148. Look at your stupid X

"Do you think I'm a bully?"

He Yuxiang stepped on the flesh god Buddha, and the golden light on his body was entangled, looking like it was plated with a layer of gold powder. The Flesh God Buddha struggled under his feet, but every time he tried to struggle to get up, he would step on it heavily, and those tentacles would be cut off as soon as they stretched out.

"Underestimate liberal arts students, huh?" He Yuxiang was obviously angry: "Let me tell you, what I have learned in my life is specifically for you." ”

He was saying that Gu Tao was translating next to him, and he cooperated quite well. It's just that He Yuxiang felt that Gu Tao really looked like a sand sculpture, but he was embarrassed to say it, so Gu Tao translated a sentence, he glanced at it with his eyes, and after several glances, Gu Tao still translated without consciousness.

And just when he was about to torture the Flesh God Buddha, a crack was suddenly split in the darkness, and a black tentacle suddenly appeared without him reacting at all, dragging the Flesh God Buddha under He Yuxiang's feet.

Even Gu Tao was stunned at this moment, the two of them glanced at each other, and Gu Tao asked, "What is this?" ”

"What a bold man, dare to steal in front of me." He Yuxiang sneered: "Even if I chase to the ends of the earth, I have to chase you back!" ”

After he finished speaking, he turned around and took off the Sister Sister's drum at the door, stuffed it into his bag and said to Gu Tao: "I'll go first, the matter of going to your place on Monday will be delayed for two days, and if I don't get rid of them today, my whole person will be uncomfortable!" ”

He Yuxiang said as he spoke, his hands had been pinching strange handprints, and before Gu Tao could speak, he had already disappeared, according to the tracker on the mask, this guy had appeared five hundred kilometers away, and it could be said that his mind had moved thousands of miles in an instant.

Gu Tao scratched his head, took out the phone and called He Yuxiang, but the phone didn't work, if there was no accident, this guy's phone hadn't been charged yet.

"He's in the warp space." Satania's voice sounded in Gu Tao's ears: "But it doesn't seem to last long." ”

"Whatever that guy is, he's sick."

In fact, Gu Tao was also a little helpless, because when the crack opened, four or five drones followed him into it, He Yuxiang didn't have to chase it himself, and then sent two positioning over, and then a long-range strike, after all, there are still titan robots parked in the earth's orbit, and striking this thing is not the same as playing.

But He Xiansen didn't give Gu Tao a chance to speak at all, so he chased after him. Therefore, young people are just unreliable, and there is a reckless atmosphere everywhere.

But he left, but no one cleaned up the mess here, Gu Tao had to endure nausea and walked into his cousin's room, took out a small jar from his backpack, took out a pushpin-like thing from the jar and shook it in his hand, and then pressed it directly on the major artery in his cousin's neck.

The nanobot inside began to release, and then Gu Tao injected him with a tube of super strong hormones, after this hormone enters the body, the internal organs of the person will begin to run at full speed within a short period of time, with the repair work of the nanorobots, his body will begin to regenerate in dozens of minutes, and will not stop until it recovers to a perfect state.

It's just that this hormone has a very terrible sequelae, because it cannot be metabolized by the body, a permanent residue of injection, after losing the effect, it will combine with other pheromones in the blood to form a very special toxic substance, the target organ of this toxic substance is the reproductive system, that is to say, this thing can only be injected in order to save life, because it leaves chickens without people, and people without chickens. However, it is unknown if there was some hatred for her fiancΓ© when Tifa developed this hormone, and the damage to this hormone is irreversible, just like paraquat, and there is no treatment. It also changes the structure of the pituitary gland, inhibits the secretion of male hormones and makes estrogen like crazy.

"Since then, there has been one more women's clothing boss in the world." Gu Tao sighed: "I hope Sister Xue can be satisfied." ”

The repair process lasted about forty minutes, because this guy's body really can't stand the toss, if it is not treated, even if the exorcism is successful, he will have to survive for a year and a half at most, but since Gu Tao came for money, then the after-sales service must be done.

Halfway through the repair, Gu Tao took out fifteen dead grasshopper-flavored nutritious dry food and poured it into his cousin's chrysanthemum. Gu Tao was so disgusting during this process that he couldn't do it, but this guy's stomach was basically indigestible, so if he didn't pour it from this place, the effect would be basically nothing.

After receiving a large amount of energy support, the repair speed has been significantly accelerated, the hole in his cousin's chest has healed, the rotten spots on the joints have also healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the parasites and various toxins that reside in his blood have also been cleaned up by the nanobots.

After doing all this, Gu Tao simply took a shower in the bathroom of their house, and then fell asleep in a clean room. As he fell asleep, his cousin's consciousness began to gradually recover, and the nanobots, after consuming the last of the repair substances, also entered the kidneys to wait for metabolism. Generally speaking, my cousin is basically no big problem now, except for the fact that he can't get up again, and with a little conditioning, he will become a new women's clothing boss.

Of course, the premise of all this is that He Yuxiang can get that thing, otherwise he will have to do it again in two months.

When he woke up, it was already dark, he slowly sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and opened the door. He carefully took off his mask and sniffed it, the air was still filled with a foul smell, but it was a world of difference from last night, and there were people in and out of his cousin's room on the third floor.

At this time, Wu Xue ran up the stairs with a long skirt, and when he saw Gu Tao, he hurriedly pulled him aside: "You really cured him?" ”

"Of course." Gu Tao stretched: "What about others?" ”

"I was dragged to the bath by my uncle." Wu Xue looked around and asked in a low voice, "What about the good things we talked about?" ”

"Can I still lie to you?"

Gu Tao leaned into Wu Xue's ear and whispered a few words.

"Really?" Wu Xue's eyes lit up at that time: "Will it really become like that?" ”

"Of course." Gu Tao nodded and said very sincerely: "Think about it, a man can no longer secrete ** ketones and other male hormones, instead of a large amount of estrogen. Think about it, maybe he'll die of breast cancer in the future. ”

"Poof......" Wu Xue laughed without warning: "You are really bad enough." ”

"Hey, boss. This is what you ordered, and I am only doing things for the sake of money. Gu Tao pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "And you just say that I have not avenged you." ”

"Good, nice job." Wu Xue took out a cash check from her pocket that had been signed a long time ago: "It's just a reward given to you by my sister." ”

Gu Tao glanced at the check: "So I said, the most poisonous woman's heart, if there is nothing to do, I will go back first, what should I do without me?" ”

"Don't worry." Wu Xue laughed gloomily: "I will definitely help you get what you deserve." By the way, what about Yuxiang? ”

"Don't mention that sand sculpture, you should stay away from him in the future, the mentally retarded will be contagious."

In the process of going downstairs, Gu Tao told Wu Xue everything that happened last night, Wu Xue obviously had never heard such a bizarre story, she covered her mouth with her hand the whole time, just like a little girl listening to the expression of her bad brother telling a horror story before going to bed.

"So he went after him, didn't he?"

"Hmm." Gu Tao nodded: "Also, be careful of your fourth uncle, it's best to keep your parents away from him." ”

"My fourth uncle? What's wrong with my fourth uncle, can't you tell me? ”

"How to say it, anyway, I don't know how to describe it, you just be careful of him, it's better to ask Xiaoyu that stupid lack specifically. Anyway, I can tell you for sure that he's not in a normal state right now. Gu Tao faced the sun with his hands behind his back and felt the autumn wind blowing on his face: "Ah, today's wind is so noisy." ”

Wu Xue was silent for a while, but in the end she chose to believe him, so she hurriedly caught up with Gu Tao's footsteps and walked parallel to him: "Then is there any way?" ”

"If it's a living person, even if it's your cousin, there's a way." Gu Tao paused and said slowly: "Dead people, no one can do anything. ”

"My fourth uncle ......"

"Hmm." Gu Tao nodded: "It's dead, but if you don't have any special behavior, you should be alive." If there is aggressive behavior, you need to be careful. ”

"But ......"

"But what?" Gu Tao turned his head sideways: "As for why he can still act freely, I will follow up slowly." It's kind of interesting, I'll see who's playing with this stuff. ”

To be honest, someone should be being targeted here, at least Gu Tao feels that the whole village is shrouded in an ominous atmosphere, he doesn't know the specifics, but there are some things that Wu Xue still needs to be reminded, but he can't make a big fuss, after all, talking nonsense will cause panic.

"I'm going to get my parents to move in with me."

"Yes."

Wu Xue is a man of action, and she will carry it out after she finishes speaking. So on the return trip, there were not only Gu Tao in the car, but also Wu Xue's parents and Boss Huang. Gu Tao didn't say anything about this village in the car, let alone how Wu Xue's fourth uncle was, just ordinary chatting with Wu Xue's parents, as an old fritter who has been in the society for many years, Gu Tao knows very well how to deal with middle-aged and elderly people.

And in the distant city of B, in a top hotel, a man is slowly walking out of the elevator, he is followed by a very beautiful and moving little woman, both of them have outstanding temperament, when they stopped at the door of the presidential suite, before they could knock on the door, the door had already opened from the inside, and a young man came out, he glanced at the little woman contemptuously, and said coldly, his tone was not polite at all: "Two, Master has been waiting for you for a long time." ”

The man ignored him, just walked into the room with a smile, and clasped his hands into fists: "Master Hong, I'm really sorry to keep you waiting, it's too congested on the road, I'll punish myself with three cups later." ”

"Hehe, you're welcome." An old man sitting on a chair with his back to them sneered: "How dare I let the famous Red Devil punish wine." ”

As he spoke, he turned around, but his eyes suddenly widened, because he saw that his little apprentice had been sucked dry into a skin bag, and he was slumped on the ground like a broken ball.

"You!"

"I'm sorry, Master Hong." The Red Devil arched his hand at him: "The way he looked at the insider's eyes just now made the insider feel uncomfortable, and now the eye-catching things are gone, shouldn't we discuss the matter of cooperation?" ”

"You ...... You guys! The old man ...... today"

As soon as Master Hong's hand was raised, the beautiful young woman suddenly appeared behind him, a pitch-black dagger was put on his neck, and she licked her lips gently: "Master Hong, have you really forgotten me?" ”

"You ......" Master Hong felt the murderous aura of the dagger, and then suddenly his back was cold: "You are the spider who killed the earth immortals!" ”

"That's right, but there's no reward." The little woman slowly let go of her hand under the Red Devil's instructions: "You see, that Earth Immortal was much stronger than you at the beginning, and it was a pity that he refused to cooperate with us. ”

Master Hong's palms trembled slightly, of course he understood that even if three or five of them were together, they would not be the opponent of the spider spirit beside him, not to mention that there was a red devil opposite, so he closed his eyes resignedly: "What do you want?" ”

"Hmm...... Xianggong, tell him, he smells of an old man, disgusting to death. The little woman wrinkled her nose and flashed to the side: "You come, you come." ”

The Red Devil walked up to Master Hong with a smile on his face, sat on the bed, took out a piece of chewing gum and stuffed it into his mouth, then pointed to his face and said, "Look, I came to see you today without a mask, doesn't Master Hong understand my heart?" ”

"You asked me to hand over our Zhenmen magic weapon, how can I face the ancestors and ancestors."

"Alright, alright, I don't want that. I've changed my mind now. The Red Devil touched his chin: "I want someone." ”

"How many people can we have in our small sect?"

"But you're a branch of the big family." The Red Devil smiled and patted the head of the head of the Hong family: "The biggest headache for me now is a small person in H City. ”

"Little people? How can a small person give a headache to a big person like you. ”

"You." The Red Devil sighed: "It's really not wrong for you to sit in a small household all your life, if it's really as simple as you think, things will be too easy to do." Little brother, things are not as simple as you think. ”

After that, the Red Devil frowned slightly: "Speaking of which, this is also a bad fate, let's talk about cooperation first, and then talk to you about it." ”