499, Don't play tricks with scientists (II)
When Gu Tao went down the mountain, he happened to meet a girl who was black and knocked on the mountain gate, this girl was tightly wrapped up and down, a big hood and a hood, it was not clear whether she was a person or a ghost, and it was because of the ups and downs on her chest.
He looked at the girl, and the girl looked at him, and the two of them suddenly stared at each other with such big eyes.
"Thirty-three days?" Gu Tao nodded at her: "It's pretty cool." ”
"You're not bad either." The girl's voice was still a young voice, and it sounded very aggressive.
"Don't look for Kunlun, Kunlun Erwuzai." Gu Tao waved his hand: "I will sell you then." ”
"What are you, pointing fingers at me." The woman held her head high: "This is the last thirty-three days, don't get into trouble." ”
Gu Tao pointed to himself: "I, the sect master of the inner gate, you are your mortal enemy." ”
The woman sneered: "I'm still thirty-three days old as the king of heaven, and the idle people are scattered and dispersed." ”
"Alas, you still don't believe it!" Gu Tao touched around, and after taking out a lot of things, he found that he didn't bring any documents: "I didn't bring anything." ”
"Tease ......" The woman shook her head helplessly, and said to herself: "Why is there still a neurotic disease on Kunlun." ”
"Huh? You are mistaken, neurosis is neurosis, you have a problem with this concept, you should say that it is psychosis, psychosis is a mental illness. Gu Tao corrected very seriously: "There is a big difference between the two sides, you will suffer if you are uneducated." ”
The woman turned her head sideways and ignored him, but Gu Tao took the initiative to come over: "There is >."
"Get out!"
"I'm serious, add one plus another, I'm especially curious about what people do in the last thirty-three days every day, and it doesn't look like the kind of old antique that you talked about hundreds of years ago."
"You're a man...... It's annoying! The woman gritted her teeth and looked at Gu Tao: "Get out of here." ”
"Add one...... Gu Tao walked around a woman a few times: "You must not dress like this every day, what do you usually wear?" Also, in the last thirty-three days, you must have a lot of people, isn't it about to come out, so what are you going to do after that? ”
"If you don't leave, I'll kill you."
"Hey, hey, this is the Kunlun realm, you use force? Do you see the unloading tablet in the back? Not good. ”
The woman crossed her waist and waited for the big array to open, while Gu Tao looked at her and smiled: "I'll go talk to them and let them open the door for you." ”
Gu Tao re-entered the big array, found the doorman in charge of the big array, leaned over and said, "You know the person outside, right?" ”
"Yes, Sect Master Gu."
"In this way, if you come to me personally, I will say that the sect master is discussing whether to meet the people of the thirty-three days, and let her wait for a while."
"But......" The doorman pointed to the Zhengfeng Daoist who was sitting next to him and said, "Sect Master...... Here it is. ”
Zhengfeng hugged his arms and looked at Gu Tao: "What tricks are you going to make." ”
"Ah...... Isn't this a fateful father, are you also there? Just listen to my arrangement? I'd like to get to know the people of the last thirty-three days. Gu Tao held up a finger: "It's so decided." ”
"Don't mess around, you really want them to know that Kunlun and the inner door are closed, they have to explode."
"It's a girl." Gu Tao glanced at him.
"Is it pretty?"
"I can't see it, I'm covering my face, but it's ...... here" Gu Tao gestured on his chest: "Big." ”
Zhengfeng clapped his hands: "Okay!" I'll go with you. ”
At this time, Gu Tao and Zhengfeng's communicator sounded the roar of Jingyuan: "You two are serious!!! ”
"You don't turn off the communicator?" Gu Tao looked at Zhengfeng: "Crazy? ”
"Can this thing be turned off?" Zhengfeng took off the communicator on his ear: "I haven't moved ......"
"It's really good, I know all the dirty things you did."
In the end, Zhengfeng went out with Gu Tao, and he used a magic trick to make himself look like he was only in his twenties. And Gu Tao looked at Zhengfeng and asked in surprise: "You were really like this when you were young?" ”
"That's true." Zhengfeng stroked his hair: "It's a little more handsome than this, and there is no way to change the spirit of the change technique." ”
No wonder the mount is a phoenix man, this is really handsome, with a standard male protagonist appearance, a broken hair on his forehead covering his eyebrows, an uninhibited smile at the corner of his mouth, and his gestures are chic. His eyes were clean and transparent, if Gu Tao didn't know that his core was an elite-level old rascal, he would not dare to joke with such a gentleman-like person easily.
"How's the Phoenix experience?"
"It's cool, it's over." Zhengfeng nodded and said, "The body temperature is high, and it's hot." ”
"Turtle ......" Gu Tao rubbed his hands: "It's amazing." ”
"You're not far from it." Zhengfeng suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Tao: "Do you know that Phoenix has a daughter?" ”
"Yes."
"I can ask Phoenix to give you her daughter, and you let go of the meridians."
"Huh?" Gu Tao stood still and looked at Zhengfeng: "What did you say?" Can this be exchanged? ”
"Don't spoil the meridians, my eldest son is a waste......"
"What am I doing to spoil her...... Gu Tao shook his head and said, "I'm not that kind of person." By the way, isn't Phoenix's daughter good-looking? ”
Zhengfeng smiled mysteriously: "The best in the world!" If it weren't for my relationship with her mother, hehe......"
Gu Tao nodded and flicked his ears: "Jingyuan, did you hear it?" ”
"I hear you." Jing Yuan's cold voice came from the communicator of the two of them again: "Zhengfeng, you are really a fairy and arrogant person." ”
"Baby...... Listen to me...... Listen to me......"
"Don't call me a baby!!" Jingyuan shouted loudly, and then cut off the communication.
Zhengfeng was uncontrollable and pointed at Gu Tao: "You can do it, it is not common for your heart to be as small as you are." ”
"I forgot to turn it off."
One person, one round, yes! Zhengfeng is convinced, this grandson is really just like the rumors, he is a terrible big hooligan, and Jiang who is so old can eat deflated on him.
"You wait for me."
"Come on."
"Okay, I'm out of the way, don't call me father-in-law in the future."
"I don't have anything to do with the meridians."
"I'm her father, you're her father? I know her, do you know her? ”
Okay...... Gu Tao couldn't argue in the face of the angry Zhengfeng, so he had to take him to the girl who was thirty-three days old, and as soon as Zhengfeng saw the people outside, he raised his foot and kicked Gu Tao's ass, and then turned around and ran......
"Uncle Zhengfeng, I haven't seen you for a long time, where are you going?"
Gu Tao turned his head and grabbed Zhengfeng's trouser belt, and said in a low voice: "Who is this ......?"
"Cao Cao."
The girl outside looked at Zhengfeng, who had run a few steps, with a smile, and took off her mask.
The best !! on earth
It's really the best in the world! The old rascal's other words are all farts, but the evaluation of the girl, that is really an important reference, if this is the daughter of the phoenix, then she can really be said to be a person who has captivated the country and the city, if you have to compare with the sixth son, the facial features of the sixth son belong to the kind of atmosphere, everywhere reveals everyone's beautiful temperament, and this girl is definitely a model of small jasper.
What's more, she is a phoenix bloodline with a high body temperature!
"Oh, Xiaofeng. I haven't seen you in a long time, come in, come in, don't stand stupidly outside. ”
"I can't get in." She said to Zhengfeng delicately: "Kunlun doesn't welcome me. ”
"I'll go find the old man, don't worry, I'll be back soon. You talk to this little brute to relieve your boredom. After speaking, Zhengfeng ran away without stopping for a moment.
"Him?" Xiaofeng glanced at Gu Tao: "Lotus...... Bah! ”
"Girls don't be so disgusting." Gu Tao leaned next to him and hugged his arms: "Such a beautiful girl, spitting." ”
"Beautiful, huh? Then you licked my saliva. ”
"Wow...... You're really disgusting! Gu Tao laughed: "Alas, do you know? In fact, snot is phlegm, when you sucked it just now, you actually sucked it in your mouth and spit it out, does it feel salty? ”
Xiao Feng's face slowly became ugly, but Gu Tao didn't stop, and continued: "There are actually internal channels in the eyes, ears, mouth and nose, for example, if your ears are suppurated, the pus will flow down the inner channel into your mouth, and that thing has a delicious taste." ”
"Don't say it! It's disgusting! ”
"Hey, you disgust me first." Gu Tao spread his hands: "Don't mess around with a scientist, your tolerance is far behind." ”
But after Gu Tao finished speaking, Xiaofeng didn't speak anymore, waiting for Zhengfeng to open the door for her with a cold face, while Gu Tao stood there and waited quietly, looking up and down at the beautiful girl in front of her.
"What do you see?"
"I'm analyzing the mucous membranes of your lips to see if you're black or pink."
Xiao Feng picked up the weapon in his hand and smashed it at Gu Tao, but the big array couldn't penetrate at all, this long whip hit the big array, and then bounced back and drew a blood mark on her hand, Xiao Feng was so angry that he breathed heavily: "If you fall into my hands one day, I will make you want to die." ”
"If you're going to fall into my hands one day, guess what?"
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and sneered, "It's up to you? ”
"Eh, did you wear standard work clothes for the last thirty-three days, but this one you wore, I saw a few people last time, all dressed like you."
"Get out, I don't want to talk to you, if this is not in Kunlun, I will definitely kill you."
"Then I'll ask you if you dare to add me on WeChat, and I'll give you a chance to kill me when I go outside."
"I'm afraid of you?" Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone: "I'll sweep you!" Don't play tricks! ”
Gu Tao smiled secretly, and when Xiaofeng's mobile phone scanned Gu Tao's QR code, all her chat records, text message messages, personal identity, daily location, Alipay, WeChat and other personal information entered Gu Tao's database.
Gu Tao whistled: "See you later, little beauty." ”