290, it's okay if you can't die.
There is really no way, there is really no way, and now there is a paradox, returning to the modern era can use the method of particle decomposition to disintegrate the weird refresh mechanism on Wen Ying's body, but the premise is that Gu Tao can return to the modern era, but if he can return to the modern era, it means that the woman in front of him has been hung up, and there is no need for him to disintegrate.
So under the influence of the paradox, he can neither return to modern times now, nor can he die when he hears the baby.
So the solution is really no way, but what kind of person is Gu Tao, he is weak and helpless, but a thief can beep, in order to survive, he even tried to establish an emotional bond with this terrible sister Wen, and how to establish, of course, rely on his mouth, tell stories, tell jokes.
Although Wenying has gone through thousands of years, her emotional system has degraded a lot, but how can she withstand the various small stories and small jokes created by sand sculpture netizens in the era of information explosion in later generations, so even if her emotional performance is not exaggerated, her smile has never receded.
She held her cheeks and looked at Gu Tao dancing on the other side of the fire, the firelight reflected her face red, but her ordinary face seemed calm and comfortable at this time, and actually showed a moving demeanor.
"I had a friend go to buy a starling before, as soon as he entered the door, he pointed to a starling and asked how much the bird was, and then someone replied that he said one hundred wen, he said I wanted it, but then there was another person who said three hundred wen, my friend was not convinced, so he shouted five hundred wen, both of them seemed to have lost their temper, the price of this starling has been to five yuan, my friend still bought the starling for the sake of face, he felt unwilling, carrying the starling to the back room and shouting, 'boss, Will this starling speak', and then he watched the starling and said, otherwise who do you think is shouting at you? ”
Wen Ying snorted and laughed: "Your friend is really stupid." ”
"Isn't it?" Gu Tao sighed: "It's the guy who fought with you, don't look at him like that, he's stupid." ”
Sister Wen pursed her lips and smiled, and the pear vortex at the corner of her mouth looked really interesting.
"By the way, Sister Wen, someone told you, are you particularly good-looking?"
"Me?" Wen Ying was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I was born with a mediocre appearance. ”
"No, no, absolutely not." Gu Tao tossed the fire with a stick: "You, you don't belong to the kind of person who is particularly stunning when you look at it, but the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is, the absolutely attractive type, which is the legendary wife's face." And you don't look the same as the people outside, your eyes are very soft, not like a bad person. ”
"Am I not bad enough?"
In fact, everything in the world is ever-changing, and only licking the dog is ever-changing. Don't say anything about smelling the baby, even if it's licking the baby, watching the baby, listening to the baby, touching the baby stacked together, isn't it just a lick, lick it all the way, lick her first and lose herself, and then everything is easy to do, what does the kitten say? Women are creatures of the moment, no matter what kind of girl she is, three years old, eight years old, eighty years old, one thousand eight hundred years old, as long as the licking is in place, everything is fine.
"You're bad." Gu Tao moved his position and brought his cold ass close to the fire: "If I were you, I would have collapsed eight hundred years earlier, what Chang'an, Luoyang, Handan, Chengdu, all the fires were lit." You are still just holding your eyes to usurp the throne and end the troubled times, I think you are already kind and disagreeable, you are a female bodhisattva. ”
"Little things." Wen Ying smiled, shook her head and ignored Gu Tao's nonsense.
But she didn't talk, it doesn't mean that Gu Tao thinks she has succeeded, a good licking dog must have a clear self-positioning, expansion is the first taboo, so he rubbed his hands: "Sister Wen, I'm not afraid of your jokes, if I want to be as big as you, I will definitely give up my life to pursue you, it's a big deal to be cut by your sword, and after reincarnation, it's a big deal to let you cut it again, anyway, you won't die, then I'll keep chasing, three lives and three lives are not enough, then nine lives and nine lives, be a cow and a horse." ”
"Be a cow and a horse?" Wen Ying asked, covering her mouth.
"Hmm......" Gu Tao nodded seriously: "As long as you give grass." ”
"You're all cows and horses, so I'm naturally going to give you grass."
Gu Tao couldn't help laughing, stood up and coughed: "Sister Wen, I'll go for convenience." ”
Wen Ying was stunned for a moment, and then looked to the side: "Go." ”
After he went out, he patted the trunk of the tree and laughed for three minutes, this advantage is really cool, Gu Tao said at the beginning, the reason why the girls on the earth are pure and lovely is because they will not make a dialectical question because of a sentence, and the ancient earth girls are even more so, this kind of joke with color, Gu Tao really doesn't dare to open it with Sister Tifa, and will be scolded. Even if they tell the six sons, not only will they not laugh, but they will say a more yellow one and scold them back.
But the ancient young lady is pure, and if she says that she gives grass, she really gives grass, and she cooperates quite well.
After laughing enough, Gu Tao returned to the cave, he shook off the rain on his body, and said in his mouth: "The rain outside is really heavy, if it goes on like this, Weishui will flood." ”
He was halfway through his words, but found that Wen Ying was tilting his head and looking at him in surprise, Gu Tao blinked his eyes: "Sister Wen, why are you looking at me like this?" ”
"...... you" Wen Ying asked lightly, "Why don't you go." ”
"Huh?"
Gu Tao was also stunned, and he didn't understand what Wen Ying meant for a while, but in an instant, he came to his senses, Wen Ying was planning to let him go......
"If you don't go, you can't go, I'm going to go back sooner or later, so stay with you before I go back." Gu Tao took off his wet coat and hung it by the fire: "Sister Wen, let me ask you, why are you preparing to seize power?" ”
"Tell the truth?"
"Whatever." Gu Tao said casually while roasting his clothes: "It's okay to tell a lie, it's cruel to force people to tell the truth." ”
Wen Ying didn't seem to care what Gu Tao said, but just laughed: "Because I want the unparalleled rights in the world, and then help me find a way to let me die." ”
"It's like Qin Shi Huang looking for an elixir." Gu Tao shook off his clothes and looked at Wen Ying: "Sister Wen, did you only think about the road of death?" ”
"Huh?" Wen Ying was stunned for a moment: "What else can be done?" ”
"Actually, immortality is not a bad thing, although it is not a good thing." Gu Tao picked up a piece of bamboo from the side and drank a sip of the water inside: "The torture it gives people is mainly psychological, you look at those goblins and ghosts, which one is not thousands of years and tens of thousands of years of life, how did they survive?" ”
"People are not plants."
"Well, human beings are social creatures, and it is too difficult to live in the world without desires and without fighting. It's harder than immortality itself. Gu Tao sighed: "So it is impossible for people to be like goblins, saying that they will sleep for hundreds of years, and if they say they will fake their death, they will fake their deaths for hundreds of years, people are obsessed." ”
"Hmm." Wen Ying held his cheeks: "Obsession." ”
"In the world, you can't suffer if you ask for it, you can get it and lose it, you can see it too thoroughly, you are alone, you are bitter, you are bitter in the snow, and the sugar is just a little bit, it is enough to eat for decades, and the days to come will be bitter." Gu Tao draped the dried clothes on his body: "So Sister Wen, you smile so little, it's because you're too bitter." ”
"You know." Wen Ying showed a shallow smile: "Your mouth is too powerful, I don't know how many girls will spoil your hands." ”
"Including Sister Wen?"
Wen Ying raised her eyes and looked at Gu Tao.
"Sorry, I was offended." Gu Tao stuck out his tongue: "Let's go back to the original topic, if there is no way to kill physically, then try to change mentally." ”
Gu Tao's words made Wen Ying raise his head and look at him, waiting for his follow-up words.
"You see, since your body will always be resurrected, and it will always remain at this age, then why don't we go against the sky, I said before, this situation is simply a multi-dimensional disturbance, at worst, it is a multiverse interference at the plane level, a cosmic-level ability, except for the legendary first-class civilization, in fact, no one can have a good way to solve it, unless you kill all of you in countless multiverses, you will never die. But let's switch to a more alternative solution, which may not cure the root cause, but at least it will make you less painful. ”
Wen Ying thought about it, and probably thought that it was better to treat the symptoms than nothing, so she nodded silently and agreed with Gu Tao's words.
"There is no means in this world that can kill you, but there can be means to make you forget everything before." Gu Tao thought for a while: "It's like adding an alarm clock to your brain, and when the time comes, clean up your memory, just like cleaning up the garbage, this cleaning process will make you fall into suspended animation, and fake death should not cause your rebirth, and according to the standard of your resurrection, if this thing will not cause you harm, you will be resurrected with it when you die and resurrect." Right? ”
Wen Ying nodded.
"Then you understand. But it's hard to do, and I don't have any equipment right now to complete this kind of alarm clock that is somewhere between hurt and no harm, so I need an arcane artifact to help you. Gu Tao thought for a while: "Where are the most treasures?" ”
"Kunlun Mountain."
Gu Tao suddenly covered his chest: "Eldest sister...... We can't beat it. ”
"yes, I can't beat it."
"What about toxins...... Toxins can't be used, they will be rejected by you, so they must be in kind, which is really troublesome. ”
"Can you make it? I have experienced all kinds of laws, and I know a thing or two about the magic in the world. ”
"Okay, I'll give it a try." Gu Tao touched his chin: "The difficulty is still very high, system engineering is not a joke, if only my simple repair kit was still there, I really can't manually frustrate nano-level things." No matter, I'll build the theory first, but ...... Can you give me a stable environment, this is not a good place. ”
"Okay."
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Wen Ying is really a resolute woman, she braved the rain to bring Gu Tao back to Chang'an City that afternoon, and then locked him in a room and guarded it personally, no one else could get in or out. Now don't let Wen Ying let Gu Tao go, even if someone comes to kidnap Gu Tao, she has to fight with others.
"What do you need?"
"Paper, lots of paper. Carbon strips, I need a pen, the brush is too inefficient. ”
Wen Ying quickly prepared all the things Gu Tao needed, and Gu Tao also began to calculate frantically for his own homecoming, although there is no construction equipment now, but at least the theory must be built, this project is not simpler than designing a spaceship from scratch.
First of all, to design a robot implanted in Wenying's brain, there are three requirements, the first is not to have a negative impact on her daily life, the second is to have a timed memory elimination function, and the third is long-term. Then there are probably tens of thousands of problems to be solved, such as energy problems, damage to the body, neuronal segmentation problems, etc., this is simply a new topic.
Although Gu Tao usually looks like a hooligan, but once he really works, he is an out-and-out workaholic, two days and two nights of non-stop calculations, sketching, scribbling and changing, not eating or drinking, when Wen Ying brought him food on the morning of the third day, he found that he was holding his arms, staring out of the window in a daze with red eyes.
"When I see those high-ranking officials irritable, they will ask a few maidservants to vent for him, if you want it, I will find it for you."
Gu Tao didn't seem to hear Wen Ying's words, but silently turned his head to look at Wen Ying's head, like a demon stunned.
Being stared at like this, Wen Ying was actually a little worried, she felt like a fish on a chopping board, and Gu Tao was like a cook.
"Sister Wen, you won't die, will you? I'm not afraid of pain, right? ”
"Hmm."
"I may need your cooperation when the time comes, and I will dissect you." Gu Tao stared at Wen Ying, his eyes were red like a ghost, otherwise the design would not fit your skull: "I want to understand your complete body structure." ”
"Okay." Wen Ying didn't even hesitate: "I gave myself to you." ”
"Hmm." Gu Tao stretched out his hand to Wen Ying: "I also want to be able to go home for myself, we cooperate happily." ”
"What do you need?"
"Rulers, sharp knives, bone saws...... Well, wine, a lot of wine. Gu Tao looked at Wen Ying: "Before you start, you have to get drunk." ”
"Why?"
"Normal people will go crazy when they see their brains being dissected and their internal organs taken out."
Wen Ying thought about it and suddenly laughed: "Okay." ”
As a cult leader who holds almost all the rights of the Tang Dynasty, she has unimaginable resources in her hands, and soon the things that Gu Tao wants have been prepared, all the things are presented beyond the specifications, which is very useful, and Gu Tao chose the location of the dissection in a hidden basement, which is illuminated by spells.
"Sister Wen, you can get yourself drunk tonight." Gu Tao rubbed his nose: "You will probably be reborn at dawn, so I have to move quickly." Also, to find something with a ruler, I need to measure accurately. ”