One year, just after the wheat harvest was finished, the weather was too hot, and there were not many people in the market, so the old brother put the stall under a big tree, squatted and leaned on the tree, closed his eyes and took a nap.

A woman asked in a shrill voice

"Selling rat poison, this medicine doesn't work!" The old brother opened his eyes, looked up at the woman, and saw that her face was dark and her eyes were red, so he asked

"Why isn't it happy?" The woman screamed

"Ask you if the medicine works, you don't care if I'm in pain!" The old brother said

"It works, of course the medicine rats work."

"Give me two packs." The woman didn't even ask about the price of the medicine. The old brother said unhurriedly

"A dime a pack, one pack at a time." The woman threw down two cents

"Two packs! You're afraid to sell! ”

"Okay! I'll give you two packs of the original one! The old brother took two packets from his bag and handed them to the woman, who grabbed the medicine and didn't look back.

On another set, the woman was clamoring to kick the old brother's stall, saying that the old brother sold fake drugs and cheated her out of two cents.

The old brother is colorful

"I'm talking about medicine rats that work! Did you medicate rats? The woman's man pulled the woman hard, and the woman scolded as she walked, saying that if she wanted to make her brother not sell a pack of rat poison.

It turned out that the woman fought with the man because of the microphone, and the man who was always obedient to the scolding raised his hand and gave her a slap, and the woman jumped on her feet and swore to die to the man.

So I bought my brother's rat poison, ate the two packs of bran that my brother gave her, and regretted it after eating, hanging on her husband and no one cared about it, hanging on the original, the woman fought with the man because of the microphone, and the man who was obedient only raised his hand and gave her a slap, and the woman jumped to her feet and swore to die to show the man.

So I bought my brother's rat poison, ate the two packs of bran that my brother gave her, and regretted it after eating it.

People who don't know what to do are scared, and who doesn't know the rat poison poison of the old brother in the neighboring villages. Some people say hurry up to the hospital, some say

"Still going to the hospital? Before the people of the village were afraid, it was over, and how did the rat die? Let's use the 'soil method'! Immediately, someone went to the pit and dug up poop, diluted it and poured it on the woman.

only made the woman cry and call her mother, saying that she should let herself die. The villagers who are eager to save people's hearts don't care about these, they still pour hard, spit with the irrigation, spit with the irrigation, and the woman who tosses is only half a breath left.

Finally, I felt that it was almost done, and began to use a flatbed truck to pull the woman to the township health center, and along the way, the smell smoked out of the ground.

When I arrived at the township health center, I checked: the woman was not poisoned at all. Since then, when the woman saw the old brother, she jumped to kick the stall for him, and the woman's man thanked him vigorously, saying that the old brother saved their family.

But in any case, the old brother fell into a notoriety of selling counterfeit medicines, and the market could not be rushed, so he had to give up his family and abandon his business to go to the countryside to sell them, and no one knows how much suffering he suffered during this period.

Once he really couldn't come back, he couldn't steal or rob, and he couldn't pull down that long face by begging, so he chose it

"Liar". I couldn't be hungry, and I saw a group of people who had just shaved peanuts for a while, (called Changguo by the locals) were resting in the field, and the men were smoking big tobacco pouches, idle and idle; , the woman ran to the small ditch to wash the handle, took out the soles of her shoes wrapped in a headscarf and put a few stitches on them, and the twine snorted; As if he never knew how to be tired, he threw down the big slab, searched all over the ground according to the cries of the grasshoppers, caught the grasshoppers, made a small cage and raised them until the snow flew all over the sky, and roasted the grasshoppers on the fire, which was a delicacy that made people flow out of the land for two miles.

The old brother leaned forward and asked in a foreign accent that the locals didn't understand and the outsiders didn't understand

"What is this?" When he heard that it was a foreigner, everyone told him gossip

"It's a long fruit." The old brother continued to ask in a strange tone

"What for? What is it for? Then he was told

"Eat." When the old brother heard that it was food, he grabbed it and even ate it with soil, and everyone hurriedly stopped him

"Look at this stranger, he can't even eat long fruits, what a foreigner!" In fact, peanuts are planted everywhere in the west of our village.

Before leaving, the team leader also generously gave the old brother a bag of peanuts, saying that he asked the old brother to take it home for the family to try.

After eating a stomach full of raw peanuts and pouring cold water from a small ditch, at night, the old brother's back door could not be closed, and he almost didn't kill him.

Another time, in a small town, the old brother's money was stolen, and only a pitiful few yuan were left in the search, and there was not even enough to go home, hundreds of miles away from home, at that time, there was not even a phone call, and he couldn't ask for help from home.

The old brother was thinking about it. When he turned to the door of a hometown health center, he found that there were many large and small glass bottles in the small ditch next to him, and he suddenly came up with an idea.

Seeing that there was no one, he picked up a lot of them, hid in a secluded place and washed the bottles, thanks to the fact that there was water everywhere at that time, and helped the old brother a lot.

The old brother bought a bottle of white vinegar and half a catty of flour, mixed it together, and mixed it with water, and filled dozens of bottles.

When I found a place where there were many people, I shouted

"Come and see, come and see, cure scabs, a good medicine for freckle, it works on the spot, no matter how much money you use, a bottle for a dollar." Seeing that there were almost no people around, the old brother caught a person with spots on his face on the spot, opened a bottle on the spot, dipped a cotton swab in a little, and touched the person's face.

The white vinegar is moist, the breeze blows, the light flour is covered, and the spots are really light. The old brother asked the man,

"What does it feel like on your face?" The man said

"It's a little shivery, it's cold." The old brother pulled her around in a circle, and the spots really faded.

Onlookers crowded to buy. The old brother hurriedly sent a bottle to the person who asked him to do the experiment, saying that he was afraid that it would be snatched up after a while.

Then some people regretted that they didn't dare to let the old brother wipe a little bit on their face just now! The large and small bottles were snatched up, and the old brother immediately bought a ticket and fled back.

Now the elder brother is over seventy years old, and he holds his granddaughter and looks at his grandson every day, and the waistband of his pants often falls off a lot, which is quite a bit

"Yushui" asked. He never had to go out again, and he didn't want to go out anymore. He said: It is difficult to go out, and it is even more difficult for the poor to go out.

How good it is now, where to go where it is cool in the summer, and where it is warm in the winter. Now the elder brother is over seventy years old, and he holds his granddaughter and looks at his grandson every day, and the waistband of his pants often falls off a lot, which is quite a bit

"Yushui" asked. He never had to go out again, and he didn't want to go out anymore. He said: It is difficult to go out, and it is even more difficult for the poor to go out.

How good it is now, where to go where it is cool in the summer, and where it is warm in the winter.