The next day, early in the morning.

After confirming that the sixth uncle would not cheat the corpse again, Huang Feihong happily paid 2,000 yuan and said, "Xiaolong, the corpse will be cremated later, I won't send you, and I'll make a special trip to visit you another day." ”

I nodded tiredly, and after a few polite words, I took the money and left. I was tired from not sleeping all night, and I fell asleep not long after I got in the car.

Until a chill woke me up! I suddenly opened my eyes and found that I was almost at my destination. I knew that the cold just now was supposed to be an ugly ghost reminding me. Sometimes, people feel an inexplicable coolness, why is this happening? Because there are ghosts who have had close contact with you. However, most ghosts don't actively harm people, so don't worry too much about it.

It was close to noon when I got home, and my mother looked at my dirty clothes, frowned, and asked, "Where did you go last night?" How can there be blood on clothes? ”

"I don't know what happened last night, and suddenly I had a nosebleed." In order to avoid my mother's worry, I pulled an egg.

After reassuring my mother's doubts, I took a shower, changed my clothes, and went to bed.

What I didn't expect, however, was that a new crisis was approaching.

At seven o'clock in the evening, I woke up with urine and walked out of the bedroom drowsy, and found my father and mother sitting on the sofa with a serious face, and a pile of 100 yuan bills on the coffee table. I looked at it a few times in a daze, and made a stupid joke: "Yo? Lao Li, is this my pocket money? ”

Daddy's face was full of seriousness and asked, "Where did the money come from?" ”

This sentence shocked my heart! No sleepiness! Isn't this the 2,000 yuan reward given by Huang Feihong! I forgot to take it out when I got home! Mom found out when she was doing laundry! That's why there is such a scene!

How do I explain this? Not beat around the bush? Tell them that the sixth uncle deceived the corpse, and I subdued it and earned 2,000 yuan in compensation? If they say that, they won't believe it! It's no wonder that Daddy doesn't use a belt to whip me to death!

Said it was picked up? That's too, I've been haunted by bad luck since I was a child, my parents can't be clearer, if you want to say that I lost money, they believe it, if you want to say that you picked up money, they really can't believe it!

After thinking about it for a long time, just when my parents were about to get impatient, I said, "A friend put it here for me and asked me to help buy books." ”

"What book does it cost 2,000 yuan?" Daddy is not a fool, and immediately asked.

Just when I was speechless and the lie was about to be exposed, a sentence suddenly came to my ears, and I hurriedly said to my father: "My friend has moved, and I need a lot of books in the new bookcase, so let me help buy some famous books." ”

This excuse was reasonable, my father and mother believed it, and finally got through the confusion, and I was scared into a cold sweat.

Back in my room, I looked at the jumper and said, "Thank you." That's what he taught.

Who knew that the jumping ghost sighed: "We martial arts practitioners never lie, this time I made an exception for you, how can you thank me?" ”

Taking advantage of the opportunity for blackmail? What else do you say that people who practice martial arts never lie, and this b pretending to be really no one. But that lie did help me escape, so I said, "Well, I'll talk to the ugly devil and set you three brothers free." ”

"Deal! I didn't help you in vain! ”

Say Cao Cao, and the ugly ghost will arrive. It floated in through the window, and it didn't think of itself as an outsider! Let's just go, I don't have any privacy at all! I was not very happy and asked, "Is there anything wrong with this late hour?" ”

"Hmm." The ugly ghost was expressionless and asked, "Do you know how many ways to open your eyes?" ”

Do? Intellectually rushed? Come to me in the middle of the night because of this? In order to get him out of the way quickly, I answered the question: "Yes, there are three ways to do this. The first is to soak the willow leaves with dew, the second is to extinguish the yang fire on both shoulders, and the third is the tears of the ox. ”

"That's right, but the first two can hurt the body, so I found Cow Tears."

I looked happy: "Where?" ”

"Tomorrow you go and buy it yourself, I have already negotiated the price."

I asked, "Who are you talking to?" Where to buy? ”

The ugly ghost replied: "A half-hung Taoist priest wanted to subdue me, but unfortunately his strength was too weak and he was subdued by me. During the conversation, it was learned that he had a bottle of cow tears, which could be sold at a low price, two thousand. Tomorrow you can just go and buy it. ”

"What? Two thousand or sell at a low price? The money I earned so hard was replaced by a bottle of cow tears? ”

Seeing that my face was full of unconvinced, the ugly ghost said: "You can not buy it, but you should be aware of the disadvantages of the first two methods." ”

It is true that if you use willow leaves too much, you will lose your sight. To extinguish the fire, you have to have an ugly ghost by my side to do it, what if he is not there? Cow tears do not have any side effects, and they can also open their eyes anytime and anywhere. ”

Thinking about it this way, cow tears are indeed a good thing, but the price is too ridiculous, I was silent for a few seconds, and said, "Let me think about it and give you an answer tomorrow...... By the way, can you set the three jumping ghosts free? ”

"I can't." After saying that, the ugly ghost floated out of the window, I spread my hands to the jumping ghost, and then lay down on the bed, carefully considered the matter of the cow's tears, and after thinking about it for about 5 seconds, I fell asleep.

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The next day, early in the morning.

Since when I was in school, I got up at half past five every day, forming a biological clock, so even during the summer vacation, I didn't have the habit of sleeping lazy.

Opening my eyes, I took my notes from under my pillow and flipped through them again. This notebook is made of special materials and can cause damage to ghosts, so I put it under the pillow to protect myself.

It didn't take long for the ugly ghost to float in through the window, and I felt that there was one more person in the room, and I was startled and complained, "Big brother, and said that you didn't peep?" Less than two minutes after I opened my eyes, you came in. ”

"I didn't."

The ugly ghost didn't admit it, and I was helpless, so I put down my notes and said, "I've thought about it, buy a bottle of cow tears." How big is that bottle, though? Is it the size of a mineral water bottle? ”

"A tenth."

"Only a tenth of a mineral water bottle? That's fifty milliliters? How many times can it be used? ”

"It's not for you to drink, it's just to put it on your eyes, and you can use it a hundred times." The ugly ghost analyzed.

Two thousand yuan, if you can use it a hundred times, it only costs twenty yuan each time you open your yin eyes. You know, the haunted house ticket is still tm 40! And what I saw were all fake ghosts, and what I saw in Niu Tears was all genuine! It's a good deal when you think about it!

After breakfast, I said to my mother, "Mother, the child wants to go out to play." ”

My mother glared at me, "Go ahead, stay safe." ”

After going out, according to the guidance of the ugly ghost, take a half-hour bus, and finally arrive at the destination: Huahai Community.

As I walked, I asked, "Ugly ghost, is that half-hung Taoist priest powerful?" ”

"Not great, but much better than you. Even if the three jumping ghosts go up together, they are not his opponents. ”

I talk nonsense in my heart, what do you compare with Lao Tzu? If I were a Taoist priest, I could still be bullied by you? However, I was just an ordinary high school student, and I had only been in this circle for a few days.

As he spoke, he had already walked to Building 8, and there were several police cars downstairs, and the ugly ghost pointed to one of the units and said, "This is it, Unit 2, 601." ”

How can there be police cars here? In confusion, I went up to the sixth floor, only to see the door of 601 open, and several policemen standing at the door, seeing me at a glance. One of the young policemen looked over and asked, "Are you a resident of this building?" ”

Oops, how can that be answered.

The answer is yes?

There are two things that can happen.

First, the police will ask me if I am a resident of the sixth floor, and if not, why did I go up to the top floor?

Second, if it is a resident of another floor, the police will ask some questions, and if you can't answer them, you will be in big trouble.

Answer: Not a resident of this building? So why come up? Got the wrong unit? Isn't lying to the police looking for death? I'll be arrested as a suspect!

Seeing that I was stunned and didn't speak, which attracted the attention of the police, another middle-aged policeman asked, "Young man, do you know the deceased in this house?" ”

He's dead? How so? Didn't the ugly ghost meet him last night? Could it be that the ugly ghost killed him and blamed me again?

The policeman seemed impatient and urged: "Boy, talk to you!" ”

I looked up and asked in a panic, "How did he die?" ”

I regretted it just after asking, isn't this stupid! How can you ask that! Indirectly shows that I know the dead!

Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, the middle-aged policeman asked, "Do you know the deceased?" ”

How do you answer that...... I Tm know or don't know! After thinking for a few seconds, I replied, "I don't know." ”

"And what are you doing here?"

"That's right, Uncle Policeman, I've been experiencing some strange things recently, and I heard that there is a Taoist chief living here, and I want to ask him to take a look."

"There is indeed a charlatan living here, but he is dead, young man, go home quickly."

I hurriedly nodded and prepared to leave, but at this moment, a ghost floated out of 601, and I saw that the ghost was an old man, with a goatee, fairy wind bones, and a bit of a dusty temperament. When he saw me, he seemed to see his father's killer and shouted, "You are the accomplice of that ugly ghost?" Evil obstacles, today the Taoist chief will accept you to do the right thing for heaven! ”

With that, he rushed over!

I'll fuck your uncle! What's the situation? I was so scared that I took a step back! Although the old man ghost was floating beside the police, the policemen did not open their eyes, so naturally they could not see him or hear his voice.

And the ugly ghost didn't know where he died, and I was terrified, and I retreated into a corner!

The old ghost floated in front of me and blew the fire above my head hard! This morning, in order to open my eyes, I have extinguished the yang fire in my shoulders, and at this time there is only one lamp left on my head, if all three lamps are extinguished, I will die!

At this time, I didn't care about being afraid, and while beating the old ghost with my hands, I shouted, "Go away!" Get away from me! ”