This wine is amazing.

It's really powerful, no wonder it's one of several famous brand wines, just a mouthful of only soft and smooth sweetness, but the stamina is so strong that it's unimaginable, Xin Chen, who doesn't have much alcohol, will be unconscious after two glasses, Gu Tao has a better amount of wine, and four or five glasses will be confused, even if it is a spiritual cultivation that has been soaked in the wine jar since childhood, it can't go straight down a catty.

People who drink alcohol have a characteristic, that is, as long as it is not completely broken, as long as there is still wine, then it can't be stopped at all, anyway, Gu Tao completely forgot how much he drank, in short, when he got up, he hugged Xin Chen's feet, Xiu Ling lay on the ground, carrying his underwear in his hand, Xin Chen was crooked on the sofa and spit bubbles, it can be said that there is no living person.

"." Gu Tao wiped his face: "Satania, what happened last night?" ”

"It's exciting." Satania replied, "Need to play the reminiscences?" ”

"Let's play."

The eyepiece unfolded, Gu Tao suddenly felt ashamed, after getting drunk last night, three people who were completely unconscious actually began to cook wine in the room to talk about heroes...... Sitting on the ground, you say, do you know who is a hero in the world? He said, I don't know others, Saber can be a hero in the world. And Gu Tao himself pressed down with a deep face, and said I want to vomit, who opened his mouth to continue.

What a shame...... Gu Tao rubbed his temples, hoping that the two of them would not remember what happened last night.

"Satania, let's find out what's wrong with this wine."

"The analysis begins: the alcohol ratio of this wine is 37%, but because of the production of a hallucinogenic compound during the brewing process, it will cause humans to have pleasant emotions and hallucinations and is not addictive, the reason is that it is contaminated by fungi during brewing, this fungus plant has a strong hallucinogenic function, but after mixing with alcohol, it has a recovery effect on body functions, and the side effect is the loss of memory during the drinking stage, do you need me to help you recover your memory?"

"Forget it......" Gu Tao shook his head vigorously: "I don't want to remember, isn't this thing resistant?" ”

"Acetic acid can destroy its molecular structure, but if it is absorbed by the body, it cannot be relieved, and the lethal dose is 25 liters at a time, and the metabolic cycle is six hours per liter."

Twenty-five liters of liquor? This is still acceptable, after all, it's like eating four tons of tomatoes to death, and few people can drink this thing for more than 20 catties at a time, really...... It's going to break up.

When Gu Tao came to his senses and was eating the cold skewers on the table, Xiu Ling slowly opened her eyes, because she drank the most last night, so her current alcohol strength has not been able to pass, her face is still red, and her eyes are very confused, she knelt on the carpet, rubbed her eyes, looked at the underwear in her hand weakly, and then patted her chest again, her expression suddenly froze.

"Don't look at me like that." Gu Tao waved his hand again and again: "I didn't do anything, you said it was uncomfortable to drag it down." ”

Xiu Ling patted his head vigorously, stood up tremblingly and walked into the bathroom, while she was washing, Xin Chen also woke up, the first thing he did when he woke up was to look at the surrounding environment, and then immediately made a video call, and then came to Gu Tao's side and said: "Look, I am with my junior brother, there are no women." ”

The milk tea over there snorted coldly: "You two just fool around all day long, drink and drink, you know how to drink." ”

After speaking, she hung up the phone, and Xin Chen wiped the sweat on her head: "It's dangerous, seventeen or eighteen calls." Urgent. ”

Gu Tao took out the phone and found that there was no missed call, only Liuzi sent him a message, saying that she was going to start the first round of operations, and her team had been officially assembled, the name was Xin Liuzi's Abnormal Affairs Investigation Office, which would start business as a private person, from catching ghosts to anti-cults, everything was answered, and the main task was to oppose the cult organization.

Gu Tao sighed and dialed Liuzi, but it was Wei Wei who answered the phone, Wei Wei was a little noisy, Gu Tao coughed: "Wei Wei, what are you doing?" ”

"I'm very busy, I've been snubbing you this time. I'll make it up to you when you come back. Weiwei said slightly apologetically: "Don't hook up with the young lady outside." ”

"Got it."

"Then I'm ready to go out first, and today the film and television company is going to start planning the first official movie. Love you and see you back. ”

"Wait!" Gu Tao coughed again, glanced back at Xin Chen, and asked in a low voice, "You two...... Is there a pregnancy? ”

Wei Wei was stunned for a moment and said in a low voice, "No...... The sixth son just came yesterday, and I came this morning. ”

Gu Tao was silent for a while: "Is there something wrong with me......"

"No, no, no." Weiwei hurriedly said, "It's good to go back and work hard...... Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, hang up first. ”

Hearing the busy tone on the phone, Gu Tao leaned back on the sofa and was stunned.

"Left out in the cold by your girlfriend?"

"Hmm." Gu Tao sighed: "So, it's a very bad thing to make your girlfriend's career successful, and the two of them have gone crazy in order to prove that they are not vases." It's still your milk tea girl, and you can be a vase steadily. ”

"Fart." Xin Chen also leaned on the sofa with a dead face: "She was recruited by Liuzi, and now she is the head of Liuzi's spies." ”

This six sons...... Gu Tao really doesn't know how to say that she is good, but this is also very good, at least she has something to do now, and she will not toss those who have and don't. In fact, there is a long way to go in opposing cults, and demagogic tricks have been repeatedly banned since ancient times; to put it bluntly, it is too simple to accumulate wealth, and according to Gu Tao's investigation, in fact, 90 percent of the cults are actually maintained by some strange forces to a greater or lesser extent.

"I'll tell you." Gu Tao hugged his knees: "Faith is not a bad thing, but it is definitely not a good thing, any devout believer is a potential cultist." ”

"Say, how are these people successful? Why am I so unbelieving? ”

At this time, Xiu Ling walked out of the bathroom, and she looked radiant when she was dressed again: "That's because you haven't experienced despair. ”

"Hmm." Gu Tao nodded: "The last straw of despair." ”

Xin Chen pouted: "If you dare to find me, I will knock their heads crooked." ”

It's almost crazy, what cult dares to find the earth immortals? Although he is an immortal who is not in the stream, but it is more high-grade than any white and yellow willow gray, is it better to let an earth fairy worship a yellow-skinned fox? That's really a big joke in the world, if Xin Chen really touches it, the temple will lift it.

But Xin Chen doesn't care, it doesn't mean that most of the living beings, hard work and vulgarity don't care, when modern technology and medicine can't explain some things, those pseudo-theologies will definitely take advantage of the void, what sincere is really funny, but there are always people who die as live horse doctors are not, in fact, they probably also know that if they are really sincere, then what kind of science does the country develop, everyone believes in rat weasels, and believes in this mother and that ancestor.

Did you believe Jesus went to the moon?

"It's noon, let's go get something to eat." Xin Chen got up: "I know there is a century-old shop that tastes good. ”

"When you go to a city, do you have to inquire about all the fly restaurants?"

Xin Chen thought for a moment: "Appetite is the easiest desire for adults to satisfy. ”

"You're in for a treat."

"I'm please." Xin Chen glanced at Xiu Ling, who was so beautiful that she couldn't speak: "Dead ladyboy, why are you still dressed up so well for dinner?" ”

"I want you to take care of it, dead pervert."

"Huh? Am I perverted? If you inquire and inquire about the people in the Tao, they all say who is perverted. ”

"yes." Xiu Lingpi said with a smile: "I don't know who was caught peeking at the little sister of Yingri on Kunlun Mountain when she was seventeen years old. ”

Gu Tao turned his head to look at Xin Chen, Xin Chen's face turned red all of a sudden, and he explained with all his might: "Senior brother...... Can the things of a cultivator be called stealing? I just want to refer to the methods of their sect of fortune. “

"Refer to the women's bathroom?"

"She's in the bathroom, she's in the house...... cough cough cough ...... cough ......" Xin Chen waved his hand again and again, coughing like no one anymore.

Xiu Ling looked disdainful, and then looked at Gu Tao: "It just so happens that I told you about the recent situation during the meal, I feel very wrong." As for you, you just happened to tell me about yesterday's content. ”

"Hmm."

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"Liuzi, it's time to cut the ribbon."

"Here we go."

Liuzi was wearing a black suit, with sunglasses, and the ponytail behind her head shook briskly, she walked to a single-family building in downtown SH and picked up scissors, and everyone around was a girl, and her appearance was above the level line, I knew that this was a so-called feng shui fortune-telling, ghost hunting and demon club, and I didn't know that I really thought it was the girls of the Qinhuai River Building Boat who crossed it collectively.

"I'll say a few words. Although girls are not allowed to do it, we still have other ways to prove our worth. Liuzi picked up the microphone and said righteously: "Today is a small step for us, and a big step for women all over the world. ”

"It's over......" Wu Xue reminded in a whisper beside her: "The topic is out of line." ”

Liuzi sighed and continued: "Standing here today are all elites from all walks of life, including teachers, doctors, lawyers, veterans, and active duty policemen, I hope you can give full play to your enthusiasm and ability. Those stinky men, they don't dare to take care of it, we'll take care of it! If they don't dare to arrest them, we will arrest them! ”

"It's ...... again," Wu Xue continued to whisper beside her: "Why don't you come according to the script." ”

The sixth son moved to the side: "Start today...... Wait for me to read the manuscript. ”

There was a burst of laughter below, but Liuzi unhurriedly took out a note: "Oh, here it is." Starting today, everyone will receive a 100% commission for their work, the operating costs of the organization will be borne by me personally, and a high bonus will be given to outstanding volunteers. ”

"Wrong, wrong...... It's a pure loss. ”

"You know what." Liuzi pouted: "Where is this, wait for you to watch later, your money will not be used up." ”

"Really?"

"My uncle is the best businessman in the world." Liuzi whispered, "This is the plan he set for me. ”

Hearing Xu Santang's participation, Wu Xue, a shareholder, finally breathed a sigh of relief, but Liuzi raised the scissors in his hand without pause and cut off the big flower, and then the sound of suona gongs and drums shook the sky.

"The funeral atmosphere is already very strong." Wu Xue pointed to the eerie so-called ghost catching and soul killing studio behind her: "Why do you still let people blow suona." ”

"Tradition, you know. Tradition. ”

Finally, after tossing around, Liuzi walked in, followed by a large number of girls, Yingying Yanyan was not lively, until Liuzi led them to a large room, this room was full of name tags, and there were many contents on the signs, such as Liang Yongjing, a professional lawyer, and the scope of services Legal aid, appeals, and appeals, such as Chen Qi, professional Chinese medicine, and pediatric internal medicine and gynecology. Anyway, there are all kinds of introductions under each brand, and there is even Wu Xue's brand.

"What is this...... Wu Xue pointed to her photo card: "Is my service scope a small loan?" ”

"What about a 24-month interest-free loan, but with collateral." Liuzi said proudly: "Why do you see the small loan, isn't there still a hotel reservation, Chinese New Year's Eve dinner reservation?" ”

Wu Xue couldn't cry or laugh, this guy ...... I really don't know how Gu Tao is such a good man takes a fancy to her, although she is beautiful, her brain is really not good.

A bunch of people tossed around and almost dispersed by noon, and Liuzi and a few staff members sat in the small building, entertaining the first customer who came to the door......

"Looking for a cat? We're such a big unit, you let us find the cat? Old lady, do you have ......?"

"300,000, I'll give 300,000."

"Okay, what does a cat look like?" Liuzi nodded vigorously: "Where did you lose it?" ”

After filling in the materials and agreements,Liuzi began to shake people.,This time it's a person who is favored by Liuzi.,This young lady is just a sophomore in high school.,The family is not very wealthy.,Want to find a job.,During the interview, I told Liuzi that she has superpowers.,Although this superpower is terrible.,It's just that you can understand the language of animals.,Mouse、Cockroaches、Cats and dogs.,This ability is usually funny.,But now it's been turned over.。

"If there are no accidents." Liuzi looked at the girl who left with the old lady: "The first money is here." ”

Wu Xue was noncommittal, but suddenly asked, "Why didn't you choose H City, but here." ”

"A cosmopolitan city is very inclusive and has a lot of people. If there are many people, then there are all kinds of birds. And the big city, you know, is stressful and perverted. ”

"Actually, to put it bluntly, I'm staring at my boyfriend here, right? He said he didn't care, but he was more nervous than anyone else. Wu Xue smiled: "I envy you." ”

"You can't live."

Liuzi said that he was about to go up and pinch Wu Xue's neck, but Wu Xue keenly avoided it, she changed her direction and leaned on the table and smiled: "It's been demolished, right?" He dares to give you the power, in fact, he also believes in you in his heart, but you make this four dislikes, in addition to looking for cats and dogs to catch mice, I don't believe that anyone else will come to you to do business. ”

Wu Xue really underestimated the sixth son, before she finished speaking, a person walked in outside the door, this is a woman, she can't really look at her age, she looks like she is sixty, but her temperament and demeanor are more than forty, after she walked in, she trembled and trembled and asked, "Here...... Can you do anything? ”

"Yes, yes, you can do anything, what do you want to do?"

The woman was a little embarrassed, but finally she pretended to be calm and said, "Dirty thing." ”

As soon as she heard this, Liuzi's ears pricked up at that time, and she took out a form: "Fill it out and carefully describe the content of the request." ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, but she still sat on the stool and began to write, and Liuzi waited while watching what she wrote, and when she saw her personal information, this woman was only thirty-six years old? Less than forty years old, just old like this? How much suffering has been suffered, look at Wu Xue, who is only a few years younger than her, and she still looks bright and moving.

"What do you see I'm doing...... Wu Xue pointed to herself: "I'm only twenty-nine!" Twenty-nine! ”

"Come less, you're four years older than me, and I'm twenty-six and twenty-seven."

Wu Xue rolled her eyes: "Shut up!" ”

And soon, the woman finished writing the list, and Liuzi took the list and looked around, and then handed it to a little girl who was deceived from the base next to her: "Look at it." ”

The reason for the above is that strange noises are always heard in the middle of the night, and the whole alley is very cold, and there are occasional unheard low roars and the screeching sound of fingernails scraping against the walls, and there is always a tremor of hammers hitting the ground in the middle of the night, and even because of these anomalies, the people of the whole alley have encountered all kinds of troubles, the best of which are frail and sickly.

These clues were quickly transmitted to the base, and the professional players on the base analyzed it - this is a zombie!

After the sixth son got the receipt, he walked into the room, looked around, and then flipped through the sign of the meridian yuan......

"This is a knife used to kill chickens." Liuzi said to himself, then thought about it, or turned the meridian back, and then turned over Qin Shaofeng, who had been practicing his IQ recently, and Xu Mengmeng, who had been practicing his sword skills with one hand, and when Liuzi returned to the front desk, he asked the woman: "How much are you going to pay." ”

"I don't have any money......"

"No money...... Liuzi touched his chin: "It's okay!" If you don't have money, I'll take it, so you can give more publicity at that time, and people will arrive in two hours, and you will come in two hours. ”

The woman left with a blank face, and Wu Xue quietly came over: "What is the problem?" ”

"Don't you don't believe that someone came to the door?" Liuzi smiled and pinched Wu Xue's face: "Accept it or not?" ”

"It's not a question of convincing...... I don't understand how anyone could be looking for you. ”

"I don't know, but I know someone is going to look for it! Just ask you if you're strong. ”

In less than two hours, the dusty Xu Mengmeng and her childhood sweetheart Qin Shaofeng came, one of them carried an alloy long stick and the other carried a box containing a treasure knife, and rushed in excitedly, Xu Mengmeng asked happily: "Where?" What a zombie! ”