Chapter 8: The Facial Paralysis Ranger

"Yu Lanxi? Well...... I don't want to pester her, but ...... She's a good person...... I ......"

"Can you tell me straightforwardly, why are you pestering her?"

Xuchen was originally listening to the story with great interest, but when it came to Yu Lanxi, Yu Qiming was stumbling and spitting, and he couldn't tell the reason for a long time, so he was furious......

"Yu Lanxi, she made the Forgetfulness Pill invalid......"

Yu Qiming said such a sentence half sadly, half brightly, which made people scratch their heads.

"What do you mean?"

Xuchen looked extremely impatient.

"After getting to know her, I started to have joys and sorrows again! I'm starting to have lust again...... I, I want to ......"

"Why did you ask her to help you?"

Zhan Ma observed that Xuchen's face was wrong, and interrupted Yu Qiming's words in time, and quickly changed the topic.

"I get her into trouble, I keep asking her to help me, to make her sympathize with me, to make her pity me, to make her develop the habit of helping me...... As long as I go out, there will always be people who want to bully me, and even if no one bullies me, I can always find fault and make them want to beat me, let them all come and beat me......"

"Look for death!"

Xuchen scolded hatefully in his heart, "You are taking advantage of others, you are taking advantage of other people's kindness, do you know?" Although some people are indeed terrifyingly kind, as kind as a naΓ―ve idiot! I don't know if I'm being used, I think I'm a hero, a hero! How ridiculous! ”

"Yes, Lanxi is so naΓ―ve, she is so kind, she is unconditionally good to people. She's a woman! Oh no, she said she was a ranger! She's always the first to come to my rescue! I listened to her arrangement and let her take care of my food, clothing, housing and transportation! She was always ...... whenever I needed her."

"Why?"

Xuchen finally yelled unbearably.

"Why? I can chat with her! ”

"Chat? That's it? ”

Xuchen thought he was well-informed, but this time he finally saw the truth of what it means to be big in the forest and have all kinds of birds.

"That's right! It's just chatting! Everyone calls her a 'facial paralysis ranger'! I didn't know what 'facial paralysis' meant at first, I thought it was a disease with a lot of history! Speaking of this, Yu Qiming smiled, and then said, "I thought to myself, I am going to heaven and earth, destroying the world, and I must also cure her!" ”

"Come on, huh? You can't save yourself from your own blindness! ”

Xuchen sneered coldly.

"......" Yu Qiming continued: "His Royal Highness Xuchen is extremely right, I can't help myself!" Fortunately, 'facial paralysis' is not a disease at all. It's just a figure of speech used by mortals to describe those who don't like to talk or laugh. ”

"Why doesn't she laugh? Why doesn't she love to talk? Why does she only want to talk to you? What did you all talk about? ”

The more Xuchen listened, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't wait to lift Qiming upside down with one hand, and pour these stories out of his mouth directly, saving him the trouble of asking back and forth.

"I'm sorry, this involves her privacy, with all due respect!"

Yu Qiming suddenly became angry, and actually refused to answer Xuchen's question directly!

"You don't say? Believe it or not, I'll pull you back to the fairy realm now, throw you into the immortal pool, die and die, melt it and use it to make fertilizer to water the immortal tree! I'm not kidding you, you know, I can't do anything! ”

Xuchen was furious, I don't know if it was because Yu Qiming refused to explain honestly and refused to answer questions. Or is it because Yu Qiming refuses to answer the question about Yu Lanxi. This is not known for the time being.

"I believe you can do it, but if you want me to betray Lanxi, please forgive me for not being able to do it!"

Zhan Ma angrily reprimanded: "You are looking for death, right? ”

When he was about to step forward and stretch out his hand to grab Yu Qiming, someone suddenly knocked on the door.

"Bang ~ bang ~ bang ~ bang, Qiming, are you there?"

"It's Yu Lanxi!"

"Lan Xi!"

"It's her!"

Almost at the same time, they heard who was coming.

"Go open the door!" Xuchen ordered.

"You guys?" Yu Qiming looked at Xuchen and then at Zhan Yu.

"Let's hide!"

So Yu Qiming got up and quickly opened the door, Yu Lanxi hurriedly entered the house, and then turned around and closed the room.

Yu Lanxi said nervously: "Qiming, after thinking about it, I don't think you can stay here any longer!" That Rising Sun is not good! Moreover, I felt uneasy, and my gut told me that I was no match for him! Let's run away first! ”

Yu Lanxi went straight to the point, and made the intention clear and clear without panting.

"Where am I going?"

"I don't know yet, let's run first!"

"I'm gone, I'll ...... later"

"I'll go see you, I'll still take care of your food, clothing, and shelter! Walk fast, walk fast, walk overnight! ”

Yu Lanxi took care of Yu Qiming's emotions while skillfully helping him pack his bags and prepare to slip away overnight.

After they left, Xuchen and Zhan Yi came out, and Xuchen pulled a chair and sat down in the room very naturally.

"Your Highness, shall we chase?" Zhan Ma looked at Xuchen and asked cautiously.

"No need to chase!" Xuchen shook his hand and said.

"However, Yu Qiming hasn't answered your question yet!" Zhan Ma continued to tell about the current situation.

"I don't need him to tell me, I want Yu Lanxi to tell me personally!" Xuchen touched his cheeks meaningfully.

"Come on! She'll tell you it's weird! Zhan said with a belly.

"Who says it won't!" Xuchen snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Your Highness, do you know how to read minds?" Zhan Ma looked surprised and praised incredulously.

"Hehehe, who am I, I can't do anything!" Xuchen boasted to himself with his eyebrows.

"Bragging, huh?" Zhan Ma couldn't help but scold again.

"You don't believe me! Do you think I'm bragging? Am I like a braggart? Xuchen looked up and glared angrily.

"It's not like, it's just that!"

Zhan Ma decided in his heart that Xuchen was what the people in the fairy world said, and he was a narcissist at all. But Zhan Ma also knew in his heart that Xuchen had this narcissistic capital.

"Bold!"

Xuchen expressed his anger at Zhan Ma's repeated slanders. I really can't think about it, and it's a sin to think about it.

"Your Highness, do you really know how to read minds?"

"It depends on who? Do you think I will bother to read anyone's mind? ”

"Uh-huh." Zhan Ma nodded uncontrollably.

"Your Highness, then I have a question, I don't know if to ask?"

"Then don't ask!"

"But, I'm really curious!"

"What is it?" Xuchen looked up at Zhan Yi, his fingertips beating on his cheeks.

"Your Highness, why did you kill that Chang'e spirit rabbit that day?"

"If you want to kill, kill it!"

"You don't know they're testing you?"

"Yes!"

"Then you have to do it knowing that you can't do it?"

"It's fun."

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"Let's go. We also went back. ”

Xuchen finally got up and turned back.

Zhan Ma followed Xuchen closely, and asked on a whim: "Then, what if they test that day, they are not using the spirit rabbit in Chang'e Moon Palace, but directly Chang'e?" Isn't the result different? ”

"Zhan Ma, are you challenging my endurance? Use you directly, and that's the same ending! ”

"Of course, I'm not a beautiful woman!" Zhan Ma couldn't hold back and sneered in his heart.

"Bold fanatic! Look for death! ”

"Your Highness, you heard it again!"

"Spare your life, Your Highness. Don't dare! ”

"You know you can't do it!"

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Author: Meow Meow Meow ~ Drunk Tang Hot Wheels sells cute online and asks for pets! If you want a ticket, you want to ask for it, and now you want it~lalala, and sing a big song to everyone~