Chapter 33: The Bet
The green end of this side, heavy dark green, the stone is also like the skin, but in the middle of this inkstone is a snow-white full moon stone seal, the middle of the yellow veins are a little, like a moon hanging in the western sky, white clouds cover the moon. A few knives next to it carved out the pine forest hill, which is really ingenious.
Even people like Sheng Rujin, who are not fond of literature and fun, can't put it down.
It is conceivable that these two inkstones were born, even if the people of Qingsongshan committed a major case of decapitation, there were people who snatched the heads of these two inkstones.
Sheng Rujin's expression fell into the small eyes of the people of Qingsong Mountain.
He laughed: "These two inkstones were finally obtained by me after looking for the entire Cold Mountain." If you are destined, I will give you one. If not, please go back. ”
Sheng Rujin felt a pity in his heart.
Just send one!
It's stingy!
You must know that this inkstone will definitely be worth 10,000 gold in a few months!
The two inkstones are tens of thousands of taels of snowflake silver. Although she is the eldest lady of the Zuo Xiangfu, and her father Sheng Yuming also loves her on weekdays, she is still a concubine after all, and there are not many examples.
In addition, she was young before she was reborn, and she didn't know how to save some private money, so she wanted to make a windfall to improve her life now.
Sheng Rujin asked: "How can it be regarded as fate?"
Qingsongshan touched his messy beard and thought for a long time: "That's it." I don't want to test your pedantic writing. You just have to find a way to make me laugh and have fun. ”
Sheng Rujin frowned and looked at the Qingsong Mountain people.
"Is it okay to do anything?"
The Qingsong Mountain man smiled and said, "Yes." But don't touch me. The old man is a monk, and men and women do not kiss each other. ”
your monks!
Sheng Rujin glanced at the wine bottle next to him with disdain.
Qingsong Mountain people said: "Female donor, don't look at Lao Ke as a monk of wine and meat, as the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart." The old man's heart to the Buddha can be learned from heaven and earth......"
Sheng Rujin interrupted him and asked, "Is it really okay to laugh out loud?"
Qingsongshan nodded: "Exactly!"
He added: "Don't look at the old man's usual smile and grin, but he is not a person when he is serious." ”
"What's that?"
The people of Qingsong Mountain immediately sat up straight with their knees crossed, and their faces were solemn: "That's the gods and Buddhas in the world!" Donor, don't you think the old man looks like it?"
Get lost!
Sheng Rujin almost blurted out.
In her previous life, she had never seen the living treasure of Qingsongshan, no wonder the emperor was so angry that he almost ordered his head to be cut off, and no wonder Qingsongshanren ran to the emperor to curry favor with him, and coaxed the old man of the emperor to happily seal him a gold-lettered signboard of an imperial craftsman.
If this Qingsongshan person doesn't have brain convulsions, he will definitely not accept it, and it is impossible for him to operate like this.
Sheng Rujin looked at the serious Qingsong Mountain people in front of him.
I have to say that the people of Qingsongshan are really serious...... Not people.
Actually a little ...... on his face Buddha?
Sheng Rujin took a closer look at it and quickly rejected his thoughts.
Where is the Buddha's light, it is obvious that he hasn't washed his face for a long time, and the oil on his face is just shiny.
When the people of Qingsong Mountain are not smiling, they are really a little bluffing. Sheng Rujin didn't know how he did it, but he reluctantly gave it a try.
Amuse?
She wasn't born with a gag character, but for the sake of the two inkstones, she still told a few jokes. Unexpectedly, the people of Qingsong Mountain not only did not laugh, but also seemed to be more serious.
Sheng Rujin's eyes turned slightly, and he suddenly saw the figure of the Zen room behind the Qingsong Mountain people swaying slightly.
Someone's there!
She was slightly surprised in her heart, it turned out that the son of Canaan was also here, just hiding.
She sighed suddenly.
The people of Qingsong Mountain were triumphant: "How is it?" You've lost, right? To tell you the truth, Lao Ke's skill in holding back his laughter is the best in the world, unless someone points out Lao Gu's laughing hole......"
Sheng Rujin knew that he was tired of it when he heard it.
She seemed to be smiling: "I see, the people of Qingsongshan have sealed their own laughing holes, so that no matter how many jokes I tell, you won't laugh a little from day to night, right?"
Qingsongshan's face was shocked, and he immediately said in embarrassment: "You female doll is so annoying!" Talk nonsense...... What a big truth!"
Sheng Rujin snorted: "I won't tell jokes anymore." I'm going to change the way I compete. You're cheating. ”
Qingsongshan scratched his bald head and asked, "What is the way to compete?"
Sheng Rujin thought for a while: "I bet that three questions can make the prince of Canaan come out to see me." If he doesn't answer three questions, I'll be defeated. If he comes out, the two inkstones of the mountain people will give me as a lottery head. ”
Qingsong Shanren's eyes lit up, and he immediately clapped his hands and said, "Okay, good!" This is fun! Hahaha......"
After laughing, he only felt that something was wrong, so he quickly silenced him. He was afraid that this was Sheng Rujinsheng, who would make him laugh. However, Sheng Rujin doesn't seem to want to take advantage of this.
Sheng Rujin walked in front of the meditation room, looked at the shadowy Qingjun figure inside, and said loudly: "I don't know if this gambling contract, is the prince of Canaan willing to accept it?"
After a long while, a faint voice came from inside: "Since the eldest lady of the Sheng family insists on doing this, let's ask three questions." But three are not allowed. ”
"Which three are not allowed?"
"No threats, no foul language, no jokes about the gods of heaven and earth."
Sheng Rujin nodded in agreement.
She wouldn't have taken those three things into account.
She smiled: "But these three questions need to be answered and cooperated by the prince of Canaan." ”
After a long time, there was a faint "um" like the wind inside.
Sheng Rujin couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and said that he was a bad face, but this Canaan prince had not met yet, just listening to the voice and looking at the figure made people feel like a spring breeze and look for it.
It's no wonder that the ladies of the official eunuch family have to stare themselves out of more than a dozen holes in order to look at him. If they knew that they had seen the son of Canaan alone, they didn't know how to be jealous.
Just thinking about it...... The whole body is comfortable!
Sheng Rujin smiled in her heart, thinking about how Li Wan'er and the others hated herself, and began to search her stomach and intestines to find a way.
"Alright, first sentence." Sheng Rujin spoke.
The figure on the other side of the meditation room moved slightly, and seemed to make a gesture of invitation: "Miss Sheng, please ask." ”
Sheng Rujin smiled slightly: "Does the prince of Canaan know what my five elements lack?"
Murong Yangfeng: "I don't know." ”
Sheng Rujin: "I lack you in the five elements." ”
Murong Yangfeng: "......"
With a "poof", the Qingsongshan people who had just been drinking squirted out their drinks. Sprayed all over the monk's robes.
"You, you ......" Qingsong Mountain people pointed at Sheng Rujin, and their little eyes widened in shock.
And bring like this?!
The people of Qingsong Mountain have never seen such strength in the world...... Burst...... Target!
Sheng Rujin saw that the figure in the meditation room was uncomfortable and moved. She smiled and continued to ask.
"Prince Canaan, do you know where you live?"
"Nature knows. Left Prime Minister's House. ”
This time, Murong Yangfeng seemed to have experience, and preemptively replied "I know". There seems to be nothing wrong with this.
"Wrong! You live in my heart!"
Murong Yangfeng: "......"
Qingsongshan people: "......"