Chapter 497: Stupid people are contagious
Hearing Ji Jinyan's words, Lu Li on the other end of the phone was a little confused, what is going on? What does it mean to have no old love?
He didn't care so much, and said indignantly: "Don't tell me that you are in love with two women at the same time!" ”
Ji Jinyan frowned tightly, and after Yu Yu spit out a sentence of "idiot", he seemed to remember something, "By the way, I accidentally sent the wrong message." ”
Lu Li was stunned again, "What's the matter with me?" ”
Ji Jinyan glanced at Lu Xingchen, and a dark light crossed his eyes, "What if I said that I accidentally sent that message to my aunt, that is, your mother's mobile phone?" ”
The simple and pitiful classmate Lu Li on the other end of the phone was stunned, and his heart trembled for no reason, "You...... What did you post? ”
Ji Jinyan's voice was light, and his tone was light, "Oh, I didn't send anything." The text message was meant to be sent to Xiaowei, and I told her that you have returned to China, so that she can have time to entertain your cousin. Who knew if you accidentally sent it to your mother. By the way, she doesn't seem to know that she has returned to China, right? ”
Lu Li sneaked back to China this time, and he didn't discuss it with his family at all, if it wasn't for Ji Jinyan accidentally bumping into him last time, he wouldn't have known that he was back.
Listening to the words of the Great Demon King Ji, Lu Li was almost angry and cried, and his hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly.
Pitifully accused: "Who believes that you are careless!" You must have done it on purpose! ”
He said that Ji Jinyan was a scheming demon king! This little trick makes that a handy! even secretly ran to leak his whereabouts to his mommy, can he still be cousins who love each other?!
Ji Jinyan only raised her eyebrows lightly, noncommittal, "Whether I did it on purpose or not, there is only one question in front of you now, how to explain to your mother that you are returning to China without him." ”
Lu Li said bitterly: "Dear cousin, you will help me, right?" ”
Ji Jinyan sneered lightly: "Why should I help you?" ”
Help someone who always speaks ill of him behind his back and scolds him for being a scumbag, is he stupid?
"There's nothing else to do, just hang up first." Putting down the words in a cold voice, Ji Jinyan didn't wait for a response from there, so he cut off the call directly.
Lu Xingchen, who had been silently watching Lu Li being beaten by the president: "......"
It's terrible, it's too scheming, it's too dark.
I finally know why Lu Li wants to say that he is the big demon king, I always feel that Lu Li is stupid and sweet, ah no, it should be that Lu Li is pitiful, and he has been bullied by the black-bellied Ji Jinyan before.
Distressed for three seconds.
"What? Silly? Ji Jinyan cut off the call and was about to hand the phone back to the girl, when she saw the girl looking at her with a stunned expression and a ...... expression It's kind of silly.
Lu Xingchen came back to his senses, blinked his eyes, and looked innocent, "President, did you really just accidentally send the wrong message to Lu Li's motherfuck just now?" ”
Ji Jinyan raised her eyebrows and asked lightly, "What do you think?"
Lu Xingchen: "......" I seriously suspect that you did it on purpose, but I have no evidence.
"Why did Lu Li secretly hide it from his parents when he returned to China?" Lu Xingchen changed the topic, frowned, and asked puzzledly, "He is an adult, should his parents not allow him to return to China alone?" ”
Ji Jinyan didn't know what to think, his eyes as deep as a cold pool slid through a circle of ripples very quickly, and his voice was faint, "That's their family matter, I don't want to ask." It's just that," he paused and said, "Don't get too close to Lu Li in the future."
"Why?" She looked puzzled again.
Why can't you get too close to Lu Li?
Although Lu Li is sometimes quite guilty and often makes her half angry, Lu Xingchen can feel that Lu Li treats her really well, and most of the time, he treats her like a sister.
Therefore, although Lu Li looks stupid and sweet, Lu Xingchen wants to be close to him from the bottom of his heart.
Ji Jinyan's throat moved slightly, and after a while, he said in a slightly calm voice: "Because stupid people are contagious."
Lu Xingchen: "......"
"Someone is stupid in the first place, if people are infected again, I am afraid that they will be even more stupid in the future." He hooked the corners of his lips slightly, held her hand without a needle and gently kneaded it in the palm of his hand, teasing lightly.
Lu Xingchen: "......!!!"
She pretended to be angry and tried to break free of her hand from his palm, but although the strength of someone's hand was not heavy, she couldn't pull it back.
Classmate Lu glared at him with slight disgust, "Didn't you say that stupid people are contagious?" ”
"Huh?" He raised an eyebrow.
She gestured to the two of them with her eyes, and her tone was cold: "For the sake of President Ji's future, and for Yan's long-term development, President Lord, don't hold my hand, lest I infect you into a stupid person." I can't afford this pot! ”
He smiled when he heard this, and there was a little glimmer in his eyes, all of which were soft smiles, "Holding hands is not contagious." ”
Lu Xingchen raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Holding hands is not contagious, so ...... What about this......"
As soon as she finished speaking, she endured the pain in her body and sat up straight suddenly, and kissed him on the lips with a "poof" while the man was unprepared.
In the next second, Ji Jinyan hadn't even recovered from the girl's sneak attack, when she heard the little girl gasp "hiss", and complained in a dumb voice: "It's really painful, when will my little broken body recover?"
She feels that her flirtatious path will be challenged like never before because of her injuries!
Ji Jinyan's face changed suddenly, "Idiot! Have you forgotten that you are still injured? Don't want to get better?! ”
He leaned closer to her as he spoke, frowning to examine her injuries and make sure he hadn't ripped them open.
was about to open her mouth to teach a restless person, but unexpectedly let her seize the opportunity again, gently biting his lip, and her voice was slurred, "Hmm...... It's just the right distance and it doesn't hurt......"
“……”
Ji Jinyan's eyes suddenly deepened, he took a deep breath, and used the greatest self-control in his life to push her away, his voice was terrifyingly low, "You are a little broken body now, don't provoke her easily." ”
He hadn't forgotten that the two of them had only kissed for more than ten seconds before, and she couldn't breathe.
Lu Xingchen: "......"
Just say it! Her injuries will definitely be a stumbling block on her flirtatious path!
However, it is better for her to be able to kiss Fang Ze than to be able to just watch it, which is better than nothing to do.
She suddenly remembered something, and smiled slyly, "President Ji, holding hands is not contagious, so kissing can always be contagious, right?" Let me see if the president has been infected with stupidity? ”
As she spoke, she deliberately stretched out her hand without a needle and made a mess on the man's handsome face.
He reluctantly grabbed her troublesome hand, held it in his palm again, kneaded it gently, and hooked his lips as if smiling: "No."