Chapter 33 Brother Qiang was beaten by a woman
Seeing me come back, Yan Wenyuan stood up and said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, come, I'll introduce you!" This is Jiang Chao, a new member of our dormitory, who is two years older than us. ”
After putting the peachwood sword and gossip mirror into the cabinet, I stretched out my hand and shook Jiang Chao: "Welcome, my name is Li Chujiu." ”
Jiang Chao also squinted his eyes and smiled: "Hello, my name is Jiang Chao, please take care of me in the future." ”
Before he finished speaking, Yan Wenyuan pulled Jiang Chao over, and the two pointed to the game and talked.
I coughed and looked at Xu Chenxi, who was sitting on my bed: "Xu Da Beauty, are you looking for me?" ”
Xu Chenxi's face turned red: "Who said I came to you?" ”
Then he said in a thin voice: "Today we have a class reunion in the dormitory, and I can't come back until late, and I don't dare to walk at night alone." ”
As soon as I heard this, my little heart fluttered, and such a good errand as a flower messenger could fall on my head? It seems that God is still good to me.
I nodded embarrassedly: "In that case, then I'll put down my own business and go with you!" What time is the party? ”
"Right now." After Xu Chenxi finished speaking, he ran out of the dormitory building with a puff of smoke: "You should be okay at night, right?" ”
I thought to myself, you've always pulled me out and asked me if I'm okay? Catching demons is also a serious matter.
After thinking about it, you have to catch demons in the middle of the night! He shook his head: "It's nothing, let's go!" ”
Later, Xu Chenxi took me to a colorful hotel called Haiyue near the university; But on the surface, it is a party, but in fact, it is his mother's show of affection and show work.
But it's worth mentioning that Xu Chenxi's purpose is the same as mine, that is, to eat and drink for free; During the whole meeting, we never left the table and ate and drank wildly.
By the time we came out of the hotel, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening.
I touched my stomach contentedly: "Damn, I haven't eaten such a good thing in a long time since I came to this university." ”
Xu Chenxi also nodded in agreement.
"Meow."
Suddenly, I heard a cat's meow in my ears again; In an instant, I broke out in a cold sweat!
Seeing that my face was wrong, Xu Chenxi pulled my arm: "What's wrong?" Got a bad stomach? ”
I forced a smile and said, "It should be!" Let's go back quickly, I'm going to go to the toilet after we send you back. ”
After returning to school, I originally wanted to borrow a few hairs from Xu Chenxi, but when I thought that this smell was used to attract the cat demon, in case I couldn't beat the cat demon, the cat demon might follow the smell to find Xu Chenxi; I'm embarrassed to ask for someone else's hair if I use it.
With a sigh, I lowered my head and walked towards our dormitory, making up my mind that I could find it layer by layer without Xu Chenxi's hair.
Before I reached the dormitory, that familiar voice came to my ears: "You two don't know, that little girl's skin is bright today, I estimate that I can pinch it to get a stream of water, but it's a pity!" He's fucking married......"
I kicked open the dormitory door, looked at Lu Wenqiang in surprise and asked, "Brother Qiang, why are you back again?" ”
Lu Wenqiang waved his hand and said angrily: "Don't mention it, Xuanfeng's old turtle grandson doesn't know where to go to the kiln, and said that he will close the door for a few days, and I also discussed with him that I will help him look at the store for a few days, and the money he will earn is fifty-fifty; As a result, he turned out to refuse. ”
I smiled and went up and put my arm around Lu Wenqiang's shoulders and took him outside the dormitory and said, "Brother Qiang, do you have something to do?" ”
Lu Wenqiang asked with a stunned face: "What's wrong Xiao Jiu, just say anything directly!" Why can't your brother help you? ”
"Well, can you help me find five girls' hairs?" I asked with a grin.
I'm embarrassed to ask for it because I'm thin-skinned, but Lu Wenqiang is different! He's thick-skinned.
Sure enough, Lu Wenqiang patted his chest: "No problem, but how are you going to thank me?" ”
I touched my chin and thought for a while and said, "I'll take you to catch monsters tonight, do you think it's okay?" ”
After all, Lu Wenqiang has been following Xuan Feng for two or three days, and he should be more or less a little.
Unexpectedly, when Lu Wenqiang heard it, he grinned and said, "Then forget it!" This kind of work is thankless, don't go. ”
I glanced at him helplessly and whispered in his ear: "I have the complete collector's edition of Mr. Cang and Mr. Bodo." ”
When Lu Wenqiang heard this, his eyes were red, and he patted me on the shoulder: "It's really a good brother, you wait, I'll borrow it for you." ”
After saying that, Fei also ran out and went straight to the girls' dormitory.
After Lu Wenqiang left, I also pushed the door and walked into the dormitory.
Seeing me come back, Yan Wenyuan asked with some curiosity: "Xiao Jiu, what did Qiangzi do?" ”
I waved my hand: "It's nothing, maybe I have a stomachache and go to the bathroom." ”
After a while, the door of the dormitory was kicked open, and Lu Wenqiang walked in with a handful of hair of different lengths in his hand, and preliminarily concluded that there were dozens or hundreds of them.
I was about to ask him where he got so much when a girl's scream came from outside: "You bastard, you kind of you come out." ”
When Lu Wenqiang heard this, he immediately stopped doing it, opened the door and rushed out: "Silly old lady, who do you call a bastard?" Why don't you just pull a few hairs from you? What else do you want? Heads-up. ”
"Oh, I'll go, you really do it, I just don't hit women, you don't,, it hurts, don't fight, don't just a handful of hair, as for it."
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Listening to the sound of the battle outside, I couldn't help but secretly praise a good buddy! They didn't confess to me until now.
It was about seven or eight minutes before the noise outside subsided, followed by the sound of the door opening; I tore off the quilt and saw that Lu Wenqiang was sitting on the ground panting, his face was covered with bloody nail marks, and his clothes were disheveled, looking very embarrassed.
"Brother Qiang, are you okay?" After I got out of bed, I squatted next to Lu Wenqiang and asked.
But Lu Wenqiang's eyes were blank now, staring blankly at the front without saying a word, as if he was stupid.
I thought about it carefully, and Lu Wenqiang estimated that after being defeated by a girl, his self-esteem was seriously hit.
But I didn't bother him anymore, picking out the five longest strands of hair from the one he had brought back and kicking them in my pocket.
Suddenly, Lu Wenqiang grabbed my ankle: "Xiao Jiu, why do you say that I am not as strong as a stupid old lady?" ”
I frowned and thought for a while, and said very seriously: "Because God can't give you all the skills!" You see, you quickly, this is a skill that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve, so while God gives you this skill, it also deprives you of your combat effectiveness. ”