Chapter 300: Who Can Buy a Ticket?

"Shocked, the tsunami disaster is coming, has our Noah's Ark been built?"

"Who can buy a ticket?!"

George and Ham are standing on a famous beach on the west coast of the United States, watching the rising tide.

Wave after wave of waves, layer upon layer, roaring, mighty, stirring on the reef, making a thunderous sound.

These two former tabloid reporters, now media celebrities, have made a name for themselves for their successful coverage of the "Octopus Brothers infighting".

At this time, they, like many journalists, are tracking the biggest news of the moment.

George was looking down and triumphantly showing the headline he had just drafted to his partner Ham on his phone.

"That's amazing, this title is sure to catch the eye," Ham said admiringly, looking at "Clever George," his partner.

He couldn't help but be annoyed, why couldn't he come up with such a horrific title every time?

George nodded with satisfaction: "The following thing is our traditional work, according to the title I set, to find the material we need, or the real hammer?" ”

Ham immediately said, "I just saw a little famous male star, and I think he should be interested in our interview." ”

The two soon found a young Hollywood actor who had just become popular, a slender black man, who had finished surfing and was resting under a sun umbrella.

The other party has starred in many Hollywood monster movies since last year, and he is quite famous in the circle.

But apart from professional journalists and die-hard fans, it is difficult for ordinary people to recognize him on the street.

Because the roles he plays are all monsters......

Yes, his name is John Jackson, a transcendent who is good at shapeshifting, turning into all kinds of monsters, originally just a construction worker, and finally being pulled by the pervasive scout, becoming an actor and starting to walk on the Walk of Fame.

But apparently, his Walk of Fame will soon be over, and natural disasters are coming, and people will no longer be in the mood to watch any movies......

The two walked over and greeted each other.

"Hello, John, my name is George and I'm a fan of yours. The big octopus you played last time was fantastic, but unfortunately your beautiful human wife died in the end, which really saddened me. George said nonsense.

John blinked, then smiled strangely, "Thank you for the compliment." Thanks to both of them. It was when I saw your bizarre report about the two octopus brothers that I decided to star in that bad script. ”

Ham smiled helplessly and looked at his accomplice.

Unaware, George continued, "Oh, that's great. We are really fateful, do you mind if I ask you a few questions? ”

John nodded, looking very talkative: "Of course." ”

"Do you come here a lot to surf? How has this year's wave changed compared to last year? George asked without losing any time.

"Yes, I come here a lot, before I became famous. The wave is indeed bigger than this time last year, what you want to ask, I have read it on the Internet," John chattered, as if he finally had a channel to vent his grievances, "Damn, my star career has just started, why such a horrible natural disaster?" Doesn't God want me to be famous? ”

George immediately instigated: "Then do you know how the relevant institutions of our rice country will deal with this natural disaster?" In your opinion, are they secretly building Noah's Ark, just like in the movies? George cleverly steered the conversation under the headline he had drafted.

John was stunned when he heard this, and then nodded fiercely: "They must have known about this news for a long time, and they must have secretly built Noah's Ark."

"By the way, I remembered an incident, at a party, I heard several female celebrities in the circle say that there is a young rich man who they like very much and is very talented, and recently moved out of the United States in a hurry and went to live in China.

"That guy must have learned the news early, and because of his lack of qualifications, he was not qualified to buy a ferry ticket, so he fled from the United States.

"After all, we all know that Shenzhou has much more experience in dealing with natural disasters than we do, and it also attaches more importance to civilians."

George glanced at his companion triumphantly, and the other party gave him another admiring look.

It's good, the real hammer is already there.

An hour later, George hurriedly released the scoop on his personal self-media.

The headings are the two above.

The content is: "A famous Hollywood star, the statement confirmed that the rice country is indeed secretly building Noah's Ark, the progress is unknown, the only thing that is certain is that even the new billionaires are not eligible to buy a ticket, and have now moved out of the country......"

As a result of the last Octopus report, George already has millions of followers, and his personal news was soon picked up by major media outlets.

And the billionaire who moved out of the rice country was also picked up......

William Robert, uncle David Robert, a former SBI secret serviceman, is himself the owner of a well-known emerging clothing company, with a fortune of hundreds of millions, and has made a fortune in less than five years.

No wonder he was able to get the news in advance, no wonder he was not qualified to buy a ferry ticket, he must have been squeezed out by that group of old guys......

An inexplicable panic soon drifted in the sky above the rice country.

Even billionaires are not qualified to get on the ship, that is, 99.9 percent of the people of the United States are not qualified......

For some reason, in fact, the United States has a very strong control over relevant aspects, far more than other countries, but this time it is slow to act......

This makes George very strange, but he is even happier because it means that he will be famous again.

Sure enough, he was on fire again.

His self-media "Smart George", the number of fans soon exceeded 10 million, and many stars with a considerable fan base couldn't do it.

The number of comments also increased rapidly.

George and Ham, browsing one by one.

"Oh God, it's true? So who will save us? ”

"Where is our mighty navy? Do they all eat rice? ”

"Where are the presidents and parliamentarians? Why are they collectively silent, what are they running away from? What the hell is going on? ”

"There is a dragon in the east, where are our angels?"

…………

Shenzhou Qicheng.

Robert quickly saw this current hot news from the Internet, and of course he did it through some small means.

Seeing the chaos and panic in the place where he was born, his face was solemn and his heart was sad, and then his eyes lit up, and he immediately came to the villa of his nephew next door.

Before he could enter the door, he heard his nephew's voice comforting those little sweethearts from a distance.

"Don't worry, Mr. Lighthouse will have a way. I heard from my uncle that he was preparing to meet God and say hello to Mr. God, so that we could discuss anything and not have to scare everyone with floods all the time. ”

"Hiss......" A group of beautiful women gasped when they heard this, and then they were ecstatic, "I see, then it seems that we don't have to worry about anything." ”

"That's right, sweethearts, let's get on with the party. Today we are playing a poetry solitaire, the one with the best performance, and the reward is a dragon secret elixir, the beauty pill. Long-term use can improve the appearance and maintain eternal youth. ”

"Oh my God! William, you're so nice. ”

"It seems that today is my performance time, and my graduate major is ancient Chinese."

"Fei Li, you think too highly of yourself, I've been a Shenzhou tour guide for a long time."

FCUK Your Poetry Solitaire ......

In complete despair, Robert returned to his borrowed villa.

He now finally understands what it means to be incorrigible, and it seems that he can only rely on himself.

The upper echelons of the United States really went wrong, and in such a serious situation, they allowed the news to spread.

Like the Shenzhou Truth Office, blocking news, stabilizing the situation, and secretly dealing with emergencies is the most normal and reliable way, what is the use of letting the news spread at will?

In addition to creating panic......

Thinking of this, Robert suddenly realized that he immediately dialed the number of Xia Kejia.

…………

The meeting room of the Shenzhou Headquarters Base of the Truth Office.

Xia Kejia, Ren Ruofeng, the director of the Truth Office, and a group of bigwigs gathered together, most of them frowned and didn't say a word.

Summoning the True Dragon Divine Appearance is naturally a great thing.

Fang Ning knew very well that this was not his private matter, the "True Dragon Divine Appearance" did not belong to his personal strength, he could use it casually and wasted, it was a public weapon......

He is not a system uncle, and the two "systems are thinking" in the past, so he decided to do it......

At this time, he was discussing with these bigwigs of the truth office, and the various consequences that might occur after summoning the true dragon god appearance.

Fang Ning had long known that the Truth Office attached great importance to the True Dragon Divine Appearance.

The last time in the inheritance land, the eagle wanted to seek a totem worship position, but the three big guys hesitated for a long time and did not agree, and the situation was urgent.

Without the Aquila's move, he would not be able to summon a group of demons, and with the strength of the chivalrous armor at that time, he would not be able to deal with the king cobra.

But in that kind of emergency, they haven't let go of their mouths, which shows the importance they attach to the true dragon god, and they don't want to have a little accident before the other party is successfully conceived.

Now that Fang Ning wanted to summon the Divine Dragon and communicate with the Heavenly Dao, he definitely couldn't do it in private.

After all, he is at most asking God's meaning, but he doesn't have the effort and patience to toss slowly in the back of a lot of work, and he has to leave it to the Truth Office to take the lead in completing it.

Fang Ning had never thought of being a godsman savior.

It's just that if he wants to continue to stay at home in peace, he has to put this sudden natural disaster right.

Otherwise, everyone will hang up, where will he still have a net? Where else is there anyone to play online games with him?

Not to mention the N books he is chasing, now he has a developed brain, and he can catch up with hundreds of updates at the same time, without confusion.

The director of the Truth Office, surnamed Hu, is a stubborn-looking old man, 73 years old this year, Ren Ruofeng was 74 last year and 75 this year, so he said that he was two years younger than the other party.

Director Hu's mana is deeply hidden, just like an ordinary little old man.

At this time, he was a little impatient and said: "You are a single person and a dumb person, hurry up and finish speaking, hurry up and do things." Don't procrastinate, decide that I will do it, and I will bear the responsibility, what are you worried about? ”

Fang Ning naturally knew that the other party was not talking about himself, after all, Xia Kejia did not belong to the truth management system......

After a long time, Ren Ruofeng spoke: "With the current situation, I thought that for the time being, I would not work for Venerable Venerable to summon the Divine Dragon, first mobilize all our intelligence channels, try to obtain first-hand information, and conduct a comprehensive analysis.

"It's best to be able to analyze the reason, but I really can't analyze it, and then ask His Holiness to communicate with the Heavenly Dao. After all, according to George's experts, it won't be until at least this time next year that the tidal changes will actually trigger a tsunami disaster. We still have time to prepare. ”

Hong Yunjiao, also known as Hong Yunqiao, the current acting leader of the think tank, glanced at him imperceptibly, and then said: "What Consultant Ren said was 'old and serious'...... That's what our think tank suggests. ”

Ren Ruofeng listened straightly, well, it should sound like a compliment, but you are clearly talking about me again......

The others nodded when they heard this, only Qiao Anping's eyes showed some disappointment.

He really wanted to see how powerful the True Dragon God really was......

He is now a lake-level powerhouse, and there are very few opponents he can usually find.

He tried to find a chivalrous armor several times, but the other party would rather catch the two thieves than agree to his request.

Of course, he can't delay the hero's business......

Hai Lao, the leader of the battle group, also nodded and said: "True Dragon Divine Appearance, don't take it lightly, this is our most important strategic weapon." The theory of natural disasters is still between the two, so let's find out the situation first. ”

Others said yes, seeing the results clear.

Fang Ning didn't have any disappointment, it seemed that the person who pretended to be forced with "Ask the Sky" yesterday was not the same as him.

Uncle System wondered: "Hey, big tycoon, you can't pretend this time, don't you feel depressed?" ”

Fang Ning said lightly: "What's so depressing? It's just going to drag on for a while, and I'm used to it. ”

System: "Oh, too, you're a heavy procrastinator, and this scene is too common for you." ”

Everyone was unanimous and thought the dust had settled.

However, at this time, Director Hu's face was a little disappointed, and he shook his head and said, "Alas, your judgment is still not enough. This time, I really have to ask His Holiness to take action immediately, summon the Divine True Dragon, and communicate with the Heavenly Dao...... Just to arrange the steps. ”