Chapter 283: Harley gets what she wants

At the critical moment, someone came.

Still a woman.

Batman looked up, only to find a woman dressed like a Joker, appearing here.

This shape and painting style are actually the same as clowns.

What a headache!

Could it be that the clown and twin sisters can't be.

Lin Yi knew that it was Harley who came.

He deliberately showed a surprised expression and shouted, "Hani, it's really you." I knew you were going to come to my rescue? Come and kill this stinky bat, my dear, and take me away! ”

"Think beautifully! You're dead! ”

Batman flicks his hand and shoots the batmang, so he has to be the first to strike.

Harley flashed her heavy weapon, shot wildly at Batman, and jumped off laughing.

"Another crazy woman!"

While dodging the bullets, Batman summons the car to come over, wanting to cut through the mess quickly and take the people away first.

Who would have thought that there was a giant man hidden in the car.

"Batman, who do you think I am?"

Bane, who had a tiger's back on his back, actually came out and gave him a deadly choke as soon as he hugged Batman.

"You stupid, you actually do things for women?"

Batman was puzzled by Bane's actions.

He threw smoke bombs and tried to escape.

It's a pity that Lin Yi and Hallie also disappeared.

The two dog men and women left Bane here to stall and ran away on their own.

"Honey, I'm so desperate to save you, aren't you moved?"

"Don't dare to move, really don't dare to move!"

Lin Yi looked at the weapon in Harry's hand, although he was not afraid of anything as the main god, he still made a pretense.

"Nasty! I'm not trying to force you to do anything? Why are you so serious! ”

Hallie pretended to be shy and hid her face.

The state of the fine division does not belong to the clown himself at all.

Lin Yi smiled, pressed her shoulder and said, "Hani, your growth is beyond my imagination. It's amazing! Worthy of my recognized heir. Keep it up in the future, and I'll be proud of you. As for this dangerous weapon, leave it to me, right? ”

He took Harley's weapon away, but in an instant, his face changed again.

"A boring woman, you actually want to blackmail me? Tell you, I'm not bound by anyone.

Now while I'm in a good mood, get out! Otherwise, I'll make your death ugly. ”

"Why? You did this to me! ”

Harley didn't expect him to turn his face like a book, which was too confusing.

I had no choice but to ask Lin Yi not to be angry.

The question is, how can you impress a mentally ill person with sincerity?

Lin Yi showed a strange expression and said, "Hani, you really don't understand me. I'm just a crazy bird, I don't want to be restrained, and no one in this world can stand with me. But you want to be with me, and you will not be happy. Good bye! ”

He turned around and was about to leave, but he sensed the situation behind him and wanted to see where Harley's limits could go.

"I know, you don't think I'm doing enough. I've heard that you've been disfigured and put on clown makeup to hide the scars on your face. So, I don't care about this look. ”

Harley suddenly picked up a shard of glass on the ground and was about to mess around.

It's a pity that Lin Yi was broken by a bullet in his hand.

"If you want to do stupid things, stay away, don't be an eyesore here!"

said that he didn't care, but in fact he still paid attention to her actions.

When Lin Yi scolded angrily, Harley's heart was warm.

But then she sprints onto the side of the road, trying to get the speeding car to crash into her.

At this moment, Lin Yi finally scratched his head.

The madness of the fans is unimaginable.

I was completely convinced.

Silly girl, isn't it fragrant to be alive?

If you have to do this crazy thing, let your brother save you.

He flew up to the other side, grabbed Harley and dodged the incoming car, but landed comforted.

"Little fool! Why can't you think about it like that? I'm not reluctant to let you wander with me? ”

He turned around, held Harley and said, "You know." I'm a super criminal, I've offended a lot of people, and a lot of guys want to kill me. I won't be with you for your safety. ”

"Haha, you don't have to worry about me at all. I can totally take care of myself. ”

Hallie showed off a baseball bat and carried it on her shoulders to show her toughness.

This woman is really crazy to the extreme.

But with the clown, it is definitely a perfect match.

Lin Yi pressed her shoulder and said, "Okay, from today onwards, we will work together and do things together!" In this world, there is you and me. Also, I'm going to tell you a secret. In fact, the Joker doesn't exist at all, I'm Batman's butler, and I'm responsible for acting with him. ”

At this point, he removed the disguise from his face and revealed Ah Fu's true face, but Harley was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

What kind of divine turn is this?

Crazy!

She never imagined that the man she fancied would be an old man.

Or Batman's butler.

Could it be that everything in this world is fake?

"Impossible! If you're Batman's butler, then he doesn't know? ”

"You don't understand! Batman has a very serious psychological disorder, and in order to cheer him up, I found a lot of friends to help play the criminal, and then we had fun together.

For example, the Riddler, who used to be a mystery fan. Two-Faced is an old friend of my drama club. Penguin people are circus-based. Catwoman is a pet lover. The scarecrow was originally a lawyer......"

Lin Yi's words were simply too powerful, making Harley collapse directly.

Why is there such a thing?

Could it be that in this world, there are no superheroes or supercriminals?

Everything is a lie made up?

It's so devastating!

"What about those superheroes? It can't be fake! ”

Harry asked, unrelenting.

"Of course, not entirely. Wonder Woman is a fan of Batman, and Superman is my friend, an action actor. The Flash is a vagabond who is good at stealing. The Martian is a mime actor, and Aquaman and Green Lantern are all selected by us.

Otherwise, why do you think there are so many superpowers in this world?

We made it all up! ”

The successive blows finally made Harley collapse.

What the hell is this?

She's convinced.

Under Lin Yi's reversal, he was ready to change his ways and never play with clowns again.

As a result, poor Harley became a member of Arkham Asylum.

Of course, later it was said that she joined the suicide squad and became a super powerful anti-hero.

It is also said that Harley met Poison Ivy one day, and the two hit it off and dumped the clown.

Anyway, it doesn't matter what the truth is.

Life is so interesting, isn't it?

What Lin Yi is worried about now is another matter.

It's time for the new superhero to grow up.