"What to return?" I asked, confused.

"It's the fifth brother! I won't learn his iron crotch skills anymore! ”

I invited him into the house and asked, "What's wrong?" Aren't you going to learn martial arts and then pick up girls? ”

Yang Jiannan's face was full of grievances: "I have been practicing for a few days, and the pain during my practice is unbearable!" And I can't pick up girls, and even let me lose my job! ”

I hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”

The recounted the tragic experience of the past few days. It turned out that he followed my advice and got a job as a community security guard two days ago. At the same time, he practiced iron crotch skills diligently, vowed to become a martial arts master, and attracted the attention of beauties, but who knew that something happened this morning!

At five o'clock in the morning, the was practicing iron crotch skills in the community square, taking a piece of red brick and smashing his crotch! Improves your ability to resist hits! Just when the grinned in pain, a beautiful woman suddenly passed by, and the wanted to try the iron crotch function and couldn't be used to pick up girls. So while slamming his crotch, he smiled, but there were tears in the corners of his eyes, and he looked very obscene.

The beauty screamed in fright, turned around and ran, and at the same time found the security captain and said that there was a pervert in the community square.

When the captain heard this, this is still okay? hurriedly brought a few subordinates over to take a look, but when they looked at it, they found that it was the new security guard Yang Jiannan, so he fired him directly.

No matter how the fifth brother persuaded him, Yang Jiannan didn't want to learn Iron Crotch Gong anymore.

Before leaving, the also discussed with me, saying that in order to make up for his wounded heart, he could take away two boxes of instant noodles.

I said I would take it casually, so he took two boxes of instant noodles and left......

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At the suggestion of the fifth brother, I bought a mobile phone, which is the most ordinary black and white screen, and can only make calls and send text messages.

First of all, I called my father and mother to report that I was safe, and then after thinking about it, I called Master Jiang again, ready to complain about this broken house, and as soon as the phone was connected, Master Jiang asked, "Which one?" ”

"It's me."

"Huh? Xiaolong, why did you call your uncle? Master Jiang reproached: "Uncle is very concerned about you!" ”

As soon as I heard that, I knew it was going to be nothing! You know, when Master Jiang is kind, he usually asks for me! I hurriedly said, "Master, I still have something to do here, so I'll hang up first." ”

"Wait!" Master Jiang hurriedly stopped: "Uncle also has an urgent matter to tell you, there has been a business coming to the door recently, and it is really intolerable not to make a fortune from him!" ”

I pouted, "It can't be a lie again, right?" ”

"Absolutely not! This business was found with the help of He Yangde, the official business, and coincidentally, the employer was in Qiling City. ”

Employers are also here? And it's official? Could it be that Master Jiang has already died to such a point? No, I have to get rid of him quickly, so as not to get into trouble! So he refused: "Don't go!" You dare to cheat on official business, I won't accompany you to prison, hang up, bye-bye. ”

"No, little dragon! Listen to your uncle! This time, there is an archaeological team that wants to go to other places to investigate, and there is a shortage of manpower in this area. And this event is organized by the Qiling City Museum, the remuneration is 20,000 yuan, the time is about half a month, He Yangde asked his uncle if he was interested, and the uncle thought, you are in Qiling City, this errand just let you do it! ”

I thought about it for a few seconds: "Museum? Archaeological team? What are they looking for Taoist priests for? ”

"You may need some feng shui knowledge, I don't want the reward this time, I'll give it all to you, how about it?"

"Would you be so kind?"

Master Jiang's tone was full of integrity: "Of course! When did Uncle treat you badly! ”

"Honestly, otherwise I won't go."

Master Jiang suddenly wilted: "Okay, I'll be honest. This time, He Yangde had a very tough attitude, saying that if you don't go, I must go...... I heard that in the mountains near Qiling City, a large ancient tomb was discovered. About half a month ago, when a villager went up the mountain to cut firewood, he found a thief hole, and when he returned home, he told the people in the village about it. A few brave villagers went down the cave, but they never came back, and there was no news, and then a few more went down, and the result was the same, all of them were left below. ”

Master Jiang paused for a moment and continued: "Later, the news spread, and the Qiling City Museum organized an archaeological team to explore the large ancient tombs. But a lot of people have died, and I'm afraid that it's very evil below, so I want to find a Taoist priest with real skills. Xiaolong, you also know that Uncle is an impostor, if he goes, he will definitely be thrown below! Yun Sheng is still so small! Can you bear to see her lose her father! ”

Although these words were touching, I still refused: "Don't go, if there are zombies or mechanisms in the ancient tomb, don't I also die inside?" ”

"Little Dragon! How does Uncle usually treat you? ”

"Not good." I'll be honest.

"How so! Uncle bought you a peachwood sword again, and bought "Charms and Charms" and cow tears, and said that it was not good for you? In this way, as long as it can be done this time, what hardware materials will you use at home in the future, just come to your uncle's store to get it! It's free! ”

I thought about it for a while, and finally agreed: "Okay, I'll go, but it's not for the sake of hardware materials, but if you go, you will definitely die, and I have a glimmer of life when I go, who made me so kind?" ”

Hearing this, the master was extremely moved: "Xiaolong, you are such a good boy! When you come back, Uncle will give you a chance to pursue Yunsheng! ”

"Come on, I'm not interested in your daughter, give me the employer's contact information......"

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After contacting the employer, the employer said that he would leave early tomorrow morning!

So fast? But I'm not ready yet, I still want to buy a peachwood sword, otherwise I wouldn't even have a weapon to take advantage of. The tomb has already swallowed several people, and there must be something weird. Entering with just a few basic charms is an act of death!

But it's past seven o'clock in the evening, where to buy a peachwood sword?

And cow tears are not enough!

Although Master Jiang bought me 20 ml, I kept it all at home, and this time I only brought a little bit over, and I can only use it ten times.

Although you can keep the state of extinguishing the yang fire on your shoulders all the time, but the ancient tomb lives underground for a long time, the yin qi must be very heavy, if the yang fire on the shoulders is extinguished, it is easy to cause yin qi to invade the body, and then it is inevitable to have a serious illness, which is too cost-effective. If only I had Aunt Tong's yin eyes, or Yang Jiannan's heavenly eyes, I wouldn't need cow tears, no need to extinguish the yang fire on my shoulders, and I could see ghosts directly.

Yang Jiannan...... That's right! Hasn't he had nothing to do lately? Thinking of this, I hurriedly called him.

"Hello? Where are you,? ”

"As for home, because I have lived in a psychiatric hospital for more than ten years, my parents don't like me very much and urge me to go out and find a job quickly."

As soon as I heard it, there was a play, and I hurriedly said, "Why don't I give you a job?" ”

"What work? As long as you earn more than the security guards. "The said he was really demanding.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Archaeology." The monthly salary is 3,000, and if you perform well, you will be given a bonus, how about it? ”

Although this archaeology only takes half a month, what if it is delayed? So it's still reliable to say a month.

Yang Jiannan asked excitedly, "Three thousand?" It's true? ”

"Of course, you come to my house now, and I'll tell you some precautions......"

Soon, the came over, and I told him that this time he was going out for archaeology, and all he needed to do was help me see ghosts. And then this guy doesn't distinguish between people and ghosts, fortunately, there is a fifth brother, and he has taught this guy a good lesson!

I told Yang Jiannan that as long as he saw the ghosts and yin qi, he just reminded me, and what he needed to do was as simple as that......

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The next morning, six o'clock. I took Yang Jiannan to the entrance of the museum and got into a black car.

The driver was a middle-aged man in his forties, with a Chinese face, and when he saw me and Yang Jiannan getting into the car, he asked in surprise: "You are Bruce Lee?" ”

"That's right, it's me, what's the problem?"

"You...... Too young, right? "Middle-aged said something incredible.

I laughed: "Age doesn't mean everything, and besides, I don't joke with my life." ”

Middle-aged still can't believe it, but it's not good to say anything, after all, He Yangde introduced me. So he started the car and asked, "Who is the one in the back?" ”

"Hello brother, my name is Yang Minho, and I like to eat KFC egg tarts without coriander."

The middle-aged man paused: "What?" ”

Obviously, the middle-aged man was confused by these words, and I hurriedly said: "The latter is called Yang Jiannan, who is my good friend, and I came here to help this time." ”

The middle-aged man nodded: "Then I'll introduce myself too...... I am the curator of the Qiling City Museum, Fan Yanghui. Since you were introduced by Vice Governor He, I made a special trip to greet the two of you. First of all, there are 10 of us this time, and in addition to two, six of them are museum staff, including me, and the last two are professors in the Department of Archaeology. And the job of the two of you is to protect everyone and not let everyone be harmed in the slightest! ”

What does this mean? Want us to be coolies? So I corrected: "Director Fan, I will only take action when there is a supernatural event, and we are not responsible for problems such as organs." ”