For the next few days, I devoted myself to studying Taoism at home.

Since I've always had a problem with the 'ghost body' before, I researched this topic in particular, and finally found a solution on the "Charms and Spells"!

It's a spell called the 'Pure Heart Talisman', which is specially used to deal with ghosts, and it's easy to draw, so it's suitable for beginners like me!

It's a big loss to have such a useful thing that I didn't find it before! So I'm going to draw more, just prepared!

Just when I was painting, the suddenly called, I pressed the answer button, and the's voice soon came: "Big brother, what are the customs of funerals?" ”

Hey? So straight to the point? Seems in a hurry? I asked, "Funeral?" Has anyone in your family died? ”

"No, here's the thing. When I went to visit Director Fan in the hospital yesterday, I found that there was an old man in the ward next to me who had passed away, and his relatives stood at the door and said that they were looking for Mr. Yin Yang to preside over the funeral. And I was looking for a job, and when I heard this, I really wanted to get the job, but they saw me as young and didn't believe that I was Mr. Yin Yang. I took out the yang talisman you left me for my eldest brother, and performed a ignition talisman out of thin air, and when they saw such a magical thing, their attitude immediately changed! Agreed to let me officiate at the funeral, but I don't understand funeral customs, so I can only ask you. ”

I didn't rush to answer, but asked, "How much did you charge?" ”

"The old rule, two hundred and five a day."

I was speechless for a while, and my heart said that this guy is not greedy. The 'Mr. Yin and Yang' on the market may charge two thousand five for hosting a funeral. But I still couldn't help but complain: "You don't understand anything, you dare to pretend to be Mr. Yin and Yang with a few yang talismans, and there is really no one." ”

The said confidently: "Big brother, I have to make money to marry a daughter-in-law, tell me quickly, what are the rules for funerals?" ”

It's a complaint, but I still have to help with this little favor, so I replied: "What's this...... The customs of each place are different, and some places pay attention to single number burial, so as not to cause trouble; Some places pay attention to not burying seven or eight, that is, you can't go out of the funeral on the seventh day of the first month, and you can't be buried on the eighth day of the first month. But none of this matters, it's just a matter of customs. ”

"Big brother, does that mean I can arrange it casually?"

"It's pretty much the same, as long as it's in line with local customs, it shouldn't be difficult. The only thing worth noting is the cemetery, don't bury it in a place where there is no grass. Okay, that's pretty much it, I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do, I'm busy drawing talismans. ”

"Okay big brother, when you come to Qiling City next time, please have a big meal and cross the bridge rice noodles!"

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and hung up.

I thought that this kind of trivial matter could be handled by a slut man alone, but I underestimated his ability to make a small thing a big trouble!

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Two days later, in the morning, I was working as a psychiatrist at Chen Ying's house.

Although I am an imposter and can only talk about supernatural events, Chen Ying likes to listen to this. At this time, I was presenting the latest research results! I held a talisman and said, "Look, this is the 'Pure Heart Talisman' that specializes in dealing with ghosts. ”

Chen Ying took it and looked at it: "Well, it's not quite the same as the strokes I've seen before." By the way, I copied a few more a few days ago to show you. After speaking, Chen Ying ran upstairs like a gust of wind, ran down with four yellow talismans, she spread the four talismans on the coffee table, and said wittily and strangely: "Among these four talismans, one of them was drawn by you, and the other three were copied by me, can you tell which one is the real thing?" ”

I have to say that Chen Ying's painting skills are very strong, and she deserves to be a genius girl! At first glance, these spells look exactly the same! Whether it's color, stroke order or stroke strength, it's all the same! A layman will never be able to tell the real from the fake! But I quickly made the difference and dotted on the real yang talisman.

Chen Ying asked in surprise, "How do you see it?" ”

I smiled and replied, "Although the copy is very similar, there is a difference. First of all, I use special paper, which is not available on the market; Secondly, you use paint when copying, while I use cinnabar, chicken blood, and ink. ”

Just as I was talking, my phone rang suddenly, and it was a call from a. I pressed the answer button and asked, "Is there something wrong?" I'm busy. ”

"Oh no, big brother! Cheated corpse! ”

"What kind of corpse?" I was stunned for a moment and asked.

"It's the funeral I presided over! I asked them to bury the body in the soil, but when the family of the deceased went to pay their respects today, they found that there was an extra pit in the ground, and the coffin lid was lifted to the side, and the body was gone! When I heard the news, I rushed over and heard a lonely ghost nearby say that the body in the coffin had been deceived last night! Now the family of the deceased is emotional, saying that if I don't get the body back, let me know why the flowers are so red! But where do I find the body? So, big brother, come and save me! ”

After listening to this, I frowned and asked, "You mean, the body was not cremated, but buried directly in the soil?" ”

"Yes, that's what you said, as long as it's not buried in a place where there is no grass, everything else is free."

"That didn't bury you either! And it's buried in a place where the yin qi is strong, right? ”

"But it's obviously what you said, as long as you don't bury it in a place where no grass grows, the rest is arbitrary, even if you bury it in a place with yin qi, it's no problem."

Listen to the mean of the, he wants to put all the basins on my head! I took a deep breath, tried to calm my emotions, and said, "It's okay to bury the ashes in a place with strong yin qi, but burying the dead body in a place with strong yin qi is a big problem!" ”

The complained: "Then why didn't you teach me earlier?" Big brother, it's all because you're not careful. ”

I couldn't help but be angry, and whispered: "This TM still needs to be taught? The state has long advocated cremation! In order to save land resources! Besides, burials pollute groundwater, do you have any common sense? If the burial is reported, the body will be cut out and cremated, re-buried, and a fine will be imposed! Got it? Who knew that you had omitted the steps of cremation? ”

The cheap man said aggrievedly: "Big brother, now the crematorium charges are too dark, don't I also want to save some money for his family?" ”

I covered my forehead, completely speechless, and after a while, I said, "Okay, I'll get over as soon as possible." ”

With that, I hung up the phone, closed my eyes, and gently pinched the bridge of my nose.

Chen Ying looked curious and asked, "What is the corpse like?" I'd love to check it out. ”

"Nope." I shook my head and refused, "The place where the accident happened is in Qiling City, it's a day and a night away from here, and your parents can't let you venture that far away." ”

"It doesn't matter, I'll tell them. And there is a benefit to taking me there, you can take a private jet and arrive as quickly as possible. Chen Ying threw out a tempting chip.

But I was unimpressed and said, "It's too late to take the train." ”

Chen Ying thought for a while and said, "Then it's good to give you a salary increase, and double your monthly salary, how about it?" ”

Although the price was tempting, I still shook my head and refused: "For someone who is about to quit their job, there is no temptation to raise a salary. Okay, I'll go first, I'll be back in time next Saturday, and I can quit next week. ”

After that, I left the Chen family villa......

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Two hours later, the train station.

It's the beginning of January, and students across the country are on winter break, so it's crowded, and most people are carrying suitcases, coming in and out of the station.

At that moment, I suddenly felt a hand slapping from behind, and out of instinct, I quickly clasped that wrist! I only heard a female voice from behind: "It hurts, let go!" ”

Hey? This voice is very familiar, I looked back and found that it was Chen Ying, whose face was red from freezing! She was still holding a black plastic bag in her arms.

"Why are you here? Still holding a garbage bag? ”

"I'm going to see the corpse, and besides, it's not a garbage bag." As she spoke, Chen Ying opened the bag and saw bundles of hundred-yuan bills, gold jewelry, and diamonds and jadeite inside! It's worth at least 10 million or more! Chen Ying suffers from autism and rarely goes out, and even when she does, she is accompanied by her parents or bodyguards, so she doesn't understand the truth of 'wealth is not exposed'.

I hurriedly tied up the 'garbage bag' and asked in a low voice, "Is this all your private money?" ”

"No, it was stolen from my mother's safe, and I have to pay for the passage when I go out, and I don't know if these are enough."

I was speechless for a while, and I said that this money is enough to travel around the world, right? Moreover, Chen Ying is determined to go to see the corpse, even if she doesn't take her, she will find a way to go to Qiling City by herself. She is not deeply involved in the world, and she doesn't like to communicate with people, and with so much property, she will definitely attract bad people, so it is better to take her with her......

Thinking of this, I said, "Okay, I can take you with me, but I have to inform your parents first, so that they don't worry." ”

Chen Ying nodded happily: "Okay!" But I'll have to wait until I get on the train, or they'll take me back. ”

"Do you want to cut it first and then play it? But what do you do with your possessions? ”

"Take it, this is my travel expenses......"