528, Xiaofeng's Fantasy Crusoe (I)
I didn't expect you to have today. ”
Liuzi sneered, he approached Gu Tao's front and took a close-up shot of his face with his mobile phone: "Look at your current appearance, like a dead dog." ”
"You ......"
Gu Tao struggled to get up on the table, but was kicked to the ground by Liuzi, his gray face was full of despair, and the meridian next to him hugged his arm and smiled: "There is a lot of help for the righteous and little help for the unjust, you have today, it's not unexpected." ”
"Help me...... Someone's coming...... Someone ...... coming."
"It's late."
Liuzi walked up, posing as if he was holding a knife in his hand, and poofed three times at Gu Tao's chest, Gu Tao wanted to push her away, but he had no strength, and then his hand slowly hung down, his eyes became dilated, his pupils were really dilated, and after that long breath, there was no more air intake.
"Done." Gu Tao got up from the ground, took Liuzi's mobile phone and looked at it: "You guys are ready to start the second act." ”
In the second act, Gu Tao's scene is to play a corpse, which was dug and buried in the soil by Liuzi, the kind that he didn't know about ghosts, after Gu Tao was buried, he would not be covered with soil for the time being, but he couldn't move for a while, so he had to suffer underground for about two hours, in these two hours, Liuzi would pick up Xiaofeng, and then he would verify his identity.
Through the fast-moving function of the Titan robot, Xiaofeng was brought here by Liuzi with a confused face, and Jingyuan saw Xiaofeng for the first time, in fact, even as a woman, she was amazed by Xiaofeng's almost perfect appearance and figure, but Xiaofeng was very panicked now and didn't know what to do at all......
"He's dead, as we said before." Liuzi walked over and lifted Gu Tao's shroud in front of Xiaofeng: "You check it." ”
Xiaofeng saw Gu Tao with a pale face, and raised his head in confusion and glanced at Liuzi: "You, you, you...... Did you really kill him? ”
"I thought he was dead." Liuzi pointed to the meridian next to him: "This is the person in charge of the base, and he is also the ...... of Kunlun."
"I know I know I know, I know, I hugged her when she was a child......"
"Huh?" Jing Yuan looked at Xiaofeng with a confused expression: "You hugged me?" ”
"Uncle Zhengfeng's daughter......" Xiaofeng nodded: "You...... You also killed people with you? ”
Seeing Xiaofeng's frightened look, Jing Yuan blinked his eyes in confusion: "Didn't you say you wanted him to die?" ”
"I ...... I...... I didn't expect ......" Xiaofeng's face turned white: "Murder, alas! ”
Liuzi and Jingyuan glanced at each other, and Jingyuan agreed with the fact that Gu Tao said that this little phoenix was a complete silly girl, she was not only a silly girl, but also a silly girl with a bit of a positive outlook...... If it weren't for Yun Zhongzi, it would be really difficult for her to survive.
"Let's go for a medical check-up." Liuzi crossed his arms: "We have already controlled your dog's legs, and when this side is resolved, we will let him take the position." ”
Xiaofeng walked in front of Gu Tao's "corpse" with his eyes closed, and touched his forehead tremblingly, the energy poured in but was blocked and separated by the nanorobots, so not only was the tentacles cold, but he couldn't feel any breath of life, it was completely cold.
"Hmm...... He's dead. Xiaofeng walked back slowly, rubbing his hands on his clothes: "It's really dead." ”
"Let's cover the soil."
Liuzi and Jingyuan began to fill Gu Tao with soil, and after filling the pit, they also deliberately compacted the soil, Xiaofeng saw this scene, and his hands were trembling...... It's kind of cute.
"Let's go." After doing it, Liuzi beckoned: "Go back and talk." ”
"I ...... I...... There was still soup in my room, so I'll go back first. ”
"Huh?" Liuzi was stunned for a moment: "It's okay, go have a drink and celebrate." ”
"No, no, no...... I'm really leaving. ”
Xiao Feng disappeared with a swish, and left without looking back, while Liuzi and Jingyuan glanced at each other, and then laughed so much that tears came out. Jing Yuan stretched out his hand: "Why are you so cowardly?" ”
"Who knows." Liuzi smiled very happily: "I thought she would be very cold or happy, but I didn't expect it to be like this." ”
"It's cute." Jing Yuan shook his head and said, "It would be nice if all the villains in the world were like this." ”
"Don't count on it." Liuzi narrowed his eyes: "Lao Tzu's people can't die in vain, Lao Tzu wants them to come back with interest!" ”
And at this time, the land suddenly moved, and then Gu Tao put out a head from the armor of the wearer: "Hey, you guys are really trying to step on it!" ”
"Do a full set of plays."
Then Gu Tao got out of the soil: "Tomorrow, I will take her directly to the base to play." ”
At this moment, Gu Tao's mobile phone shook, he took it out and took a look, it was actually Xiaofeng who sent him a message, asking him if he was okay, and said that she was so scared now, saying that she didn't expect them to really kill someone, and asked Gu Tao if he wanted to call the police.
Do you want to call the police......
"She's probably going to call the police." Gu Tao picked up the phone and said with a smile: "It's a little cute?" ”
"Mayay!" Liuzi slapped his thigh: "Call the police?" She's crazy, isn't she? ”
"Okay, you go to her quickly, don't really call the police, it's very troublesome." Jing Yuan sighed: "It's stupid." ”
Liuzi then called Xiaofeng, saying that he would let her dog go back first, and he would pick him up to the base tomorrow morning, and let the two of them prepare.
Soon, Gu Tao returned to Xiaofeng, still dressed in ordinary clothes, his body was clean, and it could be said that there were no flaws at all.
The moment he opened the door, Xiaofeng cried and pounced, hugging Gu Tao's neck and crying, his face was pale, and the smell of toilet cleaners on his body was strong.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I touched the body...... It's disgusting...... It's scary......"
Heji took a bath with the toilet cleaner, right?
Yes...... It's really a wonder.
To be honest, Gu Tao's experience is very fantastical, you must know that Xiaofeng is a high-ranking demon, and her rank is much higher than that of the eucalyptus god, but now she is frightened by a corpse, or a fake corpse, and bathes with the toilet cleaner, what kind of grass is this?
Coaxed her, Gu Tao spent nearly two hours.
"I don't want to go...... The people in the inner door are so terrible......" Xiaofeng sniffled and cried: "They really kill people......"
Thirty-three days kill more, oh my God. How did she live to be so big?
"Okay, it's all here, what are you going to do? They told me they would pick us up tomorrow morning. ”
"I don't want to go...... I'm afraid ......"
"What are you afraid of?" Gu Tao's temples jumped suddenly: "What's there to be afraid of, they can't beat you." ”
"I'm just scared...... The Inner Sect Master, they can beat it? If you don't kill people, I won't go, I won't go...... I don't want to ......."
"Rest assured." Gu Tao squatted beside her bed: "You sleep obediently." ”
After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but just after taking two steps, a huge force suddenly dragged him back, and when he looked back, he found that Xiaofeng was holding his arm, and shook his head while shedding tears on the bed: "Don't go, don't go...... Don't go...... I'm afraid ......"
"I can't stand here all night, can I, can I go to the living room?"
Xiaofeng shook his head playfully, then moved his body inside, and lifted the quilt: "You sleep here." ”
"Huh!" Gu Tao covered his forehead: "Can you do it?" This would be a mistake. ”
"I don't care, I'm just afraid of ......" Xiaofeng grabbed Gu Tao's hand: "I won't let go." ”
Gu Tao glanced down at his hands, and found that they were all clutched by her, and the palms of his hands turned purple, and he was afraid that he would have to amputate his limbs if he held them like this, and he couldn't shake them off, but Gu Tao really didn't want to sleep in the same bed with her, and the smell of toilet cleaners was too exciting......
"You let it go...... My arm is going to die. ”
"It's good not to go......"
Gu Tao sighed: "Can I sit here and read?" ”
"Hmmm......"
That's it, Gu Tao was under the impact of the smell of the toilet cleaner, facing an E-cover innocent beautiful girl who watched the Internet all night, the male protagonist is a scumbag, his wife is a beautiful and cute female sword fairy, and there are a lot of pets to do, Gu Tao always thinks that the female sword fairy will not be cute at all, specifically refer to Xiuchen, Xiuchen is really not cute, although she looks beautiful, but she can't stop the perverted atmosphere that emanates from her bones......
The first time I watched Xiaofeng sleep up close, this stupid goblin slept very dishonestly, don't cover the quilt if the body temperature is very high, she kicked all the quilts in the middle of sleeping, and then when she took off her pants, Gu Tao held her hand, and then every ten minutes Gu Tao had to interfere with Xiaofeng's behavior of taking off his clothes, and he also measured Xiaofeng's body temperature by the way, the skin temperature is as high as 60 degrees, and the oral mucosa must be about 70 degrees, this temperature can be used to make tea...... During the day, her body temperature is only about 40 degrees, which is actually acceptable, but it should be the result of self-control.
Fire Phoenix...... Sure enough, it is worthy of its reputation, no wonder Zhengfeng feels hot at this temperature, and there is no difference between it and boiling water at a higher level, right?
Finally stayed up until the morning, the first thing Xiaofeng did when she opened her eyes was to quickly take off her pajamas and throw them on the chair in the corner, and when she realized that Gu Tao was still sitting there, Gu Tao had been exhaled in the face by a pajama with a strong smell of toilet cleaners.
"Put your clothes on!"
Gu Tao threw the pajamas back to Xiaofeng, and then quickly took a set of photos with his mobile phone, holding down the continuous shooting, the kind of more than a dozen photos a second.
Xiaofeng put on his clothes, and the duck sat on the bed and rubbed his eyes and looked at Gu Tao: "You really sat here all night?" ”
"What won't you let me do?" Gu Tao raised his wrist, and there was a purple handprint on it: "My arm is about to be crushed by you." ”
Xiaofeng leaned over to take a look and rubbed it with his hand: "Next time I'll give you a fresh egg......
"Hurry up and wash up, they're going to pick them up. After the meeting is over, don't be so cowardly...... It's going to be laughed at. ”
"Oh......"