Chapter 1230: I Eat with My Face!
Wen Fan's head is black, this Lu Jiujin still likes to show off his wealth so much!
Of course, Wen Fan also understood why Lu Jiujin wanted to introduce himself in such detail.
Lu Jiujin was afraid that Wen Fan hadn't heard his name clearly before, and he wanted to confirm that the handsome guy with colorful wings in front of him was the boss he was looking for.
I said before that the name of the Seraphic Angel is Wen Fan, not Wen Fan!
Moreover, the abandoned flower also told Lu Jiujin that the six-winged elf was the mother of the Seraph.
However, as far as Lu Jiujin knew, Wen Fan's grandfather and father were once the protector generals of the Qiankun Empire, and it was rumored that Wen Fan's mother was the princess of the Huozhen Empire, so it could not be a six-winged elf.
Therefore, Lu Jiujin was not sure that this Wen Fan was the Wen Fan he knew.
Although Wen Fan couldn't help but want to go up and beat this dead fat man, he still controlled his excitement.
"Ahem, Lu Gongzi, aren't you the son of the three great families in the Genting Continent? Why have you become the richest man in the Qiankun Empire again?"
"Oh, you don't know, wow! It's true that I am a member of the three major families of the Genting Continent, but back then, I accepted the task of the family and scattered to the various continents of the Six Realms and Three Heavens with many brothers and sisters, and I was sent to the Qiankun Continent, that place...... I think it's much better than Genting Continent! Brother Kill, your surname is Killing, your mother's surname, your father's surname?"
Originally, Lu Jiujin wanted to ask Wen Fan's grandfather and grandmother about their surnames, but after seeing Wen Fan viciously pull out the cold and dazzling long sword from his back, he immediately closed his mouth......
This question is replaced by the fact that whoever listens to it has to be angry, isn't this a question that only idiots can ask?
Kill the eldest brother, are you surnamed Kill? Isn't this looking for a fight? Your father's surname is noble? Can Lao Tzu and his son have two surnames?
Is it polite to return your mother's surname?
This is also Wen Fan's good temper, and if he was a short-tempered person, he would have chopped Lu Jiujin's big fat meat into meat filling.
Wen Fan's lungs are about to explode, this is what Lu Fatzi asked, if Wen Fan was a human, he would have already poked hundreds of holes in his body.
Lu Jiujin saw Wen Fan staring at him with a dark face, and his murderous eyes made Lu Jiujin's fat all over his body feel fear.
"Goo...... If this question bothers you more, you don't have to answer it, it's very tiring to think about it, big brother, your wings are really beautiful! Did you have these wings when you came out of the womb or did they suddenly arch out by chance? Or did you snatch the wings of some bird and put them on? I think that would be quite difficult, and the technical requirements are also very high! It's not likely, isn't it?"
Wen Fan's hand holding the Seagod's Sword tightened again, his teeth clenched, and he had already scolded the eighteen generations of the Lu family's ancestors in his heart.
"Alas...... Brother Killer, as soon as I see you, I feel very kind! Your wings remind me of my childhood dream, I have always dreamed of having a pair of beautiful wings, so that I can fly freely in the sky! I envy the little bird the most, although the bird is small, but it plays with the whole sky! Wow! How free! It's a pity that I am not an elf...... Alas, I didn't understand the reincarnation, and you said that when I was reincarnated, how good it would be for you to be in the same mother's belly as the eldest brother! Then we are two brothers! Haha! Hahaha! It's worth being happy to think about!"
The corners of Wen Fan's mouth twitched, he had fantasized about the reunion scene with Lu Jiujin countless times, and thought of countless touching scenes, but he just didn't expect it to be like this......
Lu Jiujin didn't know that Wen Fan knew it, and he also knew that Lu Jiujin was a heartless person, as long as he didn't mention money to him, Lu Jiujin would never get serious.
Wen Fan has actually been accustomed to Lu Jiujin for a long time, but he hasn't seen each other for almost ten years, and Wen Fan has not met a person like Lu Jiujin in these ten years.
Hu Butao is the most unobtrusive and unserious one, but compared to Lu Jiujin, he is definitely an elegant person.
Lu Jiujin pig couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, which Wen Fan could bear.
Wen Fan sighed weakly, and he didn't even have the idea of stopping Lu Jiujin.
But the more Wen Fan didn't speak, the more Lu Jiujin drew circles in his heart.
"I said kill the eldest brother, I heard Huahua say that you are the reincarnation of the Origin Ancestor, does that mean that you have also been to the Six Realms?"
Wen Fan was really embarrassed to be silent in the face of Lu Jiujin's earnest gaze, and snorted with his nose and said, "Well, I've been." ”
"Yo! Fate! This is definitely fate! Brother Kill, I flew from the Qiankun Continent and went to the Six Realms! Our brothers are too fateful! Do you say that it is possible for the two of us to meet in the Six Realms? Maybe we once passed by but missed the opportunity to meet! Brother Kill, I have a question I want to ask but I'm afraid that you will be angry......
Wen Fan frowned, and scolded in his heart, I want to see what other crooked farts you can release!
"If you want to ask, just ask!"
"Oh, that's the kind of big brother killer, I want to ask you, have you experienced any major blows since you were fifteen years old?
After Lu Jiujin finished asking, he looked at Wen Fan very nervously, as if this question was extremely important to him.
Wen Fan snorted angrily and said, "Hmph, why don't you expect me to be good? You were just shaved off your head and farted! You were beaten by someone! Your whole family was beaten up! You have lost your memory! If you ask such a boring question, I'll kill you!"
Wen Fan handed the Seagod Sword in his hand forward, and pestle it until it reached Lu Jiujin's fat neck, making Lu Jiujin tremble.
"Don't don't, don't be impulsive when you kill your eldest brother! Can't you stop asking? Eliminate your anger! Anger hurts your body! I heard that some people are impotent because of anger, and in the end their wives are separated and their families are ruined, and it is really miserable, killing big brother, a genius like you can never embark on such a road of no return! Be calm! You must be calm!"
Wen Fanqi's face darkened, but he was really helpless in the face of such a stinky scoundrel as Lu Jiujin.
Lu Jiujin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to Wen Fan's hair and said, "Brother Kill, don't move! Just like this! Just like this! Oh, my mother! It's too similar! It's really old! Really! I'm so excited!"
Wen Fan's expression froze, and he said in his heart, you dead fat man, finally recognize me! Look at how Lao Tzu tortures you later! Lao Tzu wants you to make you unable to eat meat for three years!
"Like?" Wen Fan tilted his head with an angry expression.
Lu Jiujin said seriously: "Like! I will tell you, I met a brother when I was in the Qiankun Empire, and that brother is simply a miracle in my life! You look too much like my brother! Like! Really!"
Wen Fan's heart suddenly moved, and he said in a choked voice: "Is it...... Your brother...... Your brother ......"
"Yes, my brother is famous, and everyone knows it within a hundred miles radius of the capital of the Qiankun Empire! My brother is the number one in the most famous ecstasy building in the national capital!
When Lu Jiujin said that he was dancing with his hands, he didn't see Wen Fan's anger at all......
Wen Fan finally couldn't help it, and finally realized that it was Lu Fatzi who was playing him......
"Lu Fatty! You are looking for death! Ah! I'm going to beat you to!"
Lu Jiujin was stunned for a moment, looked at the fierce and vicious Wen Fan, and said in surprise: "Ah, don't kill my eldest brother! Don't beat me into! I'm afraid that I'm going to be disgusting to you with such a big piece of! Don't be impulsive!"
"Fat Lu, you dare to fool me!"
Wen Fan flipped the Seagod's Sword and slapped Lu Jiujin's face with the back of the sword!
"Smack!!"
Lu Jiujin's entire face was deformed by this sword, because his face was so fat, and the sword body was buried directly in a pile of fat meat, and Wen Fan couldn't pull the sword out if he wanted to......
"Pain, pain, big brother, pain, big brother, how do you say do it, do it, little brother, what did I do wrong?"
"Lu Fatty, are you still pretending? You continue to pretend to be Lao Tzu with a sword, cut off your head and throw it into the sea to feed the fish!"
Hearing this, Lu Jiujin hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't don't, don't! My head is too oily, and the fish will be disgusting if you eat it, what, big brother, why do you look very bad? By the way, my brother was ravaged by more than a dozen old women for three days and three nights, and you were like this!"
"Ahhh
Wen Fan couldn't help it, threw the Seagod's sword, and rushed towards Lu Jiujin with his bare hands, and then there was the sound of his fists hitting flesh.
Bang bang
What a slap......
"Alas, don't hit! Alas, it hurts! Alas, don't hit me in the face! I eat with my face! Don't! Ahh
Wen Fan scolded while beating: "Fat Lu, I'll your second uncle! You already knew it was me, right? I'll let you pretend to be me! If I don't shoot your today, I'm not your big brother Wen Fan!"
"Ahh
Wen Fan became more and more excited, and finally looked forward to this brother, and finally got angry......
"Fight back, come, come, come! I'll let you fight back! If I turn against you, even my eldest brother dares to fight!"
"Don't, don't hit me in the face again! I didn't fight back! Stop! I'm going to pull my crotch if I hit me again! Hey, hey! Look there's a fight over there!"
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To be continued