Chapter 93: Kissing the Donkey's Ass
Before the start of the competition, the beautiful host Qiu Yu walked on stage wearing an off-the-shoulder long skirt, and the audience's eyes were immediately attracted to it.
"Hello everyone, I'm your little fairy Qiuyu!"
As soon as Qiuyu's words fell, the audience responded with warm applause and cheers.
"Thank you for the applause of the little cuties, and let us invite our commentator with the same warm applause, the big-mouthed Xu Keli!"
When the audience heard Xu Keli's name, they instantly boiled and shouted loudly together: "Kiss the ass of the donkey, kiss the ass of the donkey, kiss the ass of the donkey......"
"Everyone, please don't do this, since I partnered with Mr. Hukeley, he has always taken great care of me, he is a very good person, so this time I want to ask everyone to ......" Qiu Yu paused, "I must not let him cheat!"
"Poof, hahaha......" The audience burst out laughing.
In the opening paragraph, the audience thought that Qiu Yu was going to intercede for Xu Keli, but he didn't expect a magic turn in the end, which made the audience laugh.
"Don't worry, we won't let him cheat. ”
"This time we blocked the exit in advance, so that he could not fly. ”
"Autumn language is so cute, I like it so much. ”
At this time, Xu Keli came out from behind the curtain and said to Qiu Yu with a smile: "Qiu Yu, Li Shizhen's skin." ”
"I learned it from you. Qiu Yu replied.
Xu Keli rolled his eyes, and then begged the audience: "Guys, can you let me bet again, if I bet right, the last account will be written off, and if I am wrong, I will kiss the donkey's ass twice." ”
At this time, Qiu Yu immediately said, "Do you think we can agree?"
"No!" the audience replied in unison.
"Of course not, what's the difference between kissing once and kissing twice? If you want to gamble, you can settle the old accounts first. ”
"Okay, count you ruthless. Hukeley waved his hand, "Lead the donkey out." ”
The staff pulled out a small donkey from the backstage, and the little donkey was wearing the red wedding dress of the ancient bride and covered with a red hood on its head.
At this time, the music of "Pig Eight Monsters Carrying a Daughter-in-law" suddenly sounded, which made the audience laugh.
Xu Keli cried and laughed: "Musician, you are also skin." ”
Qiu Yu pushed Xu Keli and the donkey to the front of the stage: "The auspicious time has come, and we invite our bride and groom to visit the church to get married." ”
Xu Keli hurriedly flashed to the side, and said dissatisfiedly: "I just kissed the donkey's buttocks, how did it become a worship and marriage? ”
"Of course, you can only kiss after visiting the church, you can't take advantage of others, and you are not responsible for others!"
"What a mess, marry with it, I have to be beaten to death by my wife when I get home. With that, Huckley bent down and kissed the donkey's ass quickly.
After kissing, he took out a wet tissue from his pocket and wiped his big mouth desperately.
Because of this episode, the audience's enthusiasm was completely provoked.
"So, let's welcome the contestants with a round of applause!"
As soon as Qiu Yu's words fell, Wang Wu led the team to rush out of the lounge, opening his hands to meet the cheers of the fans.
"Old Xu, which side will you bet on to win this time?" Qiu Yu, who was not afraid of big things, began to tease Xu Keli.
"The ranking of the strength of the players on the field is that the two LV4s of Jingju University are the strongest, then the three LV4s of Wendao University, and finally the other players. ”
Xu Keli continued to analyze: "Jingda must find a way to make its LV4 able to compete with the enemy's LV4, Wendao University is the opposite, except for the referee, no one knows their order of appearance, so I won't guess it yet." ”
Qiu Yu said helplessly: "What a cunning old guy, let's return our eyes to the field, who is the first player on both sides?"
Tang Xiaoxian jumped lightly and floated up to the three-meter-high ring like a fallen leaf.
On the other side, a boy wearing a school uniform with acne marks on his face walked up the stairs to the stage.
At this time, the information of the two appeared on the big screen.
Tang Xiaoxian: Jingzhou University, sophomore, LV4.
Luo Ziping: Wendao University, freshman student, LV1.
Wow!!
The current audience exploded in an instant.
Wenda's supporters laughed, while Kyokda's supporters cursed.
No one expected that the first trump card of Beijing University would be exchanged by the opponent with a LV1 freshman.
Tang Xiaoxian on the stage was even more furious, pointing at the boy with the pox marks in front of him, and scolded loudly: "Are you here to send you to death?"
Under the pressure of Tang Xiaoxian's momentum, the boy sat down on the ground, his face was pale, his lips trembled, and he slurred his speech: "I...... I...... I throw in the towel. ”
The referee saw the boy raise his hand to admit defeat, so he directly announced: "In the first game, the winner is Tang Xiaoxian of Jingzhou University, and the current score is 1-0, and Jingzhou University is ahead." ”
"Humph!"
Tang Xiaoxian walked out of the ring angrily.
In this game, the winning side is depressed, and the losing side is elated.
In the face of such a result, Xu Keli commented: "Wendao University has obviously guessed that the Beijing Conference will send LV4 to play the first game, so it dares to directly send a LV1 to play, and from the current situation, Wendao University has an eighty percent chance of winning." ”
"So, Lao Xu, do you want to bet on Wendao University to win, and let's play something else this time?" Qiu Yu said.
"Wait, wait, I'll see what's going on for the next game. "Huckley is clearly scared of losing.
In the VIP seat, the middle-aged man next to the governor pretended to be very sorry and said, "Oh, this Wendao University is not good, I chose the wrong one again." ”
He said this, but it was difficult to hide the smug look between his eyebrows.
Governor Dong Guohua turned pale and did not say a word.
At this point, the referee motioned for the second player from both sides to come on. Michelle got up and flew into the ring, and on the opposite side was a timid looking girl.
Once again, the data of both parties were displayed on the big screen.
Mi Xue: Jingzhou University, sophomore, LV4.
Zhang Chuyun: Wendao University, freshman student, LV1.
"!"
The students of Beijing University scolded directly.
The scene was chaotic, and some people even threw the mineral water bottle in their hand onto the stage.
The girl also raised her hand to concede defeat, and the referee announced that Kyungju University was leading 2-0.
Xu Keli patted the table and stood up, shouting: "This time I bet, if this Jingda can win, I will kiss the donkey directly." ”
Qiu Yu joked: "What did the donkey do wrong? ”
In the VIP seat, Governor Dong Guohua stood up from his seat, his hands clenched on the railing, his green tendons bulging, obviously extremely angry.
On the surface, Kyonju University is leading 2-0 and can win with one more win, but everyone knows that the chances are already slim.
In the next three games, Wenda will inevitably send them three LV4s, and there is no LV4 to play on the Jingda side.
LV3 and LV4 are only one level apart, but everyone knows that LV3 has almost no chance of winning LV4.
Ladies and gentlemen, I finally got the recommendation of the book city, and the results during the recommendation period are very important to me, please give me all the recommendation votes these days. Will I eat white porridge in the future...... White porridge with pickles, it's up to everyone.
(End of chapter)