Chapter 3: Wonders of the New World
Wen Ke followed Huo Shangfei and Yuzu to the door, only to realize that it was actually an elevator door.
After the three of them entered the elevator, the door automatically closed, and then Huo Shangfei said "backyard"! The elevator doors opened again, but the view outside was very different, and the cold laboratory was replaced by a sunlit garden.
"Leader, you shouted wrong, you should go to the cafeteria".
"Shut up"!
As he walked along, Venk saw all sorts of creatures, including bears pushing strollers, crocodiles watching videos, butterflies playing tennis balls, and rice cookers chasing and playing on the ground.
Venk was a little blinded, and a group of rice-cooker-like creatures were slashing at each other with shovels in front of him, and he began to wonder if it was his own dream.
Soon he saw familiar and strange scenes, a tiger in a leather jacket, a sleek little green man, and a rhinoceros in a plaid shirt and smoking a cigarette.
The three of them were playing poker, and Venk rubbed his eyes, and when he looked closely, the double king that the little green man was still holding in his hand was exactly the same as the poker on the earth.
At this moment, the rhinoceros seemed to feel Wenk's eyes and looked up this way.
"What do you see"!
"Uhhhh When Wen Ke was blinded by this upright Northeast dialect, a voice came from behind him, "Look at you! Also in the Northeast dialect, Wink looked back and saw an elephant with a comb in the middle behind him.
"Damn, look for death!" The rhinoceros threw the cigarette, put the cards down, and pounced on the elephant.
Not to be outdone, the elephant rushed forward at the same time, while the tiger and the little green man hurried up to pull the rack.
"Brother Wire, forget it, the cards haven't been played yet."
"Brother Towel give me face, don't shake your nose, you slapped me twice."
Looking at the noisy group of people, Huo Shangfei had no intention of persuading him, he shook his head and continued to walk forward.
"Alas. Young people are impulsive, don't learn from them."
After speaking, Huo Shangfei continued to walk forward, but after waiting for a long time, no one answered.
"Huh?" He turned his head in confusion, and then his whole face turned red, "How long are you two going to be watching?"
It turned out that both Wenk and Yuzu were so focused on watching the excitement that they didn't notice his departure in the slightest.
"Coming, coming," the two of them looked back as they walked towards him.
"Wow, the wire clothes are all torn."
"The rhinoceros was also ripped off."
"He's the wire."
"Oh".
Seeing that the two of them were still procrastinating, Huo Shangfei turned his red face into a black face, and finally Tie Qing left with a blue face.
The two of them were really angry when they saw the fire, and they didn't dare to watch the battle anymore, so they chased after them at a trot.
Fortunately, the fire flew very slowly, and the two caught up after a while, of course, he still put on a blue face and didn't give them a good look.
"Uncle Huo, you dissipate your anger, I'm new here, and it's the first time I've seen this kind of excitement.... Please forgive me for the sight", Wenk explained with a smile on his face.
"That's it," Yuzu chimed in.
"Yuzu, are you also here for the first time"! Huo Shangfei raised his eyebrows and yelled.
"Of course not, are you confused, leader?"
"You..", looking at Yuzu's sincere expression, he almost didn't come up in one breath, he stopped in place for a while before he smoothed out his breath, but he didn't want to say more, and floated forward in silence.
"Uncle Huo, are you still angry"?
"I'm not angry", Huo Shangfei waved his hand, and said helplessly, "I still want to live for two more years."
Seeing this, Wen Ke said cautiously, "I have a small question I want you to answer."
"Say"
"You should know that to me you are all aliens."
"Hmm".
Seeing the noncommittal look on the fire, Wenk continued, "Then the language should be different, but I..".
Before he could finish speaking, Huo Shangfei immediately interrupted, "This is a gift for you, we have implanted a translator in your brain, which contains the language of more than 300,000 intelligent species in the galaxy, which can perfectly translate visually and auditory according to the memory in your brain."
"Oh, that's right," Venk scratched his head, "I thought it was the universal language of the universe."
"Hehe, you really dare to say", Huo Shangfei did not mean to mock Wenke, and said lightly, "In the galaxy three million years ago, the ruler was the ancestor of your earthlings, that is, human beings."
"Oh?"
"But they ended up playing to their own death, you should have a chance to know the specific content in the future, and I don't want to say more here."
"Uh...".
"Leader, tell me about it, I also want to know about it", Yuzu on the side said with an expectant face.
"it, your original history lesson was really in vain."
"It's not in vain, I paid the tuition."
“.....”
Soon, the three of them walked to the cafeteria, saying that it was a cafeteria, but it was actually a large flat ground with hundreds of tables on it.
Huo Shangfei took them to a random table and sat down, and then said, "Medium spicy sycamore, more chili peppers, less cumin."
Less than ten seconds after he finished speaking, a plate of scented twigs appeared on the table out of thin air.
Yuzu next to her didn't know what she was muttering, and when she finished speaking, a bowl-sized bowl appeared on the table, full of noodles.
Wenke fell into a sluggishness, the alien's high-tech is acceptable, but Yuzu's hobby is too weird, the last time he was at his house because there was only noodles, Wenke thought she was just eating a lot, but he didn't expect to eat noodles in this canteen.
Huo Shangfei thought that Wen Ke was frightened by the technology here, and said with a smile, "Boy, just say whatever you want to eat, everything here is created according to your brain memory, and there will be absolutely no cultural differences."
"Well, good", Wink nodded, tentatively, "a banana?" ”
In an instant, a normal-sized banana fell in front of him, and the fire flew green.
He darkened his face and said coldly, "If you don't know, I won't care about you, you can eat these here, but you can't share the table with me, and it's the same for you to eat pig's trotters and beef, you can eat pig's trotters and beef, but you can't be at the same table next door, otherwise even if it's a serious provocation, I can kill you on the spot"!
"My fault, my fault", Venk quickly picked up the banana.
At this time, a voice sounded, "Waste is strictly prohibited in the canteen, and it will be confined, or jailed."
"What do you mean?"
"Alas, you can't pack it here, and you have to eat it, forget it, I'm really bad for eight lifetimes, hurry up and eat it", said Huo Shangfei and walked aside.
"It's not good."
"Eat it for Lao Tzu"!
After Wink swallowed the banana in one gulp, Huo Shangfei sat back.
"Okay, you kid pick some normal ones yourself."
"Pickled pepper beef instant noodles".
With a 'clang', a bucket of instant noodles appeared in front of Wenke.
"That's all you have to offer? And you've turned out to be a good one."
Wen Ke read the word 'mentally retarded' from the eyes of the flying fire, and he did not dare to refute it, and honestly asked for a bottle of boiling water.
After eating instant noodles, Wenke asked for two more grilled sausages, and Yuzu saw that he was gnawing deliciously, so he also asked for one, and after she tasted it carefully, she was out of control and asked for dozens more.
"I found out that you have this delicious food on the earth, and I will have another staple food on my menu in the future."
"Well, there's a lot of delicious food on the planet."
"Really? Then you can say one more".
"Don't, if you don't like it, I won't be able to eat it"
After sitting for more than ten minutes, Venk again asked to go home, but Huo Shangfei sent him away because the departure time had not arrived.
Looking at the erratic eyes on the fire, Wen Ke felt that something was wrong, and his heart began to drum, after all, in a strange place, who knows what the purpose of these aliens is, if he is forced to marry a fruit, he will really want to cry without tears.
After thinking about it and not understanding, Wen Ke let go, stood up and asked, "Uncle Huo, please tell me the reason directly, so that I can die clearly."
After hearing this, he showed an intriguing expression, and he said softly, "Don't panic, you'll know in a while", and pointed to the sky as he spoke.
Wen Ke looked up in the direction of his finger, and the blue sky was no different from the earth except for the extra sun, there were clouds, birds, and cows flying.
After two more glances at the cow, Venk withdrew his gaze, and suddenly! White light flashed all around, and two figures appeared beside them.
Among the visitors, one was a lizard dressed in white, and the other was an octopus-like creature with dozens of eyes on its head.
"Xiao Yuan is here."
"Well, hello Professor Fire", the lizard greeted the fire fly, then turned to Venk and said, "Human, you're lucky, the committee decided to let you join the expeditionary fleet, do you have any objections?" ”
"Expeditionary fleet?" , It sounded like a war, but Wen Ke didn't understand why he was called a powerless man, he quickly shook his head and said, "Big brother, forget about this, I won't drag everyone back."
"Hmph", the octopus on the side sneered, "Do you think we are asking you?" ”
Venk was stunned and did not answer, while the lizard explained, "Your situation is very special, we have compared the power of the original humans, none of them are the same, of course, this is also the reason why you can survive, according to the laws of the empire, humans must not grasp the power of their ancestors."
"The Empire attaches great importance to and is very jealous of forces of unknown origin, so this is a chance for you, of course, if you still don't want to, then you will stay in prison forever until you lose your value."
After listening, Wenke's breathing became rapid, this is the mold that has been poured for ten lifetimes, only to encounter something that others will never encounter in his life, the previous beautiful and equal alien world was completely shattered in his heart, maybe this is the essence of intelligent creatures.
Thinking of this, Wen Ke had some questions, weren't they afraid of dying in battle? But he didn't dare to ask, in case he reminded them that it would be worse than death to lock himself up for research.
Taking a deep breath, Wen Ke suppressed the doubts in his heart and said solemnly, "Is the prison food good?" ”