimp's temperament of killing Matt can be sublimated, and my soul of killing Matt can be immortal, with the same longevity as heaven and earth, and blooming with the sun and the moon." You're a stumbling block to me, how can I do it if I don't kick you away. ”

In the face of the juniors who do not hide their edge, the fashionable little pill felt happy from the bottom of his heart, and said secretly, there are successors to my generation to kill Matt, and they are really talented, and they all lead the wind (silence).

As the principal, Hongqigong also appeared. He defeated three people in one move, and those three people were not small, one killed Matt, one was a pseudo-mother, and the other was a half-demon.

After repelling the three of them, Hong Qigong came to the battlefield of Lin Qingxiao and Fashion Maruko, and the duel between the two killing Matt naturally attracted his attention, because Hong Qigong also killed Matt before, but he failed to break into the fame. But he attaches great importance to the culture of killing Matt, and although he left, he did not put it down, but missed it day and night.

"Fashionable Maruko!" Of course Hong Qigong knows who he is, the power of killing Matte, known as the most clothed Madou, it is said that his rolling pin is not very large......

Of course, Rainbow Qinomiya doesn't care about the fashionable Maruko's Armstrong Boom Cannon, he wants to know which is stronger or weaker between the new upstart and the old nobles, and who can fight to the end and become the winner!

In addition to the Rainbow Seven Palaces, there are many people watching the battle, and most of them are from the Killing Matt Realm, the Pseudo-Niang Realm, and the Demon Realm.

"That guy on the side, how dare you challenge the fashionable little ball!"

"His head must be broken, who doesn't know that Fashion Maruko has a reputation in the world of killing Matt, it's too loud, you just grab one to kill Matt and ask him about Fashion Maruko, he can tell you endlessly......"

"I heard that the fashionable Maruko likes to bring newcomers, and when I look at it today, it is true. His bearing is admirable, and his outfit today is also eye-catching! ”

On that day, the fashionable Maruko wore a new dress designed and cut by himself, and he also named "Emperor" in front of the new clothes.

"It's so handsome! ”

"Mmmm, I think so too. How could there be such beautiful clothes. ”

"Fashion Maruko senior, can you design a set of autumn clothes for you?"

"Rude! Don't be rude to your seniors. "Immediately, there was the man who killed Matt and scolded the eyeless guy before. Fashionable Maruko's clothes, you dare to wear them!

Kill the people of the Matt world, the people of the pseudo-mother world, and the people of the demon world, they are full of praise for the new clothes of the fashionable Maruko.

But Lin Qingxiao and Hong Qigong were depressed, holding the grass, what is the situation, where is the new clothes that have changed, why don't we see it?

Hongqinomiya is sure to confirm and confirm that the rolling pin of the fashionable Maruko is short, and it can even be said to be mini. It seems that the rumors are true, Hong Qigong thought.

Lin Qingxiao has the same idea. "Senior, your Armstrong Boom Boom cannons cannons are not as good as mine, and in this regard, I beat you completely!"

After all, men like to compare their own rolling pins with other people's rolling pins, and the strengths outweigh the weaknesses.

The friendship between the man and the man is sometimes quite strange, and it is said that the establishment is established, and the rainbow seven palaces and Lin Qingxi reached an agreement on the new clothes of the fashionable Maruko, so they started the boat of friendship.

Everyone present was unanimously optimistic about the fashion pills, they couldn't even call Lin Qingxiao's name, God knows where he jumped out of nowhere, it's just a little person, it's not worth their attention.

But the eyes of the Rainbow Seven Palaces stayed on Lin Qingxiao's body for more time than the fashionable pills. "Lin Qingxiao is a character, but I don't know how far he can grow, and the fashionable little pills are really like the high wind and bright festival described by others?"

There are two kinds of reputation, one is to break out, and the other is to create momentum and exaggerate.

"Senior, don't you do it yet!" Lin Qingxiao said in a loud voice.

"Oh, you're in such a hurry to challenge me?" said Fashion Maruko with a smile.

"Grass, can't you shine with holy light somewhere? Lin Qingxiao said secretly. Simply blinded his eye to kill Matt.

"Boy, I advise you to leave by yourself, I won't embarrass you. Maybe you will be able to shake my place in the future, but not now. Fashion Maruko said gently.

"Tear it up, tear it up, where are so many nonsense. Lin Qingxiao said impatiently.

But as soon as he said this, he immediately found ridicule from everyone, thinking that he did not know the general situation, nor did he know the good people's hearts, and he was simply dead.

"Boy, where are you the opponent of Xiao Maruko's seniors, while the seniors are not angry, quickly admit your mistakes, and then put away your tail, get out!"

"That's it. Xiao Maruko's predecessors don't have the same knowledge as you, they are already kind to you, if you know each other, kowtow a few times, admit your mistakes, think about it, Xiao Maruko's predecessors will not embarrass you. ”

The nobles in the Kill Matt world laughed at Lin Qingxiao, and they all regarded him as a bun who had never seen the world, where did they know what the real Kill Matt nobles were.

Fashion Maruko was very satisfied with everyone's statement, but when he caught a glimpse of Lin Qingxiao unmoved and indifferent, he was immediately annoyed. "Where did I come from, I'm a senior, I'm his senior! Don't take me as a wrist, you have to fix you!" The sea of life of the fashionable little pill swayed steeply, and the waves rose and slapped high into the sky.

I wanted to win without a fight and let Lin Qingxiao take the initiative to withdraw, but the other party was unconscious. "If I don't heal you, where will my face go? Boy, you brought it on yourself, and you can't blame me. Fashion Maruko sneered in her heart.

Just when the fashion pill was about to start, Lin Qingxiao made the first move, and he said: "Please teach the seniors, Guangyu palm!"

Peng! The palm shot out violently, like light and rain, spilling towards the fashionable balls.

"Grass! You really don't take me seriously. Fashion Maruko snorted softly.

In this case, there is no room for turnaround, tear it up!" I want you to know that there is a mountain and a mountain high, and there are people outside the sky. Fashion Maruko gathered all his fighting spirit and gathered on his rolling pin, "Very good, my little friend and I are very happy." (To be continued.) )