Fanwai 1 Pei Gongcuo's little trick

Pei Gongcuo woke up to find himself lying in a carriage that was rolling forward, in addition to Hua Xun and Hua Qian, there was also a sleeping little girl lying beside him, he sat up and lifted the curtain to look out, then turned his head and said with a puzzled expression: "Why are we here?" Also, who is this girl? ”

Hua Xun and Hua Qian couldn't help but look at each other when they heard this, and finally Hua Qian spoke: "Master, it seems that what you just said is true?" ”

"What's really fake? I was sleeping in the dormitory, how could I have said anything? ”

Hua Qian was stunned for a moment, then blinked and said, "What time is it today?" ”

Pei Gongcuo thought for a while and said, "The moon has sunk in the west, and it should be the early morning of the fifth day of the second lunar month." When the words fell, he was puzzled, "No, how can the moon be so round?" ”

"Sure enough!" Hua Xun and Hua Qian said in unison.

"Sure enough, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart."

Hua Qian cleared his throat and said, "Today is March 15. ”

"What do you say? You mean, I slept for over a month? ”

Hua Xun chimed in: "You can also say that. ”

Pei Gongcuo grabbed him by the collar and said, "Don't sell me Guanzi, you'd better explain it to me once and for all." ”

Hua Xun patted his hand lightly to reassure, and when he let go of his hand, he sat down squarely and said, "This is a long story......

"Let's make a long story short." Pei Gongcuo interrupted him impatiently.

Long story short? Hua Xun pondered for a moment and said, "The future you traveled back to yourself, changed some history, and now you are back in the future." ”

Pei Gongcuo touched his forehead and said, "Did you burn out your brain, or did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

Hua Qian hurriedly swore and said: "The subordinates prove that this is indeed the case." ”

Pei Gongcuo slapped Hua Qian's head: "Was your head kicked by a donkey or caught by the door?" ”

Hua Qian rubbed his head that hurt by him, and said with a sad face: "My subordinates really don't lie to you." You've done a lot of things that we've done in the past month or so, and it's not until today that we understand that you didn't do it at all. ”

"What did I do?"

"You originally wanted to bring down the crown prince and become the prince yourself, but in the end, although you overthrew the prince, you gave up the crown prince's position to the seventh prince, and said that you are not on the throne, you just want to choose a city and die with one person."

"Impossible! It's not me at all! ”

"That's right, now we finally understand that it's not you, it's the future you."

"Ridiculous!"

Hua Xun sighed and said: "The subordinates also think it's ridiculous, but there are some things that the subordinates have to believe." The way you kissed this little girl just now made your subordinates feel that you really want to be with her for the rest of your life. ”

Pei Gongcuo couldn't help but turn his eyes to look at Hua Mian, who was sleeping sweetly, and sneered: "You said I kissed this yellow-haired girl?" Do you still want to be with her for the rest of your life? ”

Hua Xun nodded and said, "That's right." You, oh no, it's the future you, before leaving, he specially told his subordinates to bring her back to Nanxiu, saying that she is your only wife in the future, and you must not let Ji Yunye run away. ”

Pei Gongcuo frowned and stared at Hua Mian for a while, and then said in surprise: "Could she be the little girl that Ji Yunye picked up from outside and held in the palm of her hand like a baby?" ”

"Exactly."

Pei Gongcuo poked their foreheads hatefully and said, "You guys are really good!" Let me say what are you good about? A gentleman does not take away the love of others, and you will send her back to me wherever you got her. ”

Hua Xun hurriedly explained: "We didn't get her, you personally ran to the Dongli Palace and took her captive, if you send her back today, he will regret it for the rest of his life." ”

"Who said that?"

"You said it!" Hua Xun and Hua Qian said in unison.

Pei Gongcuo turned his gaze to Hua Mian again, only to feel that although she was a little younger, she was indeed the best in the world, so he hooked his lips and smiled: "Although I don't believe in your nonsense, she is quite in line with my eyes, so I'll take her back." ”

So, in this silent night, another competition for love began.