Chapter 007: Crazy Biao
Zhu Worm has no ability, but it is a must to mess around, and he glared at Xiao Tang and shouted.
"Go and go, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, our cow, if you don't pay, we'll find the director to sue you, hum!"
At this time, it was getting late, and Xiao Tang was in a hurry, so he rushed up twice, took out the handcuffs and prepared to use them.
"Uncle Screw, salute first and then soldier, if you don't cooperate, don't blame me for being strong!"
Zhang Fangqing cultivated here, and really didn't want to be disturbed, so he dodged in front of Xiao Tang, and said with a little anger on his vicissitudes of life.
"If you have anything to do, please get out of here, don't dirty my place!"
Why did Zhu Worm Eight come, Zhang Fang had already guessed half a point, the past was vivid, she was tired, and she didn't want to get involved in the grievances of the rivers and lakes anymore.
But Xiao Tang was taken aback, how could this aunt be so unworldly?
The hand holding the handcuffs trembled slightly, he touched the rubber stick with one hand, waited for it, stared at Zhang Fang and said, "Who are you, show me your ID card!" ”
"Why should I show you, I owe you your ID card, in the wilderness, bullying me a Taoist aunt, that's how you serve the people?"
"I'll say one side again, ID card, hold your head in your hands, and squat!"
"Hmph, no, I won't show you if I have!"
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The two argued, Zhu Worm was stunned and didn't know what to do, and said that the pangolins and rats that followed all the way were nesting outside the door, and they felt strange when they looked at it, and discussed for a while, and finally decided that the pangolins would go in to explore the wind.
The pangolin man is tall and large, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, well-developed limbs and a simple mind, and as soon as he wipes his mouth, he immediately jumps out and roars outside the door.
"What's noisy, it's fucking dishonest to burn incense!"
Looking back, Xiao Tang was surprised, when did this person come, and why did he look murderous?
Zhu Worm Eight looked at Zhang Fang, Zhang Fang looked at Xiao Tang, Xiao Tang looked at the pangolin, and the pangolin looked at Zhu Worm Eight, the four of them had their own thoughts, but only Xiao Tang was awe-inspiring, he ripped off the rubber stick and pointed at the pangolin.
"Today is not the fifteenth day of the new year, who are you, and what are you here for?"
For a while, the quarrels continued, Xiao Tang almost wanted to make a move, he first came here, and he didn't know the origin of this Lingguan Old Man Temple, but the pangolin knew that the ace killer of Li Shan in the past, the madman Biao, was hiding here, so he stood at the door and shouted, not daring to step in.
The madman Biao is Biaozi, at this moment he is nesting in the belly of the old man Lingguan, looking out through the small hole in the navel, seeing Zhang Fang's anxious expression, his eyes are horizontal, and he crawls out from under the feet of the old man.
"Get out!"
This sound, like thunder, everyone was taken aback, and the pangolin at the door retreated, opening its mouth and shouting: "Get out!" ”
"Wait, don't go!"
Xiao Tang snorted urgently, and he was about to catch up, but the Zhu worm didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he actually came over sideways and grabbed him.
"Don't you want to run, the cow matter, tell me clearly today!"
"I'll say it again, get out of here!" The madman Biao's wrinkled face was full of anger, and he roared again, frightening the scalp of Zhu Worm's back neck, and hurriedly let go of his hand and turned his face to look at Biaozi.
"He's ...... Biaozi? ”
Zhu Worm has seen Biaozi, although all these years have passed, he still can't forget Biaozi's sharp eyes, looking at Biaozi's white hair, his hand stopped in the air kept trembling, stuttering.
"Biao...... Brother Biaozi, you ...... You okay! ”
Biao Zi is old, his leg was injured when he was young, and his edge is no longer sharp, but his majesty is still there, and he glanced at Zhang Fang, and he stretched out his hand and pointed outside the temple.
"I know it's me, but I dare to be presumptuous, get out of the temple for me!"
Zhu Wormba thought that he couldn't provoke Biaozi, his head was lowered, and he walked out dejectedly, but Xiao Tang looked Biaozi up and down, full of doubts and thought: "Who is this person, with a big tone and even more murderous aura, is he a wanted criminal?" ”
It was only in March, and the madman Biao began to be bare-chested, although he looked old, the muscles on his arms were still towering, and the white hair on his skull covered half of the scars on his face, and he looked very evil.
Looking back, he saw Zhu Worm Ba standing outside the door and did not go far, Xiao Tang Zhuang was bold and pointed at Biaozi.
"I don't care who you are, ID card, holding your head in your hands, squatting on the ground!"
"You Tang Jun, have you eaten leopard gall, don't mess with him, get out quickly!" Zhu Worm pinch a cold sweat for Xiao Tang, stood at the door and watched, secretly complaining in his heart.
"Humph!" Biao Zi snorted coldly, turned around leisurely, reached out and touched the incense burner, pulled out a meter-long green snake, and threw it on the ground with a click.
"Puff puff ......"
The green snake swished twice, rushing towards Xiao Tang, frightened Xiao Tang to retreat, the madman shouted, the green snake hibernated, holding its head high, spitting yellow letters.
This is Zhu Yeqing, commonly known as the five-step snake, it is a mouthful, and if you don't take five steps, Xiao Tang raised his throat with a heart, his face tightened, and he looked at the snake and roared in horror.
"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go, don't let the snake come!"
Biaozi grinned, the scar on his face jumped, stretched out his hand in his mouth, and blew a scream, and the bamboo leaf green winded back, stretching the foot of the desk, winding up, and crawling into the incense burner.
Xiao Tang was shocked, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, ran out in fear, and scolded secretly: "What a madman, if you play with this thing, aren't you afraid of being bitten yourself?" ”
Biao Zi also watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", learning from Ouyang Feng, who is bored in the mountains, and playing with snakes can not only cultivate sentiment, but also scare people.
The snake was already terrifying, not to mention the poisonous snake, Xiao Tang rushed to the door, twisted Zhu Wormba's hands violently, didn't dare to turn his head back, and pulled him down the mountain.
Nanmen Mountain, the mountain road is extremely difficult to walk, and it is the second half of the night when I return to the village, the rice field ancient tomb case is very serious, Xiao Tang did not dare to rest, twisted Zhu Wormba into the office, and started the trial overnight.
"Zhu Wormba, tell me honestly, what have you done?"
"What, in the middle of the night, if you don't discuss the cow with me, what are you talking about, you don't sleep, I still have to sleep!"
"Don't talk to me, you didn't do anything wrong, what kind of incense do you burn?"
"If you want to know, I'll tell you when I come to smoke!"
After walking all night on the mountain road, Zhu Worm was very tired and wanted to smoke to refresh himself, but he was reluctant to smoke himself, so he simply stretched out his hand and asked Xiao Tang for it.
"Here you go, hurry up and explain, I can tell you, this is going to lose your brain!"
"Okay, okay, what's the comparison, isn't it just going up the mountain to burn incense, drop your braincase, you fucking intimidate me?" With a click, he lit a cigarette, and Zhu Worm immediately turned his face, turned his head to look to the side, looking indifferent, swallowing clouds and spitting fog.
Xiao Tang lacks social experience, Zhu Wormba is an old fritter, and after a competition, Xiao Tang is a little exhausted.
Looking at Zhu Worm's nonchalant appearance, he tilted his head and thought about it, and Xiao Tang suddenly remembered a trick......