Chapter 146: The Old Lady Makes Trouble

I didn't realize what was going on, the black gas had already submerged into the coffin, but neither the fat man nor the Taoist hat had seen the black gas, let alone seen the black gas enter the coffin.

However, after disappearing, I am not sure if I have seen it wrong, there are only two candles and a permanent lamp illuminating the whole hall, the light is very dim, and it is a black gas, so I am not sure.

I observed the coffin for a while, looked at the ghost standing in the corner, and found nothing unusual, so I breathed a sigh of relief and continued to watch the spirit with the Taoist hat.

The fat man originally wanted to connect the fuse, but in the end it ended because he couldn't find the spare insurance money, and he gave the old lady a wake, as long as he kept this night, and then did a few rituals for the old lady, and arranged for the old lady to be buried, there would be nothing for us.

The wake was carried out as usual, burning paper money and adding lamp oil, but after the old lady deceived the corpse, the three of us did not feel sleepy, and all of us stayed in the mourning hall, looking at the coffin nervously, hoping that there would be no more accidents.

The mourning hall was very solemn, and none of the three of us spoke. The Taoist hat pinched the time to burn the paper on time, and the fat man looked at the ever-bright lamp and did not let the lamp go out. I can only look at the incense from time to time, and look at the coffin from time to time.

After a while, no anomalies occurred, and the nerves of the three of us relaxed. The lights in the mourning hall were dim, and it was impossible to rest, so the three of us chatted.

"Fatty, what's going on with that second girl, tell me about it."

I suddenly remembered the second girl who threatened the fat man with the Taoist hat before, and now I remember that I am still a little curious, what kind of person is this that makes the fat man so jealous.

When the Taoist hat heard me ask this question, he also put down the paper money in his hand first, and looked at the fat man with ill intentions. When the fat man heard the words "Eryatou", he shuddered again, turned around and glared at the Taoist hat fiercely.

The Taoist hat also glared back, and said to the fat man: "Hurry up, you always have to face this matter." The face of the Taoist hat looked a little ruddy, obviously holding back a smile like this.

The fat man turned his head to look at me, took a deep breath, and asked solemnly, "Do you really want to know who that person is?" I nodded solemnly, and I waited for the fat man's answer. The fat man took another deep breath before he began to speak.

After listening to it, I almost didn't laugh and suffocated to death, it turned out that the fat man was a girl who was jokingly ordered a baby kiss with the second girl in the east of the village. Originally, it was just a joke, but I didn't expect that after the child was born, it turned out to be a boy and a girl.

When the two families got together to talk about this, they really took this matter seriously and ordered a real doll. Originally, the second girl, when she was a child, she was quite a water spirit, but she didn't expect it to be ruined when she grew up, how can it be described as miserable.

Weighing nearly two hundred pounds, his face is full of fat, and the fat on his body trembles with every step, and the two braids look a little yellowish when he combs his head, and he likes to snort in front of the fat man.

In fact, this is not to blame the second girl, the second girl is originally more delicious, and the fat man's parents also regard the second girl as their daughter-in-law, and they have always given the second girl delicious food, and the second girl's family is also delicious to entertain the fat man. The fat man's body shape is also fed like this, but the second girl is even more innocent.

It's okay for the second girl to snort once in front of the fat man, but there are many times, especially that kind of body shape, which makes the fat man have a psychological shadow, and then he hides when he sees the second girl, and he trembles when he hears the three words of the second girl.

If it weren't for the fat man's father forcibly demanding that the fat man must marry the second girl, the fat man would not have come out of the house to join the Taoist hat.

I was holding back my laughter the whole time, and the fat man looked bitter when he told it, as if he had been greatly wronged. Someone else, a girl who is smart, was stunned by the fat man's family to be like that, and the fat man is not going to be responsible! When I laughed with the Taoist hat again, I didn't forget to give him a look of contempt.

Although the Taoist hat and I wanted to laugh, we still couldn't hold back our laughter. After all, the mourning hall is a solemn place, and laughing out loud is the greatest disrespect to the deceased, but this thing is so funny that the Taoist hat and I can only hold on.

Although the Taoist hat and I wanted to laugh, we still couldn't hold back our laughter. After all, the mourning hall is a solemn place, and laughing out loud is the greatest disrespect to the deceased, but this thing is so funny that the Taoist hat and I can only hold on.

The fat man glared at me and the Taoist hat fiercely, and he couldn't wait to beat the two of us up at his expression. I took several deep breaths to calm my mind, and it took a while for the Taoist priest to completely restrain the expression on his face.

This incident was so funny that I and the Taoist hat really wanted to laugh, but even if this thing passed, we continued to keep the vigil.

The three of us were still sitting on those few things, but nothing out of the ordinary happened. After a while, the flame of the candle and the flame of the lantern began to shake, and the shadows of the three of us on the wall also began to shake, which looked a bit of a horror movie.

The Taoist hat said to the fat man: "Three fat men, go and see if the doors and windows are not closed properly, if they are not closed properly, close them, and don't blow out the ever-bright lamp." As he spoke, the Taoist hat stretched out a hand to protect the lantern from extinguishing the flames.

The fat man immediately got up and went to close the doors and windows, but the Taoist hat didn't seem to be very well protected, and the flame of the ever-bright lamp was still shaking, and it could be extinguished at any time. I looked at the time, it was almost time to burn the paper money, picked up a stack of paper money and threw it into the brazier, and let the flames consume the paper money.

Soon, the fat man's voice came: "The doors and windows are closed, and there will be no wind coming in!" Then the fat man walked back quickly, but the flame of the candle and the lamp still flickered.

Looking at this scene, I can't help but feel numb in my scalp, this is too similar to the scene when the old lady cheated the corpse, could it be that the old lady is still restless, and still wants to get up?

As soon as I arrived, there was movement inside the coffin, and the sound of fingernails scratching the coffin came from inside the coffin, and the sound was sharp and piercing in the mourning hall.

The fat man was even more shocked when he heard this voice: "Old Qiu, didn't you say that this old lady has already solved it?" Why is it making a fuss again, it won't be that he has taken a fancy to you and wants to take you down to be a filial son and grandson! "I really can't imagine that the fat man still has the heart to joke at this time.

I glanced at the fat man and said, "I really want to take it down as a grandson, how good it is to take you, when you have nothing to do, when you are fine, you are fat, you will definitely be able to bite it for a while when you are hungry." ”

"When is this, you two are still poor in time, hurry up and don't let the old lady toss anymore, my old bones can't stand it." The Taoist hat shouted at the two of us, and it seemed that he was really in a hurry.

The fat man and I are no longer poor-mouthed, I hurriedly looked at the corner where the old lady's ghost was, but I didn't expect the old lady's ghost to still stand in the corner with a blank face, I suddenly thought of the black gas before, could it be the ghost of the black gas?

I hurriedly looked at the coffin. At this time, the coffin lid was suddenly flipped open and fell directly to the side, and the old lady inside bounced up directly from the coffin, looking up at the old lady in the shaking candle flame, feeling that the old lady was really too frightened.

The white hair on his head stood up, all the facial features on his face were twisted and squeezed together, the empty socket of his left eye somehow glowed red, and the other eye also opened, which also emitted red light.

The wrinkles on his face are even worse, and he almost wrinkles his whole face. Her face was dark and blue, and the nails on her hands had skyrocketed a lot, looking very sharp, and the old lady's current image already looked terrifying, coupled with the dim lighting, it was even more terrifying.

The old lady glanced at us below, jumped out of the coffin, ran straight towards me, and thrust her hands straight at me like steel nails, and I quickly took out a few charms from my pocket, and threw them all on the old lady's body, and then said, "Hurry as a law!" ”

Originally, I didn't expect these charms to have any effect, but I didn't expect them to knock the old lady backwards, and she looked much weaker than just now.

The old lady saw that she had suffered a loss at my place, so she turned her head and rushed to the fat man, who directly picked up the chair placed on the side, and ignored the warning of the Taoist hat, and directly picked it up on the old lady.

Unexpectedly, the old lady was unscathed, and the chair in the fat man's hand was almost about to fall apart, and it squeaked when he picked it up. The fat man also knew that this would be different, so he hurriedly took out his jade unicorn and blocked it in front of him.

After the jade unicorn came out, it emitted a burst of red light, and the old lady seemed to be very jealous of that red light, and covered her face with her hands and stepped back again. The old lady stepped back a little, then looked at me, and then at the fat man, not knowing who to strike.

The Taoist hat is really treacherous, and when he saw that the fat man's chair did not move the old lady, he immediately hid behind the coffin, so he was not found by the old lady.

The fat man and I saw that the old lady was afraid, so it was easy to say. I took out a stack of charms in my hand, and the fat man took his jade unicorn and pressed it towards the old lady.

The old lady also knew how powerful the things we had in our hands, and she retreated again and again, and did not rush towards the two of us.

Seeing this, the two of us were even more energetic, and rushed towards the old lady directly with the charm and the jade unicorn. The old lady hurriedly jumped back.

The door opened suddenly, and the old lady snatched it away, and soon disappeared into the night. I looked helplessly at the ghost of the old lady who was still hiding in the corner, there was no corpse as a ghost, and the ghost of the old lady was not easy to go to hell, so it seemed that the body could only be retrieved first.