Section 3: Negative Reviews
What's the situation?
I thought about it for a while, and I quickly figured out why. I can't hit him, and he can't hit me! After all, the jumping ghost is a spirit, and it has no Taoism, so it can't cause physical damage!
Thinking of this, I instantly came to confidence! Anyway, I was too tired to run, so I simply stood there and said earnestly: "Brother, since you are dead, you should have been reincarnated as soon as possible, why harm people here?" This kind of behavior is not right, and I am going to give you a bad review. ”
The jumping ghost hit a few more times, found that it was in vain, stopped his hand and asked, "Which eye can you see the ghost?" ”
"Right eye." I hugged my shoulders and replied contemptuously.
He didn't say a word, he struck me in the right eye with his fist, and I stood there motionless, with an expression like he was coming to hit me.
But the next second it was tragic, he actually hit me! I felt a blow in my right eye, and my mind went blank!
Covering my eyes, I was jumping in pain!
The jumping ghost withdrew his fist and asked, "Do you know why it hit you?" ”
I shook my head blankly.
"Because you can see ghosts in your right eye, it's a psychic eye, it's normal to hit you!" As he spoke, he punched me twice in the right eye: "Didn't you give a bad review?" You can't be more arrogant! ”
My eyes are bruised! hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big brother, I was wrong! I give good reviews! Isn't it okay to give a good review? ”
"It's late! Say! Why are you trying to provoke me? ”
I hurriedly told the story one by one, and then said with a sad face: "I am also innocent, let me go!" ”
The jumping ghost thought for a while and asked, "You just said that you learned how to see ghosts from a notebook?"
I nodded again and again: "That's right, that notebook is called "Records of Demon Subjugation in the Past Dynasties of Niumen"."
"Hand over the notes~I'll let you go~"
How can this work? The notes were picked up, and I have to return them to the female classmates after the school starts! How can it be considered a quid pro quo? A righteous gentleman would not do such a thing! So I said with a sad face: "Deal!!"
I don't want that either! But the situation is stronger than people! If it weren't for the damn Master Jiang selling fake talismans, he wouldn't have fallen to this point!
I thought about it for a moment and continued: "The notes can be given to you, but there is one condition, you must let Grandma Chen's grandson go!"
"Yes~I'm only interested in notes~" The jumping ghost said gloomily.
"Okay, then you can come with me." With that, I led him home. Comfort yourself as you walk. Although the notes were picked up, they could save the lives of two people, and what could be more precious than human lives?
Just go and apologize to the female classmate after the start of school!
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Because I was beaten into a panda eye, I attracted a lot of attention along the way, and I also realized a serious problem, how can I bring the jumping ghost home? What if I get entangled in the future? But now I can't go back, I can only rush hard.
When I walked back downstairs, I suddenly found an ugly ghost standing at the door of the unit, and I was stunned and stopped.
This ugly ghost is the one I saw yesterday afternoon! Half of the head is missing, and it looks very scary! And my actions alarmed him. He turned around and said gloomily: "You can really see me~"
I made a slot on the spot! This is really a wave of unsettled, wave after wave! The thing of the jumping ghost is not over yet, and he is especially troubled with an ugly ghost! It's going to me!
Taking a deep breath, I decided to deal with the jumper first, so I didn't answer, just walked through his body and returned home.
But who knew that the ugly ghost also followed! Fortunately, my mother is not at home, I should have gone out to buy vegetables, otherwise I would have to ask questions again when I saw my bear-like appearance. I don't care, but there are two ghosts behind me! I am willing to listen to my mother's nagging, but that doesn't mean they are willing too!
Back in the bedroom, I found the notebook from the shelf, threw it to the jumper, and said, "This is what you want." ”
As soon as I threw it out, I realized that something was wrong, he was a ghost! Without a physical entity, it's impossible to catch notes! What a reckless move! I don't know if he'll go crazy!
Just when I was worried, something even more incredible happened! I saw that the moment the note hit the jumping ghost, the golden light was released! The jumping ghost screamed and flew out! Roll into the corner!
The note landed on the ground with a soft 'snap' sound.
After that, the whole room fell silent!
Treasure! Unexpectedly, this notebook with a floral pattern turned out to be a treasure! It's not Master Jiang's kind of pit daddy talisman! After the jumping ghost was hit by the golden light, his soul became more transparent, as if it would dissipate at any time, obviously suffering a heavy blow!
At this time, he floated in the corner, his eyes full of resentment: "You dare to plot against me, I want your whole family to die well!" With that, he walked through the wall and disappeared without a trace, and it was too late to explain!
"Huh? Big Brother ......"
It's too bad, it's a big disaster!
Just when I felt helpless, the ugly ghost spoke to the side.
"I can help you, as long as you agree to one condition."
I don't want to deal with ghosts anymore! So he replied angrily: "No! If you stay away from me, I'll burn high incense! ”
The ugly ghost did not leave, but continued: "I will not force you, you are holding a note, and the jumping ghost does not dare to approach, but what about your family? Do you want to live in fear all the time? ”
"But how can I trust you?"
The ugly ghost floated to the window, looked outside, and said, "I have been here for seven years, and if I tried to harm you, you would have died long ago." Tell me, how did you suddenly see a ghost? You didn't have that ability before. ”
I could only tell the story again, and after hearing this, the ugly ghost nodded his half-headed head: "I see, you learned the method of opening your yin eyes from your notes, that is to say, the girl who lost the notes is not simple."
I had a bitter look on my face: "Can you stop studying girls?" The jumping ghost is going to take revenge on me! ”
"Don't worry, he's seriously injured and can't run far, I'll be able to catch him back in minutes."
I thought about it for three seconds and finally decided, "Deal!" What do you want me to agree to? ”
"Simple, tell me who I am." With that, the ugly ghost also floated out through the wall.
I froze in place, my mouth opened slightly, and my heart said that this question is too profound, who are you, how can I know how to go!
This ghost Nyima is sick, right? Ran out of a psychiatric hospital before his death? Thinking of this, I hurriedly picked up the notes on the ground and wiped them carefully, this thing can seriously injure the jumping ghost, so I must take good care of it!
Since the ugly ghost said that he would come back in a few minutes, I kept squatting in the room and waiting, and at eight o'clock in the evening, the ugly ghost finally floated back with the jumping ghost.
I sat on the floor, already piled up with bags of snacks, and I burped and picked my teeth with a toothpick and asked, "That's what you mean by minutes?" ”
The ugly ghost shook only half of his head: "There was an accident, otherwise I would have come back early." ”
I became interested, threw the toothpick aside, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"How so...... There was more than one jumping ghost, and when I caught up with it, I found that there were three jumping ghosts with the same appearance, and they were triplets. It took a lot of effort to catch all three. ”
"Didn't you mean triplets? What about the other two? ”
The ugly ghost slapped his face: "Come in!" ”
As soon as the words fell, two more ghosts floated in, and sure enough, as the ugly ghost said, these three goods looked exactly the same! There are four ghosts gathered in my room!
I opened a can of Coke and asked, "What the hell is going on?" How can there be three jumping ghosts? ”
"Let him speak for himself."
During the day, the jumping ghost was still high, but at this time, his figure was dim, looking at me with jealous eyes. He snorted coldly: "Just say it!" In fact, we are quintaplets, born into a martial arts family! One day, the third brother had a whim and wanted to verify what kind of realm he had practiced his iron head skills, so he jumped from the top of the building, and the result was ...... The rescue was ineffective, and he knelt. ”
The jumping ghost showed a look of memory: "The news of the third brother's death soon spread, and everyone in the rivers and lakes thought that the third brother was a fool. The fourth brother was angry, and he also jumped down from the building, wanting to prove that his iron cloth shirt was not in vain! Outcome...... Also kneeling. ”
I opened my mouth slightly: "So you're the fifth?" You also jumped off the roof? The third brother is iron-headed, and the fourth brother is iron-clothed...... Are you the Golden Bell Jar? ”
The jumping ghost had a look of shame on his face: "No! I'm Iron Crotch Gong! ”
Burst!
After hearing this, I sprayed Coke all over the floor! Iron crotch gong also learns to jump off the building, if you don't die, who will die?
These three brothers are simply mad!
Wiping the Coke from the corner of my mouth, I continued to ask, "What about your eldest brother and second brother?" Also jumped off the building and died? ”
"Nope! They are alive! The fifth brother said excitedly: "My eldest brother is practicing the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, and the second brother is a great shift!" ”
"I guess the two of them won't survive if they jump." At this time, with the support of the ugly ghost, coupled with the notes, I was full of confidence, and I was not afraid of these three stupid ghosts with holes in the brain, so I held a toothpick, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "You three listen, I don't want to make enemies with you, this matter will end here, don't pester me in the future." If you agree, you're good to go. ”
Triplets, you look at me, I look at you, while drifting towards the window.
Just as they were about to leave, the ugly ghost suddenly spoke: "Stop! No one can go! ”
Fertile trough? What's going on? If you don't let me go, will you live in my house?
I knew that ugly ghosts were unreliable!
Just as I put my hand into my arms and was about to throw him to death with my notes, he looked at me and said, "Although these three ghosts are still shallow, they are very special and can bring you great help......