July 2, 1998, 10:20 a.m., Linhu Town Joint Defense Team
Hu Zaoqiu is a smart person after all, after waking up, his mind is much clearer, and he no longer scolds his mother noisily, and he starts a policy attack on the black-faced fat people, and he is almost a big trick, first talking about his classmates with Tian Liye, and then saying that he wants to solve some practical difficulties for his buddies, and it is not easy to be a "contract policeman", which has played a great role in maintaining local law and order, and is sometimes not understood by society.
The black-faced fat man said: "Your brother doesn't understand, a mouthful of two dogs' scolding." ”
Hu Zaoqiu said: "Scolding is scolding, in fact, I have always attached great importance to the contract police in Jinghu. ”
The black-faced fat man said: "We all know that your Jinghu contract police are treated better than our Lieshan. ”
Hu Zaoqiu said: "Tian Liye became your secretary, and there is hope for you to improve your salary, I saw that your secretary Tian must do work, so that he can improve his understanding of the contract police, for example, for excellent contract police, you can also consider turning agriculture into non-farming!" ”
The black-faced fat man asked with great interest, "Do you have this policy in Jinghu?" ”
Hu Zaoqiu said matter-of-factly: "It is being studied and formulated, and a batch of solutions are ready to be solved this year." ”
The black-faced fat man was very envious: "It's good if we want to be in Mirror Lake." ”
Hu Zaoqiu Yifa made a big package: "You can apply for a job in our Jinghu, for good comrades like you who know how to enforce the law in a civilized manner, excellent comrades, I and the people of Jinghu are very welcome!" Come, come, you all leave your names for me, and after the full-time study is over, I will ask our comrades from the Public Security Bureau to hire you. ”
The black-faced fat man and his colleagues were happy at first, and really found a pen and paper to write their names, but then when they thought about it, they were scared again: "Mayor Hu, you won't harm us, right?" ”
Hu Zaoqiu also smiled: "Do you admit that I am the mayor of Jinghu?" ”
The black-faced fat man said: "Mayor Hu, don't blame us, we are also donkeys on the mill road!" From last night to today, we really didn't dare to do anything to you, the whole thing is like a dad for you, isn't it? Why are you scolding us, we haven't even fought back, have we? We're going to treat you like a bad guy, we've already stabbed you with an electric baton and set you the rules. ”
Hu Zaoqiu said: "I know, I know, this is not your fault, you are also loyal to your duties, it is a responsible performance, I still like comrades like you, we call it not to fight and not to know each other!" Now, shall we discuss it? Let me give you a call to Secretary Tian? ”
The black-faced fat man was very embarrassed and said, "Mayor Hu, what is going on with you and our Secretary Tian, whether it is really good or not, we don't know." To tell you the truth, after you were captured by us, we reported it, and when Secretary Qin of our town party committee said it, he pretended not to know, did Secretary Tian also pretend not to know? I can't say it. Mayor Hu, you know that you Jinghu have also detained our people, and this is not the first time. We captured you this time, and Secretary Qin praised us, saying that it was 'a great pleasure, capturing Mayor Hu, and sweeping away the shame of history'. Maybe this is also the appetite of our Secretary Tian. ”
Hu Zaoqiu thought to himself: Of course, this is Tian Liye's appetite! As soon as this took office, he gave him a dismissal, and used open defecation as an excuse to let the people below do him, which made him cry and laugh, so that he would not dare to take wings in the future!
However, Hu Zaoqiu said: "Impossible! As long as Secretary Tian knows that I am here with you, he will come over immediately! After answering the phone, I asked Secretary Tian to tell you in person about our traditional friendship. ”
The black-faced fat man shook his head and said, "Mayor Hu, you are also an official, don't you want to think about it, Secretary Tian pretends not to know, you have to let him know, can he spare our Secretary Qin afterwards?" Okay, if he doesn't spare Secretary Qin, Secretary Qin won't spare us, and he can send us away with a word. ”
Hu Zaoqiu said: "If they drive you, you will come to our mirror lake, and I warmly welcome you." ”
Seeing Hu Zaoqiu say this, the black-faced fat man hesitated for a long time and said, "That's it, I'll call and report to Secretary Tian to see his attitude." If he really doesn't know, you can answer the phone. If he pretends not to know, then I can't help it. ”
Hu Zaoqiu agreed: "Okay, okay." ”
The phone was connected, and Director Qi of the office said that Tian Liye was not there.
The black-faced fat man put down the phone and thought, "Secretary Tian shouldn't have deliberately hidden, right?" ”
Hu Zaoqiu decided that Tian Liye was hiding, this slocker is cunning in history, and there is evidence of an alibi for any conspiracy! But this time Tian Luozi was too much, he had too many things on hand, and he couldn't play hide and seek with Tian Luozi anymore, so he said: "Comrades, comrades, I don't tell you a lie, I really have a lot of urgent matters!" The Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee in the morning has been delayed by you, and in the afternoon he received foreign guests with Mayor Wen, and in the evening he had to go to Cofferdam Township to inspect flood control. You just let me go, I beg you, okay? ”
Black-faced fat people, you look at me, I look at you, you don't dare to speak.
Hu Zaoqiu was even more anxious: "Do you know? The project I want to negotiate with foreign countries in the afternoon involves the introduction of 30 million foreign capital, and now the flood control situation is so urgent, and the cofferdam township is the focus of our Jinghu flood control. ”
The black-faced fat man had an idea and said, "Mayor Hu, we don't dare to let you go, just run away by yourself!" Don't you know how to drive? Our joint defense team has a broken jeep, you can run away! When we get to Jinghu, let your driver send us the car back quickly, okay? ”
Hu Zaoqiu was happy: "Okay, okay, just do it, just do it!" ”
Before getting into the car, the black-faced fat man and his colleagues still mustered up the courage to hand their list to Hu Zaoqiu.
Hu Zaoqiu hurriedly stuffed the list into his pocket and said, "Comrades, you wait, I will send someone to invite you!" When I said this, I thought to myself, with your list, you will be wronged, and you will have a debtor!
In this way, seven hours after being captured, Comrade Hu Zaoqiu, mayor of Jinghu City, finally relied on his cunning to break through the inner fortress of the historical enemy and fled Linhu Town in a broken jeep with a Lieshan license plate, thus creating an astonishing miracle in which the principal leading comrades of Jinghu City escaped from danger.
Tian Liye did not know that this amazing miracle occurred, at twelve o'clock, when Tian Liye confirmed that Hu Zaoqiu was not in Linhu Town after repeated searches, and had a good face for Qin Yujun, secretary of the Linhu Town Party Committee, and had lunch accompanied by Qin Yujun, Hu Zaoqiu's phone call came, which was from the office of the mayor of Pingyang City.
Hu Zaoqiu opened his mouth and scolded: "Tian Luozi, you dog thing, listen: you Lieshan detained me for seven hours today, and I am not done with you!" I solemnly warn you: Your joke has become too big, and it has aroused the common anger of all the leading members of the four sets of teams in our city and the 1.3 million people of Jinghu! You Tian Dump be careful, don't commit it to our hands, if it falls into our hands, it's too late for me to call you a dog and cry for your mom! ”
Tian Liye was scolded: "Commander Hu, why are you like a mad dog?" Bite when you open your mouth?! I heard that you were missing two hours ago, so I rushed to Linhu Town, looking for you everywhere, and I was almost three feet into the ground! But you don't appreciate it at all, and you scold me when you open your mouth, are you still a friend enough? ”
Hu Zaoqiu said resolutely: "From now on, I don't have you as a friend!" ”
Tian Liye wanted to hold this friend: "Commander Hu, can you do it for this little thing at work?" ”
Hu Zaoqiu was very angry: "A little thing at work? I was illegally detained for seven hours by the two dogs of your Linhu Town Joint Defense Team, my work was seriously affected, and my personality was greatly insulted! There is no word for the sin you want to add! You made me study for 10 days under the pretext of open defecation! I...... I...... Hmph" Hu Zaoqiu was so excited that he couldn't go on.
Tian Liye realized the seriousness of the problem at this time, and hurriedly said: "Early autumn, don't be angry first, I will find out about the situation immediately, it is really like what you said, I and the Lieshan County Party Committee will definitely deal with it seriously!" ”
Hu Zaoqiu said angrily: "Forget it, Tian Tuozi!" You don't have to give me this set! Your own joint defense team members have said that you deliberately pretend to be confused and play me like a fool! I'm stupid, I can't play you, I've never played you since I was in college! However, there are still people who can play with you, you listen, Mayor Wen wants to talk to you! ”
Wen Chunming's stern voice immediately sounded on the phone: "Tian Liye, I think you are making too much trouble this time!" Geng Zijing has never made such a fuss as you in presiding over the work, nor has you such a serious local protectionist sentiment! What exactly do you want to do? Yes? Do you still have a sense of responsibility? Are you Tian Liye a county party secretary, or a mountain king who occupies the mountain? When do you want to discharge sewage in Linhu Town? I ask you! ”
Tian Liye was really wronged: "Mayor Wen, I really don't know these situations......"
Wen Chunming didn't listen at all: "Tian Liye, you have to know the consequences and seriousness of this matter!" In the future, if there is any conflict and weapon fight between Jinghu and Lieshan, I will ask you! ”
Tian Liye couldn't help it: "Mayor Wen, don't just listen to Hu Zaoqiu's words, he doesn't understand the situation, you ...... Listen to my explanation......
Wen Chunming categorically refused: "Tian Luozi, don't explain, I won't listen!" Others may not know about you, but I do! With that, he put down the phone in a huff.
Tian Liye also put down the phone here, and after putting down the phone, he stared at Qin Yujun like a wolf.
Qin Yujun saw that the disaster was too big, and he didn't dare to hide the truth anymore, so he hurriedly said: "Secretary Tian, blame me, blame me!" ”
Tian Liye suddenly lost his temper, and viciously forced Qin Yujun to scold: "You ...... You bastard! ”