Then it was naturally time for Yang Mu's tricks, and all kinds of delicacies were served to the table by Yang Mu, and many of them were steaming, as if they had just been cooked and plated.

As an absolutely static world, the Space Ring throws a plate of freshly cooked dishes into it, and when it is taken out, it is still in a freshly burned state.

Yang Mu now has space in the ring, and he no longer needs to think about the problem of occupying space, so he throws everything inside.

On Tyrant Island, Yang Mu's kitchen plates were all wiped out by Yang Mu, and he hid a plate of dishes if he was fine, and of course he was sent into the space along with the plates.

This made Li Dahua depressed and angry, and for this reason, he blushed with Yang Mu and yelled.

Of course, in the end, Yang Mu was brought to bed to serve and became a gentle Li Dahua again.

Now Yang Mu invited the Song family to dinner, and he was not stingy, and put some of the treasured dishes on the table, which could not be described, even the roast suckling pig.

"How the hell did you do that?"

A little cousin finally couldn't help but ask.

Yang Mu smiled:

"You're cousin Yaru, aren't you? This is a secret related to my net worth and life, and if you call my brother-in-law now, I will tell you. ”

"No!"

The little girl glared at Yang Mu with disgust.

"Hey, stupid, stupid, don't you see the future? This brother-in-law, you have to call sooner or later, now you call it, you can get my secret, and when you call it in the future, I will give you a red envelope money at most. ”

The little girl raised her mouth, thinking that Yang Mu might have some truth in what she said.

I really want to call him brother-in-law, so that he can find out the secret, but his family is on the side.

The little girl could only sigh in the end, and her brother-in-law's two words reached the tip of her tongue, and she was stunned.

Yang Mu jumped up and down to fill a table, let everyone take a seat, and finally pulled Song Yaru to sit together.

Song Yaru didn't have time to refuse.

Yang Mu is not an outsider at all.

After sitting down, one hand was under the table and stretched directly to Song Yaru's thigh.

Song Yaru hurriedly clamped her legs.

Yang Mu didn't think about astringent things, he just liked to let his palms be sandwiched by Song Yaru's legs.

Because Song Yaru's thigh muscles are very tight and symmetrical, she clamped Yang Mu's hand after her legs were together, making Yang Mu feel at ease and steady.

Somehow, it's like a psychological suggestion.

For example, a 250-degree myopia, in fact, it does not affect going out without glasses, but because of wearing glasses all year round, it is uncomfortable to see even if you can see without glasses.

Another example is that people use mobile phones before the end of the world, it is simply fate, most people no matter what they go out to do, if they find that they forgot to bring their mobile phones, they will immediately go back to get them.

This is the dependence of the human mind on external objects.

Yang Mu really didn't use his brain, all he thought about was so comfortable, although this was the second time he had done this kind of thing to Song Yaru, Yang Mu felt that this might become his habit.

Of course, Song Yaru had a completely different feeling at this time.

Oh, my God!

This thief's hand!

Scared to death personally!

The rest of the family had no idea what the two were doing under the table.

Mother-in-law Ding Li is really good at talking, and smiled at Yang Mudao:

"Okay, it's all up to you, but tell me why you think you can have a future with Yaru?"

"First of all, I want to make it clear that I love Yaru! She is sweet and lovely, gentle and kind, seems to be at home, but her heart is still a little hot, anyway, I have never met a woman with such a good personality, I like her. “

A room full of gorgeous people blushed.

The girls trembled physically and mentally, and secretly said when would a man confess to himself like this?

The sisters-in-law were full of chagrin, thinking that their husbands didn't tell them so affectionately when they chased them.

The aunts really wanted to cry, they still remember how they were tricked into bed by their husbands, and what they heard was not that the man said "I like you", but that they swore before opening the room, don't worry, I live in the same room with you, I won't do anything, I just want to talk to you!

Only the old lady Wang Guizhi was still qualitative, and snorted coldly:

"My granddaughter is not a three-year-old child, do you think a few words can coax her?"

"Grandma, I didn't want to coax her, what I said was the truth, and saying this is not a confession, I just want to tell her and let her remember this."

Yang Mu looked sideways at Song Yaru as he spoke, and said gently:

"Yaru, you must remember what I said, I like you, this is the reason why I want to be with you, not because of any other factor, understand?"

Song Yaru's head was blank, and she was shocked by Yang Mu's confession to her in public, and when she heard Yang Mu talk to her again, she didn't have time to think, and couldn't help but nod her head subconsciously.

Yang Mu said:

"Okay, since Yaru already understands this, then we can continue to talk, come, it's time to eat, let's talk while eating, this story will be very long."

Yang Mu was very enthusiastic, serving dishes and toasting everyone to say New Year's greetings.

It's really hard to be enthusiastic, and in the end, even the old lady was persuaded by Yang Mu to eat a bite of chicken cake, not to mention, it tastes really good.

"Everyone must be very curious, which crack in the stone did my Yang Mu jump out of, and why did he suddenly become the Qin family's fragrant bait? Hey, I'm going to tell this story from when I was five or six years old, when I started a wandering life, I can't remember the exact age...... It's very bitter, I've had my mother give birth to a child since I was a child, and the so-called 'since childhood' is not a figurative word, I mean that I have left home since I was babbling! No one told me when I was ignorant that there were birds flying in the sky, fish swimming in the water, wild dogs running on the road, and people were more dangerous than those wild dogs. ”

Yang Mu's voice became cold, he had told his story many times, every time he told it, he had a new experience, and the words and phrases were more sensational, definitely the kind of tear-jerking narration, during which a large number of scene descriptions were used, and the mental description set off the plot, of course, various sentence patterns were used, what kind of comparison, rhetorical question, borrowing, metaphor.

It can only be said that Yang Mu's Chinese classes when he was a child were not in vain, and his love for literature on weekdays also played a more role.

"It's very dark in the woods, and I'm hiding in the trees, and below me is a pack of wolves, and we've had a few fights, and they're probably aware of my presence and are starting to get used to it, so they don't care if there's me in the trees, even if they do. They tore the boar apart and ate it, maybe they weren't too hungry at the time, and a couple of wolves ate it for a while and then they left, and then it dragged the carcass of the wild boar away, and then I saw it dig a hole in the ground fifty meters away, and put the food in, and that was very important to me, and then I went and took the meat out, washed it with the water from the river, and ate it, so that I didn't starve to death. The wolf is very intelligent, and it doesn't bury its meat when it's hot, because it knows it will rot. And when it's cold, they know how to bury meat and store it......"

The people around listened nervously, because Yang Mu had told about it being chased by wolves.

Finally, a little cousin couldn't help but ask.

"Weren't you still in the city before? You say someone is chasing you, but who is chasing you? What scared you was hiding in the mountains and forests? ”

"Hehe, bad guys, we can tell the story about the bad guys at the end. I didn't hide in the mountains and forests all the time, the conditions were too difficult after all, and I just hid for two months before returning to the city. ”

Yang Mu continued.

When it was miserable, it led to tears, and people slowly entered this story, following Yang Mu's various encounters with joys and sorrows, and crying with all kinds of sorrows.

Finally, Yang Mu talked about that year, and Wen Sijia's encounter.

"I really didn't think that I would be able to meet her in the future, and I wasn't afraid that Yaru would be jealous, but at that time, that little girl named Wen Sijia really became my youth and ignorance."

That's all for this story, and then I was still wandering on the street, and it didn't take long to meet Yang Ling.

After everyone heard this, they realized that Yang Mu had no name for so many years before.

It's really weird, why does he have no name? Why did he wander? The story doesn't seem to be complete, and it makes people want to explore it even more.

Yang Mu said in great detail, from half past ten to four o'clock in the afternoon, lunch will become dinner, people are still unsatisfied, and the things on the table are not less.

Yang Mu was still very thoughtful, letting everyone listen while eating, the more they listened, the more they wanted to listen, and then they didn't eat by mistake.

In this way, I became the son-in-law of the Wen family, and I became a positive result with Wen Sijia. Is there love between us? It must be a yes for me, because she is my first love. But what about Wen Sijia? I think there must have been no at the beginning, maybe in the short contact of two years of married life, she had some special feelings for me, just special, but it doesn't mean anything, I'm a little more special than a cat and a dog, speaking of which, I don't know if you understand, until the day Wen Sijia and I decided to divorce, there was no physical contact between me and her, we were as pure as boiled water, but this story didn't end like this, because after that, on my way to the Civil Affairs Bureau, the end broke out. ”

Everyone was silent.

I just feel that Yang Mu's fate is really tragic and difficult, how can such a child grow into today's man? Yang Mu looks so normal and healthy, and he is so handsome, is this a man's version of natural beauty? You must know that his life was not good when he was a child.

Song Yaru is a little more detailed, she finally understands where Yang Mu's ruffian comes from, he has been formed on the street for so many years, I am afraid that he will not be able to change it in this life.

And Yang Mu's story is not over, and it begins to speed up the pace.

The end broke out, and driven by desire, he slept with Li Dahua, who was half-pushed and half-pushed.

After reuniting with Wen Sijia and establishing Tyrant City, the corpse tide was turbulent, and he stayed in Tyrant City with the soldiers to fight the zombie showdown, but was wiped out and trapped in the underground world for four years!

Four years later, he found a chance to kill the Corpse King, only to be trapped in a small underground cavern for another year!

came out a year later, met Li Dahua again, and knew that Li Dahua had already given birth to him at that time, and Li Dahua was disemboweled, he went through a lot of hardships and finally found his child.

Next, he wandered all the way, and finally arrived at this place and entered the Qin family.

Since then, the story has come to an end.

Yang Mu is actually very cunning.

He told only about three women.

One is Wen Sijia, who didn't have any relationship with him, but really got a marriage certificate before the end.

One is Li Dahua, who has a relationship with him, but actually has no emotional foundation. Then Yang Mu did not tell about the stable married life with Li Dahua in Tyrant City for more than a year, because if this life is told, it certainly shows that the relationship between him and Li Dahua is very close.

The third woman is Lin Yue, because Lin Yue is the person who has lived with him for the longest time except for Li Dahua, and Yang Mu can't hide it. However, the relationship with Lin Yue is not ambiguous at all, it is also a product of passion in the apocalypse, they met on a suitable night, in a closed building, Yang Mu walked over, Lin Yue opened the door, invited him into the house to drink, and then went to bed, no matter who listened, it was just a chance encounter without feelings.

As for the others, Yang Mu felt that there was no need to say it.

There has long been an agreement with the four maids, Yang Mu will never abandon them, and they will not interfere in any of Yang Mu's private life, never mention any name, and never disclose the relationship to the public.

There is also Xiangru, although he has been in love with Yang Mu, but he has never had an intimate relationship, and unlike Wen Sijia, he does not have any marriage process and commitment.

As for Hu Die, Gu Li, and Alicena, there is no need to mention it at all.

Xiao Tang and Hongyi, people don't know where they have gone for a long time.

Wen Sijia's best friend Chu Hong has also been missing for many years, and Yang Mu doesn't think there is anything between them.

After picking and choosing, Yang Mu felt that all he needed to explain was Li Dahua, Wen Sijia, and Lin Yue.

All three of them can also get the face of it.

One is a separated wife, one is a couple who had a brief relationship after the apocalypse, and the other is the mother of a child who accidentally got it.

He is so old, it is normal to be a little bit old, if he has to say that he has a wife, a lover and a red face, he does have.

But taking out these relationships, Yang Mu feels that it is understandable.

Sure enough, the Song family began to think, and even the old lady was silent and solemn.

The most important thing in this is Song Yaru's thoughts.

Yang Mu secretly looked at her, and saw that his face was not bad, and Yang Mu was much more relieved.

Song Yaru's mood at this time was indeed okay.

What Yang Mu said was different from what she thought.

It turned out that Yang Mu and that Wen Sijia were not husband and wife.

It turned out that Yang Mu and Li Dahua only had children, but they had no husband and wife relationship.

It turned out that Yang Mu and Lin Yue ...... Well, the child has no relationship with the husband and wife, and it has been separated for so many years, it is basically negligible.

There is also that Wen Sijia, who walked with Lin Yue, and Yang Mu have not seen each other for many years.

Their real ages are in their thirties, and Song Yaru is very sure that Lin Yue and Wen Sijia must have remarried.

No, it's Wen Sijia who remarried, Lin Yue didn't even have a chance to remarry, she was married!

Song Yaru was pondering these in her heart, when someone suddenly slapped the table and shouted:

"What's the point of you saying this! You don't have a wife and children? Our Yaru is still a yellow flower girl, why should I marry you? Why! Marrying you is equivalent to marrying a fourth marriage! She could have had better options. ”

It was still Zhang Yuanqi who spoke, and he found that the Song family was moved by Yang Mu's story, and the women were all in tears, and even the old lady frowned and thought, occasionally sighing.

Zhang Yuanqi felt that he had to stand up, otherwise the situation would not necessarily develop in any direction.

Yang Mu looked at her with a flat face, then smiled and said softly:

"Well, why did Song Yaru marry me? I can answer you this question, because Song Yaru was originally my wife! ”