So Bai Yuan found a place next to him and sat down where he could see the mouth of the alley.

That person is extremely beautiful, different from the cold style of the plum blossom demon, but there is a little simplicity and ignorance in his eyes.

He stared fiercely at the Yueyue Tower not far away.

Obviously, just listen to the name and know that it is a green building.

System: "Man! Your name is a pervert! ”

Bai Yuan: "Do you think that with his current appearance, who will prostitute whom when he goes to Qinglou?" ”

The system doesn't talk anymore.

After a while, it said unconvinced, "What's so great about being good-looking?" He's a monster, and youkai are all good-looking. ”

Demons are not like people, they are born and stereotyped.

These guys have been cultivating for many years, and in addition to having special hobbies when they transform into human forms, they are all beautiful and how to come.

"What is he going to do?"

Staring at the Yueyue Tower, can you stare at a flower?

However, there was an exclamation, and the gate of the Yuelou... It's really blooming.

The moment the buds opened, a foul smell spread.

Even in this teahouse, it stinks, you can imagine how smelly the Invite Yue Building is now.

The guests inside ran away quickly, and the girl in the building was retched by the stink...

Bai Yuan chuckled, "Well, it's his normal operation. ”

However, Yingyuelou was not a vegetarian either, and soon a group of strong men found him and surrounded him in the middle.

The Peach Blossom Demon who has exhausted his spiritual power: Oops, it's over, I forgot to leave some spiritual power and ran away!

"Good! You still dare to come, catch him, send him to the National Teacher's Mansion, and let the National Teacher pick up the skin and cramp! ”

The Peach Blossom Demon, who couldn't control her trembling, struggled to overcome her fear.

"Humph! I'm a thousand-year-old demon, just a few of you, I only need one move..."

He pretended to wave his hand...

A group of strong men were really beaten out!

Peach Blossom Demon: Mom! Did you leave me all your spiritual power when you ascended? Or did you leave me some treasure?

But, when his mother ascended, he was just an ordinary peach tree.

System: "Other demons have cultivated for thousands of years and indeed have some Taoism, but he is a tree!" It is estimated that after thousands of years of cultivation, he will not be able to transform into a form. ”

Bai Yuan carefully observed the man.

"You say so, he has a special bloodline?"

System: I don't want to speak, and as soon as I speak, I want to expose information, this host is really annoying!

Bai Yuan began to analyze, "According to common sense, this special bloodline is either a villain or a male partner, what kind of person is he?" ”

The system began to play dead.

The strong men over there were flustered, and one of them ran to the National Teacher's Mansion to report the news, while the rest of the people trembled and tried to step forward.

The peach blossom demon waved his hand tentatively, and the strong man flew out again.

He jumped three feet high triumphantly, "Haha! This bloodline is really extraordinary, I tell you, my mother is the peach tree of the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Palace, dare to touch me, let you be reincarnated as a pig in the next life! ”

After saying that, he walked away proudly.

System: "This look of being rampant is really like the host." ”

The Peach Blossom Demon has been very smooth recently, and the Invitation Moon Tower, who had bullied him before, was made stinky by him for several days.

The next day, I saw a jade bottle on the road, which contained a steady stream of water with a gentle aura, pouring some water on Zhen's body, and he could sleep comfortably for a night.

Even his neighbors, who used to spy on him, don't know how to move.

The new neighbor seems to be a monster too, either he doesn't go out, or he hasn't come back for a long time, and he hasn't seen anyone yet.

However, on this day, the national teacher actually took his disciples to find a neighbor.

Oh, my God! It must be the neighbor's identity that has been revealed.

It's the same youkai, even if he hasn't seen it, he has to help.

The national teacher was coming to Bai Yuan, and the queen in the palace was scolded several times because of the plum blossom demon, so he contacted him privately, wanting to take advantage of the emperor's anger to hunt and clean up the plum blossom demon.

Who would have thought, just knocked on the door twice, and a monster that was obviously not deep jumped out.

"What are you going to do?"

The disciple lowered his voice, "Master, it is the one who made a big fuss about inviting Yuelou a few days ago, and the real body should be the Peach Blossom Demon." ”

The national teacher knocked him on the head, "Who can't see it, didn't you see that he was holding a peach branch in his hand?" ”

"Master, do you think the jade bottle in his hand is a little familiar?"

Hearing the words jade bottle, the peach blossom demon almost exploded.

"I picked it up, and I threw it on the road, and I picked it up because someone else didn't want it."

Disciples: This jade bottle can be exchanged for at least five big mansions in the capital, you can really pick it up.

The national teacher seemed to be smiling, looked at him seriously for a while, and said in a loud voice, "Bai Daochang, I will go back first today, and when you have time, you will go to the National Teacher's Mansion and discuss important matters." ”

After speaking, he took his disciples and left.

Inside the door, Bai Yuan covered his face.

She threw the pot to the system, "I just said that I don't live here, you have to move here, this time the national teacher knows about it, how can you cheat things from the national teacher in the future?" ”

System: "You don't know how stupid he is!" If he hadn't looked at him, he might have done something stupid..."

"For example?"

"For example, pretending to be a woman to assassinate the emperor..."

System: Why can't I control this mouth!

It's all because of the ancestors of the spirit people, why did they want us to be born into spirits?

If you want to say something, you just think about it.

If there is flesh, I can cover my mouth when the nerves are transmitted to the tongue.

Now that it has been exposed, it simply does not hide it at all.

"Actually, he is also a villain, the original owner once caught him, and saw that he was stupid and had no spiritual power, so he let him go."

Later, the original owner died, and he was determined to avenge Bai Yuan.

first sneaked into the palace, and then even the palace guards couldn't beat it, but fortunately, everyone was surprised by his beauty, didn't pay attention, and was escaped by him.

Subsequently, he disguised himself as a woman and was elected to the palace.

This time, he approached the emperor closely, and before he could make a move, he was exposed by the plum blossom demon.

Familiar plot, familiar routine.

The plum blossom demon sacrificed himself as the emperor to block the sword, and he was about to die, and some people said that as long as he dug out his inner dan, he could save Concubine Mei.

So Neidan was dug up, and the bloodline was also stolen.

After death, the original peach tree was also made into a magic weapon...

Bai Yuan was silent for a long time after hearing this.

Until he was interrupted by an angry rebuke through the door.

"It turns out that you are a Taoist priest! They deceived me. ”

Angry and unexpected, the guy who was his natural enemy was squatting in the yard, and he was kind enough to drive away the national teacher, and he turned out to be a stinky Taoist priest.

Unable to swallow this breath, he decided to take revenge on the other party.

That night, he took advantage of the moonlight to squat under the wall of the other party's courtyard, turned back into his original body, poured out several bottles of water from the jade bottle, and poured it on his body.

Stretch the branches.

The stones of the courtyard wall made a clattering sound.

Hum! Dare to lie to me and knock your wall down!

Bai Yuan, who had been drawn out of a lot of spiritual power by the jade bottle, put his hand on the wall.

A spell directly shattered the entire wall, and the peach tree was so frightened that it pulled its legs, no, it ran away.

It turned into an inconspicuous peach branch, shrunk under the bed and shivered.

A child who got up at night laughed and went back to his father and said, "Mother, I saw a tree running away with long legs." ”

was taught by his mother with his ears in his hands, "What nonsense? Which tree can run with long legs? Go to sleep. ”

My neighbor is a stinky Taoist with high mana!

Super horrible!

However, probably because the other party didn't kill him last time, he couldn't help but want to flirt.

This time he prepared a lot of firewood and piled it up at the back door of his neighbor.

Do you think he wanted to burn the Taoist priest?

No, he is so afraid of fire, of course he makes a lot of smoke and smokes the Taoist priest to death!

After he was busy for a long time, tired and sweaty, the Bai Yuan Fire Talisman cooperated with the Wind Talisman, and the firewood pile instantly ignited.

"Ahh

The fire followed him as if it had eyes.

The yard was scurrying around.

I was so tired that I couldn't run anymore before the fire went out.

My neighbors... The Taoist priest is super scary!