The Seventy-Seventh Punishment Days
As the old saying goes, a man doesn't walk without a head, and a bird doesn't fly without a head, but there is a living headless monster in the hole......
Judging from its strong chest and sturdy back, this headless monster seems to have grown out of human flesh, but what is puzzling is how he sees the world without a head? Without lips, teeth, and mouthpieces, how can he eat, drink, and speak?
Perhaps it was because they were terrified to the extreme that they got out of fear, and the four Mandrill brothers, who had collapsed to the ground, looked at the fierce headless villain in front of them, and in despair, they actually had great curiosity......
"Oh, big brother, what kind of monster is this? Isn't it a stone made of essence?" Zilai said tremblingly: "Presumably he is also here for the nest bird, but what can he do if he catches the nest bird, he doesn't even have a mouth, what will he eat?"
"Oh, fourth, I don't think this is like a stone into a spirit, but like a zombie!" Hongjian said tremblingly: "It must be that you accidentally hit a stone when you caught a nesting bird just now, and you alarmed the thousand-year-old corpse demon hiding in it......"
"Woo, the third brother has a point! When the earth shook just now, I seemed to hear someone say something 'three thousand years, the body is in a different place', it seems that it is this thousand-year-old corpse demon who speaks!" Bai Sheng's words obviously brought out a crying voice, "Woo, fourth, these brothers have been miserable by you, I have heard, as long as the corpse demon touches it, the living will immediately become zombies!"
"Oh, second, third, fourth, don't be afraid, in the eyes of the foolish brother, whether he is a stone or a zombie, he dares to spread wild in the time cave, he is the enemy of the Xingtian Master!"
Hearing Qingqi say this, Zilai, Hongjian and Bai Sheng's eyes all lit up, and they all gave him a thumbs up!
And Qingqi's words seemed to impress the headless monster, I saw him shake his shoulders, and suddenly opened a pair of bright eyes on his chest. Suddenly, two beams of light like lightning shot on the faces of the four mandrills, startling the four brothers to hurriedly cover their eyes with their hands!
To the surprise of the brothers, the two beams of light that fell on their faces, one hot and the other cold, gradually became warm and refreshing. Looking through the fingers, those deep and arrogant eyes, the left eye is red like the rising sun, and the right eye is white and bright like the moon!
And at some point, he opened a big mouth at the navel of his lower abdomen, and smiled at the four brothers with his yellow teeth, "Little friend, thank you for reminding you! You are four brothers, right? The old man looked at you a little familiar...... Take your hands away, why are ......you so shy! Your name is Qingqi, right...... Your name is Hongmi...... Your name is Bai Sheng...... You're the youngest, and your name is Zilai, aren't you?"
"Oh, my name is Zilai, how do you know our brother?" Seeing the headless monster's gentle attitude, Zilai simply got up from the ground, and took a few steps forward with the courage to say: "What my eldest brother said just now is right, you better leave this place quickly, wait for the Xingtian Master to come back in a while, you can't leave if you want to!"
"Is it, is that really that terrible?" said the Headless Monster, pretending to be horrified.
"Oh, you don't know, Xingtian Master is the number one god of war in the universe, and he wants to kill 100,000 heavenly soldiers back then and never return!" Zi Lai's eyes widened, and his face was full of reverence.
"Yes! If the Heavenly Punishment Master is really so powerful, I have to leave quickly! It doesn't matter if the nest bird is caught or not, it is important to escape!" The headless monster's tone became more and more humble, "You seem to be here for the empty bird, right? Then we can be considered like-minded! Why don't you make friends, get a companion, and leave the time cave together?"
"Woo, let's leave together......" Zilai's heart trembled, "No, no, our brothers can't leave for the time being!"
"Aren't you afraid of the Heavenly Warrior?" said the headless monster with some trepidation.
"Oh, of course we're not afraid!" Zilai rolled his eyes and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Let me tell you the truth, our brothers are Xingtian masters...... Newly accepted disciples, my teacher, accompanied by my uncle Xiaoyaozi Daxian, went to Shangqing Heaven to listen to Yuan Shi Tianzun's talk about the Mixed Yuan Dao Fruit, and we stayed to guard the Cave Mansion! Just now we observed for a long time, and we didn't look like a bad person, so we advised you to leave quickly!"
"You turned out to be the disciples of the Heavenly Punishment Master!" The headless monster said with great interest, "Then do you guys have any skills?"
"Woo, we don't have any other skills, we just can sing mountain songs!" Zilai blinked, looked at the brothers on the left and right, and smiled.
"What kind of skill is it to be able to sing mountain songs?" the headless monster seemed a little disdainful.
"Oh, friend, don't you know, our brothers' singing voices are like heaven!" Qingqi quickly explained.
"Woo, let you get carried away after listening to it, and you can't stop!" "Woo, fluttering like a fairy, boundless happiness!" Bai Sheng and Hongjian also hurriedly beat the side drum.
"Is it really so good?" said the headless monster very eagerly, "Then you should sing it quickly, and let the old man feast his ears!"
"Oh, then you can listen carefully, eldest brother, second brother, third brother, let's work hard and sing mountain songs together!" With Zilai's shouting, the four brothers stood in the shape of fans and sang to the headless monster......
"Woo, green up, clear air when ......"
"Woo, Bai Sheng, Bai Yunsheng is ......"
"Woo, red see, red sun first see ......"
"Woo, purple come, purple air comes from the east......"
The four brothers sang in unison, and the four echoes echoed in the time cave, and for a while, the singing was loud and deafening!
Look at the headless monster again, it seems to have lost its mind, and is staggering, dancing the axe and shield in a daze......
Suddenly, the headless monster was mixed with garlic under his feet, and he almost fell, and the shield he was holding in his left hand flew out!
Suddenly, the shield that seemed to be the size of a half-pulled table drew a wonderful arc in the air, and it turned into a gorgeous brocade more than a foot long and half a person wide, quickly wrapping the four mandrills that shook their heads and were triumphant!
Hey, this brocade wrap is quite playful, and the four brothers are swept up in it, shoulder to shoulder, back to back, with their heads exposed on top and their feet below, rubbing around, unable to move!
"Hahaha......" Seeing this, the headless monster stopped dancing and laughed loudly, "People don't hurt the tiger, but the tiger harms people's hearts!" The old man wanted to make friends with you, but you didn't know how to raise it, so why did you use tricks to harm the old man?"
"Oh, old friend, you misunderstood, we're having fun with you!" said Zilaipi with a smile.
"Are you kidding?
"Woo, do you know all about ecstasy?" Zilai exclaimed: "Woo, big brother, we're finished, the spell was broken by him......"
"Oh, big brother, let's be self-defeating, but we are bound by it, will he kill us!" Hongmi said in a trembling voice.
"Oh, big brother, I still want to live forever, I don't want to die!" Bai Sheng cried "wow".
"Oh, second brother, why are you crying? Don't forget, a few of us are now disciples of the Xingtian Master, and we don't dare to do anything to this headless monster!" Qingqi said through gritted teeth.
"Haha, you have a hard mouth, and you dare to talk nonsense when you are dying!" The headless monster had a fierce light in his eyes, and said viciously: "To tell you the truth, the old man is Xingtian, when did the old man accept a few of you nameless rats as apprentices?"
"Oh, big brother, did you hear it, he said he was a torturer!"
"Oh, big brother, these years bragging about not paying taxes, and there is another counterfeit!"
"Oh, big brother, after we died, Lord Yama asked us who killed us, and we didn't know!
"Oh, brothers, it's really unreasonable, if we dare to pretend to be the apprentice of Xingtian Master, he will dare to pretend to be Xingtian Master himself......"
The four mandrills howled hoarsely and desperately......
"Shut up for me......" The headless monster was annoyed, and shook it lightly at the four brothers with a big axe, which frightened the brothers and quickly stopped their sorrows!
"The land of the mountain gods will all roll out......" The headless monster thought of a spell, but in an instant, dozens of immortals of different ages and fat, young and old, poured out of the time cave.
"The Xingtian master is above, and the little gods are courteous!" There was a slender black-faced mountain god who led a group of mountain gods to bow to Xingtian.
"Let's!" Xing Tian said to the black-faced mountain: "Li Xing, how many years have you been here to Potouling?"
"Tell the priest that the little god has been here for almost three thousand years. The mountain god Li Xing said respectfully.
"Three thousand years......," Xing Tian sighed, "Before I knew it, the old man had spent three thousand springs and autumns in the Time Cave. I remember the last time I called you to come was five hundred years ago, when a 'buzzing' quiet division suddenly came from Feilai Peak, which disturbed me!"
"That quiet division has returned to Heaven last fall, presumably your old man's ears are much cleaner!" Li Xing said with a smile.
"Pure fart! Recently, I heard that a guy named Xiaoyaozi is pretending to be my junior brother, swaggering and deceiving everywhere, and ruining my reputation!" Xingtian's eyes shone brightly, staring at Li Xing and asking: "Do you know this Xiaoyaozi? Could it be that your protagonist is secretly doing evil!"
"Wronged, Xingtian Master, my family Li Tianwang moved to Feilai Peak back then, covering the entrance of the Guangyin Cave, really to let your old man have a cleaner place, so that you can penetrate the heavenly machine faster......" Li Xing quickly knelt on the ground, and said with a change of face: "As for this Xiaoyaozi, the little god has heard a little, I heard that he is the protector of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, and he is specially ...... for catching nesting birds."