Zhao Guangyi cried for a while, and then continued to tell.

After his mother's death, the only one in the family who still took pity on him was his cousin.

The cousin found him a job in the sanitation department, and told the sanitation department that Zhao Guangyi had autism.

The leader of the sanitation department is quite reasonable, allowing him to clean up at night, hide during the day, and not participate in small meetings, but the conference still needs to, because the secretary of the big leader is named, and the person is not easy to get along with and is more rigid.

Zhao Guangyi continued his life like this, until he thought he might die with a stomachache.

At that moment, he suddenly felt that his life was too miserable, and he suddenly remembered his parents, who were the people he had the most contact with in his life, and the only one and only two.

He also thought of the male classmates who bullied him when he was in junior high and high school, and they turned out to be the people he interacted with the most in his life.

He used to stay at home, and he would watch a lot of TV series and movies when he had nothing to do.

What he likes to watch most is family dramas, so he actually envies the family, wants to have a woman of his own, and also wants to have his own children.

But his life seems to have come to an end, and everything has nothing to do with him.

He's going to die!

Before he died, he left so many regrets, what a painful realization, only he himself knows.

"But in the end I didn't die, and lay in my room for four days, all right! Hehe, I thought, maybe God heard my heart and left me one last chance, so he brought me back to life. That day I dressed up Lili Soso, out of the door, I plan to see the world again, I used to go out at night, rarely seen in the daytime, but I didn't expect it to be the end, hey, all the way away, all the way away, it's not easy for me to survive, old guy, and then I came to BlackBerry Academy, and a person who fled with me was very good, he helped me find a job boiling water in the college, and then a teacher accidentally found out that my soul control ability was different, so I had the original stone, I didn't expect that teacher's ultimate goal was to study me and lock me up for many years......"

Yang Mu listened to Zhao Guangyi's story and felt really humble.

If you live like this for the rest of your life, will that person still be alive? Life is endless, death is nameless, and after he dies, no one in this world will know that there was such a person who has walked in the world, how sad it is.

"So you want to change, do you like Su Yueying?"

"No, no, no, I ......"

Zhao Guangyi was very nervous, waved his hand vigorously, stopped halfway through the conversation, and then sighed decadently:

"Too young, she's too young."

"But the difference is more than twenty years, human beings have yellow stones, there is no problem in terms of physical function at all, you may live for a few hundred years, your life has just begun, Lao Zhao, Zhao Guangyi, for many years after that, do you still have to live the same as before?"

"If I don't live like this, what else can I do?"

"That's why I said you need a man, Lao Tzu will tell you about my life, so that you can know what it means to be tough."

Yang Mu was crazy because he felt that his life was legendary enough.

The wandering paragraph is very familiar, as the so-called one trick is fresh, eat all over the world, it has been said a lot of changes, Yang Mu already knows that paragraph can attract people's hearts, that paragraph can make people cry, that paragraph can make people cry, that paragraph can make people feel surprised, and that paragraph can make people creepy.

Yang Mu used this story to deceive the hearts of many women, and it is also effective for men.

Zhao Guangyi was shocked when he heard this, and asked questions from time to time, and then he was amazed, until Yang Mu became a son-in-law, and he was there for two years, and then the end broke out.

Yang Mu's life after the end of the day is obviously more exciting.

Don't mention the matter of obtaining the original stone, Yang Mu is mainly talking about women.

Hu Die, Li Dahua, Lin Yue, Xiang Ru, Wen Sijia, Chu Hong, Sheng Xia, Gu Na, Gu Li, Yu Jiao, Wang Yuan, Hong Yi, Xiao Tang, Alice Na, and Eighteen Lori, Eighteen Maids, and even Meng Shengge and Qu Xiaowen.

The vinegar in Zhao Guangyi's eyes can be used to make kimchi, and after Yang Mu finished speaking, he stumbled when he spoke.

"You slept with so many women?"

Yang Mutian nodded shamelessly and said:

"What is this? There's a lot more I haven't said. ”

"Those eighteen little Lori are all seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls!"

"Well, of course!"

"Wow! Little brother, you're really amazing. ”

"So what you need is a life coach, a good man like me, to tell you how to sleep with a woman!"

"Yes, yes, but brother, are you sure you're not bragging? With the way you look, this physique can't crush other women's daughters to death, and they are really willing to climb into your bed. ”

"This ......"

Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, and then he was angry.

"Lao Tzu hasn't always looked like this, his body has mutated, I still have a chance to become what I was, and I was a super handsome guy."

"Hey, I'm going to be handsome after all."

Zhao Guangyi was a little disappointed, he was an old man, and he had nothing to do with handsome.

"A man is not everything, how to make a woman follow you with all her heart? It's not how handsome you are, it's not how capable you are, it's not how rich you are, it's that you're used to sleeping with her! Those who worship money do have good looks, but believe me, most women don't really care about these things, the key is that you can stimulate their imagination. ”

"Imagination?"

"Well, women are a species that is always fantasizing, why did many women prefer men to give them flowers in the past? Do you think they really like flowers? The moment she couldn't get the flowers, she already fantasized that the man would invite her to dinner and drink in the evening, and then take her to open the house! That's who they are. ”

"Really?"

Of course, women are also human beings, and they have the same needs as men, and the so-called rejection and welcome are applicable to most Oriental women. Oriental culture makes women have to be in a state of repression in that regard, because that's the moral norm, but do you think they agree with this in their hearts? They think it's bad for men to hang out? Of course not! In fact, they will envy men and hope to be as romantic as men, but it's a pity that they are women! ”

Yang Mu began to talk eloquently, not all of them were right, many of them were even crooked, but the topics he said were very exciting, which made Zhao Guangyi, who had never touched a woman, blush, and even his neck and ears were red, as if he had eaten spring. Medicine in general.

The two of them communicated for a while, and Zhao Guangyi really felt that he had benefited a lot, and finally regarded Yang Mu as a god.

"What shall I call you? Call you good brother, as if our age ......"

"In the future, we will have a minimum life expectancy of 500 years old, so the gap within 100 years should be regarded as an age group, in the previous way of expression, we are all children, and we have not even lived a fifth of our lives, do you know? You can just call me a good brother, and I'll call you Lao Zhao. ”

"Don't call Lao Zhao anymore, wasn't the administrator Lao Zhao killed by you? I've become a dead ghost, and I'm quite unlucky. ”

"It doesn't matter, we don't pay attention to these feudal superstitions."

"Well, but good brother, can you really be my life coach? Let me still sleep with a woman in my life? What should I do? ”

"Take your time and don't worry, that Su Yueying is not a superb woman, let's practice with her first, and when we come back to a better one, we can also find someone else."

Lao Zhao was a little embarrassed, and scratched his head after a long time and said:

"Actually, Song Cirong is also very good."

"Song Cirong? The eldest sister at fifty? ”

Yang Mu was speechless, this old Zhao also fell in love with several of them.

Maybe he doesn't have a crush on anyone at all, he just lacks women too much, and he can secretly kiss two of them if he doesn't get a sow.

"Okay, then target Song Cirong and Su Yueying."

"What am I going to do, good brother."

Lao Zhao was very anxious and asked again.

"It's simple, first familiarize them with your presence! That Su Yueying has a habit of cleanliness and is not easy to handle; Song Cirong at least looks normal, let's start with her, from today onwards, you have to appear near her at all times, find opportunities to have physical contact with her, first let her be familiar with you, get used to you, and then find an opportunity to take it. ”

"Huh? Is that okay? ”

"Lao Zhao, how complicated do you think chasing a woman is? Let me tell you, you will always be strangers before you go to bed, and when you go to bed, you are your own person, and the distance between men and women is not love, after all, it is just a bed! And you have to know that you think sleeping with a woman is a big deal, and for other women, it's just lying on the bed and taking off your pants, it's not complicated at all! ”

When Yang Mu said it, it made Zhao Guangyi's blood boil after all.

Let's do it, let him go and talk to Song Cirong immediately.

Yang Mu was very proud, and felt that his experience in women was still good, so he guided Zhao Guangyi in this way, and it should be slowly effective.

It's a pity that everything is not so easy, Zhao Guangyi went, as soon as he saw Song Cirong, he immediately wilted, it is already a difficult thing for an autistic person to be able to open his heart knot, and it is impossible to expect him to become a master of flirting with girls.

Yang Mu said clearly, no matter how Zhao Guangyi agrees, he is simply useless when he fights.

Song Cirong still looks like a noblewoman, neither humble nor arrogant to others, Zhao Guangyi squatted in the corner of the house like a native grandson.

Yang Mu looked at all this with a yellow villain and shook his head again and again.

Forget it, take your time, you can't do it overnight.

What's more, helping Zhao Guangyi find a woman is not his purpose, he just wants to understand them and reach an intimate relationship.

Since Zhao Guangyi can't do it, he can only go out on his own.

Yang Mu directly invited the Minions to come in and let Song Cirong come to the office, while Zhao Guangyi waited for the news.

Song Cirong took small steps, walked all the way very elegantly, and after entering the room, Yang Mu directly closed the door.

This is the basement, and most of the buildings have no windows, as is this large office, which is surrounded by a lot of lights that illuminate it like daylight.

Song Cirong seemed a little nervous when he saw Yang Mu closing the door, and said softly:

"What are you doing with the door? Yang Mu, we are grasshoppers on a rope now, do you want to bully me?"

Seeing that Song Cirong looked like he was going to insult her, Yang Mu covered his face speechlessly.

"Auntie, I admit that I like older women, and I admit that you look like a, but you're fifty! As for me? Bullying you fifty-year-old old thing? ”