Chapter 0028: Brother Xueba, I have a first kiss for you in seventeen years
It's all at this point, Han Jingjing hasn't slept yet? Are they really night owls?
Jiang Yue held the mobile phone, but he didn't know how to reply for a while.
He was frank and unrestrained, and he couldn't stand the mess that the three dogs caused him. When Han Jingjing posted a photo in the afternoon of the previous day, he originally planned to make it clear to her face after school started.
But now that everyone's information has been sent, it's not appropriate to pretend that you haven't seen it, and it's not fair enough.
"Jiang Yue: I was about to sleep! I had something going on before, I turned off the phone, and I didn't see the message. ”
"Han Jingjing: What's the matter? Can I help? Show muscles/emojis. ”
"Jiang Yue: It's okay, it's all solved. By the way, Jingjing, it was my cousin who sent you a message in the afternoon, and this kid took advantage of my dishwashing and didn't pay attention to stealing my phone. ”
"Han Jingjing: Ahh ”
"Jiang Yue: That kid is very naughty. ”
"Han Jingjing: It's okay, who doesn't have a few bear children! Your stinky brother, did you peek at the photos of the Lun family? ”
It's not just a look, but it's also a real thing!
But you can't tell Han Jingjing this.
Jiang Yue: He is only 12 years old, a primary school student, and he doesn't understand fart. ”
"Han Jingjing: Mmmmmm, have you seen it? Shy/emoji. ”
"Jiang Yue: After watching it, that video seems to be really Tianluo Mountain. ”
"Han Jingjing: ......"
"Han Jingjing: There are many more exciting things here in the Lun family, do you want to see them? ”
"Jiang Yue: ......"
"Han Jingjing: Hehe, don't think about it, I mean the map of Tianluo Mountain. ”
The picture seems to be a little ambiguous, and it seems to be a little embarrassing.
"Jiang Yue: By the way, Jingjing, what did you do with @ me in the group before?"
"Han Jingjing: It's okay, I just want to take a look at you! By the way, Brother Xueba, what do you think about the video?"
Jiang Yue didn't say anything, kicked the ball to Du Yifeng, and gave the limelight to Du Yifeng.
Jiang Yue wanted to keep a low profile, but the strength and charm of Xueba really didn't allow it.
Like Han Jingjing, there is no @ success in the group, and smuggling still has to be asked.
For Han Jingjing, it is different from Li Yue. has not yet established the familiarity and trust of the same table, Jiang Yue naturally will not express his position easily.
"Jiang Yue: Tell me first?"
"Han Jingjing: To be honest, the Lun family doesn't care at all! Anyway, there is enough boring in this world, maybe it's more fun if something interesting happens?"
This answer is very second-class, but it is most in line with the thinking of most young children today.
I haven't experienced wind and rain when I am young, so how can I think about the changes in the crisis seriously?
It's hard to take things seriously if they didn't really happen to each other.
"Jiang Yue: Okay! Maybe what you expect is what is going to happen?"
"Han Jingjing: Hehe, if tomorrow is the end of the world, I must make a wish tonight and send the first kiss of the Lun family in seventeen years! ”
"Jiang Yue: ......"
"Han Jingjing: Brother Xueba, you are the number one goal of the Lun family to realize this wish!"
Maybe it was deeper in the middle of the night, and Han Jingjing's style became more and more spicy and bold.
Brother Xueba is a scarce resource, and the good-looking Brother Xueba is an endangered species, not to mention that Jiang Yue is still the kind of existence that makes him jealous when he sees God's father.
Han Jingjing has been ready to make a move for a long time, but she is just struggling to find an opportunity to start!
"Jiang Yue: Ahem, Jingjing, I can't hide it, I have bad breath. ”
"Han Jingjing: Hmph, deceit! Brother Xueba's brother is fragrant! Just sitting in the classroom, the whole person is fragrant, and he can attract bees and butterflies. I'm afraid you don't know how many little sisters and little sisters in the whole school sneak around the window of our class to peek at you every day. ”
"Jiang Yue: What, Jingjing, my phone is running out of battery. Next time we talk. ”
"Han Jingjing: Don't go!"
"Han Jingjing: Brother Xueba, you are so bad! Obviously, you want to see the photos of the Lun family, and push it on your stinky brother. ”
"Han Jingjing: Brother Xueba, the Lun family is home alone, so lonely and scared, if you don't accompany me, I ...... I'll go to your house and look for you. ”
"Han Jingjing: The Lun family took off their pajamas. I've changed my clothes, huh, and I'm ready to go. Let's see if you have a stinky brother in your house!"
"Han Jingjing: Brother Xueba, if you don't speak, the Lun family will acquiesce to you! Hehe, you stinky brother, you can't wait for me to go to your house, right?"
The mobile phone was dingdong dingdong, Jiang Yue was speechless, so he had to open it to watch.
What the?
Come to my house? Han Jingjing is completely letting herself go tonight? In the middle of the night, she wants to go to a boy's house?
"Jiang Yue: Jingjing, don't come nonsense. It's raining heavily outside! Besides, it's not necessarily safe outside. ”
"Han Jingjing: Hehe, I knew that Brother Xueba was distressed by the Lun family. If you don't want me to go to your house, you can do it, promise me to let me invite you to a movie tomorrow. ”
"Jiang Yue: There is really something going on tomorrow. ”
"Han Jingjing: Then when did you say it was okay?"
"Jiang Yue: Let's discuss it again at the beginning of school, okay?"
"Han Jingjing: Regret is a puppy, and talking is also a puppy!"
Jiang Yue: Oh. I really slept this time! Good night. ”
"Han Jingjing: Wait a minute. ”
Ding dong!
Han Jingjing: [Picture]"
Jiang Yue thought it was a goodnight emoji, and when he opened it, he almost dropped his jaw.
What Han Jingjing sent was a private photo that was enough to be 808!
To be precise, it's an artistic photo from the side, but the style is particularly bold and avant-garde.
In the photo, Han Jingjing hugged her knees with her hands, her head lightly resting on her knees, and her thighs just pressed against her chest.
If that's all there is to it, it's not worth the fuss. The problem is that Han Jingjing is not wearing clothes in the photo.
Yes, it's so calm, not a single piece of fabric.
Although it is on the side, the indescribable parts are not exposed at all, but the indescribable mass that has been squeezed by the knee and somewhat deformed can still be seen on the side.
At the age of seventeen, her figure is not lost to those top actresses in the entertainment industry.
"Han Jingjing: A message was withdrawn. ”
"Han Jingjing: Brother Xueba, it's your loss if you don't save it! Good night, dream well! Cute and cute/emoji. ”
"The end of the world may really come, and Brother Xueba should pay attention to it. Also, Brother Xueba must become the Great Demon King and protect me!"
"Han Jingjing: Well, the last sentence, I guarantee it's the last sentence. If there is really an end of the world, Brother Xueba, the Lun family must sleep with you before you die! ”
This little goblin!
In the middle of the night, it was so spicy and bold.
Jiang Yue's cognition of Han Jingjing was refreshed again, and compared with Han Jingjing, Jiang Yue doubted whether he was a peer after all.
Fortunately, in the whole class, there is only one goblin like Han Jingjing.
If there were so many of them, Jiang Yue would be worried that his nutrition would not be able to keep up.
Plug your phone in and pick up a book on your bedside table.
Han Jingjing's photo, to say that it is not stimulating Jiang Yue at all, it is definitely a lie.
But to say that Jiang Yue will not be able to sleep because of this, that is not enough.
After all, the experience of these two days, especially the experience of tracking the cannibal at midnight, was much more exciting than that.
After reminiscing for a while, Jiang Yue put down his mobile phone, turned off the light and went to sleep.
The ability to fall asleep is also another must of Jiang Yue.
Of course, this is thanks to grandpa.
When Jiang Yue was four or five years old, his grandfather passed on a set of formulas to him, with some techniques, which were extremely helpful for falling asleep.
Whether it was lying down, sitting, or even standing, as long as Jiang Yue was willing, there was a way to fall asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, but all of a sudden, the dream became pitch black again, the sound of rain crackled again, and the cold wind whirred again.
Desperate woman, tight breathing......
That cold hand once again touched Jiang Yue's face.
Yes!
Jiang Yue woke up again!
The quilt is obviously warm, but the tentacles touch the cheeks, and it is still the familiar tide, cool touch.
Sitting at the head of the bed, I was stunned for a while, and the alarm clock on my mobile phone rang.
Get up at six o'clock, whether it is school or vacation, this is Jiang Yuetie's untouchable work and rest routine.
"No, you must not wait passively like this, if my mother wants to convey something through dreams, wouldn't it be a delay for me to wait so passively?"
He suddenly remembered the year-eater yesterday, and remembered the year-eater's magical year-eating skills.
Perhaps, through the age eater, we can learn about this dream?
After washing up, Jiang Yue decided to go back home first, and then go to the police station to find Officer Han.