Chapter 13: A Family of Four
In the evening, Yu Lanxi had nothing to do, so he turned out all the books he brought.
Xiao Bang and Chen Xu watched from the wall, watching Yu Lanxi pack up his things, with relish.
"It turns out that the owner doesn't like to talk, but he loves to read." Xiao Bang observed and analyzed her master with great interest.
"The owner of "Five Thousand Years of China" likes history!"
"The owner of "Ranger Guest" likes to be chivalrous! Yes, yes, I like this too! You can show off your power everywhere and earn a good reputation! Hey, hey, hey~"
"The owner of "The Art of War" is a woman, who doesn't like red makeup and prefers arms! Well, I like it! ”
"Economic Philosophy, a compulsory course for undergraduates, the master is still in school! What is Economic Philosophy? It feels so deep! ”
"Yay~ What the hell is this? "Thick Black Studies", is this a mess? It's no joke to follow a thick black master! I don't like this little bang! ”
Xiao Bang touched his little head, and added, "It's right to be thick with others, if you are not ruthless, your status is bound to be unstable!" If so, that's right! ”
Xiao Bang watched the excitement while commenting, his explanation was wonderful, but unfortunately there were few audiences.
Chen Xu also watched it with great interest, but he couldn't hear Xiaobang's wonderful explanation.
"Isn't it? Your master is a man of all kinds! You will find out slowly, there are times when you are surprised! ”
Yu Qiming sat on the chair and said with a smile in his eyes.
"You are blind, I don't say it, you won't know anything, what books my master reads, you can smell it! Hum! ”
Xiao Bang took out a posture of competing for favor, and she looked up at Chen Xu again, "You are laughing at a fart!" You're deaf, you can't hear anything, you're stupid. I look at the master, and you will have to point at me in the future! ”
"Xiaobang, don't talk nonsense, he can't hear it, but he can feel it!"
Yu Lanxi couldn't bear it, and opened his mouth to control the small bang.
"I said deaf, do you want me to steal a ray of hearing for you!"
Xiao Bang immediately said with a smile on his face.
"Not allowed!"
Yu Lanxi stopped all the movements in his hand and said righteously, "If you steal someone else's hearing, what should someone else do!" ”
"I ...... If I don't steal it, I steal half of it? It's good to have a small half, everyone should share and share! Xiao Bang said confidently.
"Can it really be half?" Yu Lanxi pondered and said, "Then you can take mine!" ”
"That's not good, I don't want to follow a deaf master in the future and say it's embarrassing! That's it, just when I didn't say it, when I let out a fart good cut! ”
Yu Lanxi finished packing up the books, slammed together, and suddenly fainted. Chen Xu stepped forward with a big stride and held her steadily.
"Master, master!" Xiao Bang exclaimed.
"Lan Xi, Lan Xi, what's wrong with her?"
Yu Qiming stood up with a swish, stepped forward and touched Yu Lanxi's pulse.
"Blind, what's wrong with her, master?" Xiao Bang slapped her head, "She shouldn't have really been smashed by me, right?" ”
"Or what do you think?" Yu Qiming gave Xiao Bang a fierce "look".
Xiao Bang gritted his teeth, raised his fist, and said hatefully, "You dead blind man, you're quite fierce!" I'm going to stone you to death. Oh no, if it hits you, it's cheap! ”
Yu Qiming will gently lay down on the bed with Lan Xi, "It's not good, she doesn't have spiritual power." ”
"Spiritual power is not accepted? What's going on? ”
Xiao Bang squatted on the side of the bed and knocked on the door of his head anxiously, "That blind man, what should I do now?" ”
"She's going to have to learn luck."
Yu Qiming pushed Yu Lanxi hard, trying to wake her up directly.
"She's going to have to wake up first!" Xiao Bang suddenly moved, "Otherwise, I will transform into a spirit stone cold ice bed, let her sleep on me, and raise it first." Then we will teach her how to use the luck method of the primary central channel. ”
"I'll see it!"
Yu Qiming's pair of deformed eyes quickly turned twice, and immediately agreed to this method.
Early the next morning, Yu Lanxi finally woke up. She got up and looked around and was relieved to see that everything was normal.
"Ouch, master, you can be regarded as waking up, this night, I was crushed to death by you!"
Xiao Bang also transformed into a human form with a "bang".
"Last night, you slept on Xiao Bang's changing spirit stone cold ice bed and recuperated overnight, how are you feeling now?" Yu Qiming stepped forward to support Yu Lanxi's arm, his face full of worry.
"I'm fine, I'm fine, refreshed!" Yu Lanxi stretched his limbs and said energetically, "I'll prepare breakfast briefly." How about eating the glutinous rice balls you bought and cooking a pot of instant noodles? ”
"Okay, good, I like instant noodles." Don't be happy to dance.
Just as they were getting ready to start breakfast, the landlord, Sister Li, came again.
"Miss Yu, Miss Yu, that, I'm sorry last time, I came to apologize, I was forced to come."
Sister Li caught a glimpse of Xiao Bang at a glance, "Ouch, Miss Yu, your children are so old!" ”
Sister Li turned her head to look at the personable Chen Xu again, "Can't your husband hear?" Miss Yu, you are really a good person! ”
"Your blind brother is with you...... Hey, it's not easy for you! ”
Sister Li put a bag of fruit on the table in the house, "I brought some fruit, let's leave it for the children to eat." Then, you have breakfast, I won't bother! ”
Sister Li shook her head as she walked, feeling that Miss Yu's life was really bitter. One woman, raising a family of four!
"A dead bastard!" Xiao Bang scolded and scolded.
"Don't say that, she doesn't look bad. It's just that...... It's just, why am I an older brother? ”
Yu Qiming's focus is quite special.
"Otherwise, how could she take a fancy to you, if she is not blind?" Xiao Bang turned to look at Chen Xu, who was unknown and standing behind Yu Lanxi, "This deaf man looks like a talent!" This stinky bastard has a very poisonous eye! ”
"Alright, let's eat."
Yu Lanxi called everyone back to the house, turned around and closed the door again, and then sat down for breakfast.
As soon as he finished breakfast, Xiao Bang shouted again, "It's so boring to have fun!" I'm going to hang out! ”
"Don't go out yet, the people in this village are not very friendly to us now!"
Yu Qiming began to skillfully clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and all the objects in the house were measured in his heart, and blindness did not affect his mobility at all.
Xiao Bang clapped his fists with his palms and said like a demon king of the world, "Then if I go out alone, I want them to know what a real bully is!" ”
Yu Lanxi put down the chopsticks in his hand and raised his eyes, "Then let's go out for a walk together." ”
After going out, Yu Lanxi gently supported Yu Qiming's arm, turned around from time to time and tugged at the corner of Chen Xu's clothes, and stared at Xiao Bang intently, like a married woman who went out with a family.
"Miss Yu, you take your family out for a walk!"
"Well, it's time to walk around more, so it's helpful for the growth of children!"
"What a responsible woman!"
……
Suddenly, the attitude of the people in the village market towards them, a "family of four", became extremely friendly again. This has to be said that the influence of public opinion of the aunt is really not covered.
These aunts, who have always liked gossip on weekdays, love to follow the trend, lack independent judgment, and know how to conform to the crowd, are really responsive.
"Miss Yu, let's buy some materials to make kites, we have a kite competition tomorrow afternoon!" An aunt hurriedly stepped forward to set almost.
"Well, come on, bring the children with you, and every family will bring good food when the time comes, which can be used as an exchange or for sale!" Another aunt stepped forward.
"Okay, let's do it!"
Xiao Bang heard that there was something delicious and couldn't do it, so she happily agreed.
Yu Lanxi squatted down with Xiao Bang to select the materials. Chen Xu also carefully selected.
"Miss Yu, you must come tomorrow!"
"Yes, yes, remember to bring something delicious!"
The little cat is like a gluttonous cat, sticking out her tongue and licking her lips back and forth.