When the phone rang urgently, Hu Zaoqiu was having a good dream, and in the dream, he accompanied the beautiful female reporter Li Xinxiang to visit Wangfujing. On Wangfujing Street in the daytime, many pedestrians' eyes were staring at Li Xinxiang, and they didn't know whether to look at Li Xinxiang's "flying fish" fashion or Li Xinxiang's beautiful face. Hu was very proud in early autumn and recommended the "flying fish" of Jinghu Lake to pedestrians. Unfortunately, it was raining and thunder sounded.

The thunder woke Hu Zaoqiu up, and only after waking up did he realize that the phone was ringing.

Hu Zaoqiu looked at his watch, it was more than two o'clock in the night, and he was not angry when he grabbed the phone: "Who, it's three watches in the middle of the night!" ”

It was Gao Ruge, the female director of the city's ** office, who was extremely excited, and shouted on the phone: "Mayor Hu, caught, finally caught by us!" ”

Hu Zaoqiu was a little dazed: "What did you catch?" ”

Gao Ruge was excited: "Seize the evidence that the small paper factory in Linhu Town, Lieshan has discharged sewage into our northern half of the lake!" Mayor Hu, isn't this your instruction? If we want to come up with strong evidence, we must settle accounts with the Lieshan side. In accordance with your instructions, we carried forward the spirit of fighting continuously without fear of sacrifice, and laid an ambush in Linhu Town for two consecutive days and two nights yesterday and today. Tonight, their Hongguang Paper Factory finally started up, and our comrades from environmental protection, industry and commerce, and TV stations bravely rushed up with cameras and are now filming! ”

Hu Zaoqiu was also excited: "Okay, good, Director Gao, you guys did a great job!" You are waiting for me at the Hongguang Paper Factory in Linhu Town, I will go over immediately, take the videotape and go to block them Secretary Tian overnight, and ask this Tian Dumper how to deal with it! People are all stolen, and if he doesn't deal with it, I will find Pingyang City, Mayor Wen and Secretary Gao to solve it! ”

At this time, Mrs. was also woken up, and when she saw Hu Zaoqiu hurriedly going out, she reminded: "Three watches in the middle of the night, you can be careful, those bandits in Linhu Town are not easy to mess with!" ”

Hu Zaoqiu's eyelids rolled: "Now the secretary of the Lieshan County Party Committee is not Geng Zijing, it is Tian Liye!" ”

Mrs. said, "Then give Tian Liye a call first!" ”

Hu Zaoqiu waved his hand: "Don't, don't, I'm going to catch Tian Luzi off guard and let him sign a surrender treaty in the bed!" With that, he rushed out the door.

At this time, another episode occurred: Hu Zaoqiu arrived at the city's ** duty room and had notified his driver Xiao Ding to get out of the car, but Xiao Ding was delayed because he drank too much wine that night. Hu Zaoqiu was very anxious, and he was afraid that it would be unsafe for Xiao Ding to drive after drinking, so he scolded Xiao Ding a few words and drove the car away.

In order to hurry, Hu Zaoqiu drove the car, not taking the avenue in Jinghu City, but rushing to Linhu Town from the trail in Lieshan. He entered the town from the west end of Linhu Town, but as a result, he did not arrive at the Hongguang Paper Mill as he wished, and was unexpectedly "captured" less than 300 meters away from the gate of the town.

Before being "captured", Hu Zaoqiu was urinating, and Comrade Hu Zaoqiu, acting mayor of Jinghu City, was worried that as soon as he walked into the Hongguang Paper Mill, he would be too busy to pee and wanted to travel lightly. Unexpectedly, just as he was peeing, a group of people rushed through in the dark, and a few snow-bright flashlights illuminated Hu Zaoqiu's eyes. Hu Zaoqiu didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at the time, and still calmly urinated on the free pee, and was surrounded by this group of people after urinating.

A fat man with a black face wearing a public security uniform said: "Let's go, buddy, we're done peeing, our Linhu Town has also been polluted by you, we have to find a place to talk about it!" Don't you say, buddy? ”

Hu Zaoqiu still didn't know the depths: "What buddy?" Who's buddy with you? I'm the mayor! ”

"Mayor?" The black-faced fat man smiled, "What's wrong with the mayor?" Even the governor can't defecate anywhere! ”

Hu Zaoqiu was a little anxious: "I'm really the mayor, it's Hu Zaoqiu, the mayor of Jinghu City, I'm here to deal with some urgent problems!" Tian Liye, secretary of your county party committee, is my classmate, and he invited me to dinner in Lieshan tonight. ”

The black-faced fat man said: "Is this kind of trivial matter worth bothering our Secretary Tian?" Besides, even Secretary Tian has to act according to the law, right? Secretary Tian can't say that your brother is right to urinate everywhere, let's ask you to pee a few more times, right? ”

Hu Zaoqiu had no choice: "Okay, okay, I'll obey you, shall I admit punishment?" ”

The black-faced fat man said: "That's right, first of all, we must correct our attitude and make clear the significance of building socialist spiritual civilization in the rural areas." Secretary Qin of our town party committee said that fines are not the goal, but to improve the spiritual civilization of the vast number of cadres and masses. The fine can be light, generally from twenty to one hundred. ”

Hu Zaoqiu hurriedly took out the money: "Okay, don't talk about it, I will admit a hundred fines." ”

The black-faced fat man didn't accept the hundred-yuan bill in front of him at all: "I just said, our Secretary Qin's instructions are very clear: fines are not the goal, raising awareness is the goal." With your attitude, I don't think I know anything. Do you think you're rich? Can money buy the law? Wrong, my comrade! No matter how much money you have, it's yours, and you have to obey the law! Fines are the next step, let's go, according to the regulations of our town, I want to invite you to study for two days, first learn five lectures, four beauties and three loves, and then learn the spiritual civilization convention of our Linhu Town. ”

Hu Zaoqiu saw that he couldn't get out, so he broke out: "Are you still playing for me?" Look at your bird place, there is pig dung and cow feces everywhere, and there are also spiritual civilization conventions, and there are five stresses, four beauties and three loves! ”

The black-faced fat man said unhurriedly: "It is precisely because the problem of spiritual civilization is relatively serious that it must be dealt with strictly. ”

Hu Zaoqiu was angry: "Who do you think you are?" Isn't it just a bunch of two dogs?! I tell you, don't do anything nonsense, or you will have to bear all the consequences! ”

The black-faced fat man is still not popular: "Defecating everywhere, not listening to dissuasion, and slandering and insulting the contract police and joint defense team members of this town, admitting mistakes and having an extremely bad attitude, and studying for ten days on time!" ”

Hu Zaoqiu realized that he had fallen into a trap, and hurriedly took out the work card he was carrying: "You have shown me clearly, who am I?" I came all the way to your Linhu Town in the middle of the night, is it to pee? I'm going to deal with the problem of your Hongguang Paper Factory discharging sewage into Jinghu Lake, and polluting Jinghu Lake will not benefit you......"

The black-faced fat man was indifferent: "Our Hongguang Paper Mill has long been closed, what are you dealing with?" You say you're the mayor of Kiang Wu, who testifies to you? Don't show me the documents, it's useless, why can't you make fake documents now? Let's go, let's go, after ten days of study, you can cheat wherever you like, and it has nothing to do with us if you say that you are the governor! ”

Comrade Hu Zaoqiu, acting mayor of Jinghu City, lost his freedom in this way, and was brought into the Linhu Town Joint Defense Team by a group of black-faced fat men at 3:15 p.m. that night. Three lines of defense were set up at the entrance of the joint defense team, and six people stood guard day and night for Hu Zaoqiu. Hu Zaoqiu was so angry that he scolded, and the black-faced fat men never fought back, so they had to persuade Hu Zaoqiu to settle down when he came. Hu Zaoqiu has so much work at hand, how can he be "peaceful"? became more and more fierce, and the black-faced fat man took out a tape recorder to record, saying that he wanted to record Hu Zaoqiu's uncivility and the civility of Linhu Town's joint defense team's law enforcement at the same time.

Hu Zaoqiu, who was indeed "civilized" and "full-time study", said that he was hungry, and enjoyed wine and meat hospitality that night.

When Hu Zaoqiu was eating supper, the black-faced fat man also reported to Qin Yujun, Secretary of the Party Committee of Linhu Town, and said: "Secretary Qin, Jinghu Mayor Hu Zaoqiu has been captured by us, and he deserves to be unlucky. He is also the mayor. ”

Qin Yujun said: "Confused! Can I go see him at this time? You remember it for me, I don't know about it! You don't know, don't admit he's the mayor! In addition, it is necessary to be vigilant and never allow an inch of video tape to be transmitted out of Linhu Town. Tonight's incident is like this: Some criminals in Jinghu City snatched and smashed the sealing equipment of our Hongguang Paper Mill, causing a dispute, do you know? I will go to Lieshan County tomorrow to report to Secretary Tian Liye. ”

Jinghu ended in a fiasco this night, and the people and horses brought by Gao Ruge, director of the city's ** office, returned in vain, and lost one camera, two cars, and three people were sprained. Hu Zaoqiu, who rushed there later, also mysteriously disappeared, but Hu Zaoqiu's No. 005 special Santana came back and was peacefully placed under Hu Zaoqiu's residence.

The dawn of July 2 has arrived, and it is indeed a brilliant dawn.

After Bai Aini, secretary of the Jinghu Municipal Party Committee, went to work, when he presided over the meeting of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee as originally planned, he found that Hu Zaoqiu did not attend the meeting and did not pay much attention to it, and thought that Hu Zaoqiu was busy fighting against local protectionism in Linhu Town last night, and was so tired that he overslept overly, so he asked the secretary to call to urge him. As soon as I called, I learned that Hu Zaoqiu went to Linhu Town and did not come back.

Bai Aini was a little panicked at this time, and asked Gao Ruge to understand the situation.

Gao Ruge said with a stomach full of grievances: "Secretary Bai, you ask me, I still want to ask you!" Mayor Hu didn't go to Linhu Town last night! He promised on the phone that he would meet us at the Hongguang Paper Mill, but there was no ghost! Mayor Hu really went, and we wouldn't have lost so badly! ”

Some members of the Standing Committee proposed to report the case to the Binh Duong City Party Committee and the Public Security Bureau.

Bai Aini thought about it, vetoed it, and said: "Let's look for it first, Mayor Hu has a lot of things, maybe he will be entangled by someone again." ”

As a result, the Standing Committee of the Jinghu Municipal CPC Committee on the construction of spiritual civilization was held normally in the absence of Comrade Hu Zaoqiu, acting mayor and deputy secretary of the Municipal Party Committee, and after serious discussions, the Standing Committee members of the Standing Committee adopted Resolution No. 17 of 98 on building a county-level healthy and civilized city.