Xia Xiaoyu had two drops of sweat on his forehead, and said lightly: "I'm divorced." ”

Alas! It would be nice if there was a WeChat.,It's all known in the fart big thing group as soon as you send a circle of friends and broadcast it.,What's the need to see someone explain once.,Today she just said divorce three times.,It's too difficult.。

Brother Kun got straight to the point and only said the main point: "I heard that you can cry the dead alive, and someone invited you to cry for a funeral." ”

The misunderstanding is a bit deep! "I don't have that ability." She just wanted to sell the pork, "By the way, do you want pork for the funeral?" Sell it to you cheaply, one pound at a time. "As long as you can sell out the pork quickly, you can make less money if you make less money, and you don't have to be entangled with horse butchers.

Brother Kun still only said the point: "Didn't Li Zhaoqing of Qinglong Temple just let you cry back?" It's okay if you're not in your mind, I'll take you there anyway, and you just have to cry when you get there. By the way, it was the longest-lived old lady in Qingyun Town who died, Aunt Wu. ”

After Brother Kun finished speaking, he came to pull her.

Xia Xiaoyu hurriedly shook off his hand: "Don't go." ”

Brother Kun was a little anxious: "Don't you crazy people love to cry, why don't you go again?" ”

"Li Zhaoqing was released by Lord Yama, and he has nothing to do with me." Xia Xiaoyu Road.

"It doesn't matter, Aunt Wu's children named you to cry." Brother Kun only thought that she was neurotic and couldn't make sense, so he came to pull her again.

Xia Xiaoyu was very stubborn: "Don't do it!" ”

It's weird! Brother Kun really couldn't pull her, so he had to ask, "Why don't you go?" ”

"I can't cry!" She can't violate the laws of nature with a clear conscience.

Brother Kun didn't care at all: "It's okay if you can't cry!" Aunt Wu's child just wanted to make the funeral pompous, I heard that you made Li Zhaoqing cry alive, so I asked you to cry by name, just to be auspicious and filial, and I don't complain about you if I cry. ”

"Not to mention it!" It's not uncommon for her to do things that make people stinky feet.

"It's not for you to cry in vain." Brother Kun hurriedly said.

Want to bribe her? "What's the benefit?"

I can't imagine that a madman can also talk about conditions! Brother Kun smiled and said generously: "Take care of your meal." ”

Xia Xiaoyu glanced at him: "You can go by yourself." ”

"What do you mean?" Brother Kun felt that he had been scolded.

"It's boring!" Xia Xiaoyu squatted down to sell pork again, "If you don't buy pork, let's go." ”

Brother Kun saw that he couldn't move her, so he had to take a step back: "Forget it, I'll be in charge and give you some money." ”

"How much?" It's not that she was moved, but she simply wants to know how much a crying scene here is worth.

Brother Kun raised a finger: "1 piece." ”

It's cheap! The crying scene is also very sad, is the liver, lungs, spleen, stomach and kidneys good? It's also very sad, okay? What is 1 dollar enough? It's not enough to replenish the kidneys and benefit the qi.

Xia Xiaoyu wanted to reject him in one bite, but he was afraid that he would not be entangled, so he said coldly: "100 is not a counteroffer." ”

There was a burst of laughter around: "How can this madman be so good at money?" Brother Kun, if she doesn't go, you beat her up, and she goes. ”

Brother Kun raised his hand: "To go?" I'm going to beat you up if you don't go. ”

Xia Xiaoyu raised the kitchen knife for cutting pork: "You try." ”

Brother Kun smiled: "Playing with you, can't I beat you up and bully you, you wait, I'll go back and ask." He said to the horse butcher again, "Old Ma, don't mess with her, you drove her away, I'm not done with you, this is the Wu family's business, you dare to make trouble and see how I clean you up." ”

Xia Xiaoyu continued to sell pork.

There wasn't much meat either, and it was sold out in a while.

When he was about to close the stall, Brother Kun came back again: "Go, come with me, Wu Jiatu is auspicious and filial and willing to pay." ”