Chapter 82: I Want Them All
"Don't hide it from the girl, we were instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to the West Tianling Mountain to seek the true scriptures!"
"West Tianling Mountain, how far away is it more than 100,000 miles?" said Li Shan's mother in surprise, and after speaking, she also exclaimed: "The fact that all the holy monks can accept such a tiring dispatch shows that the heart of the Buddha is very firm!"
Tang Seng waved his hand and said: "No, no, we are all laymen, where did we come from the heart of the Buddha? The reason why we took this job is entirely because after taking the scriptures, we can achieve positive results, and when the time comes, we will become a Buddha and an ancestor, isn't it beautiful?"
Mother Lishan: "......"
Tang Seng's deliberate remarks stunned Li Shan's mother, she felt that there was no need to try it at all, just replace it directly, this Tang Seng admitted it himself, and he had no heart for the Buddha.
However, at this time, she receives a rumor from Guanyin that tells her to continue to follow the plan.
In the matter of traveling west, Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely responsible, so after Li Shan's mother heard her words, she didn't say much, adjusted her expression, and her face was full of smiles.
"Since the holy monk does not have the heart of the Buddha, otherwise don't go to ......"
However, before Li Shan's mother finished speaking, Tang Seng directly interrupted: "What the girl said makes a little sense, the holy monk will not go, when I see the girl today, it is completely love at first sight for the girl, I don't know if the girl has ever been married?"
Li Shan's old mother galloped past with 10,000 grass and mud horses in her heart, and she looked at Tang Seng with an affectionate face, and she couldn't help but beat people.
The holy monk laughed...... "Li Shan's mother took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to hit someone in her heart, and opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Tang Seng again.
"The girl doesn't need to be shy, although the holy monk is handsome and chic, and he is young and golden, he can be said to be the male god in the hearts of thousands of girls, but the holy monk fell in love with the girl at first sight, and he will definitely not look down on the girl because of the girl's old age and decay!" Tang Seng said with a serious face.
The old mother of Li Shan had already clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and said: "The holy monk said that he laughed, the old man has been married to a wife, and her husband died early, and she has raised three daughters, if the holy monk is willing to stay here, you can marry an old daughter and join my family!"
"When the time comes, my thousands of acres of fertile land and huge mansions will all belong to the holy monks!
Old Mother Li Shan's speech was very fast, and she didn't give Tang Seng a chance to interrupt him at all.
"Okay, girl, don't say it!" Tang Seng kept a straight face, and looked at Lishan's old mother for a while, and then Tang Seng smiled and said, "You call your daughter out and take a look!"
When Li Shan's mother heard this, she didn't want to talk nonsense with Tang Seng anymore, so she waved her hand and shouted: "It's true, love, mercy!
As soon as the words fell, three stunning beauties wearing different colors of clothes walked out, all with smiles on the corners of their mouths, their eyebrows were affectionate, and they secretly looked at Tang Seng and a few people.
That beautiful appearance makes people can't help but want to hold each other in their arms and pamper each other.
At this time, Zhu Bajie was completely infatuated with the three beauties, staring at the three women intently.
"The holy monk, the old surname is Jia, and the deceased husband is Mo. The three daughters are called True Love, I don't know what the holy monk wants?" said Li Shan's old mother.
Tang Seng understands that the surname of this old mother of Li Shan is Jia, which is to show that everything in front of her is fake, and the three daughters are called True Love, but they are all surnamed Mo, which is to show that Tang Seng should not be greedy for beauty.
Although Tang Seng understood what this meant, he didn't pay attention to it at all, after all, his task now was to flirt with the four saints.
"This mother-in-law, you are right, these three daughters of yours are all beautiful and fragrant! I wonder if my mother-in-law plans to recruit a son-in-law for her three daughters?" Tang Seng asked by staring at the three women.
Mother Li Shan: It's too real, I used to call other people's girls, but now I call other people's mothers-in-law, heh, scumbag!
"This ...... The holy monk and his group of four, why don't they all recruit into my house?" Li Shan's old mother was expressionless, at this time she was already angry and had no way to perform, and being able to continue reading the lines was his last insistence.
"Yes, what this mother-in-law said makes sense, Master, how can you eat alone?" Zhu Bajie may be the reason for his true colors, and now he has entered the play.
"Bajie, how can you talk to the teacher?" Tang Seng pretended to be displeased with his face.
"Master did it, I can't say it? Obviously, there are three little ladies, one master, one me, one senior brother, and finally this mother-in-law is left to Senior Brother Sha, isn't it beautiful? Master actually wants to monopolize the three of them, it's really too much!" Zhu Bajie said with a sad and indignant face.
Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Li Shan's mother couldn't help but glance at Monk Sha, and found that this black-faced sand monk actually looked at herself and blushed a little, which made Li Shan's mother angry and anxious, and said: "Okay, you don't have to fight, are you sure you plan to get rich?"
Zhu Bajie nodded again and again: "If you don't dislike the little lady, my old pig has already decided to stay, whoever wants to take this Western Scripture can go, and the old pig won't go!"
"Bajie, what do you say? How can you not take this Western Scripture?" Li Shan's mother, who was half angry by Zhu Bajie, was a little relieved when she heard this, but before she could show a smile, Tang Seng continued:
"It's good to stay here alone for the teacher, and the three of you continue to learn the scriptures!"
"Why?" Zhu Bajie quit.
"Yes, Master, why don't you go, I and the three of us need to suffer this?" Sun Wukong also began to enter the play at this time and said.
Tang Seng glanced at him with satisfaction, and said with a straight face: "Wukong, why do you want to disobey me?"
"Master, you can't say that, this errand of traveling west to learn scriptures is too hard, why don't you go?" Sun Wukong said dissatisfied.
"Hugh is rude, whatever you say for the teacher is what, these three girls are all mine today!" Tang Seng waved his sleeves and said.
Li Shan's mother and the Bodhisattva who played his four daughters were all confused, they really didn't expect that this Tang monk master was actually so virtuous, and he was still trying to fart?
At this time, playing the role of the real Guanyin Bodhisattva, her face was even more gloomy, and the performance of the four Tang monks was really a bit embarrassing for her, after all, these people were personally selected and arranged by her, representing her face.
After a while, seeing that the three Tang Seng had no tendency to stop arguing at all, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave Li Shan's mother a look and asked her to continue acting.