After having dinner outside, Lin Haonan drove home, and the parking space downstairs was full, so he had to park his car on the road outside the community. Everything in this community is good, but there are too few parking spaces, because there is not enough money, he did not buy a parking space, he can only see the stitches, and when he returns late, he has to park outside.

A row of shops on the side of the road, facing him is a lottery betting shop, Lin Haonan thought about it, crossed the road to buy a lottery ticket, he never bought these things before, but today is too much of a coincidence, probably no one in the world stepped on shit twice a day, right?

How do you want to buy a lottery ticket and come out, a puppy barks at him, although he is not afraid of dogs, he still hides, uh...... The soft familiarity of the soles made his heart feel cold......

Lin Haonan wants to cry without tears, he really got in touch with shit today.

Someone came out of the betting shop and laughed when they saw this scene, "Oops, you will definitely win the jackpot if you take shit luck!" ”

Go to his grand prize, Lin Haonan was dizzy, and he couldn't wait to kick the dog hard, he didn't bark sooner, he didn't bark later, but he barked when he went out! Maybe that's what it pulled.

But before he could get angry, the dog owner spoke: "I'm sorry, I didn't scare you, my family Haohao is usually very well-behaved, I don't know how to call at you, I'm really embarrassed!" ”

Lin Haonan couldn't cry or laugh, why is the puppy's name the same as his nickname? That's what his parents called him since he was a child.

The owner of the dog is a beautiful girl, and she is angry when she speaks, "Handsome guy, don't be angry with Haohao, it didn't mean to bark at you, can't I apologize for it?" ”

The girl's big eyes were sparkling, her voice was delicate and soft, and he had to hold back his anger in his heart, and said in a low voice: "It's okay." "And left.

But the girl caught up and handed him a pack of tissues: "Handsome guy, hurry up and wipe your shoes, don't take the shit home!" ”

Lin Haonan took the tissue and walked to the opposite side of the road without saying a word. He knew that his expression must be very weird, and if he didn't leave, he was just afraid that he would go crazy on the spot, and step on dog shit morning, noon and night, is it really such a coincidence?

Before entering the unit door, he took off his shoes and threw it into the garbage can, barefoot into the elevator, probably a cup bow snake shadow, saw the dark pattern on the ground, he didn't dare to step on it, standing against the wall, when he got out of the elevator, he was also cautious, for fear of stepping on something again, until he walked to the door, and the heart he carried was down.

But in an instant, he was angry, what was sticky to the bottom of his feet? A faint stench crept into his nose.

Lin Haonan almost collapsed, the anger that he had been holding back for a day finally found an outlet, he took out his mobile phone to call the property, but the property had already left work, and the long beep on the phone made him thunderous, standing in the corridor and scolding: "Who did it?" Who the did this? Whose dog? Stand up for me? It's so immoral, there is a kind of standing up, and I don't care about it, who is it......"

He barked like a big dog, causing the next-door neighbor to stick his head out and cautiously ask, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

Lin Haonan found someone to talk to, pointing to the little shit at the door of his house and chattering: "Look at it, it's actually pulled at the door of my house, and it doesn't matter if you pull it, who is so lacking in morality!" I don't have any public morality, I want to find a property complaint! ”

The elevator rang, someone should have come out of the elevator, and Lin Haonan's voice was louder: "Come and see, is there a lack of virtue?" It's disgusting! Is there anyone else who cares? It's all pulled to the doorstep! ”

After shouting a few times, but no one came over, the neighbor noticed that he was barefoot, and said in surprise, "Why are you not wearing shoes?" ”

Lin Haonan couldn't say what was bitter, he just gasped heavily, and he was so angry.

"Forget it," the neighbor advised him: "Don't be angry, hurry home and wash your feet, you can keep it at the door, and call the property to come and see it tomorrow morning." ”

Lin Haonan crossed his waist, he was really fed up, this inexplicable and weird day, he had nowhere to vent his anger after holding his stomach, and he was unlucky to eat dumb a few times outside, but this time he must find the culprit at the door, but now it is so late, he can only endure it, and go to the property early tomorrow morning to complain, and adjust the monitoring to see who is so lacking in morality! He's going to get that guy out!

The beautiful girl walked out of the community quickly, got into a car on the side of the road, and the person in the car asked, "How is it?" Did you step on it? ”

"Of course there is, it's thundering!" The beautiful girl took the puppy in her arms and kissed it, and grinned: "Good boy has made a great contribution today!" ”

"He didn't find out, did he?"

"No," the beautiful girl snapped her fingers excitedly: "Let's go, find Guan Shao to receive the reward!" ”

The car sped all the way to a lively street.

This is a famous bar street, countless neon flashes, women in cool clothes and tall men hook their shoulders, whispering on the side of the street, all kinds of cars are parked on both sides of the street, the air seems to be filled with a faint fragrance, which is left by the women when they pass by, each door is standing tall and beautiful greeting, wearing beautiful short skirts, showing slender white thighs, wearing heavy makeup, the whole face seems to see only two big black eyes and a bright red lips.

The beautiful girl went straight to a door with the dog in her arms, but was stopped by the greeter at the door, and smiled politely: "I'm sorry, miss, you can't bring pets here." ”

The beautiful girl rolled her eyelids and raised her toes: "Who said you can't bring it?" Call your boss. ”

The welcome explained in a good voice: "This is the rule set by the boss, and it is the same when you call him here." ”

The pretty girl snorted, "Rules are dead, people are alive." Call him to see if he dares to stop me? ”

Probably hearing the quarrel, the manager came out and put on a smiling face when he saw the beautiful girl: "Miss Huang, Guan Shao is in room No. 1 of Tianzi, please come in!" ”

Miss Huang touched the puppy's head: "She won't let me take the dog in!" ”

"Who dares not to let you in," Jing Cheng smiled, turned his head and reprimanded Miss Yingbin: "Why are you not sensible, this is Miss Huang, apologize quickly!" ”

Miss Welcome is also a person who can stretch and bend, and immediately put on a smile: "I'm sorry, Miss Huang, I offended just now." ”

Miss Huang held her head high and walked inside triumphantly holding the puppy.

When she was gone, the greeter asked the manager, "Who is this Miss Huang?" So arrogant that you don't even care about the boss? ”

The manager glanced at her, "I don't have any eye at all, she is a woman who is a young man." ”

The welcome lady muttered: "There are so many women in Guan Shao, how can you remember them all?" ”

"If you can't remember it, you have to remember, who is Guan Shao? Big boss, if you don't want to lose your job, be eye-catching. ”

The welcome lady pursed her lips and didn't dare to say anything more.

Huang Xiaomei went upstairs and walked to the large private room at the top of the corridor, and a row of golden characters above the door shone brightly: Tianzi No. 1.

Huang Xiaomei stretched out her hand to push open the door, the violent music seemed to burst her eardrums, even the floor was shaking, the blue-purple laser lights swept around, a group of men and women in the middle of the room were dancing wildly, under the light, everyone was a strange face. The puppy was so frightened that he hid in her arms. She casually handed the puppy to the waiter standing at the door, and said loudly, "Let it stay in a quiet place." ”

The waitress walked away with the puppy in her arms, Huang Xiaomei twisted her waist, waved her arms, and screamed onto the dance floor, she squeezed in from the crowd, stuck behind a tall lanky young man, and rubbed her body against him. Guan Keqin turned around and laughed at her, his slender fingers pinched her chin and kissed her, and the people around him suddenly screamed excitedly, and some whistled.

Guan Keqin raised his hand and clenched his fist in mid-air, the music stopped abruptly, and the blue-purple lamp was extinguished, and then the light shone brightly, illuminating the room.

Guan Keqin lazily returned to sit on the sofa and asked Huang Xiaomei, "How are things going?" ”

Huang Xiaomei raised her chin very proudly: "I can't do it if I go out?" ”

"Tell me, is he particularly angry?" Guan Keqin came to her excitedly, like a child who wanted to hear a story.

Huang Xiaomei was even more proud, and added vinegar to describe in detail Lin Haonan's expression when he stepped on the shit twice.

Guan Keqin was really happy, slapped his face and laughed: "The woman who dares to rob my buddy, I can't kill him!" ”

Huang Xiaomei asked curiously: "Guan Shao, whose woman did the man rob at the bottom?" You're going to play tricks on him like that? ”

Guan Keqin glared at her: "Don't ask, if you know, you will be killed!" ”

Everyone laughed, Huang Xiaomei stuck out her tongue and laughed along.

This shit array was formulated by Guan Keqin himself, the plan was said, and everyone said it was good, so it was decided, he rarely got up early in the morning, commanded behind the scenes, from morning to night, and actually succeeded again and again, seeing Lin Haonan stepping on the shit that wanted to cry without tears and sadness, he sat in the car and laughed.

Someone was worried and said: "Guan Shao, in fact, the last time it was a bit too much, it was all put at the door of the house, he guessed that someone did it on purpose, how could it be so coincidental?" ”

"I'm double insured, who would have thought he could buy a lottery ticket?" Guan Keqin said nonchalantly: "I know if I know, am I still afraid of him?" ”

"That's it," Huang Xiaomei had a disdainful expression: "In Bei'an, who have we been afraid of?" ”

"You can't say that," Guan Keqin shook a finger very easily: "There are too many people I'm afraid of in Bei'an, such as my old man." So this operation, no one can leak half a word, I have to be obedient for the past two days, I can't get out of the mess at all, and when my old man is in a good mood, I will go back to S City, and then you all come over, let's have a good time! ”

Huang Xiaomei leaned coquettishly on his arms: "Guan Shao, I am so effective, what do you reward me?" ”

Guan Keqin leaned into her ear and said a word, Huang Xiaomei was delicate and angry, the whole person threw herself into his arms, and the little pink fist gently hammered on his chest: "Don't you hate, don't you hate!" ”